Minxy: Well, here we are my fellow readers. We've come a long way but now it's about time that Dreamland no Densetsu ends. I have so much to talk about but that's for the end of the story. So, without any further delays, let's have one final densetsu.
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Salvia looked at her reflection. She was wearing her new 'Naked' Wedding Gown with White Kinky Boots for the wedding that'll occur soon. Hey, if she likes being a whore, then she is free to do so. Salvia began to talk to herself, "Dakara, watashi wa Meta Knight Kun San Senpai Sama no minikui chichi to kekkon shinakereba naranai nodesu ka?" Salvia said to herself as she looked at her reflection in the mirror. She started to regret choosing to marry Nightmare because she didn't like him. But when she remembered that she'll be getting 'her' Meta Knight back, "Shikashi, sukunakutomo watashi wa Meta Knight mo te ni irete imasu." Then a thought suddenly came to her head. "Watashi ga Nightmare to kekkon sureba, watashi wa Meta Knight no okāsan ni narudeshou! Meta Knight wa kore ijō watashi ni igiwotonaeru koto wa arimasen! Watashi ga sekkusu o shitai to iu toki, kare wa watashi ni mottomo muzukashī sekkususekkusu o watashi ni ataerudeshou!" Then the greatest idea finally kicked in. All she had to do was lure in Meta Knight's family and blow them up with a bomb. Oh, why didn't she think of that before? Salvia quickly rushed to Nightmare, her breast bouncing like crazy as she ran; she was just so eager to ask him for the bomb, "Excuse me, honey!" Salvia appealed.
"What do you desire, my dear?" Nightmare questioned.
"I want a bomb so I could blow up Sectonia and Kirby!"
"But isn't Sectonia pregnant?"
"So what?" Salvia asked with anger starting to boil up inside of her.
"I just think we should leave her alone until the baby is born." Nightmare said.
"NO WAY! YOU PROMISED THAT IF I MARRIED YOU, I WOULD GET MY META KNIGHT! IF I CAN'T KILL SECTONIA THEN I WILL NEVER GET MY META KNIGHT BECAUSE MY STUPID HUSBAND IS BEING RETARDED!" Salvia roared.
So, Nightmare bought her a hydrogen bomb. Now all she had to do now was invite Meta Knight and his family to her wedding. Piece of cake, right? Then Salvia proceeded to write to world's longest invitation letter ever. It was so long, Meta Knight wasted thirty minutes of his life reading useless nonsense. But perhaps the most saddening thing was the fact that Salvia now has all of this power yet all she could do was beg her groom to get her a hydrogen bomb. That was her ultimate plan! My God! Even retards would look at her and say, "Wow! That's one hell of an idiot!"
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It didn't take long for Salvia to receive a reply message from Meta Knight. It was short, sweet, and to the point. In fact, this was what was written: "No." Surprise, surprise, this enraged Salvia so much. How dare he refuse to come and put her genius plan into play? Why was Salvia's life so hard? Angered, Salvia wrote a reply and it was twice as long because she decided that she needed to add a long rant to it as well. Meta Knight's reply was a beautifully sketched hand flipping the bird. Then Salvia wrote a much bigger reply. Meta Knight's reply was: "Fuck off!" And then Salvia wrote an even bigger reply. Meta Knight sent her his very own long rant. But why would Salvia take her time to read that? So, she decided to call him, "Meta Knight!" She roared, "Why the fuck won't you come to my wedding?"
"Didn't I tell you to fuck off?" Meta Knight questioned.
"DON'T BE FUCKING MEAN TO ME! I've decided to invite you and your family to the most elaborate and extravagant wedding ever yet you won't even bother to show up?"
"Because I have the right not to." Meta Knight answered.
"BUT I'LL BE YOUR MOTHER SOON!" Salvia fumed.
Then Meta Knight said, "Even if you do become my mother, I am a fully grown man who can DAMN WELL take care of himself!"
"YOU'RE GETTING ME SO MAD! I could just... I could just..."
"Fight me," Meta Knight joked. But Salvia doesn't know what a joke is so she got triggered.
"OH, I'LL FIGHT YOU ALRIGHT!" Salvia angrily hung up the phone, "I'LL FIGHT YOU ALRIGHT! IN FACT, I'M GONNA BLOW UP DREAMLAND!"
Salvia ran all the way to the basement and got the bomb, "I'LL FUCKING FIGHT YOU, META KNIGHT!"
Meanwhile at Dedede's castle, "Are you sure this is a good idea?" Meta Knight questioned.
"This is Salvia we're dealing with," Fay stated, "It'll work like a charm.
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Salvia, as expected, was looking like a total whore. In fact, she was now somehow in her underwear. Perhaps she still wants to seduce Meta Knight? Don't ask me! I don't know what goes on in this idiot's head! Anyways, as Salvia exited Nightmare Enterprises, the very owner took notice of his scantily clad bride.
"Stop right there!" He announced, "What on Popstar are you doing?"
"I AM GOING TO FUCKING BLOW UP DREAMLAND!" Salvia roared.
"But you can't possibly be doing it like that! Put on some clothing for Nova's sake!"
"BUT WATASHI HAS TO GO IMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" At this point, Nightmare was beginning to understand why his son hated Salvia so much. Yet again, she was still incredibly sexy and that's all that matters.
"You know, instead of trying to destroy Dreamland, how about we get dirty tonight?" Nightmare questioned seductively.
Salvia's blood began to boil. How dare this evil, misogynistic, toxic, Meta Knight hating bastard try to flirt with her? Her heart only belonged to Meta Knight and she wasn't even going to try and go for his father. Nightmare is thin, ugly and a bit too pale until his sexy son. Salvia began to do drugs, smoke and drink alcohol. Nightmare joined her. It didn't take long before the duo got absolutely shit faced.
"You mother fucker!" Salvia groaned, "I just realized that you've exploited my love for Meta Knight just so you could marry me! How fucking could you?"
Nightmare laughed like an idiot, "I just LOVE that fat ass! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haAAAAAAAAA!"
"Fucking gross! This ass is reserved for Meta Knight only!"
"But he didn't reserve his dick for you~" Nightmare took another shot of vodka, "Damn! Did he knock up Sectonia! That bitch was screaming for mercy!"
"NO! FUCKING! WAY!" Salvia cried, "There's no way that Meta Knight fucked Sectonia!"
Nightmare looked at Salvia in a way that I cannot describe, "Uh, way? He got her pregnant, bruh. Let's face it, he did her and he did her HARD."
Salvia got so pissed and she picked up the hydrogen bomb, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Those were her final words. She threw the bomb at Nightmare and the explosion was so great, it destroyed Nightmare Enterprises. But Customer Service was fine because he was on permanent vacation. I dunno why, he just is. Nightmare was also fine as well but he kinda gave up on everything since his precious whore was dead. And that was how Salvia met her demise. Fay went to witness the explosion. She saw it all with a faint smile on her face. Secretly, she was kind of hesitant to go on with this because she could easily just live in this timeline instead. But with all the suffering her family as went through just for her sake, she was glad that she could repay them in the biggest way possible. Sure, they won't remember because she'll cease to exist but it was better that way. Suddenly, she felt the urge to look at her hand and she found that she was starting to disappear; this was it. Hot tears began to roll down her face as she looked back at Popstar, "Goodbye..." She whispered. Before she knew it, she was gone and forgotten.
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Meanwhile, Salvia found herself on a cloud slowly flying her up to the sky. It took long for her to realize that she was dead. She cried about it because she'll never get her precious Meta Knight. When she made it up there, she saw Mater-sama! The woman looked at Salvia with total disgust and she did the thumbs down gesture. At that moment, Salvia's cloud disappeared and she fell into the deep depths of hell, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Salvia cried as she fell. Instantly, she was placed into a cell where she was punished by being smothered in fire and brimstone, put in freezing water, and eventually broken on the wheel and they did it over and over. As she was being eternally tortured, she was also made to watch her love rival and her Meta Knight. Oh goodness! This was so painful for her! Meta Knight was so affectionate to Sectonia when that should have been Salvia there. Well, that's what Salvia believed. And she also believed that she should have been Meta Knight's wife and she should have been pregnant with his daughter. Suddenly, Salvia heard a voice, "You can't deny it anymore!" The voice declared, "Meta Knight belongs to Sectonia and he much happier with her!"
Salvia didn't want to listen. But then it was the day Fay was born. A little bit after the baby girl was born, Meta Knight was by his wife's side, clearly elated. But by far the most painful part was when he kissed Sectonia on the cheek and told her, "I can't imagine life without you."
It was very hard to handle but Salvia eventually accepted the fact that Meta Knight was in love with Sectonia. Salvia has lost the game.
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Minxy: You need Jesus!
Minxy: And that was the final chapter of Dreamland no Densetsu. I had a lot of fun writing this thing and a handful of you seemed to enjoy it. Even though I should have been more chill about that time someone wanted to do a dramatic reading of my story. I think I got WAY too excited. But at the end of the day, this story has helped me with my writing skills and made me gain some new friends as well. So, I'd like to thank you guys so much for your support. And I have some great news too! Chibi is no longer in the Kirby fandom!
Chibi: That's right! I've moved on to a game that is far better in everyway!
Minxy: That's right. Chibi is now in the Undertale fandom.
Chibi: What? I'm not in the Undertale fandom. That game is too overrated just like Kirby.
Minxy: So what fandom you're in now?
Chibi: I'm joining the EarthBound fandom.
Minxy: WHAT?
Chibi: That's right.
Minxy: Since-since when?
Chibi: Since I watched the let's plays, duh!
Minxy: Well, maybe it won't be so bad. Besides, I can't imagine you liking a character like Poo.
Chibi: Are you kidding me? I have a crush on him just like you do!
Minxy: WHY?
Chibi: Because he has some awesome fanart that made him look super hot!
Minxy: *To herself* I knew she'd never truly appreciate him...
Chibi: So, I will be writing an EarthBound fanfiction soon!
Minxy: You better not rip me off again!
Chibi: Why would you say that?
Minxy: Because I have an EarthBound fanfiction in the works. And seeing that your "original character" is a rip off of Ryokka, I wouldn't be surprised if you began to copy my story.
Chibi: I wouldn't! Besides, I have my own original plot that's way better than yours!
Minxy: *Sighs* Anyways, since Chibi has left the Kirby fandom, I'll be working on Circus Game as well as my EarthBound fanfiction. Wish me luck!
Chibi: And wish me even more luck!
Minxy: You need Jesus!