Another Monday Night, but at least I won't have to worry about Alex and the whole fired thing. WWE decided to keep him around, now let's hope he's able to be on Raw tonight. If now, I can understand but still I hope he still is. We're all ready and meet each other down in the car to head to the show. Once there, we walk in and go to the usual room. But Mike heads down to the locker room to change. I noticed that Alex didn't have any of his things with him as we walked in and sat down on the couches.
"You don't have your things tonight..."
"I don't have a match or anything tonight." He shrugs.
"More like they're not letting you be on tv tonight...right?" I ask, a little disappointment being heard in my voice.
"That is true but its better than being sent down to FCW so I'm not going to complain."
"Yeah true, but I have a shot at the title tonight...and now you can't be ringside for me."
"I know." He sighs.
"I'll go with you." Aly interjects.
"Alright, just as long as I have someone there for support."
"I'm there. Afterall, you were there when I won the title so it's only fitting I be there for you."
"True..."
"At some point tonight I do need to stop by the trainer's office. They're supposed to check my knee out again."
"We will be sure to make that stop. Either sometime before or after my match."
Aly nods.
"Who know, with you feeling better so quickly...you may get the brace off tonight."
"I hope so."
Then Mike walks back in, and sits next to her putting an arm around her. She smiles and leans into him.
"Good luck on your match tonight." Mike says to me.
"Thanks." I say as Alex squeezes me gently.
"I'd be out there with you gor support but if you read my tweet earlier today, I said I was boycotting the show."
"Yeah I know." I reply.
"I know you're going to be a sneak." Aly looks up at him.
"Because you wouldn't be in ring gear if you were boycotting the show." She adds.
"Shhh..." Mike chuckles.
"...sneak..." She mutters, giggling.
He pokes her in the side and she squeals.
"No poking."
"Why?"
"You say no cold hands, I say no poking."
"But poking you is fun."
"For you maybe."
The show eventually starts and it begins with a promo about Hunter, including Undertaker in it. Then showing what Hunter talked about last week. The ring and cheering crowd comes onto the screen, and then we hear the ringing bells signaling Undertaker. Fire emerges from the stage, and the new music of Undertaker plays, then he emerges onto the stage.
"His entrance will always be one of the coolest." Aly comments.
"I don't mean the music, just the fog and stuff. That's so badd ass."
"Don't forget when those lightning bolts come out of the ceiling sometimes."
"Yeah that too."
He slowly makes his way down to the ring, and doing the usual entrance to the ring with raising his hands and making the lights come back on. He climbs into the ring and looks around at the crowd, before walking over and grabbing a mic.
"You never hear him talk very often."
"Too true."
"At Wrestlemania, two legends will collide. Two icons...will do battle. And in the end, there can only be one...last...outlaw. Now, the word on the street...has it that there's many that feel, that this is the year the streak is broken."
"Nooooo, you can't mess with the streak."
"If anyone could mess with the streak though, it would be Hunter."
"Shawn tried to last year...he couldn't beat it."
"I know but who knows, Hunter and Shawn are two different people."
"Right. I guess we'll just have to wait and see."
"That Father Time and all the battles, and all the wars, and all the injuries are gonna finally catch up to me. And then there are those...who feel...like it's the King of Kings, the Game Triple H...who is the one guy that has what it takes to bring me down and end the streak. Well Triple H, let me remind you and everyone else what's happened at the last two Wrestlemanias. What happened to someone else who thought they had what it took to bring me down, and end the streak. Perhaps the greatest of all time...Shawn Michaels."
"Perhaps true but like I said, they are two different people, shouldn't underestimate one just because the other couldn't."
The screen changes to footage from last year's Wrestlemania, with the match between Shawn and the Undertaker. All the close calls and the numerous tombstones. Of course they had to add dramatic music to the video footage. The footage ended and we returned to Taker in the ring.
"At Wrestlemania...there will be no excuses, no regrets, no disqualifications, no count outs, no rules! Our match at Wrestlemania will be No Holds Barred."
"That makes it even more interesting."
"A match like this, the possibilities of what might happen are endless. But there is one thing, that is ironclad...and that is the end result. It's just like you said Triple H, you end the streak...and I die. Or you die trying! Triple H, at Wrestlemania you will rest...in...peace!"
His music plays, and then the screen changes to what's scheduled to happen tonight. John is going to respond to what Rock said last week, and then of course the return of Stone Cold to Raw.
"I cannot wait to see what Stone Cold does." Aly grins.
"What would be awesome is if he put Cole in his place like Rock did."
"That would be awesome."
Then we see that Randy is getting attacked by Nexus and Punk backstage.
"What the hell is this?"
"Um...looks like an ambush to me."
"Little CM Sucks can't stand the fact that he's gonna be alone come Wrestlemania..."
"I know, what a wimp."
"You managed to put McGillicutty on the shelf. Well where we're gonna send you, is much much worse."
"Much worse for you you mean. Because all you're doing is pissing Randy off even more."
Randy then hits Punk in the head once, before Punk goes crazy on him. Punk picks him up and gets him on his shoulders and delivers a GTS.
"Pick this piece of garbage up, and drag him...to the ring. Now! Pick him up now!"
Otunga and Ryan pick him up, and drag him away to the ring...the screen fading to a commercial.
"I have a feeling their plan is going to backfire on them."
"Yeah, because they pissed Randy off."
"Exactly."
After the commercial, Randy was in the ring with Nexus around him. They continue to attack him, until enough refs slide into the ring to keep them at bay so the match between Randy and Otunga can start. Punk and Ryan leave the ring leaving Otunga and Randy in the ring.
"I hope Randy punts him in the head too."
"I bet he will."
Randy tells the ref to ring the bell, looking pissed off as all hell. The bell rings and of course
Otunga goes right after Randy, trying to keep him down. The ref has to keep pulling him away. He goes for the pin once, but Randy kicks out. In the end though Randy came back to life and RKO'd Otunga, covering him for the win.
"Hahahahaha!"
"Nice."
But of course Mason Ryan came running down to the ring and went right after Randy, kicking him in the face. But after Randy had gotten up he RKO'd Mason Ryan too. Randy backs up and then Punk tries to go after him. But he backs off, glaring at Randy who was glaring right back. He tries again but Randy moves in that direction Punk is going. Then Randy turns and stares at Otunga, then back at Punk. Punk goes running to save Otunga but is too late, since Randy ran and punted him in the head.
"One left."
"Then Punk is on his own."
Punk starts flipping out, glaring at Randy as he backs away. Randy's music plays and they do a replay in slow motion, before going back to the ring. Then we see that Cole is going to
reveal his special guest ref tonight.
"Oh joy."
"Great..."
Then after that commercial, they show a Slam of the Week things presented by a sponsor. When they replay the footage, it's the match that happened last week between John and Alex.
"Not this again..." I say, hiding my face in Alex's shoulder.
Aly looks away herself. As soon as the footage was over, and the screen had the view of the
city Mike told us that we could look up again. When we did we saw on the tv, his tweet that he made about boycotting the show. Josh saying that Mike was not going to be at Raw tonight.
"Sneak." Aly poke Mike.
"You know it." He smirks and she laughs.
When we get back to the ring, Christian's music plays and he walks out for his match.
"Heyyy."
"Nice."
"Hey Dolce, why don't we make that run now instead of waiting til later. This match probably isn't going to be very interesting." Aly speaks up.
"Yeah sure, plus I really don't want to hear Del Rio run his mouth."
"Exactly." Aly nods, sliding off the couch.
"Where are you going?" Mike asks.
"Down to catering and maybe another stop or two. We'll be fine, don't worry." She says, not
mentioning the trainer's office.
"Alright, don't be gone too long."
"We won't." She kisses him briefly.
Then we walk over to the door, and head out and down the hall.
"Why didn't you tell him where we were going?" I ask.
"I wanted to surprise him if I do get the brace off. If I don't, well there's no need to tell him then is there?"
"I guess not."
We reach the trainer's and go inside. It takes a few minutes for them to thoroughly test her knee but in the end she gets cleared to take off the brace and the clearance to get back in the ring.
"See? I told you this might happen tonight." I say, smiling.
She bounces up and down happily.
"I was just being cautious and now I'm happyyyyyy."
"I can only imagine Mike's face when he sees." I laugh, as we walk out of the trainer's office.
"Oh he'll be excited." Aly smiles.
As we're walking someone rounds the corner in front of us, and that person happened to be Morrison.
"Oh great. What a mood killer." Aly mutters.
"We should just ignore him and walk away...I think that's the best bet."
"We can give it a try I suppose."
So we continue on walking, not paying any attention to him. We walk past him, in hope of
successfully being able to ignore him.
"Don't think I don't see you." He says, and Aly rolls her eyes.
"Well it was worth a try." I mumble.
"I told you." Aly hisses, and we turn around to face him.
"What do you want this time?"
"I do hope you realize that I'm married and there's nothing you can do to change that." Aly says, folding her arms over her chest.
"Oh I know."
"Then what do you want."
"I'm just happy to see that you're not injured anymore. I'm sure that knee brace was hard to
deal with."
"Oh just shut up and go away."
Then another voice emerges from behind us, and it's John's.
"You hear her, back off Morrison."
Morrison stares at John for a minute before walking off. Aly stays quiet, closing her eyes and
pressing her lips together. I sigh, and turn around.
"John, I don't think now's the best time to talk to her." I mutter.
"You forgave me, why can't she?" John asks.
"Maybe because you're the reason I almost had to watch my sister in everything but blood
almost drop back into the depression that nearly took her last time. You weren't there last time, you have no idea how bad it was and I had to watch it helplessly. I can't forgive you for that right now." She says without turning around.
"John...I'm sorry, but I'll talk to you later alright?" I ask.
He nods silently and then sighs. He turns down the nearest hallway, away from us.
"He's gone."
She opens her eyes.
"Let's get back to the room. My good mood is gone."
I nod, and we turn back around and head back to the room. We get in and I sit beside Alex while Aly drops beside Mike. She presses herself against his side.
"Something wrong?"
"We ran into Morrison, and then John." I answer.
"Oh."
"But, she has a little surprise for you."
Mike looks at her strangely and she swings her legs up onto his lap.
"I don't feel the..." He says, looking down at her knee.
"...knee brace. It's gone!"
She smiles a little.
"This...this is amazing. Best news I've gotten all night."
She giggles.
"I'm cleared for the ring too."
"Now that's even better news."
She smiles and snuggles into him. A few seconds later, a knock was heard on the door and it opened. The stagehand telling me that I should get ready for my match which is coming up very soon. Aly whines a little.
"I just got comfortable."
"I know, so did I."
"Bleh. We'll be back again."
We get up once again and head out the door, down to the locker room. You wait outside the room for me. Once I'm changed, we head down to the curtain to wait for my music to be played to go out.
"You can do this Dolce." Aly says while hugging me.
"Even if I don't win tonight, there's still tons of other chances."
"Right."
After Eve was introduced, we wait a while and then the tech guy plays my music, with Aly and
I walking out as I glare at Eve as we walk down the ramp. We walk around and I climb up and do the ring entrance. After the ref makes sure we're ready, the bell rings. Eve immediately starts going after me, flipping me over and everything. She repeatedly starts ramming my head into the corner until the ref tells her to stop. I shake my head due to the dizzyness, but Eve grabs me and throws me across the ring. She picks me up and does it again, and I slowly get up with her yelling at me. She kicks me in the gut as soon as I get up, and then kicks me in the face and clotheslines me to the mat. She goes for the pin, but I kick out at 1. I'm leaning back against the ropes and she tries to go after me, but the ref backs her up. I gain the advantage and throw her onto the middle rope and lean on her on the ropes, putting pressure on her neck. The ref backs me up, and then I go back and kick her in the back of the head repeatedly. The ref has to back me up again, and I listen of course.
I then pick her up and throw Eve semi across the ring just like she did to me. I go for the pin, but she kicks out at 2. I then flatten her hair out and step on it, pulling her arms up. The ref starts counting and I get off her hair and lift her up and slam her down on her back. But then all of a sudden Cole starts opening his big mouth.
"Hey, can we please get this over with?"
"What the hell does he think he's doing?" Aly starts to walk over that way.
"Can we please get this over with? I mean enough already. Enough with this match. Listen
I'm sure that your family watching at home, wants to see you guys compete in this match tonight. But guess what? You guys don't, because I have a major announcement to make and I cannot wait."
"Oh, I'll make you wait." Aly mutters under her breath as she reaches the announcer's table.
She yanks Cole down and promptly smacks him across the face. He falls to the floor and begins scrambling backwards to try and get away from her as she follows after him.
"I'm going to say this once. You are going to go sit in your damn chair and not interrupt this match again or you will find yourself in a world of trouble, do we understand?" She says in a dangerous tone.
He just nods and keeps saying that he's sorry.
"Now get out of my face before I change my mind."
He gets up in a rush and in fright, returning to his chair not saying a word anymore. She walks back over to ringside, returning her attention to the match.
I got Eve in the corner now, and as I'm getting her up, she makes me let go and hits me in the face making me stumble away. Eve jumps up and kicks me in the side of the head...like she did at one of the house shows. The ref gets Eve away from me as I hold onto the bottom rope, that gives me strength to roll out and onto the floor to recover. Eve gets out and picks me up, rolling me back into the ring. I go to hit her, but miss only to be met by another kick to the gut. She puts one arm around my neck and takes my arm, putting behind her. She then twists, making me land on my head and whatnot...and successfully pinning me to retain the title. Aly slides in to check on me.
"You put up a good fight. You'll get her next time. You alright?"
"My head...my neck...major owwww."
"Do I need to get the trainers?"
"I can move, but it wouldn't hurt to stop by there." I say, wincing in pain.
"Alright." She helps me out of the ring and up the ramp to backstage.
Of course as soon as we got backstage, Alex right there since he saw the condition I was in when we left the ring.
"She needs to be checked out." She tells him as she passes me to him and he nods.
"I've got her, you go back to the room with Mike. By the way, nice job with dealing with Cole out there."
"Thanks." She laughs a little before heading off.
As Alex and I start walking to the trainer's office, I start feeling dizzy.
"Okay whoa...stop."
Alex stops and I wait for the dizziness to pass. When it does, Alex scoops me up and carries me the rest of the way. He sets me down carefully as we reach the door to the trainer's office, and then we walk in. The trainer comes over and I tell him what happened. He then proceeds to check me over. In the meantime Aly just got back to the room, walking in and sitting down next to Mike.
"She okay?" He asks.
"Alex took her to the trainer's to get checked out."
"Let's hope it's not that bad...from what I saw it didn't look good." He adds.
"I know."
"I blame Cole...he had to interrupt, and make her lose focus."
"I know. that pissed me off." Aly scowls.
"And here I thought he supported us...all of us."
"Apparently being trained by Lispy has gone to his head."
"Nice job on the slapping by the way."
"Thank you."
"After what he did, he deserved it."
She nods in agreement. Then the door opens a while after, and in walks Alex and myself.
"So? Are you gonna be okay?"
"Yeah." I say and Mike and Aly both look relieved.
"I just need to lay down. The dizziness keeps coming back..."
Alex sits down and I lay my head in his lap.
"Ugh, go away dizziness." I say, putting a hand over my eyes.
Alex gently rubs my head with one hand and runs the fingers of his other hand through my hair. When we come back from the current commercial, we learn that Snooki from Jersey Shore is guest appearing on Raw next week.
"Oh god."
"Snooki? Really?" Mike comments.
"Apparently."
Then the ring is revealed and they replay Cole revealing his trainer for Wrestlemania, then we're back in the ring where Cole's laughing at the footage.
"Ahhhh, can I have your attention please!"
"Oh great, here we go."
"Ladies and gentlemen, at Wrestlemania I'm going to compete in my first ever match! And well of course, it's in the main event. In my hand, I hold the contract. The man who signs these documents will be the special guest referee, and will have to honor and the privilege of holding my hand up high...when I defeat Jerry Lawler at Wrestlemania!"
"Get on with it already." We roll our eyes.
"Now listen...you guys might not believe this but I actually respect Lawler. So because I respect him, I've decided to choose a referee who's impartial. Now I had extensive conversations with this man over the past week, and he has vowed that he will call this match at Wrestlemania right down the middle. So at least Jerry has a...well he has a fighting chance in his first ever match at Wrestlemania. So without further ado I would like to introduce this man. This man is a former WWE Champion. This man is a true legend. This man is one of the most iconic figures in WWE history. And ladies and gentlemen...much like me, he's a legendary Texan."
"Oh my god, just say it already!"
"Come on, you can feel it. You all can feel it. You know he's here! You know he's here! You know this man is here. You've been waiting for an hour to get out of your seats, to jump out of your seats and cheer for this man. So let's cheer, let's start the cheer. Austin, Austin, Austin, Austin, Austin, Austin..."
"Liar."
"You people are fools! You're all fools! I suckered you in, me Michael Cole! Ladies and gentlemen, my referee at Wrestlemania is none other than JBL!"
"Ewww..."
"Oh man, I hate this guy."
"I liked him back when he did the APA stuff but now he's just an ass."
"Go back to New York with the stock market."
"I know right?"
His music plays and of course he comes in with the limo, gets out of it and whatnot, making his way to and into the ring.
"Thank you. I knew that when the great JBL came back after a couple years hiatus to a place that he left, to go to a much better place of New York City that you people would understand. And after...after what you went through for so many years with no champions, with your cowboys, your rangers, your stars, all...becoming so irrelevant just like the state of Texas. I look down in New York City and I felt so sorry for you."
"Oh shut up."
"And I knew that when I returned, the greatest, longest reigning WWE Champion in Smackdown television history, that you would welcome me like good old simple, common southern people do and that's with open hearts. And from the bottom of my heart, I want to tell you thank you. But this is so much more important than you. I'm so proud. Michael Cole, you're right. JBL is going to Wrestlemania, the main event. There's other matches, there's a guest host whatever. Nobody has ever debuted at Wrestlemania, in the main event until now."
"Somebody shut them up...please."
"And I am so proud, that this grizzled vet standing in front of me, that I mentored, that I saw the sacrifices you made. I saw the dues that you paid to becomes a star for these people. And I saw what Jerry 'The King' Lawler did to you, I saw how for years Jerry Lawler mistreated you. I saw that he was nothing more than a simple bully. I hate bullies. It's wrong that the strong pick on the weak, just because they can. And I'm so proud of you for standing up to that bully. The fact that Jack Swagger is training you, and that the world's gonna know what I already know, that you are a world class athlete."
"Pffffft yeah okay."
"Swagger will be in your corner to watch, and that leaves just...leaves just one simple thing. An unbiased, impartial referee. And well Michael I can buy everybody in this building, I can buy their mommas, I can buy their daddies, I can buy their aunts, their uncles, your foreclosed homes, your foreclosed automobiles, no one, nobody and nothing can buy JBL."
"Ugh I'm sick of these two already."
"I'm not just a multi-millionaire just as you know Michael. I'm a man of integrity, and that's why I'm here...and that's why Michael...when I sign...this contract. JBL comes home, JBL...you're gonna tell your grandkids about this moment. You're gonna tell everybody you know about this moment, you're gonna save your ticket stubs for this moment, because today JBL starts his journey back to the main event at Wrestlemania!"
"I can't say I care."
JBL goes to sign the contract, but Stone Cold's music plays with him and Cole looking at the stage ins shock as Stone Cold comes walking out. Cole has wide eyes and is shaking his head 'no'.
"Hahahahaa. I was hoping this would happen."
He poses on the turnbuckles a couple times, Michael Cole running away from him as he gets closer. But his music fades and Cole hides behind JBL as they all argue with each other. He keeps trying to talk to Cole, but JBL doesn't let him and they argue back and forth until he gives him the Stunner, and Cole scrambles out of the ring.
"Haha!"
"Shut him up didn't he?" I laugh.
"Yes he did. I love it!"
Stone Cold then grabs JBL's hat and poses on the turnbuckle again. Then beers are thrown at him like always.
"W...what is he doing?" Cole says frantically.
"What...what is he doing? You ruined my night! You ruined my night!"
"Damn right he did, that was funny!"
Cole starts throwing a hissy fit, and then Stone Cold walks over to the contract and looks down. We can hear Cole crying in the background. He picks up the contract and looks at it, sipping the beer.
"No. Oh my god no! No Steve don't! My god don't don't dont...oh my god."
"DO IT!" Aly yells.
"If you want me to sign this contract, give me a hell yeah. I said give me a hell yeah."
And then of course he signs it.
"Oh my god no, he didn't do it. Oh my god he...oh my god. No! Why? Why? Why in the word did he do this? Why did he ruin my night? Why Steve, why did you come back and do this? Why now? Why would you do this?"
"Because he's Stone Cold and he can do what the hell he wants." Aly laughs.
"The guest referee for Jerry 'The King' Lawler and Michael Cole is Stone Cold Steve Austin."
"Oh my god. Oh my god I'm gonna faint."
"And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so."
Aly leans into Mike, just laughing.
"Oh my god, I'm gonna get sick. Oh my god, I'm gonna get sick. I can't believe this. Steve please. Steve please I'm begging you. Steve I am begging you, I am begging you please don't. Please Steve, anything..please."
Then he gets out of the ring and walks over to the announcer's desk, Michael Cole backing away in fear and everything.
"Get him!"
He walks over to Cole, beers in hand.
"Why Steve? Why I didn't do anything to you."
Then they shake hands and he tells Cole good luck in the match at Wrestlemania. Suddenly he spills all the beer on top of Cole's head. Aly immediately cracks up. Steve wishes Cole luck a couple more times before shoving him back down into his chair. Cole sits there like he's gonna cry, then gets up taking the headset off and walking away. Steve gets back into the ring with more beer, and as Cole rounds the corner of the ring, he pours more on his head.
"I think that just made my night."
"He put Cole in his place haha."
"And it was funnier than what the Rock did."
By this time JBL has gotten back up. Steve gets thrown another beer and opens it, handing it to JBL. Then he gets another beer and opens it up for himself. They touch cans, and they drink but that results in another Stunner to JBL. Cole is flipping out on the stage with Swagger next to him as Steve is still in the ring.
"Definately made my night." Aly repeats laughing somewhat.
After all the fun, the screen goes to a replay of what Rock said via satellite to John last week. Then when we came back from the next commercial we see Cole backstage with Swagger.
"Look at my clothes, they're a mess. Do you know how expensive these are? I...I..I was humiliated by this man. He ruined everything. You know I hate Stone Cold as much as I hate Jerry Lawler."
"Michael Michael! Listen to me. Do you trust me?"
"Of course I do."
"Then focus on your match with this so called king, and I'll worry about Stone Cold Steve Austin. I'll break his ankle like a twig."
"I need a shower." Cole says, walking away.
We snicker. Then Jerry's music plays, and he walks out to replace Cole on commentary. They replay what Steve did to Cole after. Jerry was ecstatic over what just happened. Then Daniel Bryan's music played and he walked out for his match.
"Ew."
His opponent was none other than whitey himself...Sheamus.
"Chocolate covered marshmallow." I comment.
"Smores."
"That's his new name now...smores."
"Yup."
Mike and Alex the end Daniel won due to a countout on Sheamus, because he could barely walk the way he landed outside the ring. Sheamus flips out, and grabs a mic to talk.
"Okay, I'll admit it. For the last couple of months, I've been on a losing streak. But I promise you next week, all that's gonna change when I become the new United States Champion! Daniel Bryan whatcha' say fella? If I don't beat you for the title, I'll quit!"
"Whoa, full of himself much?"
Bryan accepts the challenge, and his music plays. As he starts heading back up the ramp, we find out that Shawn is going to speak out about Hunter vs Undertaker at Wrestlemania again. Then we go to another commercial.
"Feeling any better Dolce?"
"Actually I am. I just don't want to get up too fast...that dizziness will come back."
"Right."
"Other than that I'm just fine."
"Good."
After we come back CM Punk is in the ring for his match. His opponent, is Truth. In the end of the match, it was Punk who won with the Anaconda Vice. And of course Mason Ryan has to attack Truth and hurt him even more. Then after that we watch Shawn talk about Hunter, and the match at Wrestlemania vs Undertaker. After that we see Vickie walking down the ramp heading to the ring.
"Oh no, I thought she was fired!"
"Please don't tell me she's working here now."
The screen fades to commercial during her way to the ring. When we come back she's in the ring with a mic in hand.
"Excuse me! Excuse me! I said excuse me! Due to my extensive negotiating efforts, please
allow me to introduce to you...the former World Heavyweight Champion, and the newest member to the Raw roster. Dolph Ziggler!"
"Oh god."
He walks out and to the ring, getting into it, ready for a match. Once his music faded, the next music to play was Morrison's. Aly scowls.
"I wish I could fast forward over this." She grumbles.
The match was boring, didn't really pay attention to it, but in the end Dolph won and Vickie got into the ring excited. But the celebration was ended quickly when the GM dinged in. And Jerry went up to read it.
"Oh great. Please let this be good news."
"You know normally Michael Cole would be doing this but I think that he's probably in the back wringing beer out of his diaper. So let me see if I can do this...hang on. Forget it, I'm not gonna 'and I quote', forget it. Well Vickie, this is of course from our general manager and uh...it says it turns out that he did hire Dolph Ziggler to Raw. But not you Vickie."
"I sense another but coming here."
"It looks like our general manager considers you a...and I will quote here. A very polarizing figure. Wait a minute...there's a little good news Vickie. It says here, you CAN have a job on Raw."
"Nooooooo..." I whine.
"If...if you win your match next week. Oh, and it's against Trish Stratus."
"Niiice.'
Vickie is of course freaking out, and then the camera pans over to the ramp and there's security walking down and gets into the ring to escort her out of the ring. She clings to Dolph's leg, but she has to let go. She goes willingly, but angrily.
"Bye Icky Vickie!"
Then they play footage from what Rock said last week to John again. After that we go to a commercial, and when we get back we see a sneap peek at Hunter's movie 'The Chaperone'. Then once that was done, we see more Rock footage before John's music plays and he comes out. Aly turns her head away and curls into Mike. John gets into the ring and does what he always does, with a mic in hand before talking.
"Well I guess they're right, they say everything's bigger in Texas. I mean, Once you're here
and you actually look around there's people as far as the eye can see! And guys at home, how about this crowd tonight. We got a lot of different people in the crowd tonight. Some people are excited, some people are very angry. I got one guy who's angry, he's angry at me."
Aly makes a scoffing noise and rolls her eyes.
"Apparently I struck a nerve, you guys know who he is, I'm talking about the Rock. I...I don't get it though because you know the Rock can...he can come out here and make fun of me. And I actually like it, I like what he had to say. Calls me various breakfast cereals and I think it's kind of funny. He does that uh...yeah it's the Fruity Pebbles, yeah Fruity Pebbles."
I laugh and Aly snickers.
"He does that impression of me, how does it go..you can't see me. You can't see me, peek-a-boo, yo yo yo." He says mocking the Rock.
"I think it's funny, it's a good schtick. But a couple weeks ago I actually said something about the Rock. And shut the front door, did he get mad! I mean bologna fudgin' mustard, he got mad. Mad at me. And he was very angry, with the fact that I addressed him in rap. He said never ever address me in rap. It's okay it's okay, I've been thinking about this and I've found a solution. Tonight I will address the Rock in Hip Hop, and that should clear everything up."
"Hey, I'm gonna be right back alright?" Mike says, looking at Aly.
"Mind if I walk with you?"
"Uh, I actually have to go do something. But it shouldn't take me long."
"Fine, go be a sneak." She moves away.
"I'll be back." He says, getting up.
"Ring." She holds out her hand.
"We don't want that damaged."
"Right." He says, taking his ring off and handing it to her to hold.
"Now you can be a sneak."
He smiles before kissing her quickly, and then grabbing the title and heading out the door.
"I almost feel bad for John...but then again...I don't."
"So here we go. It's a great crowd like I said. Last week Rock showed the whole world that his ass is soft. He talked trash from his living room and wouldn't take his glasses off. What, he couldn't afford a plane ticket, or rent a helicopter? No see Rock chose to stay home and read off a teleprompter. You can see the words in his glasses, rewind it back I caught him. Only time you see me homie, is when I'm whipping that rock bottom. They say the Rock is unbeatable, he'll put John Cena on the shelf. But after last week the only thing Rock's beating, is himself."
"And once again I'm standing here, and where's the Rock he must be misplaced. I get it, I'm
a Fruity Pebble, you're a yabba dabba disgrace. He yelled for 30 minutes bragging about himself, it made me throw up. You want to be the people's champ Rock, here's a tip just show up. And I'm so glad this thing is over, so I can cross it off my checklist. Rock didn't win, but it's okay...I'll give him a pearl necklace."
"It's not may fault Rock, you just make it too easy for me to get you. He may as well attack my dog, because every week he eats my shih tzu. But I...I made him angry, that's not what I was in it, I didn't want him to seem hurt. So to make amends I actually went out, and bought the Rock's brand new t-shirt." He says, unfolding the t-shirt that says 'I bring it via satellite'.
"Rock, make them chant your name, raise an eyebrow give us all a fun night. But don't ever call me out again dude, 'cause that's bringing a knife to a gunfight."
John's music plays, and the crowd goes crazy, but then out of nowhere Mike shows up behind him and hits him with the title.
"Sneak."
He stares at the crowd around him and raises up the title, glaring at John. He watches as he gets up again, and when he turns around he hits him a 2nd time with the title. He walks over and picks up the mic, walking back over to John, kneeling down to talk directly to him.
"Cena Cena Cena. You and your little buddy the Rock, and everybody else has disrespected me for the last time. Do you see a pattern here Cena? Everytime you and Rock get your panties in a wad, THIS is what happens to you. And if the Rock was here, the same thing would happen to him. Cena...you like to rap. Well try this one on for size. The Rock, John Cena, Macho Man and Liz...Stone Cold, Bret Hart...they're nothing compared to the Miz."
"You tell 'im." Aly smiles.
Then he stands back up.
"And one more thing...hello Rock." He says getting close to the camera.
"Whoa close up much?" I comment.
"I'm not complaining." Aly giggles.
"We haven't been properly introduced...I'm the Miz, the WWE Champion. And star of Wrestlemania. YOU on the otherhand are only the host of Wrestlemania. So you should
know your role, and be the best Ryan Seacrest that you can be."
"Ohhhhh...nice."
"And if you have the guts to show up to Raw or Wrestlemania, let me tell you exactly what will happen. I will take your little eyebrow, your 45 catchphrases, your sunglasses, your father, your grandfather, roll them all up into a ball, flip it sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass!"
"Whoa. I knew he was mad but wow."
"Because I'm the Miz...and I'm..." Mike stops as he sees John getting back up.
He storms over, picking him up and gives him the Skull Crushing finale, then stand in front of him. He then starts taking his elbowpad off, and imitates one of the Rock's moves. He gets back up and picks up the mic.
"Aaaaawesoooomeee!" He finishes and smiles at the camera as his music plays.
"That was epic."
"You can expect Rock to respond to that of course."
"That's a given."
The screen fades, due to the end of the show, and we wait for Mike to come back.
"Well since we're waiting for him to get back, I'm gonna go change."
"Alright. You want me to go with you?"
"I think I'll be fine, but thanks for asking." I say, sitting up and swinging my legs off the couch.
"Okay."
Then I get up without getting dizzy this time, and head out the door and to the locker room to change.
"Well the night was mostly good."
"Yeah." Alex nods.