Minxy: Credit where credit is due! I'd like to thank Moonlit-Mage64 because the RP we did gave me the idea for this chapter! But she doesn't have an account on this website; she has a Deviantart account so check her out! Her art is also really cool!
Edit No.1: *Le gasp* I did the edit thing! Juts fixed some errors and stuff so yeah.
The next day, Salvia somehow recovered from learning that the girl who was kicking her ass was the daughter of Sectonia and Meta Knight because of course she did so she was going to see how her senpai was doing. Salvia put on a Pastel Pink Camiseta Normal People Scare Me T-Shirt, A Pastel Blue Denim Jumpsuit and A pair of Pastel Purple Bunny Boots. Salvia combed her hair into Cat Ears/Devil Horns and she put on Pink Mascara, Blue Glitter Eye Shadow, Pink Glitter Blush and Rainbow Lipstick. On her way to Dedede's castle, Salvia was either cussing people out or flipping them off because they didn't like her and she didn't like them. As soon as Salvia reached the castle, she had to sneak in because the king forbade her from going near the castle since yesterday. After Salvia broke into the castle she went over to where Meta Knight's room was but she didn't open the door because she was listening to the conversation that was taking place between Meta Knight and Sword Knight. Salvia leaned closer to the door so she could hear it better, "I've been thinking about it for a while now but we've only been together for such a short time and I'm afraid if I do this too soon, I'll ruin our relationship," Meta Knight confessed.
Together for such a short time? Ruining our relationship? I wonder what Meta-kun is talking about.
"Don't worry about it, Sir," Sword assured his boss, "You know how much she loves you."
"But what if all of that flies out the window because of my horrible life choices?"
Oh, Meta-kun, you don't have to worry about losing me. Aishite iru desuuuuuuuu~
"Why are you worrying so much? At worst, she'll tell that she's not ready yet and that's it."
"If you're wrong, I'll kill you."
"What?!"
"You actually think I would?"
Soon after, Meta Knight exited the room. He was wearing a Navy Blue Baseball Bomber Jacket, a White Shirt with the words, "A dude" printed on it , Black Jeans, Black Combat Boots and a Surgical Mask just for the sake of hiding his face. Salvia was quick to talk to him, "What's up, babe?" Salvia asked flirtatiously.
"You aren't allowed here," and with that, Meta Knight punched Salvia in the stomach and he threw her off the balcony. Salvia quickly recovered and she waited for her Meta Knight to leave the castle. When he did, Salvia started to stalk him.
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All of the people seemed very shocked to see Meta Knight walking around in the open. And with the addition of him wearing rather casual clothing, the shock was much bigger than it needed to be but the people wouldn't dare to question it, mostly because of their fear of the man so they just watched as he made his way to where ever he was going. Salvia, being the perfect ninja, was able to follow Meta Knight to Resolution Road but she ended up losing him in a big crowd of people. Salvia was crying because she had lost her Meta Knight so she decided to go to the mall instead. Salvia went to Hot Topic because she was in a rather goffik mood. She brought lots of goffik clothing which consisted of but is not limited to a Black Cold Shoulder Hi-Low Dress, a Fishnet Stretchy Girls' Top, a black Vinyl Skater Skirt and a Marilyn Manson Shirt. After that, Salvia went outside to the playground so she can smoke drugs. When she was done smoking some drugs, she went to Heart Attack Grill and ordered a Quadruple Bypass Burger, A Butterfat Shake, Flatliner Fries, Candy, a three beers, six sodas and five packs of cigarettes. After that, she went to the Cure Maid Cafe where she ordered a Naegi Makoto Drink, The Asahina donuts, The Monokuma plate and The Togami-kun luxury plate. Then, she went to Mangaka Palace where she bought herself non-weeboo manga like One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, Lucky Star, Sword Art Online, Monster Musume and Koimoku. Then, Salvia went to Victoria no Himitsu and brought herself some lingerie. For example, she bought herself a Plunge Lace-up Teddy, a High-neck Lace-up Romper, a Medallion Lace Teddy and a Embroidered Mesh Bodysuit.
Salvia was walking through the halls of the mall and even though there were many people, she felt alone because her Meta Knight wasn't with her which made her depressed enough to slit her wrists in public. Naze? Naze would you leave me like this, Meta-kun? Do you not love me? Am I nothing to you? Am I just another girl to you? But I'm not like any other girl, Meta-kun! I am Salvia Violet Amethyst Kokorosuki and there is no girl like Salvia Violet Amethyst Kokorosuki and when I'm gone, I'm gone! You'll never find a girl like me in like, ever because I'm special, perfect, beautiful and sexy! Sectonia-chan ain't got nothing on my ass because her ass is like, way smaller and so are her breasts. Not to mention, that her waist is larger than mines! So Sectonia-chan is ugly and I'm beautiful! And you're out there and I'm in here! And she's the demon and I'm the angel! She's the bad girl and I'm the good girl! She's the whore and I'm the virgin! So why? WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR SECTONIA-CHAN? WHYYYYYYYYY? Just then, Salvia looked up and she saw him. It was her Meta Knight. He was wearing a Navy Blue Baseball Bomber Jacket, a White Shirt with the words, "A dude" printed on it , Black Jeans, Black Combat Boots and a Surgical Mask just for the sake of hiding his face. Salvia then noticed that Meta Knight had bought something from Kay Jewelers which got her really excited because this meant that he was going to propose to her! (Because him proposing to Sectonia is just way too logical!) "SOoOoOoO~" Salvia said sexily,"What did you buy, desu imasu?" Salvia leaned forward to see what was in the bag but Meta Knight quickly stepped back and put the bag behind his back.
"It's none of your buisness, Salvia! Nor is it for you." Meta Knight tried to make a run for it but Salvia grabbed onto him.
"Oh, Meta-kun! Don't tell me you're not gonna do it! I know that you want to marry me!"
Meta Knight cringed at what Salvia said, "Since when?"
"Ever since we first met, of course!"
"...What?"
Salvia let go of him and stood up, "It is part of your destiny, Meta-kun! You, the lonely Star Warrior, will find and fall in love with the goddess, Salvia Violet Amethyst Kokorosuki! And even though you try to hide your feelings by going out with other women and beating me up, at the end of the day, you knew that you couldn't hide your feelings anymore so you decided that today would be the day that you tell I, the beautiful Salvia Violet Amethyst Kokorosuki, how you truly feel about me."
"Wow... Salvia... That was... The dumbest thing I've ever heard! I don't love you Salvia and I will NEVER love you again! Do you understand?"
"Yes but..."
"GOOD! Now take my words, shove it into your head and block any possible exit so it'll never leave your damn head!"
"But Meta-kun..."
"WHAT?"
"Being a tsundere isn't cool you..."
"I! JUST! TOLD! YOU! THAT I DON'T LOVE YOU! IN FACT, IF PUNCHING YOU IN FACE WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD EXPRESS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LOOK HUMANOID ANYMORE! AND FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM IN LOVE WITH SECTONIA! DO YOU COMPREHEND?!"
"Yes..."
"GOOD!" And with that, Meta Knight stormed off, ignoring all the attention he has gathered from yelling at Salvia. But even though something like this would break Salvai's heart, she wasn't hurt one bit. In fact, she was still convinced that Meta Knight was being a tsundere so she continued to stalk him.
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Salvia watched as Meta Knight finished making a call. The knight then proceeded put away his phone and buried his face in his hands. His eyes turned dark violet as he whispered some words of motivation to himself. Salvia, the smartest thing in the universe, thought that Meta Knight was nervous about proposing to her because he yelled at her in the mall but he didn't have to be nervous because Salvia loved him no matter what he did to her. OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo~ Meta Knight San Senpai looks so nervous desuuuuuuuuuu~ He must be worried that I'll never accept his proposal because kare yelled at watashi at the mall but he shouldn't be because I'll love him no matter what he does to me imasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~. So Salvia decided that she was going to come out but then she came! She was wearing a pair of large golden hoop earrings, a black camisole, a yellow peplum jacket tied with a sash, a yellow knee length skirt with a slit that reached above the knee and a pair of black high heel shoes. The only make-up she was wearing was her purple eye shadow and her cerise lipstick. It was... Sectonia! Salvia watched angrily as she watched the duo walk away because that was supposed to be her but maybe Meta Knight was planning to break up with Sectonia?
Salvia watched as her NOTP was going sight seeing. She hated it! Every! Single! Second of it! That was supposed to be her! Not Sectonia! Her her her her her her her HER! I don't know when it'll finally fucking hit Salvia that Meta Knight absolutely lothes her but hopefully Meta Knight's proposal to someone else would help! Speaking of Meta Knight's proposal, let's switch the attention from Salvia, shall we? *Makes the camera face Meta Knight* The atmosphere made Meta Knight feel a bit more relaxed; there was a nice cool gentle breeze blowing, the sun was setting and they were in the King's garden. (Keep their location in mind!) It was at that moment Meta Knight realized that it was the perfect time to pop the question, "Sectonia," Meta Knight announced, "there's something I need to ask." But as soon a he reached for the black velvet box in his pocket, Salvia jumped out of the roses that the couple was standing in front of, took the box from Meta Knight and ran off, "I'LL KILL HER!" Meta Knight roared as he started to run after Salvia. Sectonia may not know what's going on but she was going to help her lover get back whatever Salvia stole from him.
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"Uh... Kirby," Tiff stressed, "you know you can't carry all of those books." Tiff was wearing a white shirt, a sweater that was pink on the top and green on the bottom, black pants and a pair of orange flats.
"But if I don't, I'll never be as strong as papa," Kirby debated as he tried to carry an amount of books that he obviously couldn't handle. The little boy was wearing a dark grey shirt with Meta Knight's symbol on it and the shirt almost completely covered his red shorts. He also wore white socks and red shoes.
"You may not be as strong as your father but you are just as stubborn," Tiff commented as she reached to take one of the books from Kirby. Just then, Salvia ran through the two children, causing them to fall over and drop the books that they were carrying. Since Salvia was now Sonic the Hedgehog, the children didn't know what hit them until they decided to follow Meta Knight and Sectonia who ran by not too long after, "Did you ask her yet?" Kirby asked.
"No! That witch took the thing!"
"She took the thing?!"
"What things are you two talking about?" Sectonia questioned.
"It's a surprise!" Kirby gushed. Sectonia was hoping that this surprise better be worth running after Salvia in one of her favorite clothes.
Meanwhile, Salvia was pretty damn proud that she stole the engagement ring from Meta Knight because, to her, that meant that Meta Knight would never marry Sectonia because she's kinda (EXTREMELY) dumb. Salvia made her way out of the castle with not a scratch because she's Salvia and good things happen to her at random but her luck would change because four particular people were coming after her. Then, Salvia took King Dedede's car and threw it at the four but the car flew over them instead. But Salvia wasn't scared because she was the greatest in all the flipping universe! Salvia took Tuff's ball but the other children who were playing with him (also including Tuff himself) started to go after her so she threw the ball at the crowd but she didn't hit anyone important. She then decided to steal the watermelons that the farmers just harvested and began to throw them at the other and it did know them down but for certain characters, they didn't stay down for long and the farmers started to go after Salvia as well. The now Anti-Sue was getting nervous because more and more people started to go after her. What was she going to do now?
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"Give me the strongest weapon you've got desUUUUUUUUUU!" Salvia announced as she kicked the door down
"Why would we give you one of..." Salvia then pointed her katana at the man.
"Give me the damn weapon NOOOOOOW!" The man hesitantly handed Salvia the super bazooka they had. Salvia laughed evilly as she looked at it; she had finally won.
"There's no escaping now, Salvia!" Salvia knew that it was time. She aimed the bazooka at the door and as soon as Meta Knight and co. ran inside she fired, but the angry mod dodged but that also ended being a horrible decision since they were standing in front of a bunch BOMBS and it blew up the whole building. Salvia woke up, the black velvet box still in her hand and she saw what she believed were everyone's corpses. She got up and laughed because she was pretty damn proud that she killed a handful of people. Just then, Salvia noticed that her Meta Knight was getting up which also made her happy because that meant she was finally going to have her Meta Knight once and for all. But soon after, Sectonia got up, then Kirby, then Tiff and soon, everyone else; everyone was perfectly fine which enraged Salvia. No way! This can't be! This is impossible! Sectonia's still alive which means if Meta Knight gets this ring back, it's all over! What should I do? WHAT should I do? WHAT SHOULD I DO? "Salvia!" Meta Knight called. Salvia slowly turned to the knight and his eyes were as red as ever, "Give it back already!"
"Never! Unless you decide to marry me!"
"You know I absolutely HATE you Salvia..."
"Then if you want it back," Salvia took out her katana, "you'll have to fight me first desu imasu! But don't worry, senpai; I'll go easy on you."
"I prefer difficulty," Meta Knight stated, "Sectonia! Give me a rapier!"
And with that, the lady summoned a rapier and threw at her lover and he caught it. Meta Knight catching the rapier amazed Salvia but she quickly got back to her senses and she went for the kill but Meta Knight quickly blocked her attack, "Impossible!" Salvia screamed, "My katana should have cut this pokey thingy!"
"Looks like someone hasn't been taking care of their katana," Meta Knight observed. Salvia then took her katana and tried to carefully get the rapier out of his hands but ended up giving the knight the advantage and he ended up cutting her hand, not enough to injure her but enough to make her lose grip of her katana. Meta Knight tried to run over and get his hand on the katana but Salvia shot her Super Kawaii Ultra Glitter Pastel Rainbow Cuite Sexy Lazer so he had to forget about the sword and dodge. Salvia took advantage of this and got back her katana. Salvia went for the kill once again with the same result but this time she tried slashing at the knight but blocked each one until he saw the perfect opportunity to counter-attack which led to Meta Knight knocking Salvia's blade too far for her reach but instead of going after it, he pointed the rapier at Salvia's face, "Give it back or I'll end you," Meta Knight fumed. Salvia had no choice so she handed the box over to Meta Knight but then the thing smiled, "I know you love me tsundere naito-kyo~!" The knight was caught off guard by what Salvia said; the thing continued, "Just pop the question, I'll accept." The knight looked like he was about to explode but he calmed down and his eyes turned light blue,"I'm glad you've finally decided to accept reality."
"Nani?" Salvia smiled because she thought that he was going to propose to her but then he turned away from her and approached Sectonia. Everyone except for Salvia grinned because they knew what was going on. Meta Knight then stood on one knee and presented the ring to the lady that stood in front of him, "Sectonia...Will you make me the happiest man in the universe?" Sectonia was speechless and her eyes started to tear up; Meta Knight was hoping that this was a sign that she'll accept. Salvia, in the meanwhile, started to hope that Sectonia would refuse Meta Knight's proposal but even if she did, he wouldn't marry her because IT'S FUCKING SALVIA! But soon after, Sectonia nodded for she was too happy to speak. Everyone cheered while Salvia cried. Meta Knight got up and put thr ring on Sectonia's finger. He then pulled down his Surgical Mask, ignoring the fact that he exposed his face to strangers but he didn't seem to care, "Thank you," he then leaned closer and gave the woman a kiss. Soon after, Kirby ran up to the couple, "Yay! Sectonia's gonna be my momma!" Sectonia picked up the boy and gave him a hug. Salvia couldn't believe what was happening right in front of her. Her Meta Knight just proposed to Sectonia and she accepted! The bitch then ran off crying. This story is still not over but at least this chapter ended on a high note!
Chibi: *Slapping Minxy* You're! Going! Too! Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
Minxy: *Laughs* I can't help it! I just had to make a chapter based on it!
Chibi: This is even worse than the chapter where Meta Knight and Sectonia were making out!
Minxy: Because you're jealous.
Chibi: What?
Minxy: You're younger me and I knew that I got jealous at other pairings that seemed to be more popular than mines so that's why you hate it.
Chibi: People don't even ship Meta Knight and Sectonia.
Minxy: We'll see. *Giggles*
Chibi: I hate you.
Minxy: I think it's too early for you to be self-loathing.