Another Monday night, another Monday Night Raw. Good news about tonight is that Wade is no longer on Raw, he's on Smackdown haha. Aly and I are finishing up with what we're doing so that we're ready for the show. Once we're all ready, we meet in the hall as usual and head to the arena. Once we get there, we walk in and as usual head to the room.
"You know what makes Monday Night Raw even better? Wade is no longer here, he went to Smackdown. Life is good."
"Oh yeah."
"But we still have CM Sucks...ehhhh."
"Eh."
The intro to the show starts playing and as soon as the cameras are on in the arena, Santino's music immediately plays.
"Wow, no introduction by Michael Cole?"
"Gasp."
But then he starts talking as Santino, Kozlov and Tamina walk down the ramp.
"Spoke too soon...nevermind."
Aly sighs and shakes her head. After he's done talking, Justin starts announcing the match but stops and gets out of the ring just as Nexus comes running out and sliding into the ring. Then they start going after Santino and Kozlov. I just sigh.
"That is just so old."
"Learn some new tricks boys."
"For sure. Oh look who it is...CM Sucks." I say as we see Punk get into the ring and watch everything happening.
"Oh joy."
After they throw Santino and Kozlov out, Punk starts talking.
"Ohhh, I'm sorry!"
"No you're not."
"Pfft."
"Your tag team title match has been rescheduled for a later date. Ever since Nexus has made it's impact here on Monday Night Raw, they have been the most dominant force the WWE has ever seen. And now as scary as it sounds, we are even stronger."
"Yeah okay." I say sarcastically.
"Whatever you say Pacifier Boy." Aly mumbles, pulling a wedding magazine out of her bag and flipping through it.
"Nexus listen up. Each and every single on of you have the ability and the chance to shine brighter than any other superstar in history. I can give you the tools to succeed. I've already set the example to follow...unlike your previous leader Wade Barrett who consistantly seemed to fail at setting any kind of example at all. But two weeks ago...I single handedly put John Cena out of the equation."
"Not for long."
"That's right! That's right ladies and gentlemen, and your hero in all of his broken down
glory...will appear tonight. John Cena will...what I'm hoping deliver a tear jerking, encore farwell speech...tonight."
"Yeah uh no."
"More like he's going to be pissed off as hell."
"Because John Cena's days of Hustle, Loyalty and Respect are over! While mine, are just beginning. And then the cou de gras later tonight in an act of selfless leadership, I CM Punk will make the ultimate sacrifice...when I initiate myself the NEW leader of the NEW Nexus."
"Oh great, this means we'll have to see your face again tonight."
"And every night to come."
"Just what we always wanted." Aly says sarcastically, turning the page of her magazine.
"But I'm getting slightly ahead of myself, you see mine wont be the only initiation tonight. Each one of you must prove to yourself, you must prove to the group...you must prove to me, you must prove to these worthless people...that you have what it takes to belong in the new Nexus. If you all accept and pass your initiations then well, the Nexus will be at it's apex of power and I promise you that we will not only take over Monday Night Raw. We will take over the WWE entirely."
Aly rolls her eyes. McGillicutty starts saying that he likes that idea and Otunga grabs the mic from Punk for a moment.
"I think I speak for all of us here...we would be honored to be initiated into the new Nexus tonight." He says, then handing the mic back.
"David Otunga believe me when I say the honor will all be mine. Well let's begin shall we...Michael McGillicutty, you're up first. Front and center. You know and I know and these people know that Nexus is famous for these group jackal-like beatdowns. You've beaten down hall of famers, you've even beaten down the chairman of the board. Yes, Nexus has beaten down John Cena too."
"Which he got revenge for."
"Look at me. Your initiation is to be on a recieving end of one of these Nexus beatdowns."
"Whoa...wait...what?"
"Did he just say what I think he said?" Aly looks up.
"Uh yeah he did." I nod.
"Husky...you're the lead off hitter Husky, let's get it started."
Husky hesitates and instead Otunga goes after him. Then one by one they attack him including Punk, before Punk leaves the ring and the rest of Nexus pull McGillicutty out and carries him up the ramp and backstage. The screen fading to a commercial now.
"Looks like he's initiated."
"Punk's lost his marbles."
"Never knew he had any to begin with."
"Good point."
After the commercial, we come back and they talk a bit about the Royal Rumble websit and then R-Truth comes out singing his entrance song.
"I wish he would disappear." Cole says.
Truth keeps singing and when he gets into the ring and after he does his little 'what's up' thing to the crowd, Cole comments again.
"Go away!"
"How about you just be quiet Cole."
Then Alberto Del Rio's music plays and in he comes in another car and Ricardo announces him in Spanish...again.
"He really is starting to annoy me now." I sigh.
Towards the end of the match, Truth and Del Rio were outside the ring and the ref was starting the countdown. Ricardo came out and started distracting Truth by saying 'what's up' repeatedly until Truth turned around and hits him right in the face. Alberto rolls into the ring before the ref got to 10 but Truth didnt.
As soon as Del Rio's music stopped, he started talking.
"That's another victory for Alberto Del Rio! But you already know that! You also know that my destiny is to win the Royal Rumble and headline Wrestlemania."
"There he goes again like last week."
Aly just shakes her head. Then she sees something in the magazine and rods me, holding it out.
"Ooooh." I say, looking.
Mike and Alex chuckle as we continue to look through the magainze. Del Rio goes on and on, and then disses American Idol, and even Country music.
"Oh he did not just go there." I say, looking up from the magazine for a moment.
"Oh hell no."
Then he tells Ricardo to get into the ring and sing. He does and he ends up singing 'La Cucaracha' and not very well. The music still plays and they show the matchup between Morrison and Sheamus for tonight, then the screen fades to another commercial.
"Ugh Morrison."
"That's a match we don't need to pay any attention to tonight."
"Gladly."
"I don't want to see his face unless I have to."
After the commercial the camera show an up close view of Jerry.
"Yow! I don't think we need him that close up."
"Ehhh."
Cole and him start talking, when the GM dings in.
"Oh joy."
"One of the most annoying sounds ever."
"Can I have your attention please? I have just receieved an email from the anonymous Raw general manager. And I quote! Recently Michael Cole has been on the recieving end of a lot of criticism. However, I support Michael Cole in every concievable way."
"Yeah okay."
"Even though he's a conceited, pompous, arrogant, self centered, pretentious jerk?"
"Pffffftttt!"
"Haha!"
"Ha, okay okay...just kidding, hahaha. The reality is that Michael Cole has done a phenomenal job and is the epitome of manhood. I wish we had more people like him with the guts to stand up against popular opinion."
"Riiiiight."
"I don't think we need anymore Michael Coles in the world."
"Oh god no."
"Michael is an award winning journalist...he's a two-time Slammy award winner. He is witty,
highly intelligent, and not to mention...handsome."
I happened to be taking a drink of water at the time, and I choked on some after I heard that.
"Oh EW!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, the highest honor that one can achieve is to refer to themselves as a Cole Miner!"
"Hold it!" Jerry interrupts.
"We know you all are..."
"Hold it hold it hold it!" Jerry continues.
"Hold on. I...I have just recieved a message from the entire WWE Universe. And I quote. Will you please shut up!"
"Really Cole, nobody..nobody in their right mind would ever even think, say or much less type that YOU are handsome. What you really are Michael Cole is a coward."
"I am not a coward. King you cannot come near me, because of the order of the general manager. You can't touch me or you'll be fired. You will be fired. The GM has ordered it, and if you touch me you'll be fired." Cole rants on.
Then Jerry grabs the computer screen and shuts it.
"Is there a point to this?"
"I don't think so."
But the GM ding goes off again.
"It still works. And I quote...I assure you that Michael Cole is not a coward. And King, neither are you. That's why I know that even though your body hasn't fully recovered, you can't wait to exact revenge. Therefore tonight, WWE Champion The Miz and Alex Riley will take on the team of Jerry 'The King' Lawler and Randy Orton!"
"Are you kidding me?"
"Again? For what? So they can cheat again like last time?"
Aly sits back against the couch, scowling angrily. The Raw theme music plays and the
cameras switch to Punk in the locker room.
"McGillicutty's in, he passed with flying colors. He showed a lot of heart too. Well Husky...you're next. Your initiation if you choose to accept it of course...is in my left hand."
The camera pans out and show leather straps in his hand.
"You will willingly without reprisal take three lashes from everybody here." Punk continues as Slater, Gabriel and Otunga take the straps.
"He's nuts!"
"I know! I mean I don't like them and all but I would never wish for that to happen to any of them."
Aly nods.
"I accept." Husky says taking off his hat and turning around.
"Husky...take the shirt...off." Punk demands and Husky does as he says.
"Now he's really nuts."
"Oh my god, I can't watch." Aly turns and hides against Mike.
Neither of us watch as we hear the impact of the leather straps and the screams of pain coming from Husky. Then we hear repeated impacts, assuming that was from Punk and the sounds change to commercials.
"That is just...wrong." Aly shivers a little.
"Punk should just be taken away for doing that."
Aly nods in agreement and we return from the commercial break and Daniel Bryan's music
is playing and he's in the ring and tag teaming with Mark henry, their opponents being Ted and Tyson Kidd.
"Ugh, it's HIM."
"Ewww...her too."
"Looks like she fixed her hair haha."
"Aww, that's too bad." Mike laughs and Alex snickers.
"She pisses me off again and those will end up just like the others." Aly says, folding her arms over her chest.
In the end, Daniel ended up winning and after that the screen changed to the matchup for
tonight's main event. Mike and Alex against Randy and Jerry.
"I don't like the idea of that match." I sigh.
"Me either."
Another commercial break and we come back again, this time Big Show coming out. He gets into the ring and grabs a mic.
"Wow! Thank you very much it's great to be back here on Monday Night Raw! I want to thank the general manager for letting me have some time to discuss a couple issues. Item number one...Wade Barrett. Now I find it kind of funny, last week Wade Barrett gets knocked out of Nexus and this Friday Night Smackdown coming up I'm going to knock Wade Barrett out!"
"Good, he deserves it." Alex says.
"That works right? Item number 2...the Royal Rumble. I'm letting every superstar know...and I mean EVERY SUPERSTAR, you're on notice. The Big Show is coming to the Royal Rumble and I'm not playing games. I'm ready to win the match at Royal Rumble, go onto the Wrestlemania main event...compete..." He's cut off by Nexus' music.
We sigh. Nexus walks out and they stand at the top of the ramp, then Punk looks at Otunga and he walks down the ramp.
"I guess this is Otunga's initiation."
"Good luck with that."
He walks down halfway and looks back, then looks forward again and gets into the ring. And then he slaps Show upside the head...more like in the ear though. After that Otunga just got destroyed by Big Show. The end result being that right hand punch to his face, knocking him out.
"Ouch."
"I think that's payback for their attack on him months ago."
"Yeah."
Again a commercial and when we came back Morrison was walking out. And when he was
doing his thing to get to the ring, they were replaying what happened last Monday. In this replay, they did show when we attacked him with the chairs to help Mike win the match. Alex and Mike look at us like 'daaaang' because they didn't really see it happen that night
"Had to do that after what he did to you, taking you out of helping Mike with winning the match." I say, looking at Alex.
"We werent' about to let him get away with that." Aly adds, shrugging.
"Plus, no one said that we couldn't inflict our own damage on him."
They laugh. The match was long, but in the end Morrison ends up winning.
"Blehhh."
"Gag me with a spoon."
They then replay the initiations that McGillicutty and Husky and Otunga went through. And the camera changes to Punk in the locker room again, with a couple of Kendo Sticks.
"Oh hell what does this nut job got in store now?"
"Oh don't tell me they have to hit each other with those."
"David Otunga did real well didn't he? He's in, Husky's in, McGillicutty's in. Now your two initiations...if you choose to willingly accept them. I'm sure you're thinking right now that I'm going to beat you with these Kendo Sticks. Don't worry, I'm not going to do that...you're going to beat each other with these Kendo Sticks. And you're going to beat each other with these Kendo Sticks until I tell you to stop."
"Okay he seriously has issues."
Gabriel and Slater take the sticks from Punk.
"I'm serious, he's going to hit you...you better get that up."
They put up the sticks and stand there staring at each other but they're not hitting one another.
"Okay okay. If you're not IN, that means youre OUT. I expect homeruns from all my soldiers,
so swing for the fences."
"I wouldn't do that. Those hurt like hell." Aly says, wincing.
"Wait, what?" Mike asks.
"You've been hit with a Kendo?" Alex adds.
"Yeah."
"Oh right, yeah I remember you told me about that." I say, thinking back.
"See unlike most wrestling companies, the one I used to wrestle for let the women do the hardcore matches, just like the men. So I've been in plenty of different matches that these Divas have never done." She shrugs.
"Ohhh.." Mike says.
They again get all set up to hit each other but they hesitates and never do.
"DO IT!" Punk yells.
Then they stare at the sticks, then each other and turn to Punk getting ready to hit him.
"Uh-oh."
"Oh boy."
"You're going to hit me? Y..you're going to hit me? Do it." He states holding out his arms, waiting for the impact.
The impact never comes, Slater and Gabriel look at eachother before throwing down the Kendo Sticks and walking out.
"Wonder what that's going to mean for Nexus." I say.
"Who knows." Aly shrugs.
Another commercial and when we come back Jerry's in the ring and he talks about the hall of fame. A video then plays of the first inductee into the WWE Hall of Fame.
"Heyyyy!" I say when we see the video's about Shawn.
"Awesome!"
After the video, Shawn's music plays and out he walks.
"Hey, he didn't tell us he was coming tonight."
"Guess it was supposed to be a surprise."
He starts jumping around as soon as he gets into the ring and being his goofy self as usual before getting a mic to talk.
"Such a character he is haha."
"Yeah." Aly laughs.
Everyone starts cheering and clapping, and then they start cheering for one more match. But that's when Del Rio's music played and out he walks.
"Ahhh what the hell."
"Stupid muffin top. KICK HIM SHAWN!"
"Oh that would be so cool if he superkicked him."
"I bet he will, watch."
"My name...my name is Alberto Del Rio! But you...you already know that. And YOU...your Shawn Michaels. The Heartbreak Kid, the legend, the icon, the Showstopper. But hey, not anymore. You see these people...these people used to cheer you." He says walking up the stairs and getting into the ring.
"Used to? I still hear them dummy."
"Hey...but now, now these people cheer me. It's simple...they know I'm the present and the future of the WWE. And you Shawn Michaels, you're just history man. And hey...after I win the
Royal Rumble match, I'm going to win the Heavyweight title or the WWE title!"
"Pffttt. In your dreams."
"And after that I will be known as the new Mr. Wrestlemania." Alberto finishes and laughs.
That's when Shawn has his back turned to him and out of nowhere he superkicks him.
"HAHA!"
"Yeah! So called it!"
Shawn's music plays and he starts dancing around the ring funny. Then he grabs Del Rio's scarf and wraps it around his neck and start dancing towards the ropes. They replay it twice before going back to Shawn with a cringing look on his face before continuing to laugh about it and hopping between each side of the ramp to touch the hands of the fans. Shawn walks backstage and we go to another commercial.
"Hahahaa that was great."
A stagehand knocks on the door and says that Mike and Alex should start getting ready for
their match because the end of the night is coming up soon. They nod and get up, heading out of the room and to the locker room to get ready.
"Ohhh that just made my night...Shawn superkicking Del Rio."
Aly nods, laughing.
"It's about time someone shut him up too."
"I know."
The commercial break ends and the camera shows Mike and Alex backstage just hanging out, clearly after they had gotten ready with Mike staring at the WWE Championship and everything.
"I mean I have heard of opportunity knocking but it kicked in the door for us tonight man. Randy Orton and Jerry 'The King' Lawler in the same ring at the same time. Hey, what is the matter with you?"
"I'm wondering the same thing..."
"What's the matter with me? Oh...nothing. Just besides the fact that in two weeks time, I assaulted a hall of famer. And I successfully defended my WWE championship by beating John Morrison in a match that should be talked about for years. But ever since last week the only thing anyone can talk about, is Randy Orton winning the steel cage match and becoming the #1 contender."
"Because Randy's psycho that's why."
"I'm the WWE Champion. Me! I'm the WWE Champion. I'm the person people should be talking about, not Randy Orton! You don't feel it's a fate a compli, that Randy Orton is going to beat me at the Royal Rumble. Do you even know what a fate a compli is?"
"Um no?"
"Of course I do. It means it's a given." Alex answers.
"It's a given...a fact, that Randy Orton is going to win my WWE Championship. That's my problem A-Ri, that's my problem."
"Ah..."
"No matter what I do, people don't give me respect that I deserve. Respect that I have earned. So tonight in our match with Jerry Lawler and Randy Orton...I don't just want to beat them, I want to demoralize them. Embarrass them, I want to hurt them. So we can show the world that the only fate a compli is that I'm going to be the WWE Champion for a very very long time. That the only fate a compli..."
"The only fate a compli is you're the Miz and you're..."
"No no no. Catchphrases are for closers."
Aly and I look at each other like 'ooookay then'.
"I don't say it until I give Randy Orton a beatdown of his life. I don't say it until after our match tonight." Mike ends, staring off away from the camera.
"Weird little backstage segment."
"Yeah."
Then the camera changes to Cole in the ring.
"Ladies and gentlemen we are about to be joined by John Cena. Now...now you may recall two weeks ago John Cena was incapacitated by the hands of the new Nexus and it's soon to be new leader CM Punk. Nonetheless John Cena decided that he would be here tonight..."
"Michael Cole!" We hear Punk's voice.
"What the hell?"
"Can I have your atten...Michael Cole up here! Hey, Nashville! Michael Cole! I'm on top of the tron! Michael Cole!"
"Punk!" Cole exclaims, pointing and the camera pans over to Punk standing on top of the tron.
"Okay it's official, he needs to be committed or something. He's definately lost."
"Who's lost it?" Mike asks as he and Alex walk back in.
"Punk! He standing on top of the Tron!"
"That's like 50 feet in the air, what the hell is he doing up there?"
"I have no idea."
"We are through talking about John Cena, this is the CM Punk show now. What I want to talk about now is the new Nexus. What tonight has shown is that Michael McGillicutty, Husky Harris and David Otunga have proven themselves strong enough to be in the new Nexus. They sacrificed themselves through their initiations. And now I am prepared to do the same."
"Oh he isn't..."
"He jumps he could die..."
"I may not like the guy but I wouldn't want to see him jump."
"My initiation will be the ultimate sacrifice. And it is my hope and my dream that through my sacrifice...it will prove that not only was I a member of Nexus...but I was their leader. So should I dive off this tron? Should I break every bone in my body? Should I rupture every muscle..."
"Okay no need to describe the whole process, that's just gross.
He stands there arms open and eyes closed, but then puts the mic back up to talk.
"There's one more question I have. And the question is exactly...how...gullible are all of you people? I'm wearing a harness!" He exclaims showing it under his shirt.
"I have two guys back here spotting me! I'm safer up here than any of you sitting in your seats. What kind of an idiot jumps off the tron?"
"Um..you?"
"Consider yourselves initiated Nashville. You are all...congratulations legitimately you are all the biggest, mindless group of sheep that I have ever seen in my entire life." Then he starts cracking up and his music plays, out walks Nexus...but only Husky, Otunga and McGillicutty.
"What an ass."
"That wasn't even funny."
"Not at all."
Punk emerges from backstage and walks into the ring with Nexus and starts to talk, but first laughs.
"If anybody out there watching actually thought I was going to jump off the tron, you are stupid."
"You know from this angle it looks like he has monkey ears."
"Pfffttt!"
"He's the new monkey boy."
"Yup. He's Pacifier Boy too."
"CM Sucks as well."
"Right."
He hands the mic to Husky and then takes off his shirt.
"As you can see I am wearing a safety harness. Somebody who would consider doing such a rash thing...is mentally challenged and I am not mentally challenged, I am mentally superior."
"No you're stupid."
"No there's never been a thought in my mind to jump off the tron. I don't need your approval, I
don't need initiations..I am the leader of the new Nexus. Cena? John Cena? John Cena is no longer here, I got rid of John Cena ladies and gentlemen."
"But I'm here." We hear his voice.
"Yay Sully!"
"I'm right here! I'm over here! On that big screen you were going to jump off of. And it's amazing because we just saw the act of a delusional phony. You are completely gutless, tasteless, worthless, spineless, classless and your cronies are pantsless." John says that last part referring to Nexus.
"Hahaaaa."
"Your insincere and confidently inconfident. You're uncool, you're unprofessional and unengaging. You're low budget, low class, and low rent. And on top of that you are wasting everyone's time. Why would you bother to give the new Nexus a physical initiation? I've already given them one."
"Tis true."
"You see I said I would get my hands on each and every member of the Nexus, and I did...no wait that's not true. There is one member...a new member that I haven't quite had the chance to initiate, that's you CM Sucks."
"Also true." I say.
"I'm not afraid of you John. I will not stand in my ring on MY show and be intimidated by you."
"Prove it. Prove it. Next week CM Sucks vs John Cena in a match."
"Next week."
"Next week on Raw, you and me in a match."
"I accept."
"John better beat the crap out of him."
"Good, I was hoping you would. You see all those things you've been saying about me...they're right. If you provoke me I am the most animalistic, brutal, violent, physical man on the planet. That means next week you get dealt with!"
"Woo go Sully!"
"As sure as I wear purple and the sun rises in the morning, you get dealt with! Because next week on Raw, it's not about t-shirts or armbands...it's about me whooping your ass." John says, then going offscreen.
"I can't wait to see next week then."
CM Punk stares at the tron and John's music plays and then going to commerical after showing the matchup for the between Alex and Mike against Randy and Jerry.
"Well looks like we should start heading out there."
"If we must." Aly mumbles.
"I better not be given a headache by Randy again, but then again he is a walking headache in his own." I say getting up.
Aly nods in agreement. We get up and head out and after the commercial break Mike's music plays and we all walk out. Aly holds Mike's arm and I hold Alex's arm as we walk out and then get into the ring with them a they stand on the turnbuckles and pose. We stand back and wait for Jerry and Randy to come out. Mike's music fades and the Jerry's plays and he walks out, then waits and Randy's music plays with him walking out. Randy stares into the ring, with that evil look in his eye. He gets into the ring and poses like usual. The music fades and Randy jumps down. Aly and I kiss Mike and Alex quickly before they hold the ropes for us to climb out. I grab the briefcase and Aly and a ringside attendant takes Mike's title so it's safe.
Alex goes in first as the bell rings and he's going against Jerry first.
"Right here old man, right here." He says to Jerry who's more occupied with Miz right now.
Jerry goes to go after Mike, but Mike jumps down which gives Alex the chance to attack, which he does. After a few repeated punches, he tags in Mike and after he kicks Jerry Alex gets out like he's supposed to. Mike punches Jerry first, which sends him tumbling towards the ropes and he picks him up. Jerry gains momentum and punches Mike, sending him to the apron. Jerry starts rapidly punching Mike and after he stops, Miz rolls out of the ring and tries to regain his strength. We see Jerry coming out and starting to go after Miz so we back up and away so we're not caught up if the scuffle. Jerry grabs him and punches him, then repeatedly throws him into the announcer's table, then pushes him into the side of the ring and finishing with throwing him into the steel steps.
Jerry punches him and that sends him leaning against the ring and he rolls into the ring on his own free will. Jerry climbs in after him and follows him into the corner, but Mike retaliate and elbows him, then goes over and tags in Alex. Alex goes in and goes right after Jerry and Jerry picks him up, dropping him backwards. As Alex is sitting there, this gives Jerry the chance to tag in Randy.
"Oh no." I sigh.
Randy kicks Alex away, then goes after and picks him up. He puts him in the corner and does repeated uppercuts to him. Then he keeps kicking him and the ref has to pull him off.
"Come on!" Randy yells.
Randy grabs Alex and pushes him against the ropes to send him running. When Alex came back, he kicked Randy in the shoulder as he was bent over. He tags in Mike who comes running in, but right into a clothesline by Randy. Randy stomps on Mike's face and he cries out in pain, then Randy does it again resulting in the same cry of pain from Mike. He then stomps on his chest and just steps up and walks on him. He tags in Jerry who punches Mike a couple times before punching him again so he's in the corner. He repeatedly does that in the corner until the ref backs him up. Mike gets up and then as Jerry comes after him, he kicks him in the face and drops to his knees to recover.
Mike wails on Jerry, and the ref has a hard time pulling him off, when he does Mike is furious and then goes back over to Jerry. He kicks him into the corner and then grabs him by the neck and flips him over, getting him in a headlock. With the chants for Jerry, he gets up and gest loose. But Mike knees him and throws him into the corner and successfully executes the running corner clothesline. Mike then goes over to Randy and starts yelling at him. During the commercial break Alex got into the match and he had Jerry in a headlock when we came back on tv, but Jerry got free by countering. Alex punches back just as hard and sends Jerry into the corner. He looks at Mike and then at Jerry and he runs, but Jerry moves and Alex goes shoulder first into the steel ring post.
Alex and Jerry are now standing and when Jerry turn around he knocks Alex down again and crawls to Randy. Alex has Jerry by a boot and Mike goes in and the ref is distracted by him. Jerry gets the tag but when the ref turns around and sees Randy coming in he stops him and tells him he didn't see that tag. As the ref is distracted, Mike goes after Jerry and the makes a cheap shot to Randy sending him to the floor. The Mike goes after Jerry, going for a Skull Crushing Finale as the ref is dealing with Alex. Randy rolls in and RKO's Mike and quickly slides out before the ref could see. Jerry covers Mike, and goes for the pin. At 2, Alex slides in and stops the count. He takes Mike and drags him to the ropes so he can tag himself in and he does. He goes in, but can't get to Jerry before he made the tag to Randy. Basically the match was all over here. Randy was on a roll with every move. He sizes up for the RKO after a few moves and Mike tries to sneak in. But Randy sensed he was going to come in so he turned around and Mike stopped instantly and going back out of the ring.
Randy's distracted so Alex thinks he can get him, but Randy counters whatever Alex was going to do with an RKO. He goes and tags in Jerry and stays in the ring and in front of Mike to make sure he can't get anywhere near Jerry to stop him. After Jerry jumps off the top rope, he covers Alex and he gets the pin for the win. Aly grumbles in Italian under her breath. Alex rolls out of the ring as Mike goes and grabs the title and we all walk around the ring with him and walk backwards up the ramp, Mike and Randy glaring at each other. Mike turns around and we all head backstage.
"Freaking jerks." Aly mutters.
"They cheated...again. The ref didn't even do anything about Randy in the ring, when he SHOULD have done something."
"I know."
"But I got to go get ready for the dark match against Maryse so Mike and I will see you two after that." She adds.
"Right, I'd say good luck but you're going to kick her ass so I'll settle with a 'have fun'." I say laughing.
"Oh I will." She grins wickedly.
Aly and Mike head down to the locker room, while Alex and I head back to the regular room so that I can see if he's alright and everything. Alex lays on the couch wincing.
"You're not bleeding anymore are you? I saw that out there. The quick view on the tron that is."
"Not anymore no." He shakes his head.
"Good. Anything you need?"
He opens his arms up.
"You want me to lay down with you? Well I got to take these off before I do that." I say, taking off my shoes and then walking over and laying down with him. He wraps his arms around me and buries his face against me with a content sigh.
"I'm tired Creative making you end up losing and getting beat up like this...it's just so getting old. Not to mention it gets me worried of you getting seriously hurt."
"I know but there isn't much I can do love."
"I know, I just don't like it. But what I do like is this new ring attire of yours." I say and he chuckles.
"But you were very distracting out there...well to me anyway."
He laughs and smirks.
"You still manage to distract me, you should be proud."
"I am." He grins.
"I was going to ruffle your hair again like I always do because it's fun, but you'd like attack
me because well you can right now. So yeah not a good idea on my part."
"But you have nowhere to go." Alex smirks devilishly.
"I know, which is why I'm changing my mind. I'm stuck."
"You say that like it's a bad thing." He chuckles.
"Oh no it's a good thing, because I don't have to pull you closer like I normally do to do
this..." I say kissing him.
We're so caught up in the kissing we don't hear the door open.
"Bologna fudgin' mustard!"
We get surprised and we pull away, but Alex also ends up letting me go and I roll off onto the floor.
"Ow."
"You okay?" They both ask immediately.
"I'm okay, thanks for the interruption John." I say sitting up rubbing my back slightly from the impact from the floor.
"Well it isn't like I knew you were...busy!"
"That's what knocking's for you goof."
"I did."
"You did?" Oh my bad." I say and he laughs.
"So...pumped up to kick CM Sucks' butt next Monday?" I ask.
"Oh yeah." He smirks
"You did know you said 'ass' on a PG rated show didn't you? I don't think you're allowed to do that."
"Oh yeah...oops."
"You were just frustrated...happens to everyone."
He shrugs and nods in agreement.
"So where's Boo?" He asks.
"Dark match against Maryse, she should be walking back any minute because Maryse is
such a weakling."
"And she so is." Aly declares as she walks in with Mike.
"Uh...Dolce, what're you doing on the floor?" She adds, asking me.
"They were making out and didn't hear me knock so she fell off the couch when I surprised them." John answers instead.
"Your first walk in on them huh? I feel bad for you Sully." Aly laughs, patting his shoulder and walking over to the other couch to sit down.
"Join the club." Mike says, sitting with her on the couch.
"Oh come on, it's not that bad." I comment.
Aly laughs and both Mike and John raise their eyebrows.
"What?" I ask looking back and forth at them.
"Nothing." They mutter.
"Uh-huh suuuuurrrree."
"Since you're the cause of me falling onto the floor, help me up." I say to John, holding a
hand out.
He laughs and pulls me up.
"Thank you." I say, brushing myself off, and fixing my dress, sitting down on the arm of the
couch.
Alex pulls me down onto his lap. I squeal, not expecting it.
"A little warning next time would be nice." I laugh.
"Sure." He chuckles.
"Alright, I can see you 4 are busy, so I'll just talk to you later. Just wanted to come see you guys before I headed off, haven't seen you all night."
"Alright, bye Sully."
He says bye and heads out of the door and closes it, but pops his head back in for a brief second.
"Can't wait till the weddings."
Then he closes the door again and it stays shut now.
"Dork." Aly laughs.
"Haha, hey did you happen to rip any extensions out of Maryse's hair?" I ask, curiously and she smirks.
"Enough to cause damage like last time?" I ask, assuming that smirk meant yes to the
extensions being ripped out.
Aly snickers and so does Mike.
"Ooooh worse than last time?"
"Ohhhh her face was sooo funny." Aly says, laughing.
"Looks like another trip to the hair salon." I say in a singing voice.
Aly laughs harder.
"The hair stylist is going to wonder what she keeps doing."
"I know."
"You know what one of us should do if we ever face her one on one? Mock her with that little
hair flip move, but do it way better than her. That'll piss her off haha."
"Oh my god yes."
"I CALL DIBS ON THAT!" Aly yells, Mike and Alex crack up.
"Then I'll mock her with that little hand movement she does. Do it right to her face." I add.
"Ahaha yes!"
"Hey isn't she on NXT with Ted?"
"Yeah."
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Oh yes." Aly grins devilishly.
"Looks like we're all going back to NXT tomorrow night."
The guys chuckle and we exchange grins.
"It's going to be great. You know none of this season's rookies have beat your power of the
punch score." I say to Alex.
"Of course not, I'm that good." He says smugly.
"Well the three of us have to get changed if we want to leave soon." Aly comments about her,
Alex and Mike.
"Right."
We seperate to change, I'm walking with Aly to the Diva's room. After changing, we meet the guys halfway and then we head back to the hotel.