We're all back in LA at Mike's condo, because tonight Mike and Aly are going to Conan where he's the guest. I got up before Alex did and got changed and whatnot, before grabbing my iPod and a book that I haven't read in forever out of my bag. I quietly make my way out of the room, and go through the livingroom and kitchen to head outside on the roof to read outside, where it's warm out and to get fresh air. I sit and read for a while before I hear the door slide open. I'm too into the book to notice anyone walking out and over to me. All of a sudden my chair moves and I yelp in surprise. I look behind me to see Mike, with an amused look on his face.
"Jeez Mike, are you trying to give me a heart attack?"
"Couldn't resist." He snickers.
"Haha very funny." I say dryly.
"I thought so."
"So anyway, what's up?"
"Nothing, just came out to see what you were doing."
"Ah, well I'm just enjoying the warm weather...which we never get wherever we are for Raw or whatever. Plus I haven't read this book in the longest time, catching up on my reading."
"Ah. Yeah, this is nice weather."
"So, Conan tonight huh?"
"Yeah. Its going to be fun."
"Going to be your usual entertaining self, like on Jimmy Fallon."
"Of course."
"Should be interesting to watch, can't wait." I laugh.
Mike laughs as well.
"So I'm guessing the other two are still sleeping?" I ask, referring to Aly and Alex.
"Yeah." He nods.
"What're you reading anyway?" He adds, asking me.
"Nothing." I say, closing the book and flipping it over so he don't see the cover.
"Oh come on."
"You're gonna razz me for it."
"So?"
"So...I don't need you razzing me about it."
"Aw come on, you're no fun."
"You know if you really wanted to find out, you'd grab the book and see for yourself."
He goes to do so.
"Ahh no!"
"Yes!"
He manages to get it, and flips it over to read the cover.
"Really? Out of all the books out there, you chose this one?" He asks, after seeing that it's the 4th book in the Twilight series.
"Shut up."
"And give me my book back."
"Alright...twilighter." He teases, snickering.
"Haha, now give it back."
He snickers again and hands it to me.
"Thank you and the correct term is Twihard, not twilighter for your information."
"Whatever." He laughs.
"Alright, I'm going back inside." I say, getting up and heading inside with my things.
"Okay."
I head in and start walking back to the bedroom to put my things away. But I'm not paying attention and end up bumping into someone.
"Oof."
"Do you know where you're going?" I hear Alex ask, laughing.
"Wasn't paying attention." I giggle and look up at him.
"I didn't think so." He chuckles, leaning down to kiss me.
"PDA-A-A." We hear Aly's voice from behind Alex.
"Shut up Windy." Alex says as he briefly breaks from my lips.
"Couldn't help it." She laughs as she walks past.
"Good morning to you too." I say to her.
"Morning." She stifles a yawn.
"Mike's outside if you're wondering where he is."
"Ah, okay."
"Scared me to death out there earlier."
"Hah, nice."
"And he's razzing me because of what I'm reading."
"Twilight again?"
"Yes, haven't read the last book in forever."
She shakes her head in amusement, heading over to the kitchen.
"You're gonna have to move so I put my things back in the room." I say to Alex, laughing.
"One last kiss."
"Oh alright."
He kisses me again but draws it out a little longer this time. He pulls away, and leans his forehead against mine before kissing me once again quickly. I then walk around him and head to the bedroom to put my things in there. Aly on the other hand, has slipped outside to see Mike leaning against the wall, staring out into the distance. She steps up behind him and snakes her arms around him, snuggling into his back.
"Morning." You mumble.
"Morning." He replies softly, resting a hand on her arms.
"What're you doing?" She asks.
"Just enjoying the nice weather."
"Mmm...it is nice out here."
"Better than what we've been dealing with everywhere besides here."
"Yeah." She agrees.
"Which is why I chose to move here."
"Makes sense."
"Speaking of places we live, I think we'll be in Chicago Monday."
"Ooh yay, a night at home." She smiles.
"I'm sure your parents will want to see us too. I mean they haven't seen us since
what...Thanksgiving."
"Yeah, seems like its been forever."
"I'm sure if they've been paying attention to the show, they'd know we were married early."
"I sent them an email with pictures, remember?"
"Oh yeah, that's right. Oops my bad."
She giggles.
"They'll really want to see us now."
"Yes they will."
"Just be prepared for major huggage from my mom." She laughs.
"I'll keep that in mind." Mike chuckles, then he undos her arms and pulls her around.
"Hi." She giggles as their eyes meet.
"Hi." He repeats, smiling.
"Love you." She says, after leaning up and brushing her lips against his.
"Love you too."
She snuggles into him.
"So, excited for Conan tonight?" He asks.
"Yeah, it should be fun."
"If it's anything like Jimmy Fallon, it should be vey entertaining."
"Yeah." She giggles.
"But I doubt there's going to be some epic entrance on Conan."
"That's okay."
"You don't need an epic entrance to look even more awesome. You're plenty awesome as it
is." She adds.
"You think so?"
"I KNOW so."
"How do you know?"
"Because I'm your wife and I love you."
"I love you too." He smiles.
She smiles up at him and squeezes him gently.
"So, what do you want to do today? You can pick." He asks.
"Hmm...think it's warm enough for the beach?"
"Yeah, it should be. It feels warm enough."
"Let's do that then."
"Well, let's go get ready then."
"You gotta let go." She giggles.
"Awww."
"Or we could stay here, your choice."
"No, the beach is good."
"Well let go then, goofball."
"Alright alright." He laughs.
She pokes him.
"We're never going to make it at this rate." She laughs.
"In a rush are we?"
"No...just making an observation."
"Okay...let's get ready then." He says, letting her go.
She laces their fingers together as they go inside. She walks past Alex who's lounging on the couch, and sneakily ruffles his hair and keeps going on her way.
"Hey!"
She just laughs and walks down the hall and into the bedroom. Alex grumbles a little.
"What's all the grumbling about?" I ask, walking back from the bedroom and out to Alex.
"Messed with my hair again." Alex says.
"Awwww." I giggle, sitting next to him.
He puts his arms around me.
"Hmph."
"You'll live."
He makes a face.
"Hey now...no faces."
"Why not?"
"Because, you won't get any lip gloss if you continue the faces. And this time it's candy
flavored."
He stops the faces.
"Good, but now you gotta wait a while."
"Aww..."
"Do you want her to come back out and sing PDA again?"
"No."
"Then we can save it for later..."
"Alright." He slowly agrees.
"It's not gonna kill you, you know."
"What can I say, I can't get enough." Alex kisses my cheek.
"I love you."
"You're a dork, but I love you too."
He smiles and leans his head against mine. Then as we sit there, I can feel him start to play with my hair which was tied up.
"Having fun?"
"Yes...but I wish this was down."
"It's warm out, I always tie my hair up when it's warm out."
"Aww."
"I'll let it down later...when the sun goes down and it's a bit cooler out."
"Okay."
"We'll have the condo to ourselves at that time anyway..."
"Oh yeah." Alex grins.
"We all know what's gonna happen with you two alone here while we're gone." We hear Aly
say from behind us, giggling.
"Shark Boy." She pats Alex on the head.
"Don't touch the hair." He says, swatting at her.
"And what are you going to do if I do?"
"Oh you know."
"Suuuure."
"Don't make me get off this couch."
"Don't bother, we're heading to the beach anyway."
"Which means your alone time starts early."
"Sweet." Alex grins.
"Have fun you two." Mike chuckles, before she and him head out the door.
~Mike and Aly~
"I think Alex enjoys their alone time a little much." She laughs as Mike and her head down to
the car.
"He takes after me." Mike chuckles.
"That's true."
"As you would say, he learned from the best." She adds.
Mike laughs and agrees. Eventually he pulls up to the beach, and parks. They both get out and grab their things, before walking out onto the sand. As usual she takes off her shoes and sticks her feet in the sand.
"I missed the beach."
"Well it's been too cold lately for the beach where we've been. It's actually nice to come back here."
"Yeah."
They pick a spot to put their things, and she lays out a towel to sit on in the sand. She looks over at Mike, and sees that he's starting to take his shirt off. She whistles playfully.
"Work it baby!" She teases.
"You like this a little too much don't you?"
"Maybe so." She just laughs.
"Maybe I should do it more often for you."
"You should." She agrees.
"I'll keep the idea in mind, that's for sure." He smiles.
She giggles and puts up her hair before taking off her cover-up. He walks over, and sits down next to her with his sunglasses over his eyes. She slides her own sunglasses on and leans against him.
"We need to come back here more often." She comments.
"Yeah, we'll have to keep that in mind when we have breaks." Mike nods.
"Maybe another one of those times where we go off on our own. Like how Dolce and DC went off to Florida and we went to Austrailia."
"Good idea."
She smiles and reaches up to hug his arm.
"Just think, nobody walking in on us...very little interruptions..." She trails off.
"...and I do love that." He adds.
"I know you do." She giggles.
"We'll plan a week to do that."
"Sounds good."
"After Raw of course."
"Of course."
"Then we would have the whole week to ourselves."
"That would be great." She kisses him quickly and he smiles.
"It's gonna have to wait until after Wrestlemania though."
"I know." She sighs.
"But, the week will pass by before you know it."
"I guess."
"But just wait until Wrestlemania. Think about it, this is your very first Wrestlemania as a part of the WWE."
"I know...I can't help but wish I got to experience being a champion at Wrestlemania though.
I guess I'll have to settle for watching from the sidelines."
"You'll always be a champion to me." He smiles.
She smiles and kisses his cheek.
"And no matter what happens at Wrestlemania for you...you'll always be a champion to me as well." She says to him.
"Just like you've always been." She adds.
"Love you." He smiles, kissing her quickly.
"Love you too." She responds, pulling him back.
"I haven't had a proper kiss yet today." She continues.
"Oh really?"
"Really. I think somebody needs to fix that.."
"And that someone...is you."
He raises and eyebrow.
"I could always go pick someone else if you're not up to it." She teases.
"Nooooo." He whines.
"Better fix it then."
"Oh I'll fix it alright..."
"Really."
"Really." He smirks.
"You know, I think I see some cute guys playing volleyball down there."
"What? Oh no you don't..." He trails off, immediately sealing his lips to hers.
She giggles and then falls quiet as he makes sure it's a very thorough kiss.
"You are so easy to tease." She says breathleslly when he pulls away.
"Only because you know how to get to me."
"I know I do. Just like you know how to get to me too."
"That I do." He smiles.
"I'm going to get in the water." She untangles herself from him and drops her sunglasses in her bag.
"I'll come with you."
She just gives a sly smile and dashes to the water.
"Heyyyy!"
"Gotta be faster!"
"No fair!"
She laughs as she wades into the water. He runs after her, and catches up. When she least expects it, he grabs her around the waist. She squeals in surprise.
"Got you."
"So you did." She giggles, turning in his grasp.
"Love you." She says, kissing him gently on the lips.
"Love you too."
They swim around and what not for a while. Meanwhile Alex and I are back at the condo cuddling.
"...we're alone..." Alex says after a few moments of silence.
"Yes goofball, we're alone." I laugh.
"Your goofball."
"Yes, in almost two months you'll be my goofball of a husband."
"I can't wait." He grins.
"That makes two of us."
"Mine forever." He squeezes me.
"Forever." I repeat, smiling.
He leans down and kisses me gently. After he pulls away, I open my eyes.
"Nice hair." I giggle, noticing his messy hair.
"Yeah yeah." He fixes it.
"What? I think it's cute."
"You would."
"Yes I would. Just like I would say you're very distracting again."
"You know you love it." He laughs.
"Well there's no hiding that. Because you see right through me."
"Yes I do."
"And I can see right through you."
"Right."
"I can tell you want more of the lip gloss, since you got two tastes of it already this morning."
He grins.
"But that's too bad for you, because you have to wait now."
"Aww."
"But you know, I can get you to let me have it." He adds.
"And how are you planning on doing that, hmm?"
"You know I have my ways."
"Suuuure."
"Don't underestimate me."
"Right..."
"I'm being serious."
"Okay."
We sit there in silence, until he gets an idea. He looks over at me with that smirk of his, waiting for me to react.
"...what?"
He says nothing, still smirking at me.
"You're going to be sneaky aren't you..."
"I think I should go, before you do decide to be sneaky..." I add, starting to get up.
"No!" He pulls me back down.
"Someone's persistant..."
"...mine..." He nuzzles my neck.
"...no shark..."
"Why not?"
"Because..."
"Because why?"
"Well..." I trail off, trying to come up with a good reason.
"Come on..."
"I'm thinking...give me a minute."
"See, you don't even have a good reason."
"Oh I'll give you a reason alright."
He raises an eyebrow. I turn to look at him and I smile, before immediately seal my lips with his in one of those intense kisses. He pulls me over onto his lap without breaking the kiss. The two of us stay like that for a while, only breaking briefly for air.
"There's my reason."
"I can deal with that." Alex remarks before going back to my lips.
I giggle, resting my hands on his shoulders while his rest on my hips this time. He makes it deeper, drawing me in closer to him. The ringing of my phone, which was sitting on the table in front of us is what interrupted us.
"Don't answer it." He mumbles.
"At least let me see who it is."
He sighs, after pulling away.
"Fine..."
I reach over and grab my phone, looking at the screen. I see the letters 'JC'. I sigh in a bit of anger and touch 'ignore' on the screen, then shut off my phone.
"I told you."
"Alex...just don't."
"Sorry." He kisses my forehead.
"It's okay, I think I need more air." I say, getting off his lap and standing up, placing my phone back on the table.
"Do you want me to come or no?"
"I think I'll be fine out there by myself."
"Alright."
I start to walk away.
"Babe?"
"Yeah?" I ask.
"I love you."
"Love you too." I smile, before sliding open the door and walking out, sliding it shut behind me.
Alex sighs and decides to watch some tv. Back with Aly and Mike, they've come out of the
water after swimming around for a while and they decided to just relax on the beach for now. Mike lays on his back on the towel, she lays beside him on her stomach, half draped over him with her head tucked against his neck. He has an arm wrapped around her and he runs his hand up and down her arm. She closes her eyes and enjoys the feeling, humming faintly.
"This is nice." He comments.
"Mmhmm."
"Would so stay here all day if we could."
"Yeah." She agrees.
"But hey, we can always come back tomorrow. Stay for the whole day."
"Sure."
"Yay beach day." He chuckles.
"Those are always fun." She giggles.
"We all can have a beach day...I think we need to get the other two out into the fresh air and
not staying inside all the time."
"Yeah, that sounds good."
"You get to see me take off my shirt again." He chuckles.
She laughs.
"I know you love it."
"I do."
"And I love you." She adds.
"Love you too princess." He lays a kiss on her shoulder.
"Forever." She smiles.
"Forever." Mike echoes.
Her phone starts going off in her bag. She doesn't move though, having recognized the
special ringtone.
"He has some nerve calling you..." Mike comments.
"I don't care. I'm not answering."
"He's lucky I forgive him at all after what he did." She adds.
"I know." Mike says, continuing to rub her arm soothingly since she tensed when he phone went off.
"Maybe it would help to turn your phone off?"
She reaches up and fishes around with her hand until she grabs her phone. She holds the power button until it goes completely off. Then she tosses it back into her bag.
"Better."
"Now you can relax."
"Mmm..." She says, sinking into his arms.
"Just focus on the sound of the waves, and everything. Be calm."
She closes her eyes again and lays there peacefully. After a while of laying there, Mike suggested that they both get lunch before heading back to the condo for the rest of the time, before heading to Conan later tonight. They go and find someplace to eat and slowly make their way back to the condo afterwards. When they get back, they only find Alex sitting and watching tv...not me sitting there with him.
"Hey...where's Dolce?"
"Outside."
"I'm gonna go talk to her." She says, pulling away from Mike's side.
She makes her way over to the sliding door and opens it, walking out and closing it behind
her. She sees me sitting down at the table, not really paying attention to anything. She sits beside me and lightly grasps my hand.
"You want to talk?"
"Huh...oh uh, it was John. He called me. The nerve of him after what he did."
"He called me too."
"Probably because he couldn't get a hold of me."
"Probably. I shut my phone off. I didn't want to hear it."
"I shut mine off too, after I pressed 'ignore'."
"He's not getting off easy this time."
"Not at all." I agree.
"You enjoy your alone time with Alex?"
"Don't I always?" I laugh.
"Of course." She giggles.
"What about you? Enjoy the beach?"
"Definitely. We want to go back tomorrow and we want you guys to come."
"Sure, sounds like fun."
"Ready to go back inside?"
"Yeah, I think I must've lost track of time sitting out here." I laugh.
She laughs and hugs me before we both get up and go back inside.
"Look who's alive." She jokes, referring to me.
The boys laugh.
"Shut up." I laugh, swatting at her.
She sticks her tongue out and laughs.
"You okay now?" Alex asks, as I walk back over to him.
"I'm fine." I smile, and sit on his lap.
"Good." He smiles, kissing me quickly.
Aly sinks onto Mike's lap as well, curling up against him.
"You look tired." I say to her.
"Kind of."
"The beach will do that to you."
"I know."
"If you wanna go take a nap, it's okay with me. Alex and I will be fine out here ourselves."
"That's a good idea. Can't have you falling asleep at Conan." Mike says as he gets up,
holding her in his arms.
"Happy napping." I smile, as he takes her away to the bedroom.
She waves, laughing a little. Then a wrap my arms securely around Alex's waist, and laying my head on his shoulder. He puts his arms around me and lays his head against mine.
"You're amazing, you know that right?" I comment.
"Back at you."
"But you're more amazing."
"No, you."
"Noooo..."
"Yes..."
"We're equally amazing.."
"Okay." He chuckles.
"You know what...I think you mister need to get dressed." I say, poking him.
"But then I'd have to let you go."
"Not if you bring me with you. Won't have to let go for at least a while longer."
He agrees and picks me up, heading into the other bedroom.
"But now you're gonna have to let me go...unfortunately." I laugh.
"Aw."
"But won't be for long, if you get dressed quicker."
He realizes I'm right, and hurriedly goes to change. I sit on the bed, giggling because I'm
hearing noises from the bathroom. He finally comes out and puts his dirty clothes away before climbing onto the bed and wrapping himself around me.
"Dropping stuff because you were in a rush again?"
"Maybe."
"Goof."
"Yours."
"Yes I know, we've established that tons of times before."
"I know."
"I still like saying it though." I comment.
"I know you do." He chuckles.
"Goof goof goof goof goof."
Alex laughs.
"Two can play at that game...you're mine mine mine mine mine." He adds.
"You sound like the seagulls from Finding Nemo." I giggle.
"I am no seagull." He laughs.
"I didn't say that, I just said you sounded like one."
"I do not sound like one."
"Yes."
"Nooo..."
"Yessss."
"If anything, I'm the shark in that movie."
"Fish are friends, not food." I recite laughing.
"And Mike is the piranha...haha it all makes sense." I add, still laughing.
"I guess it does." Alex laughs.
~FF To Conan~
Now Mike and Aly are backstage at conan, hanging out until it was time to go out.
"I have a feeling I'm going to be laughing pretty hard by the end of this."
"Well I am very entertaining."
"Yes you are." She smiles.
"But you know, you should be the first guest...instead of waiting to be the last."
"I know, they don't understand how awesome I am."
"No they don't." She agrees, giggling.
He grins a little. She slides her arms around his chest and they stand there, swaying back
and forth. After a while, they're both told that it's time to head out and wait behind the curtain to come out after the commercial break. She squeezes his arm and gives him a little smile. They walk out and stand behind the curtain, getting ready since the commercial break is about to end. Mike's then introduced, after some Raw clips of him. The curtain opens and they both walk out, with Mike holding up the title in the air, before walking over and shaking Conan's hand and then sitting down. Some people int he audience were doing a 'Rocky' chant and Mike just looks at them weirdly.
Aly just shakes her head.
"You get chants all the time when there's WWE fans, all the time."
"...and they scream 'awesome' that's your thing."
"Awesome, awful, honestly I'm actually amazed that people are cheering for me. Normally I
get booed."
"This is true." Aly giggles.
"You get booed."
"I get booed out of the building, people usually don't like me."
"Because you like that don't you?"
"I enjoy it, yes. I embrace it. I guess it's 'cause I say things how they are."
"Yeah."
"You know I'm just an honest person."
"Yes."
Aly nods slightly.
"And kinda like uh...when I won the WWE Championship, it was..."
"Oh did you? Oh yes yes." Conan jokes, then laughs as Mike is talking.
"I don't know if you recognize this, but I'm the WWE Champion. I'm the most must see WWE
Champion in history. I'm on talk shows, I'm on everything. I can't help it, I'm not a bragger
though, I'm not a bragger."
"Not at all yeah. Haha, so I love trying to carry that thing around..." Conan laughs, referring to
the title on Mike's shoulder.
Aly watches them, laughing.
"You have no idea. You have no idea. Just feel how heavy that is." Mike says, handing him
the title.
"Whoa!"
"You know what it's like to..."
"What an incredible gift."
"You have it upside down. How dare you have it upside down?" Mike exclaims, as Conan
stands up holding it around his waist...upside down.
She can't help but laugh.
"It's upside down...upside down Conan. There you go." Mike says after Conan flips it the
right way.
Then Conan puts one foot up on the desk all tough-like and then sits back down.
"Conan a little too much."
"Yeah, it is quite...now I'm serious...my first question, this is a real question. How do you get
this through airport security?"
"Actually you know what? I've figured out a way to take anything through airport security. Just
bring the WWE Championship, because let's face it...when it goes through the x-rays, they'll
see it and then they'll want to take pictures with it."
"We get stopped all the time." Aly says, nodding at the comment.
"And then they'll bring everyone across. So whenever you guys have a line at TSA it's me. I
apologize, it's..."
"And now they will boo you. Now..."
"Exactly, this is how I can..." Mike starts to say before he's cut off by boos.
"Thank you thank you, I'm used to it...I'm used to it." Mike says, settling in the chair.
"I like that move." Conan says, doing this head bob twitchy thing.
"By the way, how many times...how many times have you ever had a guest been booed on
your show?"
"Uh let's see uh..."
"I'm a first timer."
"Wow."
"You like this? I just answered your question for you."
And then Conan cracks up again.
Aly snickers.
"You do have a great catchphrase, let's hear it again."
"It's I'm the Miz...pause..."
"Pause...important."
"...and I'm...pause."
"Pause."
The crowd shouts out 'awesome', and Mike smiles.
"...awesome!"
Aly shakes her head in amusement.
"Very nice, now..."
"Do you actually have to say pause everytime?" The other guy asks, and Conan cracks up.
"I actually brought you guys some t-shirts if you uh...I believe it's somewhere..." Mike says,
looking behind him for the t-shirts.
"Maybe not. Maybe not, I told them to put t-shirts out. I put...I put t-shirts out there, they don't
put them around."
"I brought a little gift for you, oh wait a minute no I didn't." Conan cracks up again.
Aly's trying not to laugh as they search. She pokes Mike in the side.
"What?" He asks.
She moves her hands on her lap and there sits the shirts.
"You sneak."
She just laughs.
"There we go, we got them. My wife had them. Yes, I brought t-shirts for you guys." Mike says
handing a shirt to Conan.
"Oh look at that."
"There you go."
Conan unfolds the shirt and puts it up to him with a real serious look on his face.
"Where's my hat? They took my hat! They took my furry hat. It would've been such a great
combo platter right now." He says, taking the shirt and just throwing it off to the side.
Aly looks amused.
"Right now the stagehand is trying it on."
"Yeah...stagehands are backstage...rawr! Anywho uh...yeah that's very nice I'll cherish that
um..." Conan says, looking around for the shirt.
Mike looks at him with an amused 'wtf' look, and Conan laughs. Conan gets up and takes
off his suit jacket.
"How dare you?"
Then Conan climbs over his desk and steps in front of Mike, joking that he's going to fight
him and the other guy jokingly holds Mike back. Aly laughs, watching them. Conan goes
back behind his desk as Mike fixes his suit.
"How dare you?"
"I'm sorry." Conan laughs.
"I bring a t-shirt out of the goodness of my heart, and you sit there and go 'yeah, I'll wear it'."
Mike says, pretending to throw a shirt away, and sits back down as Conan gets his jacket
back on.
"Unbelievable, dress him up can't take him anywhere." Mike adds.
"I'm sorry, you just infused me with your dickiness." Conan jokes.
Aly tries to stifle a laugh.
"I'm a nice guy! I'm a nice guy! I'm a nice guy!"
"I know I know! Phew!"
"By the way, what's with Coco?" Mike asks suddenly.
"I don't know."
"What's with Coco?"
"I didn't start it."
"No, you you you you...why do people call you Coco? It sounds like a chihuahua."
"Here Coco..." Mike imitates someone calling a dog with the kissy noises and the patting
on his knees.
"Here Coco...no!"
"Get him everyone."
Aly giggles.
"That is not...that is just not a good name for you. You are Conan O'Brien, you are king of
late night. You need something more. Um off the top of my head, Conan O'Brien you're the
COB. You are the original late night G. Okay okay I'm warming up, I'm warming up. He has
red hair right? Alright so maybe you're the redheaded mess of TBS."
Aly just looks back and forth between Mike and Conan in amusement.
"Hold on hold on. If you think that's good, wait for it people. I got the best one. This one says
I have fought, I have kicked, I screamed, I got my late show back to entertain the millions of
fans...of Conan O'Brien fans. Your new name is no longer Coco...it is the Ginga Ninja."
She cracks up.
They get up and hug, before sitting back down.
"Alright, and your new catchphrase."
"I got to have a catchphrase?"
"Yes, you have to have your own catchphrase. You're the Ginga Ninja, and your
catchphrase...step into my dojo, mofo. Because you're about to get whooped, hi-yah!"
This makes her laugh harder.
"Step into my dojo, mofo." Conan repeats.
"Because you're about to get whooped, hi-yah!"
"Wait that's a lot."
"That's a lot but you..."
"Can I cut the last part?"
"You can."
"And just say, step into my dojo, moj...wait."
"Ahhh! You're ruining your own catchphrase."
"QUIET!" Conan yells, jokingly.
Aly's leaning against Mike, just laughing.
"I need a minute to get into it." Conan says, taking the title and holding it to his waist.
"Feel it, feel it, feel the title."
"Step into my dojo, mofo." Conan tries again, then does this little bow thing.
Aly laughs harder.
"And now watch this Conan. Everyone stay with me...Ginga Ninja." Mike says then clapping and he gets the chant and clapping going.
She manages to do it while still laughing a little.
"There you go."
"You just...thank you. You just ruined my life." Conan cracks up.
"Well wait, would you rather be called Coco or the Ginga Ninja?"
"All I have to say is thank you, Wrestlemania 27 airs live on pay per view on Sunday April 3rd.
Come back soon, you're hilarious."
"Thank you very much." Mike shakes Conan's hand, and then Conan says that they'll be
back with the musical guest.
Mike talks a little with Conan and the other guy. By the time he looks at Aly, she's finally pretty
much calmed down.
"You okay now?" He asks, chuckling a bit.
"Yes. You two were hilarious. I mean I knew you would be but wow." She laughs.
"What can I say, I'm a funny guy."
"Yes you are." She agrees, kissing his cheek.
"Ready to get out of here?"
"Yeah."
They both get up and shake hands with Conan, before walking back over to the curtain, and
heading backstage. From there they head out and get into the car, and head back to the
condo. They get there and go inside. When they get inside, it's dark except for the light
coming from the tv. Then they see that Alex and I are curled up on the couch. I'm asleep,
laying on his chest but he's still awake.
"Hey." They greet him quietly.
"Hey." He greets back quietly.
"Have fun?" He asks
"Loads."
"It looked like it, we were watching."
"Cool."
"Ginga Ninja Mike?" He laughs.
"Yes, ginga ninja." Mike chuckles.
"Don't forget about the catchphrase...step into my dojo, mofo." Aly snickers and they all
laugh.
"Alright, I'm going to sleep." She yawns.
"Me too." Mike nods.
"Yeah, that's a good idea. We should be getting to sleep too, even though she's already
passed out." Alex agrees.
Alex scoops me up and gets off the couch. We all say goodnight and head to the bedrooms.