To: Darth Savanter From: Deputy Secretary, Imperial Distribution and Supplies (Executive Branch)
Re: Office furnishings
My lord,
There are members of the Dark Council who have not received their executive chairs. I can assure your lordship that you are not exceptional in that regard. We, and you, are bound by Imperial law as set down by the Emperor himself. Unless and until he rescinds his decree we all have to make do. The Emperor ordered us to only use chairs from one particular company for Sith lords. We have done so.
I have attached a copy of the most recent letter this department has sent to the manufacturer in question, Tarexchaco, Inc. Your lordship may rest assured that everything possible has been done on our end.
By way of apology I am enclosing a souvenir holocron of our beloved Ruler.
Glory to the Emperor!
Egret Reconcil Deputy Secretary, IDAS(EB)
cc: ISSS(SIA)
IWMS(cfd)