Two weeks until Elimination Chamber and last week Jerry became the number one contender for the WWE Championship. There's no way he's getting that, I mean he's a commentator and he doesn't need a WWE title. But we're all sitting backstage, in the room waiting for the show to start.
"So what's going on tonight?"
"I'm sitting ringside for the divas match tonight." Aly says.
"I'm congratulating Jerry on his win last week." Mike adds.
Aly and I look at him strangely.
"Someone's got to be the better person about this..." He answers our looks.
"Uh...huh..."
The show eventually starts and after the intro, pyros and introduction to the show, Justin introduces Vince. His music plays and he walks out all smiles, and the crowd goes crazy.
"Heyyyy..."
"Nice."
"Well now that the Superbowl is over, there's only one thing left...congratulations by the way. There's one thing left, an event that uh...quite frankly is...that supercedes the Superbowl. An event...this one does. An event that uh...quite frankly has more granger, more excitement, more spectacle...we're talking about Wrestlemania! Every year there's something that seperates each Wrestlemania from the other. Some sort of special moment, some extrodinary attraction, something that you've never seen before...and I assure you that this Wrestlemania will be the same. Because next week we will introduce a man who is the personification of that special moment, that extrodinary attraction, that never-been-done-before. We will introduce this man who indeed has set...set a banner, set a record like no one else. Because no one has ever hosted an event in front of 75,000 people. Not the Oscars, not the SuperBowl, not the Grammys, not the World Cup, nothing. There's only one man...only one man capable of pulling off this endeavor. And you will meet him...the guest host of Wrestlemania, right here next week. Thank you very much."
"Should be interesting."
Then Randy's music plays and he walks out, stares at Vince for a moment and then walks down the ramp and gets into the ring. They replay again what happened last week with Husky, and Randy's got a mic in his hand to talk.
"CM Punk. If you think that we are even after what I did last week, then you are even more delusional than I thought."
"I think they're both delusional if you ask me."
"You see...I am only just getting started. And it is going to cost you a lot more, a whole hell of a lot more than just Husky Harris. As a matter of fact..." He's then cut off by Punk's music and him walking out with a mic.
"Excuse me one second, I actually have to sit down because I am actually stymied...that the Viper and I agree on something."
"He's retarded I think." I say.
"You're right Randall...this isn't over, not by a long shot. Do you want to know why I cost you the title at the Royal Rumble? Do you want to know why? I'm sure you're curious. Well I'm going to tell you Randall and the truth shall set you free."
The screen changes and shows footage back from 2008 at Unforgiven where Punk was being interviewed by Eve until Randy stepped in. Then a bit later, what used to be Legacy attacked Punk from behind and pushed him into a table. Then we pay attention to the corner of the screen and Randy punted Punk in the head, then telling Legacy that's what you call impressive. Then the screen changes back to the ring area.
"Somebody holds long grudges." Aly comments.
"Well there you have it Viper...now you know why. You really are that cold-hearted, calloused individual everybody says you are, aren't you? You really don't care about anybody but yourself, you're certainly not concerned about the consequences and repercussions of your actions. You don't care that that night, I had to forfeit the title because I couldn't compete."
"Oh boo hoo...suck it up."
"Well I haven't forgotten that night. In fact, I remember it like it was yesterday. And I have waited this long to get my revenge, and I am a patient boy. I wait, I wait, I wait, I wait. See the difference between my actions and yours Randy...is mine are defensible, yours are not. I am right and you are wrong. And as long as you and I are on the same show, as long as you and I breath the same air...you will never be WWE Champion again."
"Good."
"I've waited long enough to get my revenge and frankly, I don't think I'm going to wait until Elimination Chamber...I'm going to eliminate you...right now." Punk finishes, setting the mic down and out walks Nexus...all walking down the ramp.
"Oh boy."
First Otunga and McGillicutty get into the ring and Randy takes them down like flies. But Ryan comes in and takes out Randy...of course. They all gang up on him as usual and Punk slides into the ring laughing and Nexus holds Randy over by the ropes.
"Now as I was saying..." Punk trails off, walking over to Randy and is then attacked by him.
"Nice."
He starts throwing punches and then Nexus rushes over and pulls him off again and he's wrapped up in the ropes. Punk walks over to him and we swear we see blood drip from his nose.
"Is his nose bleeding?"
"I think so...ewwww."
Punk grabs Randy's face in his hand and stares him in the eyes. But that was a bad move by Punk since Randy suddenly headbutted him in the nose and then knocked him away, Nexus continuing the attack. Randy gets out of the ropes and we get a good look at Punk's nose.
"Ewww it is bleeding."
Randy's on Punk's shoulders and then he delivers the GTS and kneels over Randy's body. The camera zooms into Punks face and the blood is really coming out now.
"Okay...EWWWWW!"
"Gross!" Aly exclaims, buring her face in Mike's shoulder.
"Looks like a broken nose...he deserves it."
"Hell yeah."
We head to the first commercial break of the night.
"Oh thank god for a commercial. That was just gross...too much blood for one person to handle, and I'm not even squeamish over blood." I shudder and Aly shudders too.
"Let's hope he changes that tape around his wrists and hands...otherwise that's just gross."
"Hopefully."
After commercial break, they just had to replay everything. Then we see Ryan in the ring, set for action. Then we see what happened during the commercial break, a GM message saying that every Nexus member will compete in matches tonight. Culminating with CM Punk going against John. After that, Truth's music plays and he walks out singing as usual.
"Yeah...he wont last long."
"Nope."
Then when Truth got in the ring, he messed up where we were tonight. He said we were in Green Bay, when we were in Milwaukee.
"Wow, fail much?"
"Eh, it's cheeseheads, who cares."
Just like I said, Truth didn't last long. Ryan did a submission move which caused Truth to tap out. But at the last minute the ref changed his decision since Ryan wouldn't leave Truth alone. So in the end, Truth won due to DQ.
"Haha sucks for you Batista wannabe."
"Actually it sucks for Truth more 'cause he's the one in pain."
"True..."
Then they show the matchup for John vs Punk tonight and then they show that Mike is making the public congratulations to Jerry for winning last week. After that we go to another commercial.
"Stupid Jerry." Aly mumbles.
A stagehand comes and knocks on the door, telling Aly that since she's going to be ringside for the divas match, that she should head out there now. Just so that she's all set to watch.
"I'll be back." She says, kissing Mike before she gets up.
He nods and she walks out and heads down to the curtain, then walks out during the commercial break and sits down for commentary. In the meantime, we come back from the commercial break and Nexus is in the locker room with Punk trying to clean up his nose of the blood.
"Ewwwwwwwwww..." I whine, hiding against Alex.
"What was that? What was that? Huh? You didn't win the match! I only got one thing to say to you...well done...well done. Oh that's right...you'd think I'd be mad? Tonight I don't care about wins or losses, and neither should you. Tonight I want you to hurt people, that is your objective. You do what Mason Ryan just did to R-Truth...you hurt people. I want people in the Elimination Chamber injured. Not so injured that they can't compete, don't just replace them. But I need them with a bullseye on them, I need them injured so I have a target. That's what we do tonight, we hurt people...we injure people...we weaken them."
"Oh, that's just great." I roll my eyes.
"I'd say Randy Orton and R-Truth are weakened right now...wouldn't you?"
"Two down...three to go." Ryan says in his language first, before repeating in English.
Punk then praises Ryan for what he did, until Otunga steps in.
"Punk, are you sure you want me to be the one to take out Sheamus? I mean you know, there's like..."
"When are you going to learn? You have nothing to worry about. I always have a plan...I always have a plan for everything. All you need to do is have a little faith."
"I hope they get beaten up." I say, Mike and Alex nod in agreement.
Then the camera switches to the ring for the divas match. Eve's music plays first and she walks out with Gail Kim and Tamina. I just glare at the screen and growl as I see Eve walk out. Alex rubs my back to calm me down.
"I'm fine..." I mutter, calming down a bit.
The music changes and out walks Melina, then the Bellas.
"Well ladies and gentlemen, me and Lawler are being joined by former and longest reigning Diva's Champion Sadie. As we get set for this six diva tag team match. And Sadie I understand you have huge news, because next week on Raw you're finally going to get your rematch in a one on one situation vs the new champion Eve."
"It's true." Aly nods.
"I for one am truely shocked that you had lost at the Rumble. The referee should've turned around and saw the other pin that Michelle had on you."
"Well as much as I hated to lose my title, I would rather see it in the hands of Eve than LayCool."
"LayDrool is more like it..." I mutter.
"I'm not really happy that I lost the title, but like you said there is that rematch next week. You and the whole WWE Universe know that I will fight my hardest to get that back. If I don't happen to get it back, I think I'll step down and allow Carly a shot at the title since I held it for so long...and since it's the only Divas title there is."
"Now it would be amazing if I could hold onto it forever, but unfortunately that's not how it works here. Titles come and they go, I just happened to hold the title the longest than anyone else who has claimed it and I'm proud of that." She adds.
It was coming down to the end of the match, and well Eve won for her team, as simple as that.
"Blehhhhh." I comment.
"She won't be celebrating next week." Mike says.
"That's if Aly beats her. I doubt Creative is going to have Eve lose the title after just getting it."
"Good point...well she won't be celebrating for long. Not if you go after her."
"Which I so plan on doing...you have no idea."
"Look out Eve." Alex laughs.
After the screen faded, they showed another creepy promo thing that was different than the one last Monday Night and then after showing the date 2/21/11, they went to a commercial. During the commercial break, Aly came back into the room and sat back down next to Mike on the couch.
"Well that was...fun..."
"Yeah...you're really going to step down from getting the title back and give that spot to me if you don't win it back next week?" I ask, curiously.
"Yeah." She nods.
"Don't you want to keep going after it though?"
"I do, don't get me wrong. I just think that if I can't get it back next week then it isn't meant to be right now and if I can't hold the title, I'd rather see you with it than Eve or LayCool." She shrugs.
"True..."
"I think its your turn anyway. I just wish they hadn't merged the titles otherwise we could both go after each one."
"Damn Creative and their ideas..."
"I know."
We're back from the commercial and they show something from the Superbowl last night, then they show another Elimination Chamber promo. After that, John Morrison comes out for his match. We go to another commercial as he's in the ring and when we come back, McGillicutty is now in the ring to go against Morrison. In the end, Morrison beat McGillicutty.
Aly just rolls her eyes.
They replayed what happened during the match, then Morrison is all the way at the top of the ramp. He turns around to look at the crowd and that's when we see Punk creeping up behind him with something in his hands. When Morrison turns around Punk sprays him in the face with whatever it was that he had in his hands, then he went and kicked him in the head.
"Okay I can't stand Morrison but that was just wrong."
"Punk's got BIG issues."
"That's for sure."
The screen faded from the sound and sight of Morrison coughing and officials and a trainer trying to help him. During the commercial the usual stagehand came and knocked on the door, telling Mike it was time to head out to the curtain because he would be congratulating Jerry for winning last week after the break and WWE Rewind. We all get up and walk towards the ramp.
After everything was all clear, the tech guy played Mike's music and we all walked out and got into the ring as usual and Mike grabs a mic, waiting for his music to fade. Once it fades, the crowd boos and he looks around, smiling.
"Last week as I watched the Raw Rumble unfold backstage, I only had one thought on my mind...Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry!"
"King, I was pulling for you! And I'd like to take this moment...I would like to ask you to please step in this ring with me. Because I have something to say to you. I want to give you the respect you have earned, and say it directly to your face."
Alex then walks over to hold the ropes for Jerry to get in.
"Alex...Alex, please exit the ring." Mike says, and Alex backs away, climbing out after.
"I don't want Jerry 'The King' Lawler to feel uncomfortable."
Neither Aly or I move.
"Ladies and gentlemen...I give you the new number one contender for the WWE Championship, Jerry 'The King' Lawler!" Mike introduces as Jerry gets into the ring.
"Jerry do you have any idea why I was rooting for you?"
"Well...probably...because you realize I don't wrestle that much anymore, and you thought that I'd be the easiest win for you."
"True...I think it's a revenge thing too." Aly says to me quietly.
"Oh that's not it at all, are you kidding me? To me, they're all easy wins. I'm the Miz and I could've beaten every single person in that Raw Rumble. That's why I'm the WWE Champion and they're not. The reason why I was rooting for you Jerry, was because I feel we are mirror images of each other. Think about it...in your prime you had a reputation for having one of the biggest mouths in history. You had practically the ability to insight riots. Whether it was...pfft, taking down Andy Kaufman on Letterman or insulting Bret Hart's mom. You were a lightning rod!"
"He has a point though." I mutter and Aly tilts her head in agreement.
"Everytime you said something, anytime you had anything to say, everything...everyone would stop what they were doing and they would listen. They would listen. Jerry I uh...I've never admitted this to anyone before, but in some way I've patterned my career after yours."
"Interesting..."
"Yeah...and then it happened...I became a modern day Jerry Lawler. Now if you think about it...now, everybody's wondering what I'm going to do next, I'm the center of attention, I'm on talk shows and above all else I am the WWE Champion. Something that you have never been, and never will be."
"Damn right." Aly mumbles.
"Okay first of all Miz...you say we're mirror images of each other? Well I would hate to look in the mirror and see myself with a haircut like that."
"And his is better?" Aly asks me.
"I like Mike's hair."
Mike just smiles and does this little funny face laugh at Jerry.
"Now second of all...now you're right about one thing. I've had a big mouth my entire career. But you see the difference is, we both have big mouths but I back mine up."
"And so does Mike...is Jerry like delusional or something?" I mutter to Aly.
"I think so."
"And you claim that...you've become a modern day Jerry 'The King' Lawler? Well if that's what you think, you don't know Jerry 'The King' Lawler as much as you think you do. Because you see Miz...you say you...you patterned your career after me? Well the difference is, I didn't pattern my career after anybody...I'm an original."
"You know, most people would be flattered...he's just being an ass." Aly mumbles.
"You're right! You are an original. You're an original cheap shot artist. And that's another reason why I like you. I actually brought footage to prove my point...take a look!" Mike motions to the tron and they play footage of when Jerry knocked Ted out after Maryse walked away.
After the footage ended, Mike had an 'oooh' look on his face.
"Now that is almost equivalent to a sucker punch."
"Heh...it's funny you say that. You know why that's like a sucker punch? Because I think you're a sucker Miz. And you know what else? I think that the WWE Universe all around, and the people here in Milwaukee...I think that they think that you suck too."
"Who cares if they do, they're cheeseheads." Aly mutters.
"Now hang on a second Miz...let me tell you something. You're right...not everything that comes out of your mouth is like...poop or manure, or compost or whatever it is you want to call it. I've never been the WWE Champion, and I have never competed at Wrestlemania. But you Miz or anybody else has no idea what it would mean to me to be the WWE Champion, and to compete at Wrestlemania. It's been a lifelong dream of mine Miz, and I've been in sports entertainment for 40 years now. And I am not going to let this opportunity pass me by. That's why I'm going to be the WWE Champion. And after I win that match at Elimination Chamber Miz...and they come up to interview me...you know what I'm going to say? I'm going to say I'm going to Wrestlemania."
"You wish." Aly and I both say at the same time.
"That's where you're wrong Jerry. After the match in two weeks, the only thing the WWE Universe...the only thing the world is going to hear is I'm the Miz...and I'm..."
"Awful!" Jerry exclaims and we roll our eyes.
"Awful awful awful." Jerry chants and then the crowd chants.
Mike looks at the crowd, then goes to hit Jerry with the mic but misses and that's when Jerry starts attacking him. We back up a little bit, so that we wouldn't end up getting hurt ourselves. Then Alex rushes in and gets Jerry off of Mike once, but Jerry knocks him away. It wasn't enough to keep him away, since Alex went back to get him. But that's when Jerry takes him and throws him over the top rope and out of the way. I immediately go after Alex, looking concerned. Then Aly storms over to Jerry before he could get back to Mike, and slaps him across the face and quickly getting out of the ring herself. She moves over to Alex and myself while still watching Jerry with a scowl. Then all of a sudden Ted runs out and beats up on Jerry, with Mike helping. Next out runs the brat, who immediately goes right after Mike.
"Damn brat!"
Jerry throws Mike over the top rope, and then Daniel throws Ted over the top rope. That's then followed by a GM ding.
"Oh hell." We sigh.
"And I quote! King! King and Bryan vs Miz and Dibiase now!"
"Joy." Aly grumbles.
We walk over to Mike after getting Alex up, Mike strips his shirt off and hands it to Aly. He goes over to the ring and gets up onto it, Aly staying ringside to watch while I go to commentary with Alex.
"I'm being joined here at ringside by Miz's apprentice Alex Riley, his soon to be wife and WWE Diva Carly. Alex are you okay..."
"I'm alright...I'm alright. Anyone can win the lottery Mike...anyone can win the lottery he got lucky."
"I mean another cheap shot by Lawler."
"He's a cheap shot artist."
"Yeah, that's what he's been making...that's what he's been doing the last two weeks. Cheap shotting everybody that'll come around...as Dibiase is going to give this United States Champion Daniel Bryan...this dweeb, this nerd what he deserves."
"You know...you look up a picture in the dictionary of a nerd...you look at the definition and Bryan Daniels..."
"A-Ri, his name is Daniel Bryan."
"Daniel Bryan excuse me."
"But nonetheless, I know you're flustered after that assault. Why does Daniel Bryan have to go sticking his nose into this business for...here's the cover on Dibiase. I understand Daniel Bryan way back in the first season of NXT, used to be the rookie for the Miz. Miz was his pro...maybe Daniel Bryan should've taken a page out of your playbook and stuck with the Miz, he'd be more successful today."
"He...he should've...he should've listened to the Miz just like I did."
"And Dibiase kicks out."
"He'd be apprentice to the WWE Champion right now if he knew what was good for him."
"You know A-Ri...people must be so envious of you. I can only imagine...I mean you get to hang out with the Miz everyday, you get to carry his bags, get his food, do his laundry. You are so lucky."
Mike is now in the ring with Jerry, and Jerry flips him over. He does it again after picking him up and throwing him down onto the apron. He does it a second time and Mike backs up and pleads Jerry to do no more. When Jerry was going to go after Mike, he send him falling backwards into the ropes and outside the ring. Mike wanted to go after Jerry, but the ref stopped him and that resulted in a distraction. This allowed Ted to sneak in and attack Jerry a bit, before returning to his spot outside the ring. We then went to a commercial and during that commercial Bryan was tagged in. Mike had complete control over the match, Daniel didn't have a fighting chance right now. But during that commercial, Maryse came down and stood ringside to watch the match as well. Aly rolls her eyes a little but ignores her, draping Mike's shirt over her shoulder. Mike did the running corner clothesline move to Bryan and then goes for the pin and Daniel kicks out. Mike grabs Daniel and walks backwards, tagging in Ted.
"As Dibiase comes back into the ring...off the tag from the Miz. You know ladies and gentlemen what you need to know about Jerry 'The King' Lawler is this...the man is about ego. A lot of our fans know about the as the haha funny man that sits ringside and commentates. King's not always like that. Here's the cover, hook of the leg and a kickout. I can tell from experience that he's all about himself. It's about ego, it's about having having an opportuinity to finally go to Wrestlemania. That's all that man cares about."
"You want to know what kind of ego you have to have to think that you can get in the ring with a professional, after commentating and being out for 20 years. That like Harry Caray one day, stop announcing and go back to clean up for the Chicago Cubs and think he's going to get a hit. It's crazy."
Mike is now back in the ring with Daniel. Aly happens to look back at Maryse to make sure she's not doing anything. But in fact she is, her eyes are locked on Mike. Aly scowls and a little growl escapes. Her eyes never leave Mike, so Aly decides to go over and make her stop.
"Frenchie, why don't you keep your eyes locked on that phone that you can't stop texting on?"
"You can't tell me what to do...I can look wherever I please." She retorts with an attitude.
"Not when it's my fiance you're staring at."
"Pffftt...please.." She says, doing that hand motion thing in her face.
"Keep your eyes to yourself and your boyfriend or you'll find yourself making another visit to the hair stylist."
"You don't scare me..."
She gets right up in Aly's face and she stares straight back at her without flinching.
"I should because if you think you've seen what I can do, think again because you haven't seen anything yet."
Alex sees the confrontation, and gets up briefly from commentary and grabs her, pulling Aly away from Maryse.
"Windy...normally I'd let you do it but this is not the time."
She keeps glaring at Maryse as Alex pulls her over to the commentary table and she flops into an open chair, grumbling under her breath.
"Now stay." He says, sitting back down and putting the headset on.
"...it's about to be a nightmare King! Sign your autographs now, take your pictures now because it's all over in two weeks. You're going to be sitting back down here with me calling matches, that's what you're going to be doing."
"We were in Superbowl season and Joe Nemeth made a guarantee in Superbowl III, that the Jets would win."
"A-Ri how old are you?"
"I'm doing this right now, I..."
"How old are you?" Cole asks again.
"...I'm guaranteeing the Miz will win at the Elimination Chamber."
"How old are you?"
"I can't say that on the air. I'm twenty..I'm twenty-three years old. Alright I'm 29, don't tell anybody."
"I guess you are in the King mode...things that happened years ago."
"I know my history Cole."
"And look at Daniel Bryan off the top rope as Dibiase continues to work on Lawler...and look at Bryan taking out the Miz."
"Nerd!" Alex exclaims.
"And Dibiase...nobody home, shoulder first into the steel post. What is Law..."
"No."
"Come on. Oh not this."
In the end Jerry got the pin on Dibiase resulting in Mike and him losing. Mike is in shock, Alex just shakes his head and I sigh, Aly rolls her eyes.
"Yeah...enjoy it now King. Enjoy your last gasp of hope! Enjoy your last victory for a while."
"In two weeks his luck will have run out. I will not let him beat the Miz. The Miz will NOT lose at the Elimination Chamber."
Then once everything was over with, we went to a commercial break. Aly, me and Alex got up and walked over to Mike after grabbing the title and the case. Aly hands Mike the title after glaring at Jerry, who still has a little bit of a red print left on his cheek from where she smacked him. We then go backstage.
"You go change Mike, and we'll meet you back in the room okay?" Aly says to him.
He nods and she leans up to kiss his cheek before he goes off to the locker room.
"DC, you should've let me at Maryse tonight. Her eyes were basically glued to Mike out there." Aly says, as we walk into the room and sit down on the couches.
"I was going to but it would have distracted Mike."
"Could've at least let me slap her or pull an extension out."
"Like you would've stopped."
"...good point."
After the commercial break, Sheamus walked out for a match against Otunga. But Josh Matthews came running out to interview Sheamus as he was coming to the ring. Sheamus made a lot of insults to Mark Henry and then got into the ring. Then Otunga came out, but then Mark came out and basically just beat up Sheamus and Otunga automatically won.
"Well that was stupid."
"I think it's about to become more stupid...it's Alberto." I say, referring to his music now playing.
"Damn muffin top." Aly says, shuddering as she recalls him hitting on us.
We go to a commercial, and during that commercial Mike came back and sat down next to Aly, and he puts an arm around her. She slides her arms around his waist and snuggles against him. Then after we come back from the commercial, Del Rio does his usual ranting about Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania, but Santino interrupts and comes out. The match between them officially starts and let's face it, Santino loses.
"Another stupid match."
"Yup."
Then they replay what happened again between Punk and Randy at the beginning of the show tonight, the match between Ryan and Truth, and then what happened to Morrison at the hands of Punk. The Raw music plays and the cameras switch to backstage and John's walking along, on his way to the ring.
"Oooh this oughta be good." I say.
During the commercial break there was a knock on the door.
"I got it." I say, getting up and opening the door to reveal John.
"Wait let me guess...you want Aly and I to come to the ring with you after the commercial break..."
He gives a cheesy grin.
"Aly?" I ask her, turning around.
"I guess." She shrugs, drawing back from Mike.
"You don't have to if you don't want to Boo." John says.
"No, I'll go." She says as Mike pouts a little.
"Don't worry, I won't be gone long..." She says, noticing the pout.
He keeps pouting.
"If you stop pouting maybe you'll get peppermint when I get back." She says quietly in his ear.
He turns his head and looks at her, suddenly stopping the pouting. She giggles and kisses the corner of his mouth before getting up off the couch. We leave with John and get to the curtain in time, but we end up having to hear Vickie's annoying voice again as she walks out with Dolph.
"Excuse me! Excuse me! I have something to say! I said excuse me!" She yells, getting into
the ring.
"Oh god, just go back to Smackdown please." I mumble.
"Excuse me! In two weeks, my boyfriend Dolph Ziggler will not be entering the Smackdown Elimination Chamber match as a challenger. He will enter as the new World Heavyweight Champion. Excuse me!"
"How about no?"
"She doesn't get how annoying her voice is, does she?"
"Apparently not."
"I know this for a fact, because this Friday on Smackdown he will beat Edge in a match..."
And that's when the tech guy played John's music and out we walked, but John was being his dorky self...all pumped up and also jumping up and down on the ramp. We follow behind him, laughing. We all head down the ramp and get into the ring, John being handed a mic and his music fading.
"What...what's the deal man...what're you doing out here?" Dolph asks.
"What...what am I doing out here? What am I do...I'm putting a stop to this. This is more offensive than Christina Aguilera butchering the national anthem."
"She did? Oops." Aly says to me, giggling.
"I kid...I kid. I'm out here with a very important announcement. An apology...from R-Truth. You see after the Green Bay Packers won the Superbowl last night...I think he might've celebrated a little too long. He thinks he's still in Green Bay. So I'm here to tell the world we're in Milwaukee, Wisconsin!"
"Cheeseheads." Aly sing quietly.
"Yes yes yes, the home of Pabst Blue Ribbon, Bob Uecker, Laverne and Shirley...CeNation we are in Milwaukee Wisconsin!"
"You guys do get them riled up, that's a Milwaukee chant right here...that's amazing. I'm also out here because the last time the three of us were in a ring together it was...it was pretty awesome. Vickie...we had a sweet, sexy, passionate makeout session. Dolph remember you were there, you were cool with it."
Aly and I both grimace at the reminder.
"Eww..."
"Enough...enough! This is not...excuse me!" Vickie exclaims, the crowd boos and John starts laughing.
"This is not how you show respect to the acting general manager of Smackdown! Or to a future world champion! If we do not...get the respect that we deserve...we're going to leave!"
Aly and I high five.
"So if...if these people keep being rowdy you're telling me you're going to leave?" John asks.
"If we don't get the..." Vickie is cut off by the crowd being rowdy.
"EXCUSE ME!"
"I guess that's all you guys have to do...is make some noise and they'll leave!"
We look at the crowd and they start making tons of noise.
"We deserve respect! I deserve respect! This is a future world champion!"
"Here's the best part...these guys have a great way of saying goodbye, it goes something like this. Dun dun dun dun dun dun, go Pack go! Dun dun dun dun dun dun, go Pack go hey! Dun dun dun dun dun dun, go Pack go! Dun dun dun dun dun dun..." And the crowd chants 'go Pack go!', then Vickie and Dolph start leaving.
Aly puts her hands over her ears when John started the Packers chant. I motion to her when it's safe to take her hands off her ears as John starts talking again.
"Okay, now that they're gone I actually have to get down to brass tacks. You've seen it...I've seen it...the Nexus tonight has handicapped each and every member competeing in the Elimination Chamber. Randy Orton, see you bye. John Morrison, thanks for coming. They beat R-Truth so silly, he can't remember what city he's in."
"True..."
"And Sheamus, I apologize fella' but they got to you too." John says in an Irish accent.
"I know why they're doing this...because if CM Punk can win the Elimination Chamber he will go to Wrestlemania. They have a flaw in their plan...I'm still here. I'm still here and I'm still healthy, and yes I know...I know immediately I have a match with their fearless leader CM Punk. And I will bet my last PBR tall can that the goon squad Nex Sucks is going to come down and get involved."
"Of course." I say.
"I don't know how I'm going to do it, but I promise you...I will do it. When CM Punk comes down here I will kick his Elimination Chamber. And if the Nexus wants any, I will whip all their Elimination Chambers. And you can bet your Elimination Chamber that I walk into the Elimination Chamber in one piece! And walk out with a ticket to main event Wrestlemania!"
"You tell 'em John." I say.
His music plays and we head to another commercial.
"You two should head back to Mike and Alex before the break is over, can't have anything happening to you two." John says to us.
"Alright. Be careful Sully."
"I will." He nods, then hugs us before we get out of the ring and head back up the ramp and backstage.
"Hopefully nothing happens to him." Aly says as we walk back to the room.
"I know I'm not happy with what he did as revenge to Mike but he's still my brother."
"Right, I hope nothing happens too. But we'll see when we watch the match." I add, as we approach the door to the room and walk in.
We sit next to Mike and Alex respectively, but I can sense something's wrong.
"Okay, what's wrong?"
"We had visitors." Alex mumbles.
"Visitors?" Aly asks.
"What do you mean visitors?" I continue.
"Eve..." Alex says.
"And Maryse." Mike finishes.
"You're kidding me..." Aly trails off.
They shake their heads and we both scowl.
"What'd she do this time?" I ask Alex, trying to be as calm as I can be.
"Basically flirted and said that I know where to find her if I decided to be with a 'real woman'." Alex says, putting finger quotes around 'real woman'.
"She thinks she's a 'real woman'...pffft, she don't know what 'real woman' is."
"That's exactly what he said when she left." Mike snickers.
"Well isn't that uncanny haha."
"What did frenchie do this time?" Aly asks Mike and he shifts uneasily.
"She touched you didn't she." She states, a dark scowl coming over her face and he nods.
"I'm so taking a shower when we get back to the hotel, I feel gross."
"That bitch." Aly growls.
"But not only that...she said that me and her were so much better together than me and you..."
Aly starts muttering angrily in Italian.
"She really must be delusional then...both her and Eve." I comment.
Mike and Alex nod in agreement.
"The hair bleaching must've gone to Maryse's head and made her more dumb than she
was before."
Aly snorts and nods in agreement.
"Ma che implicherebbe ha avuto un cervello...which non ha ovviamente." Aly comments.
"True..."
Mike and Alex look at me, confused.
"She said that would imply that she has a brain...which she obviously does not have."
"Ohhhh...yeah."
"Neither one of them have a brain...'cause if they did...they would learn to stop messing with us."
"Too true." Mike agrees.
"I just can't believe the nerve of them...coming in here while we were gone."
"Intelligente sulla loro parte perché sanno che avremmo calciato i loro asini."
Then after the commercial break John's music was playing as he was all set for the match against CM Punk. His music faded and Punk's played, with him walking out. He still had the blood spotted tape.
"Okay, ew...he didn't change the tape on his wrists and hands."
"Grosssss..."
Punk looks back at the top of the ramp and then gets into the ring doing his usul ring pose and whatnot. The bell rings and they circle each other. John keeps looking back to make sure that the rest of Nexus isn't coming down to the ring to interfere and cost him the match. The lock up and John pushes Punk into the corner. The match had basically equal control the whole time, and Nexus never came out surprisingly. John now had Punk in the corner and he kept punching him, until the ref backed him up. The ref was telling John about how he would disqualify him if he got to the 5 count. John looks between the ref and Punk, then suddenly goes over to Punk and give Punk a lowblow right where the sun don't shine.
"HAH!"
The ref signals to ring the bell for the DQ, but John doesn't care. He gets all ready for Nexus to come to the aid of their fearless leader. Out run Otunga and McGillicutty, sliding into the ring as Mason Ryan tends to a now sore CM Punk. John backs up to the ropes and they start slowly moving forward. John looks behind him and Jerry hands John a steel chair. John kicks Otunga in the leg, then hits McGillicutty in the gut with the chair, followed by a hit across the back to Otunga and back to McGillicutty. They both roll out of the ring in pain themselves and John is all fired up for more.
"Go Sully!"
The ring is cleared and the camera zooms on on Punk who is groan and wincing in pain, as John's music starts to play again.
"Haha, serves you right!"
Mike and Alex are wincing but Aly and I are laughing. The camera fades to the WWE Logo, as well as the music.
"Oh, sweet revenge."
"Definately."
"So what do you think? Head back now?"
"Yeah, sounds good." Alex agrees.
"Good, the sooner we can get out of here the better."
We gather up our stuff and head out to the car. After getting back to the hotel, we walk into our separate rooms. After walking into their room, Aly takes off her jacket and puts it over by her things. She's not paying attention to her surroundings as she mumbles under her breath in Italian, starting to take off her jewelry after kicking her shoes off.
"Do you want to get into the bathroom before I go in to take a shower?" Mike asks.
She nods lightly and picks up a nightgown before going in to change. She changes fairly
quickly and walking out, putting her other clothes back into her bag.
"Don't let her get to you okay?" Mike says, walking over and kissing your forehead before heading into the bathroom.
"Can't help it." She mumbles with a sigh, going to lay in bed.
After his shower, he walks out of the bathroom.
"Not sleeping are you...?"
She shakes her head while staring at the ceiling.
"You okay?"
"Mmm..." She shrugs.
"You let her get to you didn't you..."
"I can't help it okay? It bothers me that she's been touching you and I just..." She shakes her head, trailing off.
He walks over and sits down next to her on the bed.
"You have nothing to worry about, because she can try all she wants. She's not splitting us up. You're going to be mine forever...and this proves it." He says, lifting her hand and pointing to the engagement ring.
She smiles lightly as he presses a kiss to her knuckles.
"I know, I just don't like the thought of her around you." She says softly.
"How about this...whenever you and Carly are out of the room like tonight, I'll be sure to lock the door so that neither Maryse or Eve can get in."
"That would make me feel better." She agrees.
"I knew it would." He smiles.
"You know me too well."
"Of course I do, and you know me too well."
"I do." She giggles.
"5 more months..."
"I know." She smiles as he lays beside her.
"Then after that...your stalkers and Maryse have no choice but to give up trying..."
"Right."
"But I think you should focus on sleeping right now."
"Not just yet..." She rolls over onto her stomach and props herself up, staring down at him
with a small smile.
"What're you thinking...?"
"I do recall saying something when you were pouting earlier tonight."
"Wha...ohhhh that." He remembers, and a smirk appears on his lips.
She giggles and leans over him.
"Well what're you waiting for?"
"Just driving you crazy like you do to me." She laughs a little and presses her lips to his.
He just laughs slightly into the kiss, and one hand is resting on the back of her head and he immediately starts to deepen the kiss. She lays on him instead of holding herself up, instead gripping his sides with fingers. He goes to pull away after a while but she stops him. She keeps it going until she has to pull away for air.
"You good now?"
She giggles breathlessly and nods.
"For the record, you're the one who kept it going this time...not me."
"I know."
"You're not the only one who can you know..." She adds.
"I know that." He chuckles.
"As long as you know...but you can let me go now."
"Aw..."
"Oh come on." She laughs.
"I don't want to..."
"I'm not going far." She giggles.
"But I'm comfortable..."
"You want to fall asleep like this?"
"Do you mind...?"
"I guess not. It's surprisingly comfortable." Aly tucks her head against his neck.
"Told you." He chuckles, and she giggles quietly.
He grabs the blanket and pulls it over the both of them.
"Night."
"Night, love you."
"Love you too." He says, kissing the top of her head.
Meanwhile I've changed and I'm laying on the bed as Alex comes out from his own shower. I'm laying on the bed in a way where my legs are hanging off the side and I'm staring at the ceiling. He walks around and leans over, his face above mine.
"Hi."
"Hi." I reply.
"What're you doing?"
"Just laying here."
"What are you doing?" I ask back.
"Watching you."
"I assume you're having fun with that." I laugh.
"Of course."
"Well since we're having fun with this...you look funny upside down."
He chuckles.
"Well so do you..." He comments.
"Good to know." I giggle.
"But you know, you're going to have to move when I decide to sit back up."
"I know."
"But you're not moving right now are you?" He adds.
"...no..."
"Then I won't have to worry about it..."
He eventually decides to go around the bed and lay beside me. As he did move though, water drops fell from his still wet hair and onto my face.
"Heyyy, thanks for dropping water on me."
"Sorry." He chuckles.
Then he gets an idea...he runs a hand through his hair and out of nowhere he flings more water at me. Then he acts like nothing happened.
"Hey!"
"What What happened?"
"You know what you did."
"I don't know what you're talking about...I didn't do anything."
"You so did."
"Keep believing that if you want..."
I narrow my eyes.
"You're the only other person in this room, and you just got out of the shower so you're hair
is wet...don't tell me you didn't do it."
He gives me a cheesy grin.
"Don't make me mess up that hair of yours..." I threaten, moving my hand towards it.
"No." He grabs my hand.
"Then admit you did it..."
"Alright, alright. I did it."
"Haha I win." I laugh, finally sitting back up.
"For now."
"Oh, I think I'm gonna be winning stuff like this forever."
"Maybe." Alex laughs.
"No maybes, I know I'm going to keep on winning."
"If you say so."
"But since I won...what do I get for that?"
Alex ponders for a moment before sealing his lips to mine. He then grabs me and I assume he's going to pull me closer to him. But instead he picks me up slightly and sets me down on his lap, not breaking the kiss once. I giggle into the kiss, sliding my arms around his neck. I pull away for a brief moment.
"Is this what I'm going to get everytime I win?"
"Maybe." He chuckles.
"Well, it's a good idea. Good thinking on your part."
"Why thank you." Alex laughs.
"But, I do think we should go to sleep...so you're going to have to let me go."
"Aw."
"We can't do this all night..."
"Too bad."
"Noooo, let me go...we're not doing this all night."
"You're no fun." He chuckles, setting me down in my spot.
"We need sleep silly." I say, poking him.
"What a shame."
"Yes, what a shame. But we have more time for that tomorrow. I don't think we're doing anything tomorrow anyway."
"Good." Alex smiles as he lays in his own spot, pulling me close.
"Night love."
"Night."