To: Darth Savanter From: Deputy Secretary, Imperial Distribution and Supplies (Executive Branch)
Re: Good news

My lord,

I have excellent news! One of junior members of our department has made a discovery that affects you directly. It seems that when the Emperor classified all available office furnishings by rank he left unclassified one item, which is therefore available to all members of the Imperial bureaucracy regardless of rank.

It is with great pleasure I take pride in assuring you that your new Bantha milking stool should arrive in the next week.

In honour of this achievement, I am enclosing a celebratory holocron of our beloved Ruler.

Glory to the Emperor!

Egret Reconcil Deputy Secretary, IDAS(EB)

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