I don't own any of this Ed, Edd n Eddy belongs to Cartoon network or Loud House as that belongs to Nickelodeon.
A/N: So earlier today I went to the crossover section to check out stories, and I noticed that my story was not there, so then I went to the Ed, Edd n Eddy/Loud House section and it wasn't there. Does anyone know why it was doing this?
The junkyard was filled with junk and trash, it was littered with many things some of it was the Eds past scams like the giant piggy bank, the junkyard also had the towering trash mountains. Lincoln was standing in awe as he looked at the mountains of trash, Eddy along with Double Dee were searching through the junk, Ed however was going around the place with a spatula in hand looking for evil mutants.
"Wow! This place is amazing!" A small echo came through.
"Yeah pretty cool isn't kid." Eddy said while his back was still faced away from him.
Ed suddenly exploded out from a pile of trash in front of Eddy and Double Dee scaring the two boys.
"COME OUT AND FACE MY WRAPH EVIL MUTANTS OF REARZAF! FOR I AM ED CHEESE OF MACARONI!"
Eddy growled in anger, he grabs Ed's head and slammed him back into the pile of trash. He turns to another pile, but Ed popped out of that pile, he turns to a pipe but Ed's head poked out.
"THAT'S IT!"
Eddy then grabbed Ed and pulled him out of the pipe, next thing you know they were in a fight cloud with fist and feet poking out. The fight cloud had moved to a trash mountain, it goes up it, goes off the edge and lands on the ground. Double Dee and Lincoln could only watch as the fight continued.
Double Dee shook his head at the sight, "Oh dear not again, Lincoln would you be so kind and go get some things over those trash mountains over there, while I try and defuse this violent fight."
"Sure."
Lincoln leaves Double Dee to that. He climbed over the trash mountains and went into a small valley like area.
Lincoln searched all over the area looking for stuff that could be useful. He tosses scraped metal, cans, a bent bike wheel, and flatten bucket with the words 'Their still active' written in black paint on the bottom, below the words was a drawing of a circle with smaller circles in it.
After about five minutes Lincoln stood up in exhaustion, he wipes sweat from his forehead and then went over to the front of a old rusty truck to rest for awhile.
"Well I didn't find anything useful to use, I wondered if they have found anything. If there done with their fight that is."
Then Lincoln began to think about what Double Dee said earlier.
"I hope he's right, I don't want to be in a bad relationship with my sisters. But then again they did say really cruel things to me, so maybe I shouldn't forgive them. Oh this is so hard I wish I knew what to do."
Suddenly loud laughter brought him out of his thoughts. Lincoln looks behind him and saw three girls come out of the tuck: there was one with blue hair that covered one of her eyes, she whore a black shirt, and green pants, a tall girl with red curly hair covering both of her eyes, she whore a poke a dot shirt, and blue jeans, and finally a girl with blond hair, buck teeth, grey shirt, and red shorts.
The girls continued to laugh as they walked up and surrounded him.
"Well, well, well look at this girls, looks like we got a new kid here." The girl with the red hair said.
"Yeah and look at that stupid hair." The blue hair girl crackled.
"He looks like a bunny." The blond hair girl laughed.
Embarrassment washed over Lincoln at those comments of his white hair, as he was sensitive about it.
The girls didn't care however as they kept laughing at him; the girl with the red hair then spoke, "Allow me to introduce myself I'm Lee Kanker."
"I'm May Kanker."
"And I'm Marie Kanker, were the Kanker sisters."
"I would say it was nice to meet you, but I would be lieing."
Lee: "Yeah like we would care about what you think kid."
Marie: "Yeah! It's more fun to torment you!"
May: "Yeah!" May then snorted in laugher.
Feeling the incoming danger Lincoln gets up and attempts to run, but Marie and May grabbed him by the arms and held him in place. Lee gets close to his face while smiling evilly.
"Where do you think your going? We just started the fun."
Lincoln shook in fear, "What fun?"
"Beat up the new kid." Lee answered which set off her sisters in a series of laughter.
Later the Kankers were walking away while laughing on what they just did.
May: "Did you see him squirm?"
Marie: "Yeah that was so funny!"
Their voices faded, and on the ground Lincoln with bruises, ruffled hair, and his underwear weggied up his face, groans as he gets up in pain.
"Ow, back hurts, arms hurt, stomach hurts."
Lincoln then slowly went back to where the Eds were. When he got there he saw Eddy and Ed with scratches, and bumps, both of them panting, Double Dee had his hand on his face while shaking his head. He then turns to Lincoln and was really surprised to see him all battered up.
"GOOD LORD LINCOLN! WHAT IN SANS NAME HAPPEN TO YOU?!"
"Groans" "I just got beat up by some girls."
"What girls?"
"The Kanker sisters."
Hearing that name the three Eds panicked.
Eddy: "KANKERS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" Eddy then ran off.
"KANKERS BAD FOR ED!" Ed runs and jumps into an old suitcase, he closes the lid sealing him inside.
"THIS IS NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD AT ALL!" Double Dee runs in the same direction as Eddy, leaving Lincoln alone in the middle of the junkyard.
"Guys?" Lincoln then turns to the readers. "There not coming back are they?"
When Lincoln got back to the motel, he was swamped by his parents. They took him to the bathroom to apply first aid, and get his underwear off his face, they also asked Lincoln on who did this to him. Lincoln told them about his full encounter with the Kankers and they were understandably mad about this.
They wanted to phone the police, but the bad news was that they didn't know where they live, so they couldn't give their location.
With the sisters they saw Lincoln's condition when he came into the room. They could only watch in concern as their parents escorted him to the bathroom, they all looked at each other and all of them thought that the Eds did that to him.
Lana: "Lincoln must've disagreed with them and they beat the snot out of him in response."
Leni put her hands together in front of her chest, "Aw! Poor Linky!"
Luan: "We gotta do something?"
Lucy: "Like what?"
Lola: "We could run them out of town."
Lynn: "I say we beat the living snot out of them in return."
Lisa: "Now fellow siblings before we go all barbaric on them. I say we do some research on them."
The other sisters looked at Lisa in confusion. "Research?"
"Yes to study their lives and find out their weaknesses. And then we use those weaknesses to pay them back on harming are male sibling."
Luna: "Do we follow them through out the day?"
"Precisely Luna."
Lori: "Okay then will do your idea Lisa."
"Excellent. Now let us begin first thing tomorrow morning."