Minxy: Greetings, my fellow readers! It's been a while since I've updated this fic due to me losing motivation. But I'm fully re-charged and I'm ready to continue writing this thing!

Chibi: Nobody cares about this story anymore! You've ruined it!

Minxy: Seriously! Why are you still here?

Chibi: Why are you still writing this?

Minxy: Because all of my deep dark chaotic thoughts must be freed somehow...

Chibi: ...

Minxy: Got ya! I just really like to write satire!

Chibi: ...You're weird.

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"Oh, this was the worst day ever desu!" Salvia cried, "I did nothing wrong yet everyone hates ne now! Desuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Now Meta Knight San Senpai is marrying Sectonia chan nya! Imasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! My life is worst than yours because I never get what I want EVER! Sympathize with me DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Then someone said, "How about no!"

Salvia turned around in a snap, "Who said that?" she questioned in a demonic voice. Standing right there was the Iron Maiden, who was brandishing a sword. Salvia glared at her, "How dare you point your sword at my tit?"

"I am going kill you!" The Iron Maiden announced.

Salvia bursted into tears, "No! This is not the right way! This will hurt your father!"

The Iron Maiden inched the sword closer, "That's bullshit," she muttered, "My father will be the happiest man alive when I'm done with you, Mary Sue!"

"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!" Salvia cried as she transformed. The Iron Maiden wasn't phased by this at all, almost like she'd seen this before. But that foolish little girl was going to pay for all of her crimes. Salvia tried to shoot the little runt with a Super Kawaii Ultra Glitter Pastel Rainbow Cuite Sexy Lazer but she dodged it quickly. Salvia was shocked. She was so shocked in fact, she gave the Iron Maiden the upper hand. The Mary Sue was given the finest punch to the stomach which would disable her for only a short time but that was all the Iron Maiden needed. She quickly took out her blade and was ready to finish the bitch off. However, Salvia somehow recovered quickly and smacked the young girl right in the face, which only put a minor set back to her fate. Salvia got up and swiftly took a sword from her cleavage, "I will end you!" Salvia declared. She launched herself at the young teenager. However, Salvia ended up stubbing her toe on a rock. She emitted an ungoldy shriek. The Iron Maiden recovered during that time. Seeing that Salvia was vunerable again, she took her sword and quickly stabbed Salvia in the back, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Salvia screamed in pain. Then she blacked out.

Salvia woke up in the hospital. Doctor Ishi happened to enter her room at that time, "Ugh," Salvia groaned, "Where am I, desu?"

"This is the hospital," he answered, "You were stabbed in the back and you've in a coma for a year."

Salvia was happy for some reason, "Oh boy! I can't wait to marry Meta Knight San Senpai!"

"Uh, actually... He got married to Sectonia a few months ago..."

"NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!?" Salvia screamed. Before Doctor Ishi could do anything, Salvia jumped out of the hospital window, "I WILL KILL HER! I WILL KILL HER! I WILL KILL SECTONIA ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

A group of officers tried to apprehend her but she was far too powerful for them. Doctor Ishi saw the whole ordeal and quickly ran to the phone to call somebody, "Meta Knight!" Ishi bawled, "Salvia has escaped! And she still wants to kill your wife!"

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Salvia ran to Dedede's Castle in the speed of light; she was so determined to kill Sectonia. Suddenly, she stopped when caught the sight of Meta Knight. She ran towards him, "Meta Knight San Senpai!" she cried, "Why would you betray me like this?"

"Exactly how did I betray you?" Meta Knight questioned.

"Don't act stupid, Meta Knight! You promised that you'd marry me!"

Meta Knight scoffed, "I've never promised to marry you, Salvia."

Unbeknownst to Salvia, officers were right behind her. They quickly apprehended her and they threw her into the police van. Salvia begged and pleaded for them to let her go but they don't listen and they took her to the mental asylum. Meta Knight sighed a sigh of relief as he saw the van drive off. One of the officers approached him, "Wow," the officer began, "She's really difficult. And you had to deal with her frequently?"

"Unfortunately," Meta Knight replied.

"Geez, I could only imagine what it was like."

Meta Knight then commented, "If you could probably imagine hell then you could imagine what I had to deal with."

"Oh shit! You're right!" The officer laughed, "By the way, I've noticed that you been working hard on trying to protect your wife. Isn't she fully capable of defending herself?"

"She is very capable of defending herself. However, she's currently pregnant so she'll be a lot more vulnerable," Meta Knight answered.

"Oh, she's pregnant? Congratulations! By the way, what's the baby gonna be?"

Meta Knight then claimed, "It's far too early for that so we don't know as yet." But Meta Knight knew very well what the baby was going to be. Heck, he even knew her name because SHE TRAVELED BACK IN TIME AND IS CURRENTLY WITH THEM! (The Iron Maiden's real name is Fay in case I forgot to write it here.)

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Salvia groaned in agony as she sat in her confinement cell, "I don't deserve this desu," She whined, "I just wanted to MARRY MY SENPAI! But I can't get outta here!"

"Hello again, Salvia," Someone greeted.

Salvia looked around but she couldn't see anyone, "Where are you?"

"What a pity. You should be able to recognize this voice by now. But I'll show myself anyways." OMG! It was Nightmare!

Salvia was shocked, "Why are you here?"

"I just wanted to help you. Besides, I heard that a certain woman has taken your senpai away from you," Nightmare stated.

Salvia started to think about Sectonia, "I want to kill her so badly!" She roared, "I NEED TO KILL HER!"

"Don't fret, my dear Salvia," Nightmare exaggerated, "I can help you fulfil your wish but on one condition."

"GET IT OVER WITH!"

Nightmare grinned, "I want you to marry me. But don't worry, you can still have Meta Knight and you can do whatever you want with him."

"Deal!" Salvia screamed, without even thinking twice. Nightmare did the generic evil laugh and this chapter is over, I guess.

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Chibi: Hey, didn't you promise to write a Meta Knight X Sectonia fanfiction?

Minxy: I'm having a hard time trying to write it! Maybe a roleplay will help.

Chibi: Hm! I don't need any stupid roleplays to help me!

Minxy: That's because you think that everything you write is a masterpiece! And may I take the time to remind you that you wrote a fanfiction where Sammie was killed!

Chibi: So what? Lloyd is supposed to be mines!

Minxy: *Sighs* I'm glad she doesn't have a crush on Phu...