Minxy: *Writes stuff* Yes. This is good. *Uploads it*
(14 Years in the Future)
(? POV)
I remember when the world was a wonderful place; everyone was carefree and nothing seemed wrong. And...*Sighs* And I had such a wonderful family. Father, mother, my big brother and I just wanted to live happy lives. But to her, we needed to die. In my late childhood, that happy aura that surronded my family turned into one of fear but my family tried to hide it from me with their forced smiles. But I still knew that something was wrong and four years later, I was proven right but I honestly wished I wasn't. They have killed my entire family and I watched them die trying to protect me. Now, I may be only fourteen years old but I am going to save my family! No... That's not all... I'll save the future of the whole universe. I am the Iron Maiden and I've trained long and hard for this moment!
(End of POV)
"Is it finished?" The Iron Maiden questioned. Susie formed a small smile on her face and nodded. In front of the two stood a brand new time machine that Susie had just finished. She looked proudly at her time machine,"And I thought that I'd never be able to finish this thing because of the lack of resources," Susie stated,"but it ended up being worth it." Suddenly, the duo heard loud banging noises from outside the lab,"Crap! She found us!" The Iron Maiden muttered as she took out her sword. Susie quickly grabbed The Iron Maiden by the arm,"You need to get into the time machine!" Susie urged as she tried to get her into the time machine. But the young girl pulled away from her,"No!" she cried,"I'm not leaving you here! Please, come with me!" "I can't," Susie replied,"I made that time machine specifically for you so there's no way I'd fit in there. And if I go instead of you this future would have still happened because I don't know all of the information that you do. So please..." Just then, a whole army broke into Susie's lab,"Halt!" The leader announced. The Iron Maiden was about to take out her sword and attack the soldiers but Susie gestured for her to stop and she calmly approached the leader,"Sir Galacta Knight," Susie said,"I must apologize for these current actions." Suddenly, Susie took out a gun and shot Galacta in the face,"Child!" Susie announced,"Get into the time machine! I'll distract them for you!" The Iron Maiden nodded and quickly ran to the time machine while Susie delt with the soldiers. As soon as The Iron Maiden entered the time machine, she saw Susie getting disarmed as one of the soldiers lashed her hands with his sword. The woman forced a smile on her face as she looked at the time machine. The Iron Maiden quickly set the year and the date and with a press of a button, she was gone.
(The original timeline)
It has been a month since Salvia accidently got Meta Knight and Sectonia together and stuff. But anyways, it was such a gloriously beautiful day in Dreamland and our "wonderful" protagonist, Salvia Violet Amethyst Kokorosuki was spending it stalking her senpai, Meta Knight who was on a date with her love rival, Sectonia,"Oh ho ho ho ho desu," Salvia thought,"Meta Knight Kun is going out with Sectonia Chan desu...This is all Susie's fault! She didn't build that time machine then I wouldn't have went back in time and I wouldn't have made Sectonia Chan friends with Meta Knight Kun and META KNIGHT KUN WOULDN'T HAVE ACCEPTED SECTONIA CHAN'S FEELINGS DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" "Hi!" a voice suddenly said. Salvia turned to find Taranza. They were spending a minute or two trying to talk to each other but they were both talking at the same time so their sentences were hard to make out. Salvia's eyes suddenly turned into a galaxy,"Wait a minute!" she exclaimed,"You're Sectonia's boyfriend!" "No," Taranza answered,"but I want to be yours." Salvia shuned him and folded her arms,"My boyfriend would help me break Meta Knight Kun and Sectonia Chan up!" Salvia stated. Taranza was silent for a while but then he answered,"Uh, I know a man that sells various potions. He might have something that'll..." Salvia grabbed Taranza by one of his arms and ran off with him,"TAKE ME TO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!" Salvia yelled as they ran into the sunset.
In the outskirts of Cappie Town stood a stand being run by a man who was about Taranza's height (Pretty flipping short!) who wore regal blue suit, complete with a white cape with gold trimmings and a dash of purple, gold-trimmed cog designs, and wears a white scarf with a blue belt interwoven,"Greetings," he began,"and welcome to Magolor's Stand of Stuff! What would you like, young lady?" Salvia's eyes were locked on a beautiful rainbow potion that was in the fanciest bottle in the universe,"I wanted that," Salvia appealed,"but I don't have any money." "Then why the bloody hell did you come to my stand for?" Magolor questioned but at the end, Salvia was able to get the potion because...Well, what else did she do? Of course she f***** him! Anyways, Salvia bought the Mary Sue potion which turns anyone who drinks it into a Mary Sue (Or a even bigger Mary Sue). But Salvia was not going to use it on herself because she was already too perfect. Instead, she'd use it on Sectonia so she could ruin her relationship with Meta Knight. So Salvia planned to put the potion into Sectonia's drink thus turning her into a Mary Sue and making Salvia the best girl. (Even if Sectonia was a Mary Sue, she'd still be better than Salvia!) Salvia carefully sneaked into the castle and she filled Sectonia's water bottle with the potion but she wouldn't noticed because it then turned into the water and tasted like it. Soon after, Sectonia entered so Salvia went into hiding,"On man..." Sectonia panted,"Asking him to go all out on me was a horrible idea..." Go all out? What the hell was Sectonia talking about? "That man is something else when when he's doing his thing," Sectonia added, "But he was amazing! I can't imagine getting such an experience with anyone else!" Wait a minute! I know what she's talking about! This bitch just had sex with my Meta Knight! Salvia foolishly jumped out of her hiding spot,"How could you?!" Salvia roared. Sectonia was confused,"What are you talking about?" she asked,"And what are you doing here?" "You had sex with my Meta Knight!" Salvia replied,"Now you must die!" "I didn't have sex with Meta Knight," Sectonia stated,"besides, our relationship started very recently."
"Then what did you do with him?"
"We were having a sparring match. Well...It was a sparring match but we ended up going too far."
"I don't believe you!" Salvia cried as she launched herself at her love rival. Sectonia made no haste to kick Salvia in the head, knocking the Mary Sue out,"Excuse me!" Sectonia called,"Can someone get this thing out of the castle, please?"
Salvia stormed all the way to Magolor's Stand,"What the Hell?" Salvia roared,"Sectonia drank that whole Mary Sue potion yet nothing happened to her! You ripped me off!" "No, I didn't," Magolor stated,"if you read the label on the potion you'll see what causes the potion to work. You must hit the person on the head in order for the potion to work, you see." Salvia was still angry so she stormed back home. (If she even has a home.)
'Twas the night before s*** went down and in a castle of great height, not a creature was stirring except for one hot as hell knight. The night was so peaceful and Salvia was no where in sight, so the knight took it upon himself to relax in the dim moonlight. The sky beholden the knight with a beautiful sight, with the dim white moon and the little stars that shone bright. (These rhymes are a f***ing pain to write, I'll stop now or I'll commit suicide in a bullfight.) Usually in nights like this he'd be spending time with his son but Kirby was fast asleep and it certainly wouldn't be worth waking the boy up. But being alone was fine. Soon after, Sectonia entered the garden,"What are you doing out here all by yourself?" Sectonia questioned,"I was looking all over for you." "Salvia's not here," Meta Knight replied. Sectonia stood there staring at the knight for a few seconds before she laid down right next to him,"Good point," she said. The two didn't speak to each other yet for they were too busy taking in the atmosphere. It was such a beautiful night anyways. Then, Sectonia sat up,"Do you remember when we were kids?" she asked. Meta Knight looked at her,"Of course," he answered,"I especially liked it when we were throwing food at Salvia." The duo laughed as they remembered the look on Salvia's face as they threw food at her,"And the time you grew wings," Sectonia added,"then I threw myself off a building just so you could save me. I've been watching too much Twilight." "Remember when we tried to act like a married couple?" Meta Knight continued. Sectonia chuckled,"We were just yelling at each other for about two hours or so! And then the marriage ended. At least we knew how marriages work." The couple talked about miscellaneous memories and stuff until Sectonia decided to bring one particular memory up,"Do you remember when we first kissed?" Meta Knight's eyes turned lavender as he turned away from her,"I-I don't remember that at all," he stuttered. Sectonia giggled upon realizing that Meta Knight was embarrassed,"You remember!" she exclaimed,"We both were horrible kissers but we were children anyways...We've been together for a month and we still haven't kissed."
"I don't like what you're suggesting," Meta Knight said. Sectonia put her arms around the knight's neck,"Come on!" Sectonia appealed,"We're both adults now so we must have experience." "I've haven't kissed a girl ever since!" Meta Knight admitted,"...That's why." Sectonia was confused,"Are you serious?" she questioned,"Not even Garlude or...Salvia?" The knight shook his head. Sectonia smiled at him,"Don't worry," Sectonia assured him,"I'll teach you." "No," Meta Knight said sternly,"I just don't want to embarrass myself in front of you."
"You're embarrassing yourself right now."
"Well, I'd rather embarrass myself this way!"
"Come on! It's just a kiss!"
"I am not doing it!"
"Meta Knight!"
"I said no!"
"Just once at least?"
"No!"
Sectonia pouted and folded her arms. Meta Knight turned away from the woman. What have you degraded yourself to? The same man who fights for the lives of people just had a fight with his girlfriend because he wouldn't kiss her! You can do better than this! Meta Knight turned back to face the woman,"Look, Sectonia," he began,"I..." before the knight could say another word Sectonia pulled off his mask and pulled him into a kiss. The knight was going to pull himself out of it but he found himself enjoying it while also getting the gist of things. The couple found themselves getting lost in each other and Meta Knight's hand guided itself down Sectonia's back until stopping midway upon realizing what he was doing. He pulled himself out of the kiss,"Let's not go too far with this," he stated. Sectonia pulled herself closer to the knight,"What are you..." she stopping when she snapped back into reality,"Oh right!" She released Meta Knight from her grip,"But I told you that you'd learn!" Sectonia exclaimed,"You were wonderful! I wished you went further with what you were doing just now." "Sectonia!" Meta Knight said in shock. The lady laughed at him again,"I was only joking!" Sectonia explained. The couple spent another half an hour talking about miscellaneous things,"We've out here long enough," Meta Knight said,"I think we should go to bed." "Yeah," Sectonia yawned,"I am getting pretty tired." "I'll take you to your room," Meta Knight insisted. When Meta Knight escorted Sectonia to her room, he left her with a kiss,"Goodnight," he appealed as he walked to his room. Sectonia stood there until the knight was out of sight. Then she went to her room. I have no regrets.
Chibi: Ew! What the hell is this?
Minxy: Why the hell are you still here?
Chibi: I was just checking! And the ending was gross! And didn't you say you wouldn't be active for a while.
Minxy: That reminds me, my exams will be starting on June 20th and it'll be two weeks long so when that time comes, you know what'll happen.
Chibi: And I'd like to complain about people not reading The Deadly Nightshade. READ MY STORY! AND GIVE ME REVIEWS! You reviewed this one!
Minxy: And by the way, I decided to make a Wikipedia for Dreamland no Densetsu. You can check it out but I can't edit for s*** yet so you could help if you want. And if you can't find it, check my DeviantArt account to see if I put the link there. And ciao!
