This Sunday is the Royal Rumble, time sure flies fast. We're now in Detroit, Michigan for Monday Night Raw and it's particularly cold. God, I hate winter sometimes and I can't wait until summer comes around. We're leaving soon for the show and we're all getting ready. I decided to wear jeans since it's so cold I don't want to freeze my butt off when I step outside. After we all were ready, we met out in the hallway as usual and then went down to the car, heading to the show. When we walked into the arena, we immediately saw the Corre but when they saw us they kept their distance. We headed to the usual room and hung out until the show started. After the intro started and the pyros went off, some of the matchups for tonight were shown. First was Mike against Edge in a champion vs champion match, then it was Aly vs Melina in a match for the Diva's Championship.
"Ought to be an interesting night." Aly comments.
"That it should." I nod in agreement.
Then as the music fades, Edge's plays and he walks out and down the ramp, getting into the ring.
"Oh great..." I roll my eyes.
"Do we really have to listen to him? He's way too chatty." Aly complains.
"Let's hope someone comes out and interrupts him quicker than before."
"I hope so."
The music fades and he stands there in the ring for a bit with a mic in his hand, then starts talking.
"Miz Miz Miz, you know what I don't feel like doing tonight? Waiting." He says, taking his shirt off and revealing tape wrapped around him.
"Well too bad." Aly scoffs.
"Yeah you know what, I've never liked waiting...I've never had a lot of patience. I don't like waiting at the DMV, I don't like waiting for the guy in front of me in the supermarket to pay by check. I don't like waiting in line at the airport metal detector for the guy in front of me, suddenly realize his belt...that's made of metal is in fact made of metal."
"Okay that part was kind of funny." I say and everyone agrees.
"I...I'm sick of waiting in vain mind you for Michael Cole to suddenly stop being a tool."
"Glad your back." Cole retorts sarcastically.
"Hahaaaa, he called him a tool again." Aly snickers.
"And I certainly don't feel like waiting right now. So Miz, I'll tell you what...why don't you just come out here right now so we can get this champion..." He's cut off by the GM ding.
"Can I have your attention please? I've just received an email from the anonymous Raw general manager. You've missed this haven't you?"
"This should be good."
"And I quote. Edge, I know you're very anxious to have your champion vs champion match against the Miz. But I've officially scheduled that attraction for later tonight. Fortunately for you, I haven't forgotten about the disrespect you've shown me when you were a part of the Raw roster. That's why I have arranged for a special exhibition right now. Edge...whichever of these three men throws you over the top rope, will earn the adventageous position of number 40 in this Sunday's Royal Rumble match. Ring the bell please."
"Nice!" I say.
All three participants come out, but the first one we see is Jack Swagger who is immediately speared as he gets into the ring. Then in slides Drew who's punched repeatedly by Edge, followed by Tyson Kidd who ends up kicking Edge in the face. But in the end of course, Edge wins.
"Bleh."
"Well...thank you very much anonymous Raw general manager. Thank you for uh...thank you for gettingy juices flowing. And I'll go to the back and get ready for my match with the Miz, but first I...I thought maybe I'd like to do something." Edge says, starting to get out of the ring.
"Something I did last time on this show. Who here...who here wants to see a smashed laptop computer?" Edge asks the crowd and of course the crowd goes nuts.
He sets the mic down and gets down onto the floor, staring at the computer. Cole gets up from where he was sitting and goes to stop Edge, telling him not to touch the computer. Edge walks closer to Cole with those crazy eyes of his, but before he could get any closer the Nexus' music plays and out walks CM Punk and the rest of Nexus.
"Oh boy."
They get into the ring and McGillicutty grabs a mic and hands it to Punk.
"In this world only the strong survive. And the strong survive just not survive from being strong, they survive just from sheer willpower...the strong survive because they evolve. Last week it was announced that the Royal Rumble match will now have 40 superstars, making it the biggest Royal Rumble match in the history of the Royal Rumble. So as I See my surrounding change I adapt, because I'm strong. I see the Royal Rumble expand, so the new Nexus evolves."
"He talks as much as Edge does." Aly rolls her eyes.
"Last week you saw the new Nexus expand, with the inclusion of this man. Handpicked by myself, from Cardiff Wales ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Mason Ryan." Everyone boos of course and Punk hands the mic to Ryan.
"I only have one thing to say...faith." He says, then hands the mic back to Punk.
"Oooookay."
"Alrighty then..."
"Faith...I don't think I could've said more eloquently...faith. These men you see before you in this ring are bonded by faith, and unlike John Cena. And unlike that faithless, fake, poor man's Nexus on Smackdown the Corre...our faith come Sunday night will be rewarded. Because we will unite for the common good. We will unite for one common goal and that is to see yours truely...me the faithful CM Punk become the winner of the 2011 Royal Rumble match."
"Pfftt whatever."
"When I win the 2011 Royal Rumble match, not only will I go on to main event Wrestlemania...but the new Nexus will become THE most powerful group that the WWE Universe has ever laid their eyes on." He's stopped by Corre's music playing and they walk out too.
"Ohhhh man. This could get ugly."
They all get into the ring and Wade grabs a mic as well.
"Let's just clarify something Punk. The only poor man's Nexus is this shower rubbish standing in front of me right now. See the Corre...we're nothing like the Nexus. This is not some brainwashing dictatorship, this is about four equals."
Then Ezekiel takes the mic from Wade.
"And while at the Royal Rumble, the four of us will try to win the match for ourselves. We will unite...we will unite in making sure we eliminate you CM Punk."
"I hope they all get eliminated." Aly comments and I nod in agreement.
Ezekiel stares down Punk, but Ryan steps in and stares Ezekiel down instead. They stare at eachother until the GM ding sounds for the second time tonight.
"And I quote. If I'm going to give Smackdown superstars an open invitation to come to Raw, they're going to have to play by my rules. With Teddy Long unfortunately sidelined, I alone have the authority to make this very special match. Tonight on Raw, Corre member and former leader of the Nexus Wade Barrett will face the current leader of the new Nexus CM Punk. The stakes are high, because whoever loses will see himself and his entire group out of the Royal Rumble match."
"Nice!"
"And gentlemen...gentlemen one last thing. The special guest referre for this Barrett vs Punk match tonight will be someone you're both extremely familiar with. The guest referee will be...John Cena."
"Um...not sure if that's a good thing or not..."
"It can be either a good thing or a bad thing, depends on how you look at it."
"Yeah."
After the commercial break, the first match of the night was starting. First to walk out was John Morrison and then his partner Mark Henry. They're opponents were Sheamus and Alberto Del Rio. We didn't want to pay any attention to this match and towards the end of the match a stagehand knocked on the door and told you that it was time to get ready for your match against Melina since it was up after the next commercial break.
"Good luck." I say.
"Kick some ass." Alex adds.
"Thanks, I will." Aly smiles as she gets up.
"Want me to come with you or are you all set?" Mike asks.
"I think I'll be alright."
"Alright, but I think you're forgetting something..."
She laughs and kisses him.
"And you'll have to hold onto these." She says handing over her engagement and promise
ring.
"Oh of course." He nods, taking them.
"I'll be back." She smiles and grabs her title before leaving the room.
She heads down to the diva locker room and changes. The tag team match ends and at the same time she and Natalya are walking to the curtain, the tv screen showing it. After the commercial break Melina came out first, followed by Aly after she got into the ring. Aly got into the ring and handed the title to the ref, who held it up for the crowd to see. He hands it to someone ringside and then the bell rings, signalling the start of the match.
Aly and Melina circle eachother then lock up, Melina pushing her into the ropes. She holds her there, the ref telling her to let her go. Then all of a sudden Melina just lunged at Aly's midsection, sending her falling backwards and outside the ring.
"Ow." I comment.
Melina then slaps her and throws her back into the ring, getting back in herself. She then grabs Aly's head and slams it against the mat, face first. She pulls her back by her hair, slamming her face first back to the apron. She picks her up by her hair again and then kicks her back down, her face hitting the apron again. She rolls Aly over and goes for the pin, but Aly kicks out and Melina gets frustrated. Melina then gets her in a submission move and holds it for a while.
"Come in Windy." Alex comments.
Aly is then able to stand up and when she does she rushes over to the corner and slams Melina into it, making her let go of her.
"There you go." Mike comments next.
Aly elbows Melina, which makes her slide down into the corner. She stands up and Aly runs and elbows her in the face again. She repeatedly elbows her until the ref tell her to back up and get her out of the corner. She runs at Melina, but she jumps up and wraps her ankles around Aly's neck and screams while kicking her on the top of the head.
"Look out..." Mike says as Melina runs at Aly.
It's like Aly heard him because she turned around and flipped Melina over with one arm. She then grabs Melina and throws her across the ring by her hair. She goes to clothesline her but Melina counters and knocks her down instead.
"Come on..." Mike mutters.
"Get up Windy." Alex adds.
"You got this." I continue.
Melina then goes over and kicks her in the gut once. She grabs her legs and does it again, followed by a leg drop. But Aly manages to grab that leg and somehow get into her submission move, pulling Melina away from the ropes.
"Come on tap!" I yell.
"You've got this, keep her in that!" Mike adds.
Melina ends up tapping out, Aly is still the Diva's champion. Her celebration is cut short by LayCool's music. Aly scowls and stares them down from the turnbuckle.
"Cut our music Mr. Music Man. Hellooo, cut our music. Oh ya'll just calm down, stop getting so flustered. We actually have some good news...Lay would you do the honors?"
"Of course...Sadie, in six days you're finally going to lose some weight."
"Yay Sadie." They both say in a little singing voice and giggling.
"But don't get too excited Sadie, I mean honestly you'll probably have to shop in the plus size division for...well probably for the rest of your life..."
She gets down from the turnbuckle and gets a mic.
"I hate to burst your bubble but I think that at 130 pounds, I weigh less than both of you and if anyone is shopping in the plus size section...its you."
"You know what, that's beside the point. The good news is we're not talking about actual bodyweight. You'll never look like us silly."
"Of course not."
"Duh." They both say again.
"Good because honestly, who would want to."
"Well we're talking about our Diva's title. Real talk Chelle...we never got our championship rematch."
"Exactly. That's why this Sunday at the Royal Rumble pay per view, we're going to bring the Diva's division back from being classless to being..."
"Flawless." They say together again and then their music plays, and they walk backstage.
She tosses the mic to one of the attendants and holds onto her title as she gets out of the ring and heads backstage. She heads back to the locker room to change back into her regular clothes and when she was starting to come back to the room, I was walking down the hall towards her.
"Hey." She greets.
"Hey, Mike said we should meet him and Alex by the locker room since his match against Edge is coming up soon. They're getting ready for it."
"Alright." She nods and we walk that way.
They come out just as we reach the locker room, and then when we look down the hall it looks like John is doing an interview with Josh Matthews, so we get a little closer so we could hear and watch.
"He looks kind of mad." Aly whispers to me.
"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome my guest at this time...John Cena!"
John comes up and hits him hard across the back and he cringes in pain.
"John what's your mindset going to be tonight when you're the special guest referee for Raw's main event?"
"Well Josh as a distinguished and decorative WWE official I have always been known for doing the right thing. Tonight will be no different. I don't know what's going to happen but if CM should win I have faith that in the Royal Rumble match I will personally eliminate each and every member of the new Nexus."
"I hope he does." I say.
"And if Wade Barrett should win, well then...I have to deal with the Corre. Spelled C-O-R-R-E, there's an extra 'R'. I found out earlier today that 'R' stands for..."
"Really?" Mike says as we follow him, walking up to the otherside of Josh.
"No.."
"Really?"
Aly and I exchange looks.
"That's not what it stands for, it stands for...rectum, which is completely appropriate right now." John smiles.
Mike and Alex look at each other and laugh the same exact way and at the same exact time...a twin laugh and then stop immediately. Aly and I both have to bite our tongue to keep from laughing.
"Have you been watching The Shining?" John mutters.
"That's cute Cena. And I can't believe your attitude regarding the Royal Rumble match. What you, CM Punk, John Morrison, Wade Barrett, Alberto Del Rio, and everybody else needs to realize that winning the Royal Rumble match could be the worst thing that's ever happened to you. Should you choose to face me, or did you not see what I did to Randy Orton last week? Did you not see how I gave Randy Orton the world's worst beating of his life. Simular to the one I'm going to give that second rated excuse for a champion, Edge right now."
"Please...right now...try and give me the worst beating of my life."
"Not yet...not yet Cena."
"Oh...great. Then you bogarted your way in here without anything to talk about. Which means you and I need something to talk about. How's this...you lose at the Royal Rumble and Randy Orton's the WWE Champion. You lose your rematch, you don't make it to Wrestlemania. And you two must see your way to a shower...you smell like raw sewage." John says, walking away.
Aly and I exchange a look of 'what is he talking about, no they don't'. Mike then takes the mic away from Josh.
"Do you think I'm going to lose at the Royal Rumble?"
"Well actually..."
"Actually...I really don't care. Get out." He says to Josh and he leaves.
"Do you all think I'm going to lose at the Royal Rumble? Do you all think that Randy Orton is going to beat me?" Mike asks and then looks at Alex.
"Is it ready?"
"All set. Roll the footage of the most must see champion in WWE history."
Then of course they play the footage and we walk away from the camera and start heading to the curtain for the match. Aly drops back to walk by me.
"Okay so that laugh earlier was hilarious."
"Funny, cute, but yet a little creepy."
"One of those evil, creepy maniacal laughs haha."
"I know right?"
We get to the curtain and wait for the time to go out, and out of nowhere you and I both laugh at the same time because we were thinking of something funny. Mike and Alex turn and look at us, finding that we're doing a twin laugh of our own. We see them looking at us and we stop, but stiffling any giggles that are trying to get out.
"What?" We ask them, still trying to stifle our laughter.
"Was that a sort of twin laugh?"
"...maybe..."
"You're one to talk about twin laughs though." I snicker.
"Yours was funnier by far." Aly adds.
"For sure." I agree.
"I almost started laughing when you two did that." She comments.
"She also said that it was funny, cute, but a little creepy." I laugh and they look at her.
"Well it was!"
"Sounded like one of those creepy, maniacal laughs."
Mike and Alex chuckle. As soon as the footage was done playing, Mike's music played and we all walked out. After posing, we walk down the ramp with them and we get into the ring with Alex and Mike holding the ropes of course. Mike and Alex pose on the turnbuckles. He jumps down and walks over to Alex, Aly and myself and we wait for Edge's music to play. While we wait, Mike whispers in Alex's ear like always and then steps away. I just glare at Edge as he walks down the ramp and gets into the ring, due to the fact of him spearing Alex on last week's Smackdown. After the music fades and the lights come back on, Mike and Edge both raise their titles and then Dolph Ziggler's music plays and out he walks with Vickie. Aly and I get out of the ring along with Alex and stand ringside with him to watch the match.
The bell rings and they circle each other. Mike goes for a kick but Edge moves out of the way, and they circle eachother again with Mike staring Edge down as if he was his prey. He stares him down and goes for another kick, but Edge moves again. Mike runs and slides, as if he was going for Edge's legs and Edge moved anyway. Mike then goes to kick Edge for a third time but Edge catches his foot and punches him...knocking him down and away. Mike kneels against the ropes and gets up slowly, Edge punching him again so that he spins and leans in the corner. Edge knees and then punches Mike, Mike walking away holding his face. Edge throws him against the ropes and when he comes back, Edge knocks him down. Edge then steadies himself and kicks Mike in the gut, making him go back into another corner. Edge picks him up and then headbutts him. Edge goes to do something, but Mike gets to Edge first and elbows him repeatedly before punching him.
Mike backs up and goes for another kick but Edge moves out of the way and back up. They both circle again, lock hands and then Edge twists the arm of Mike. Mike tries to reverse, but instead starts elbowing Edge in the side of the head to make him let go. He ends up letting go and Mike goes behind him and wraps his arms around his gut trying to send him flying backwards...but it's not going to work. Edge counters and flips Mike over instead. As Mike gets up, Edge runs and sends him over the top rope and onto the floor. Alex goes running around the ring over to Mike and tells him that he's got to get up. We do go to a commercial and it didn't look too good for Mike at all. When we came back Edge still has the advanatge in the match. Edge goes for the pin, but Mike kicks out at 2. They both get up and Edge helps Mike up even more and pushes him against the ropes, where Mike counters and send Edge into the ropes as well. As Edge comes back, Mike runs and knees Edge making him semi flip over and he clutches at his ribs.
Mike goes over and grabs Edge's legs and stomps on his injured ribs. He does it again, but using the ropes this time. Mike goes against the ropes and comes back kicking Edge square in the head. Mike goes for the pin but Edge kicks out. Mike stands over him and pulls his head back by his hair, the ref telling him to watch the hair. Then he wraps his hands around the neck of Edge, the crowd chanting for Edge in the meantime. Edge starts getting up and Mike is trying to keep the hold on him. Edge starts elbowing Mike in the stomach to make him let go and he does, but Mike counters and slams Edge's head backwards onto the apron and backs away. He then repeatedly goes over and kicks him, throwing him against the ropes and Edge retaliates with a swinging neckbreaker.
Edge the backs up into the opposite corner of Mike, setting up for the spear, but before Edge could even get to him Mike rolled out of the ring. We of course stepped back and away so that we wouldn't get hurt. Alex walks around outside the ring with Mike to protect him from Edge who is indeed coming after him. Edge grabs him from behind but Mike hits him in the injured ribs. Then he kicks him and punches him in the head. He plans on throwing Edge into the barrier but at the last second Edge counters and sends Mike into the barrier. Alex keeps his distance of course because if he gets involved then it's DQ for Mike. Edge then takes Mike and throws him back into the ring, then climbs up onto the turnbuckle and waits there for Mike to get up. But Mike gets up immediately and hits him repeatedly. He then climbs up and grabs him, hoping to suplex him off of the top of the turnbuckle but Edge is not letting that happen.
Edge blocks and counters and headbutts Mike, who was sent falling to the apron. Edge waits again as Mike gets up, and then jumps onto him and goes for the pin. But it was no good because Mike kicked out, thank god. Both of them lay there, and then slowly get up. Edge walks over and puts him into one corner then throws him into the other, where his back hits against it and we hear a cry of pain erupt. Edge again throws him in the previous corner, and kicks him a few times before the ref tells him to back up. Mike starts standing up and when Edge runs at him he moves again. Mike took control of the match just as we were going to another commercial, and just as we came back Edge kicked out of a pin and Mike was getting frustrated.
He crawled over and started punching him repeatedly, and went for the pin again. Edge was having control over the match. Much later, Alex started yelling at Edge and distracted him from going after Mike, so Edge started coming after Alex. They were circling the ring until Edge got back up onto the side of it and started getting back in. Mike seized the moment and rolled up Edge going for the pin again, but Edge got out of it. Edge gained his control back after kicking Alex from Mike moving out of the way on the ropes. I rushed over to him of course to make sure he was okay. As Mike was slowly moving in the corner of the ring, Edge was in the other setting up for the spear again.
"Oh no no no..."
Then Dolph Ziggler gets up away from the commentator's desk and he gets involved, stopping the spear but also costing Mike the match.
"I'm just glad Mike didn't get speared." Aly mumbles to me.
Dolph then zig-zagged Edge in the ribs and Alex was now in the ring, trying to help Mike. That's when the crowd went crazy and Randy slides into the ring and immediately starts going after Mike.
"What the hell?"
It takes the ref, Dolph and Alex to pry Randy off of Mike, but Randy attacks Dolph and then goes after Alex. Dolph tries to go after Randy again but Randy does that flipping thing to him. Randy sees Mike trying to escape, but he catches him before he could run away over the barrier and repeatedly punches him.
"Okay he's officially LOST it."
Aly's watching with growing concern. Mike gets back into the ring and crawls away and Alex gets up and tries to get involved again, which ends up with him getting an RKO. Then Dolph rushes in and he gets and RKO as well. Mike had crawled out of the ring gor a brief moment and grabbed the briefcase and when Randy's back was turned he rushed in and slammed the case to the back of leg.
"Come on, get out of there..." Aly mumbles quietly, eyes locked on Mike.
He quickly rolls out of the ring, leaving the briefcase and running around to grab the title, then proceeding to run up the ramp and away from Randy. I've gone over to check on Alex while Aly skirts around the ring, going to Mike's side. She stays at the top of the ramp with him as he squats down holding the title and rubbing at his head where Randy repeatedly was hitting him. She crouches down, alternating between making sure he isn't hurt and glaring at Randy.
"I'm fine." He mutters.
"Let's go before he does anything else."
"Damn him." She grumbles as they head backstage.
Alex and I follow shortly after while we were on commercial break. Of course Aly and Mike got back to the room before us, we walked in a few minutes later.
"You alright DC?" Aly questions while massaging Mike's back and shoulders.
"I'm good." He says, holding a bag of ice to his neck that we grabbed along the way back.
"Effing Randy." Aly mumbles.
"He has to ruin everything...he's a power hungry maniac."
"No kidding." Mike says.
"I guess he doesn't know how to take a chill pill...seriously."
"Not at all."
"Well this night has officially been ruined." I sigh while crossing my arms and sitting on the couch.
"Agreed." Aly mutters.
"You know he's got to stop freaking RKOing you. Because one of these days you're going to get seriously hurt if he does it the wrong way, and I'll be one pissed off person." I say to Alex, anger seeping into my voice.
"Calm down love." He sighs, rubbing my neck gently.
"I'm trying, he just gets me so worked up."
"Let's stop mentioning that ass right now cuz I'm already pissed at him as it is."
"Agreed, if we totally forget about him maybe we'll calm down."
"Hopefully." Alex says.
After the commercial break the screen show Wade waiting to be interviewed.
"Great, another person I can't stand. This is turning out to be a lovely night."
"Night from hell more like it." Aly grumbles.
Wade then talks about Nexus and other things, which we did not pay any attention to. Then as the screen fades, Daniel Bryan's music is playing and he's in the ring with both Bella twins. Then his music fades and Ted's music plays and out her walks with Maryse and Alicia Fox.
"Ew to all of them."
In the end it was Maryse winning for her tag team due to a distraction from one Bella, resulting in the other to get pinned. Then they start fighting, Maryse high fives Cole and the bellas fight some more as they walk up the ramp and backstage.
"How stupid."
"Pointless and stupid."
"Yup. I can think of better things to have been doing instead of watching that."
After coming back from another commerical we're taken backstage to the Bellas still arguing after the matchup things for the Rumble. They both walk into Daniel's room and he's sitting on the couch kissing someone.
"EW!"
We then see that the girl is Gail Kim and we find out that she's his girlfriend and they've been dating for a while now.
"Really? Ew."
"Ewwwww..." Aly makes a face, hiding against Mike.
Then the girls started fighting and refs pulled the Bellas off as Daniel controlled Gail.
"Wowwwww."
"Pfft."
But that soon ended because the camera switch to the ring and the Nexus music played. All members walked out, except for Punk.
"Oh boy what're they going to rant about now?"
"I dunno but I can't say I care."
"Ohhh nevermind it's a tag team match...don't care." I say, looking away.
"Me neither." Aly shrugs, turning back to Mike.
Alex gets rid of the melted ice bag and comes back to the couch we're on, laying down with his head in my lap.
"You look tired, either that or your neck still hurts."
"A little of both." He admits.
"Well as soon as we see what happens in the match where John's the referee you can change and we all can leave."
He agrees, relaxing. After Nexus wins the match, they introduce Punk for his match against Wade. The screen then fades to a commercial after we see John with a big smile on his face, walking to the curtain.
"He's got a plan."
"Looks like it." Aly agrees, letting Mike rest against her.
"Feel better?" She asks him quietly.
"Much better." He nods.
"Good. How's your head?"
"I'll most likely get a headache, other than that I'll be fine."
She sighs and nods.
After the commercial, Nexus is in the ring and then out comes Wade and Corre. After that, John comes out and gets into the ring doing his usual routine, but taking his own shirt off to reveal the ref shirt. His music fades and Punk and Wade get ready. John puts his arms out to keep them where they are and looks around at the people chanting for him.
"You know what...you know what?" We see him say, then turns to Nexus.
"You you you and youuuu...outta' here!" He exclaims pointing to the entrance to the ramp.
"You go Sully!"
Then Punk starts arguing with John and he keeps pointing away. Punk gives in since he knows he can't argue with a referee's decision. The leave and then John goes over to Corre and then tells them to leave as well after telling Wade and Punk to wait.
"Haha!" I laugh.
They leave as well, then John signals to ring the bell and it does ring. Punk and Wade approach eachother slowly and staring eachother down. John looks between them, then stops them...and suddenly shoving Punk. Punk gets up to hit John, but he points to the shirt...he's a ref so Punk can't hit him back.
"Haha."
He then starts mocking Punk saying that if he hits him, he's gone. Punk backs down and when John turns around he slaps Wade across the face.
"HAH!" I point at the tv.
"Karma's a bitch Wade..." I comment and Alex snickers.
Wade then argues with John himself, but like Punk he can't hit back because John's the ref. This give Punk the chance to go after Wade, John standing back and just watching. Punk then throws Wade out and he stares at John and starts arguing with him...again. Once Punk walks over to the ropes, John runs over and pushes him over the top rope too.
"Hahaaaa this is actually amusing."
Punk gets angry and rushes back into the ring, fist raised and ready to hit John. But John tells him that if he does he'll get a DQ and lose. Punk's distracted and Wade gets him from behind. John again sits back and watches. When Wade goes for the cover, he slips out of the ring and goes over and signs some autographs. Then when Wade looks over with an angry look on his face John pretends to forget there was a match going on and rushes back into the ring. We both laugh. Then Wade starts yelling at John and that causes a distraction for Punk to get Wade again. Both of them go down in the center of the ring because of a double clothesline and John observes them, then calls the match telling them to ring the bell.
He climbs out of the ring and goes over to Justin and tells him what to announce.
"Both competitors are disqualified, for use of excessive profanity...this is PG show. Neither team is going to the Rumble, neither team is going to the Rumble..."
"No way, that is hilarious." Aly laughs.
He walks away and Justin announces the result of the match.
"Ladies and gentlemen the referee has ruled this bout a double disqualification. Therefore since there is no winner, both the Corre and the new Nexus are out of the Royal Rumble match!" Justin announces and John is laughing hysterically.
"Pfft." I snicker.
John's music plays and he walks to the ramp with a huge smile on his face, but the celebration soon ends when the GM dings in.
"Damn."
CM Punk looks around like 'what'.
"He looks so confused hahaha!"
"That was...what I did was genius." We hear John say.
"Yes it was but I don't think the GM's gonna let it stand."
"The Raw general manager says...and I quote. What we have just witnessed was a blatant abuse of power. Now I can't change the referee's decision." Cole reads and John smiled wide and puts a thumbs up.
"I sense a 'but' coming here."
"...of this double disqualification. But I can change the consequences. Therefore CM Punk, Wade Barrett, and their respective teams will all compete in the Royal Rumble match Sunday."
"Damn."
"And in addition...if John Cena does not go into the ring and apologize to both Wade Barrett and CM Punk right now, John Cena you will be the one out of the Royal Rumble match."
"Ooh, not cool." I say.
John stands there for a while and takes off the ref shirt, before walking down the ramp and getting back into the ring. When he does he stands before Punk and Barrett and he glares at both of them. He apologizines to both of them before going after both of them. Then Corre runs out and John rushes out of the ring. Then out comes Nexus and they slide into the ring as well and they face Corre.
"...uh-oh..."
John tells them to bring it on and he's right there. McGillicutty rolls out first and John goes right after him. Then Big Show's music plays and out he runs with a bunch of other superstars. And basically it's all chaos in the ring as everyone goes after Corre and Nexus. But unfortunately the screen fades before we could even see the rest.
"Damn! I wanted to see the rest of that!" I complain.
'I'm sure Sully will fill us in on what happened." Aly comments.
"True." I nod.
"Aww.."
"There's plenty of time for being cuddly when we get back to the hotel."
He reluctantly gets up.
"You too." Aly nudges Mike.
"But I'm so comfortable."
"I know but you need to go change so we can get out of here." Aly points out.
"Alright..." He says, getting up and following Alex out of the room.
"Piece of advice, if you can, avoid getting into matches with Melina." Aly says to me, leaning back into the couch.
"Looked painful."
"It was and still kind of is." She shifts, rubbing one of the spots Melina was hard on.
"Looks like Mike might have to do the massage therapy on you haha." I giggle and she laughs.
"You know he'd want to."
"I don't doubt it."
"But he won't know unless you mention something about it to him haha."
"Or if you blurt it out." She points out amusedly.
"Oh I'm not going to do that...not this time."
"If you say so."
"Pinky swear...cross my heart hope to die...and so on."
"Okay I get the idea, jeez."
"Just making myself clear." I laugh.
"I got it."
"You know I'm surprised Alex hasn't noticed my lipgloss yet...he too like the flavored ones I wear. Just like how Mike like's yours."
"You know, Mike hasn't done anything today. I'm kind of surprised. What kind are you
wearing?"
"Cherry. Well the thing said Cherry Culture. And the colors of the gloss inside the tube go from a light to a dark pink."
"Nice. Mine's Vanilla Birthday Cake."
"I'm sure he'll do something when you get back to your room at the hotel. Maybe he wanted to wait this time."
"Maybe." She agrees.
"He is full of surprises haha."
"That he is." She laughs.
Eventually Mike and Alex come back and we get our things together and leave, heading back to the hotel. Alex and I get into our room and Alex pauses.
"You're wearing lipgloss again aren't you."
I raise an eyebrow and put a hand on my hip.
"Took you long enough to realize." I giggle.
"Oh I did earlier but then got distracted by other things."
"Uh-huh and what were these other things?"
"The match and dealing with what Randy did." Alex says, rubbing his neck.
"Your neck is still bothering you isn't it?"
"A little yeah."
"Come on..." I say, sitting on the bed and motioning for him to sit in front of me.
He walks over but before he sits he leans in and kisses me.
"You're amazing."
"As you've told me numerous times before."
"Just saying." Alex comments before he sits down.
"You know, you just kissed me and you're not going crazy over the lipgloss this time." I point out.
"After the massage." He states.
"Well then I better brace myself." I comment and he chuckles.
"Because when you go crazy...you really go crazy." I say, starting to rub his neck.
"You love it."
"Do I now..."
"Yes."
"You sure about that?"
"Yes I'm sure."
"Positive?"
"You drive me nuts, you know that?"
"Yes I do know that, thank you for pointing that out."
He sighs and chuckles faintly. After a while I stop and put my hands in my lap.
"Better?" I ask.
"Uh-huh, thank you."
"That's what I'm here for." I nod and then he turns around and grins at me.
"I know that look...and I am not prepared...I have not braced myself."
"You better hurry then." Alex smirks.
"You can't rush these things you know." I laugh and he raises an eyebrow.
"Okay...this is something I can't brace myself for. Because you mister are very eager, I can
tell by the look in your eyes." I say, poking him and he grins.
"You talk too much." He adds.
"And no poking..." He chuckles, grabbing my hand.
"Oh really." I poke him with my other hand.
"Really...no poking." He says, grabbing that hand as well.
"Awww."
"What're you gonna do now huh?" He teases and I shrug.
"You're not even fighting against me...you know I can torture you like this right?"
"Uh-huh."
"Bring it." I add.
He lays me back against the bed and kisses me. He does let go of my hands for that brief moment but grabs them again as soon as he started kissing me, resulting in it being torture for me the whole time. I whine into the kiss and he just chuckles.
"Let my hands go..." I mumble.
"No."
"Aleeeexxx..." I whine and he pulls back slightly.
"Why should I?"
"Because you love me..."
He sighs and lets my hands go before pressing his lips back to mine. I manage to roll us over after a bit, so now I'm hovering over him.
"You can't torture me now."
He raises his eyebrows and looks amused.
"What now?" I challenge, repeating from what he said earlier.
"You tell me."
"Well I think I just foiled your little plan of torturing me."
"Darn."
"But you know, you have the strength to foil my plan, for foiling your plan."
"I know."
"Then why don't you?"
"I'm curious to see what you're gonna do.
"Hmm what was I going to do...oh yeah that's right..." I trail off kissing him, but more intense than when he kissed me.
"Wow." Alex says when I pull away.
"Yes I'm capable of that...you should know that." I comment and he chuckles.
"But I think you've gotten all the lipgloss off anyway..."
"Aww darn."
"I think it's time to go to sleep too."
"Yeah." He yawns.
I sit up and then get off the bed, grabbing my pjs and changing in the bathroom. Alex changes and lays down. I come out of the bathroom, climbing into bed again and snuggling into him immediately.
"Night love." He chuckles.
"Night." I say back.
Meanile Mike just stops when he gets a smell of Aly's lipgloss.
"I smell lipgloss." He mutters and she giggles.
"What kind is it this time?" He says, grabbing her and pulling her into him.
"Vanilla birthday cake."
"It's good."
"I know." She laughs.
"I want it..."
"I'm not stopping you."
He smirks, and immediately kisses her but ends up backing her up against the wall, not breaking the kiss.
"Oof." She mumbles into the kiss as her back hits the wall.
"You okay?" He asks.
"Mmhmm."
"Alright, just making sure." He says, going back to kissing her but then she breaks away.
"Okay maybe not, the wall isn't feeling so good against my back."
"Hurting from the match tonight?"
"Uh-huh."
"I can take care of that for you if you want."
"Why don't we get changed first."
"Alright..." He nods.
She walks over and gets her pajamas, heading into the bathroom. After chinging she walks out, holding the spot on her back that was bothering her th emost and she put her clothes into her bag.
"Jeez." She mumbles to herself as she walks over to the bed.
"Hurting more than you thought?"
"Yeah."
"Come here, I can make that go away."
She climbs onto the bed and scoots over to him.
"You're not the only one who can use massage therapy." He says start to work on the spot that hurts.
She sighs contentedly as she lays on her stomach, her head resting on her arms.
"Feeling better?"
"...mmhmm..."
"Good."
He eventually stops after a bit
"You still awake?"
"Uh-huh."
"Alright, just making sure...you're being quiet."
"I was enjoying it."
"Well like I said, you're not the only one who can do that."
"Thank you." She smiles sweetly.
"You're welcome." He smiles back.
She rolls over onto her back.
"I think there's still lipgloss..." She trails off, rubbing her lips together.
"Really now?"
"Yup."
"I don't see any..."
"I feel it though."
"Hmmm, well I guess I could get the rest off."
"I dunno, you don't seem too thrilled." She says nonchalantly.
"I'll show you thrilled..." He smirks, leaning in and kissing her again and she giggles faintly.
He makes sure he gets all of the lipgloss off, before pulling away.
"I think I got it now." He smirks.
"That you did." She comments breathlessly.
"I think we should get some sleep."
"Yeah." She agrees yawning.
He lays back down in his spot on the bed and pulls her closer.
"Night."
"Night, love you."
"Love you too."
