"Last time on Beyond the Set:
The cast was introduced into the world of spies via a poorly executed James Bond challenge. Heather spun a trap for Tyler, and set him up so he would vote off Lindsay. Duncan made a few passes at Gwen, which didn't end up so well for the punk. Justin also had something to worry about- with his girlfriend in her own trio, it looks like future conflict is inevitable. So, tune in today to see what other drama will unfold here on:
CAMP TV:
BEYOND THE SET!"
(Intro)
"Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without," Trent sang.
It was early morning, and Trent was walking back to the boy's trailers after eating breakfast. He was making his way past the confessional when he noticed Tyler and Heather in the distance.
"Please, let's just talk!" Tyler begged, "Seriously, I did what you asked!"
"I don't know what you're talking about," Heather retorted, "I've never spoken to you before."
"Oh come on!" Tyler pleaded.
Heather and Tyler started to get close to where Trent was, so he hid inside of the make-up confessional.
CONFESSIONAL: Trent
"Okay, if I didn't know any better, I would say that since Lindsay was eliminated last night, Heather must have bribed or tricked Tyler into voting for her, in an effort to break up a couple, eliminate a finalist from last season, and throw Tyler off his game all at the same time. But that can't be it, right?... Right?"
(End Confessional)
"Yeah, I think I have a pretty good shot at winning this season," Duncan smirked, "let's be honest, I was the best player at the island until I was betrayed and voted off."
"Dude, will you shut up already?" Justin asked, "That's all you've been saying for the past three hours. 'I'm the best this, I'm the best that, rabble rabble rabble'."
"So?" Duncan asked, "It's true, isn't it?"
"No," Justin said, "it isn't."
The two were in the boys trailer arguing when Trent rushed in.
"Justin, I need to talk to you!" Trent exclaimed.
"What?" Justin demanded, "I'm busy!"
Trent grabbed Justin, and pulled him outside of the trailer.
"OW!" Justin exclaimed, "Okay, okay, I'm listening!"
"I think something is up with Tyler and Heather," Trent said, "I saw Tyler following Heather around today. He said something about doing what she asked him to do, but she claimed she never spoke to him before. There's that, and plus Lindsay was eliminated last night."
"Okay, so?" Justin said, "Girls are like that sometimes. As for Tyler, well, he's… Tyler. It isn't anything to worry about."
"I'm telling you!" Trent said, "I think we better at least look into Heather a bit more!"
"And I'M telling you," Justin began, "there's nothing to- ohhhh, I think I know what this is about."
"What?" Trent asked.
"You totally have the hots for Heather!" Justin exclaimed.
"What?" Trent demanded, "That's ridiculous!"
"It's okay man," Justin said, "I mean, she is pretty hot. Why don't you go talk to her or something? Accusing someone of weird stuff like that won't earn you a date."
"No, Justin, I'm serious-"
"Well, I'll be in the trailer," Justin smirked, "let me know how it goes."
Justin then walked into the trailer, slamming the door behind him.
Trent face palmed.
"Well," he sighed, "if Justin won't help me, I'll just have to find out more about Heather on my own. Or, ask Cody for- never mind, I'll do it on my own."
And hour or so later, Chris gathered everyone for the challenge.
"Okay guys," Chris said, "today's film is the comedy movie Let's Go to Prison. Some of you will have the advantage, having been to prison already."
"Yep," Duncan smirked, "I did some time myself. It isn't so bad though- I had to fight a few inmates here and there, but no one messed with Duncan a second time."
Gwen rolled her eyes.
"Actually, I wasn't talking about you, Duncan," Chris said, "I was referring to Izzy."
"BOOM BOOM!"
"Yes, that's beautiful. Now, here's the thing about prison movies- to go to prison, you have to commit a crime. That's why we'll be taking you to a convenience store, where each team will have a set amount of time to commit as many crimes as you can," Chris explained.
"Are you sure this is legal?" Sadie asked.
"Relax," Cody said, "we're using a fake convenience store anyway. Right Chris?"
"Right," Chris chuckled nervously, "and uh, make sure you hurry back here, because uh… we're on a tight schedule and all. Then I'll take you to the fake prison we have set up, and we'll have the immunity challenge."
"BOOM BOOM!"
"Yes Izzy," Chris sighed, "boom boom, indeed. Now, we better get going if we're planning to finish this episode on time."
A while later, everyone arrived at the store.
"Okay," Chris said, "I'll let Team Isaak go first since they lost last time. You have five minutes. REMEMBER: don't do anything that will amount to a felony. I will at that point be contractually obligated to dismiss you from the competition. So, Team Isaak, pick one person on your team to send forward ."
"I'll do it," Duncan smiled, "I mean, I have the most criminal experience here."
"Duncan," Gwen sighed, "you're so full of it."
"I nominate Izzy," Katie said, "Chris DID say she's been to prison."
"I second that," Gwen agreed.
"Me too," Ezekiel said.
"Ezekiel!" Duncan exclaimed, hitting the boy on the back of the head.
"Sorry boss," Ezekiel grumbled.
"We pick Izzy," Gwen called.
"Izzy it is," Chris said.
"Yaay!" Izzy cheered, "Okay, get back everyone!"
With that, the red head ran into the store. She emerged a few minutes later.
"I didn't see you do anything illegal in there," Chris snapped.
As if on cue, the entire building exploded.
"HOLY H. JON BENJAMIN!" Cody exclaimed.
"IZZY!" Chris exclaimed, "I said nothing that amounted to a felony!"
"Oh, um, sorry," Izzy chuckled.
Suddenly, sirens were heard in the distance.
"Chris," Bridgette said, "I thought you told us this challenge was legal."
"Uh," Chris said, "I lied. RUN!"
The host then took off running away from the crew.
"Oh, come on guys," Sadie smiled, "he's bluffing."
"If he's bluffing," Noah said, now panicked, "then why are there COP CARS COMING RIGHT FOR US?"
Everyone turned, and saw Noah was right. A fleet of six cars was heading straight towards the contestants.
"Well," Justin said, "we're boned."
The next thing everyone knew, they were locked up behind bars.
"Doesn't anyone think it's weird they locked us all up together?" Katie asked.
"And the fact that we didn't even get a trial?" Noah asked, "Yeah, something is up."
"You guys just got PUNK'D!" Chris' voice announced over the intercom, "I set this whole thing up!"
"Why am I not surprised," Noah asked.
"So," Chris said, "we'll move on to part two of today's challenge. You probably didn't notice, but there's two toilet bowls in your jail cell. And the water also might smell a bit funny."
"Ew, Chris!" Sadie exclaimed, "Please tell me you didn't-"
"Relax," Chris said, "it's movie related. See, in it, one of the inmates made wine using the toilet. Chef will be coming around in a few minutes with various ingredients. The base of the wine has already been prepared, you just need to make it taste awesome."
"Who cares about the taste?" Duncan asked, "None of us are going to be trying it!"
"Yeah, but I will!" Chris snapped, "I'm all out of beer, and I can't leave the set to go to the store! So YOU are going to MAKE me some good toilet wine! Immunity is on the line here!"
"Wow, that guy needs help," Noah commented.
"I HEARD THAT!" Chris shouted, "Just start making your wine!"
"Okay," Sadie said, "even if the last part of the challenge was legal, there's no way THIS is."
"Sadie, you're not making any friends here," Justin said, "just make Chris his wine."
"Justin!" Bridgette exclaimed, "Could you be just a little nicer?"
"I am being nice," Justin insisted.
"Justin, just stop talking," Noah sighed, "you have the personality of a dying goat."
"HEY!" Justin said, "I have a great personality!"
"Uh huh," Noah said, "whatever makes the tears stop."
CONFESSIONAL: Justin
"If Bridgette hadn't been watching, Noah would seriously not be alive right now!"
(End Confessional)
Soon enough, however, Chef rolled around with a cart filled with various fruits and spices.
"Be careful children," Chef warned, "I catch any of you drinking that stuff, and you'll get a whoopin'."
The two teams set to work.
"What flavor should we make?" Heather asked.
"UH, what about Pomegranate?" Sadie asked, "I've never seen that flavor of wine before."
"You're crazy," Noah said, "Chris is allergic to Pomegranates."
"Uh, how do you know that?" Justin asked.
"Because I can," Noah said.
"Creepy," Justin muttered.
"Wait," Bridgette said, "does anyone know how to make wine?"
No one said anything, except Noah, who face-palmed.
"Seriously?" the brainiac asked, "NO ONE?"
"No, Poindexter," Justin said, "some of us were too busy having friends to learn how to do this kind of thing."
"Whatever," Noah said, "I'll take care of it, just like the last challenge."
Team Isaak wasn't having as good of luck.
"Okay, maybe we just mash up a bunch of fruit and throw it in?" Gwen asked, "Tyler, what do you think?"
"Lindsay…" Tyler groaned.
"You have to get over her," Gwen said, "I don't know how she got voted out, but I'm sure she would have wanted you to go on."
CONFESSIONAL: Tyler
"Lindsay!" (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
(End Confessional)
"Whatever," Duncan said, "let's go with Gwen's idea, she's the smartest one here."
"Okay, Duncan," Gwen sighed, "quit agreeing with me all the time."
"Okay," Duncan nodded.
"I said stop agreeing! No, wait-"
Duncan shrugged, grabbed a bunch of grapes from the cart, squashed them together, and threw it into the wine.
"That should be good," Duncan smiled, "better than anything team Bowie can come up with, at any rate."
Suddenly, Chris walked into the jail cell.
"Alright," he said, "time for wine tasting."
He pulled a wine glass out of his pocket, and headed over to Team Isaak's toilet.
"What, do you just carry a wine glass around?" Heather asked.
"What do you care?" Chris snapped, "And yes."
Chris got a glassful of Team Isaak's wine, brought it to his nose and- threw the glass straight at the wall, shattering it into hundreds of pieces.
"Disgusting!" Chris shouted, "This wine is a disgrace to anyone who drinks! Unless Team Bowie seriously screwed this one up, you guys lose!"
Everyone glared at Duncan.
Chris then pulled another wine glass out of his pocket.
"Really?" Noah asked, "Just, really?"
"I carry an extra one just in case I want to throw the first at a wall for dramatic effect," Chris explained, "and if you have a problem with that, then GTFO."
Chris then got a glass of Team Bowie's wine. He brought it to his nose, took a sniff- and downed the entire thing.
"This wine is delicious!" Chris exclaimed, "Team Bowie wins immunity!"
Everyone on Team Bowie cheered, except for Justin, who was glaring at Noah.
"Told you," Noah said, a smug expression on his face.
"Just wait until a physically tasking challenge comes around," Justin said, "THEN we'll see who's smirking."
"It'll still be me," Noah yawned.
"Well guys," Chris interrupted, "let's all head back to the film lot. Team Isaak has an elimination to attend."
Chris and Team Isaak were at the award ceremony- everyone had already placed their votes.
"Okay," Chris said, "when I call your name, come get your award. First person safe tonight is Gwen. Katie. Tyler and Izzy, also safe."
Only Duncan and Ezekiel remained.
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"Duncan!" Chris exclaimed.
"WHAT?" Ezekiel demanded.
"Sorry Zeke," Duncan smiled, "but you better get going before Chris sues you for trespassing illegally."
"I'll do it," Chris nodded.
CONFESSIONAL: Duncan
"It wasn't hard to pull that one off. I just had Tyler and Katie for Zeke with me, and I told Zeke to vote for Izzy."
(End Confessional)
Once Ezekiel got to the Lame-o-suine, a police car pulled up next to him.
"What, do I have to ride with the cops too?" Ezekiel demanded.
A police officer got out of the car, then zapped Ezekiel with a tazer.
"Thanks, officer!" Chris called, "No one really liked that guy, anyway."
"That's not why I'm here," the officer said, "Chris McLean, you're under arrest for forcing minors to make alcoholic beverages, as well as trespassing on private property."
"What?" Chris demanded, "First of all, I'm the host. Second, the whole wine thing was part of the challenge."
"Yes, the Host of the show was given the clear for all that," the officer agreed, "you sir, are no longer the host of Camp TV."
"WHAT?" Chris shouted, "You can't fire me!"
"I didn't fire you," the officer said impatiently, "but uh, your boss did this morning. I'm going to have to ask you to come with me."
"NO WAY!" Chris exclaimed, "I have to host-"
Then it was Chris' turn to get tazered.
The officer dragged Chris into the back of the police vehicle, and slapped a pair of handcuffs on the former host.
"Wait, you're arresting Chris?" Gwen asked.
"Yeah," the officer said, "but let's face it, he'll probably post bail."
"Who's going to run the show?" Katie asked.
"I will," a voice called.
A woman wearing a read dress stepped out of the shadows, and handed the police officer a wad of money.
"Thanks again," the woman smiled, "have a good night."
"You too," the officer called, then got in his car and drove off.
"Woah woah, who the heck are you?" Duncan demanded.
"My name," the woman smiled, "is Blaineley. I was appointed the position of host this morning when Chris was fired."
"Wait a second, Blaineley? As in, THE Blaineley?" Katie asked, "I've read about you! You're DATING Chris!"
"Oh, was I?" Blaineley chuckled, "Oh well. Since he's going to be in prison, I don't think it'll work out. But why don't you guys get some rest? You'll need it for your next challenge!"
All of the players gave Katie dirty looks as they left the stage. When everyone was gone, Blaineley picked up her Cell Phone, and dialed a number.
"Hey," she greeted, "it's me. Don't worry, I took care of Chris. It won't take long until this show falls apart- just don't forget to hold up your end of the bargain."
DUNH DUNH DUNH!
(A/N: Don't worry, that won't be the last you see of Chris. By next chapter, you still won't understand what's fully going on- but you'll know what Chris intends to do about it. That, of course, along with the usual drama amongst the players. So, make sure you tune in next time to see what happens!)