Minxy: Thank goodness, it's finally over!
Chibi: I thought that I was going to die! Didn't you?
Minxy: No, I just wanted this exam to end so I can get back to writing. Speaking of writing, the reason why this chapter came really early was because there was a lot of unexpected days off, especially because of Bret.
Chibi: Wished that it lasted for the whole two weeks or even destroyed the school!
Minxy: Whoa! You need to chill!
Chibi: I hate school; that's why!
Minxy: Anyways, here's a new chapter. Hope you enjoy!
(One year worth of Salvia trying and failing to break up Meta Knight and Sectonia later because I don't want to waste your time with multiple chapters of the same thing over and over again.)
Salvia was in her house destroying everything because she was really mad. She couldn't believe that her Meta Knight was in love with her love rival, Sectonia. Suddenly, Taranza and Magolor came in,"You need some milk!" Magolor declared. Salvia threw a book at him. She then started to cut herself and smoke because she was super depressed and stuff. Magolor and Taranza tried to stop her but Salvia was too much of a bitch. And suddenly again, another mysterious knight broke into Salvia's room,"YOU AGAIN? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!" Salvia asked politely but she received no response. Instead, the knight kicked her in the stomach which pissed Salvia off very much,"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Salvia roared,"Wait a minute! I know who you are! You're Sectonia-chan and you want to kill me because you know that I'll ruin your relationship with Meta-kun!" The knight still said nothing and instead knocked Salvia out with a direct kick to the head (That somehow didn't kill her because this knight is wearing a shit ton of armor). That's when Magolor and Taranza came in, "LEAVE SALVIA ALONE!" They begged but the knight didn't listen and it kidnapped Salvia.
Magolor and Taranza ran all the way the Dedede's castle without pausing for anything. So, obviously, when the reached there, they were out of breath and thristy as all hell. After the two little men refreshed themselves, they went over to the King who was binge eating chocolate chip cookies,"Your Majesty!" They cried, "We require the assistance of Sir Meta Knight because Salvia's been kidnapped!"
The King looked at them with a confused look, "Is that good news or bad news?"
The two men glared at the King, "We're serious, Your Majesty!"
"So am I because I really want to know if this is good or bad news."
"It's awful news!" Magolor fumed.
"Oh, okay then," King Dedede proceeded to take out a a megaphone, "Yo, Meta Knight! I have a mission for you!"
Suddenly, Meta Knight stepped out from behind King Dedede's throne,"You needed me, Your Majesty?"
King Dedede was frightened by Meta Knight's suddenly appearance,"Were you there this whole time?"
"Nope. Just got here."
"Okay," Dedede glared at the knight for a second, "Well, uh, these two are here because Salvia's been kidnapped."
Meta Knight's eyes turned a shimmering green, "Your Majesty, is that good news or bad news?"
"You've got to be kidding!" Magolor and Taranza cried out in unison.
"Well, they told me it was awful news but..." Dedede started to whisper,"I think this is really rad news."
The knight just nodded, "But please don't say rad ever again."
"Whatever," The King raised his voice," Okay, you two! Meta Knight has just agreed to help you find Saliva!"
"It's Salvia!" Magolor and Taranza roared.
"Just save the woman before she dies or something!"
And with that, the three men left the room. Considering the coast clear, King Dedede took out a bunch of blueprint, "Now, time to find a new way the clobba dat dair Kirbeh."
"You clobba dat dair Kirbeh and I go clobba you!" Meta Knight exclaimed as he suddenly stepped out from behind the King's throne again.
"META KNIGHT!" The King screamed,"GET OUTTA HERE!"
And the knight walked out, "Don't even think about clobbahing dat dair Kirbeh while I'm gone!"
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(^Is it okay if I start using this?^)
Salvia woke up in another dungeon,"What the Fuck, Sectonia!" Salvia roared, "Get me the FUCK outta here! I am talking to you, Sectonia! Fucking answer me!"
"I am not Sectonia," the knight answered, "but I know her very well. In fact, we were very close."
"So you're telling me that Sectonia broke up with Meta Knight to get into a lesbian relationship with you?"
"I'm fourteen years old!"
"So, Sectonia's a pedophile?"
"Hell no! I'm her daughter!"
"O. M. FUCKING. G!"
Salvia broke out of her prison, "OMG! I have to fucking tell Meta Knight about this! This will totally break them up!" And then Salvia ran all the way to Dreamland somehow without noticing the giant fucking Halberd flying over her fucking head! So, Salvia made it to Dreamland and she looked everywhere for Meta Knight but she couldn't find him but she did find Sectonia. Salvia was still very happy to see Sectonia because she had another plan in mind. Sectonia quickly took out her two rapiers and she was ready slice Salvia into millions of pieces,"I know all about it, Sectonia!" Salvia exclaimed, "I know all about it!" Sectonia made no haste to launch herself at Salvia but the latter proceeded to take a katana from in between her massive parasites and blocked Sectonia's attack. Salvia let out a haughty laugh, "You're ruined now, Sectonia!" But Sectonia acted like she didn't listen as she kicked Salvia to the ground. The lady pointed her rapiers at Salvia, "You can't tell any of my secrets when you're dead!" Salvia laughed at the woman,"Oh yeah?" Salvia snickered, "Your future daughter told me everything I needed to know and I will spread it in some way!" Sectonia made no haste to stab Salvia but the latter dodged it and she ran all the way to Dreamland with Sectonia chasing her.
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"Kirby, you won't believe what I heard!' Salvia exclaimed as she broke into Dedede's castle.
"Don't worry! I already know about the property damage!"
Salvia flipped Dedede off and took out a megaphone,"Have some news about Sectonia everybody!"
Just then, the Iron Maiden and Sectonia ran inside and surround Salvia but she continued, "Sectonia is pregnant!" The two attacked Salvia. But then something occured to Salvia, "Wait a minute! Where's Meta Knight San Senpai?"
"Oh, catching his ass trying to find YOU! " Sectonia replied.
Salvia was angry," I knew that you always wanted to kill him!"
The other two facepalmed which offended Salvia very much. Salvia suddenly got super strong and overpowered everybody and she knocked out Sectonia. But Sectonia didn't stay down for long; after a while Sectonia got up which made Salvia very angry,"YOU BITCH! WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?"
Sectonia laughed haughtily, "I'm afraid that I'm too perfect to die!"
"Since when?"
"Since you accidently made me perfect!" Sectonia then leaped into the air and she transformed into a a curvy woman which meant she had big boobies and a big ass then hair grew longer and turned into a medium purple color with phlox streaks, "I am, from this day foward, Sectonia Sue Glitter Paradise Cutie Kawaii Cherry Cheryl Pastel Rainbow Diamond Sapphire Melody Cosmo Galaxy Chan Sama!" she declared. Meta Knight entered the castle and as soon as he saw Sectonia, cried inside as he looked at what had become of his lover. Then Sectonia Sue looked at him and she instantly fell in love with him so she grabbed him with her hair and she flew into space and that made Salvia really angry, "THAT'S MY META KNIGHT!"
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"NANI? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME ANYMORE?" Sectonia Sue fumed.
"I'm sorry but this was not the woman I fell in love with," Meta Knight commented.
"FUCK YOU, STARSTEIN!"
Just then Salvia and the Iron Maiden joined them in space. Sectonia Sue was not happy to see them at all so she shot a Glitter Paradise Cutie Kawaii Cherry Cheryl Pastel Rainbow Diamond Sapphire Melody Cosmo Galaxy Lazer at them. Salvia dodged it perfectly but the Iron Maiden barely and she was blasted somewhere but she'll come back. Meanwhile, Salvia and Sectonia Sue were punching each other aimlessly just hoping that one of them will go flying while Meta Knight struggled to escape from Sectonia Sue's hair. Soon, Salvia and Sectonia Sue finally landed a punch on each others' faces but nobody went flying. Instead, they decided to resort to shooting random attacks at each other. Sectonia Sue shot another Glitter Paradise Cutie Kawaii Cherry Cheryl Pastel Rainbow Diamond Sapphire Melody Cosmo Galaxy Lazer and Salvia dodged it. Then, Salvia shot a Super Kawaii Ultra Glitter Pastel Rainbow Cuite Sexy Lazer and Sectonia Sue dodged it. Then, Sectonia Sue shot another Glitter Paradise Cutie Kawaii Cherry Cheryl Pastel Rainbow Diamond Sapphire Melody Cosmo Galaxy Lazer and Salvia dodged it. Then, Salvia shot a Super Kawaii Ultra Glitter Pastel Rainbow Cuite Sexy Lazer and Sectonia Sue dodged it. Then, Sectonia Sue shot another Glitter Paradise Cutie Kawaii Cherry Cheryl Pastel Rainbow Diamond Sapphire Melody Cosmo Galaxy Lazer and Salvia dodged it. Then, Salvia shot a Super Kawaii Ultra Glitter Pastel Rainbow Cuite Sexy Lazer and Sectonia Sue dodged it. Then, Sectonia Sue shot another Glitter Paradise Cutie Kawaii Cherry Cheryl Pastel Rainbow Diamond Sapphire Melody Cosmo Galaxy Lazer and Salvia dodged it. Then, Salvia shot a Super Kawaii Ultra Glitter Pastel Rainbow Cuite Sexy Lazer and Sectonia Sue dodged it. Then, Sectonia Sue shot another Glitter Paradise Cutie Kawaii Cherry Cheryl Pastel Rainbow Diamond Sapphire Melody Cosmo Galaxy Lazer and Salvia dodged it. Then, Salvia shot a Super Kawaii Ultra Glitter Pastel Rainbow Cuite Sexy Lazer and Sectonia Sue dodged it. Then, Sectonia Sue shot another Glitter Paradise Cutie Kawaii Cherry Cheryl Pastel Rainbow Diamond Sapphire Melody Cosmo Galaxy Lazer and Salvia dodged it. Basically, this has been going on for hours so it came to no surprise that Meta Knight fell asleep. Finally, Salvia decided to cut to the chase and she tried to cut Sectonia Sue's hair to free her Meta Knight but Sectonia Sue used Meta Knight as a weapon to knock Salvia away," I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU WANT TO MARRY HER, META STARSTEIN!" Salvia screamed.
" I don't even know what I want to do with her anymore..." Meta Knight muttered with a hint of sadness.
"NANI IS WRONG WITH WATASHI NO META?" Sectonia Sue questioned angrily as she brought the knight to her face," Hontōni sekushīna otokodesu! Demo, onshirazu ga tsuyoku naru! Okoshite! Okoshite! Okoshite! Okoshite, Meta Knight kyo! Jiyū ni naritai! Mearīsū ni naritaku arimasen, anata no hanayome ni naritai!"
While Sectonia Sue was bickering with Meta Knight, Salvia charged her a Super Kawaii Ultra Glitter Pastel Rainbow Cuite Sexy Lazer and it turn into a Maximum Ultimate a Super Kawaii Ultra Glitter Pastel Rainbow Cuite Sexy Lazer and she shot it at Sectonia Sue. The latter dodged it but the knight she held with her hair wasn't so lucky and he got shot. The two women stared at the motionless man for a while. Then, Sectonia Sue started to cry," No..." she muttered to herself as she slowly flew to Meta Knight, "No! Please don't be dead!"
"It's no use! It's your fault that he's dead!"
"No way! I didn't shoot him now did I?"
"But you chose to save yourself instead of him and now he's dead!" Salvia shunned Sectonia Sue which gave the latter the advantage of shooting Salvia to kingdom come with her Glitter Paradise Cutie Kawaii Cherry Cheryl Pastel Rainbow Diamond Sapphire Melody Cosmo Galaxy Lazer but, unfortunately, Salvia lived. Meanwhile, Sectonia Sue was embracing Meta Knight's seemingly dead body while talking to herself. I couldn't have done this; there's just no way! I'm way too perfect for that and perfect people would never let the love of their life die like this! Reality then hit Sectonia Sue hard. No... It is my fault! For the first time Salvia is right about something; I could have prevented this and I promised myself that I'll become a better woman for Meta Knight... But I'm still a selfish woman! She then took one look at Meta Knight. I don't want to be perfect anymore. I don't want to be selfish anymore! I just want Meta back! Sectonia Sue was so busy crying, she didn't even notice that she has turned back to normal. Please... Wake up... But everything was hopeless yet Sectonia kept holding on as if some kind of deus ex machina would happen. In fact, she was wishing for one to happen for she didn't want to lose another man. Suddenly, Sectonia felt a hand brushing itself through her curly hair, " Thank goodness you're back to normal..." Sectonia looked up to find that Meta Knight was alive. The woman broke into tears and hugged the man even tighter. She would have said something but she was much too happy for words until finally, "I thought I lost you..."
"Oh please! The writer doesn't have to balls to kill me off as yet!"
"Thank the Novas for that!"
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Meanwhile, Salvia was getting her ass handed to her by the Iron Maiden because Salvia is well known for becoming strong and weak at random times. Suddenly, Salvia become strong again and she cut the Iron Maiden's helmet in half to reveal something shocking (to her at least). The girl's hair was straight much like Meta Knight's and it had that bit gravity defying hair. Not to mention, she also had Meta Knight's eyes so that meant... "No!" Salvia cried, " This can't be!"
" Yes it is; Meta Knight is my father!"
Salvia ran home crying her eye's out because she was sad, unhappy and depressed.
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Minxy: I haven't even finished Dreamland no Densetsu yet I already want to make a remake of it. When I get to it, the name will be Ai no Densetsu and there will be a TON of changes and possibly improvements. In fact, I have many ideas for adaptions of the story!
Chibi: So do I! I'll be writing a new fanfiction called Aishite my Knight when Minxy's done with this one!
Minxy: And I'll be writing many one-shots as well so look forward to those when this ship finally sinks!
Chibi: Sayonara!
Minxy: Yeah, ciao!