(A/N: Sorry if this chapter came out a little weird. I'm actually staying at a relatives house, and I couldn't bring my laptop, so now I'm stuck using a rather unfamiliar program. So try and bear with me- let me know if it came out looking weird or anything. :/ Anyway, on with the first aftermath chapter!)
When the show opened, it wasn't the film lot that everyone was accustomed to. Instead, the camera panned in to a large studio with two couches on either side, and a table in the middle. On the couch to the right were the contestants who hadn't made it into Beyond the Set- LeShawna, Beth, DJ, and Eva. Seated at the table were none other than Geoff and Owen.
"Welcome, dudes," Geoff greeted, "to Camp TV aftermath! This is probably the point where you're beginning to wonder what's going on, so here's what's up. Chris, before he got fired, put a little money away so we could have our own talk-show throughout the season. That's where the Aftermath comes in- I'll be hosting the show, along with Owen, which will consist of never before seen clips, interviews with ousted contestants, and much much more! We have an awesome show tonight, starting with an interview session with Tyler and Lindsay."
"I don't know about that," Owen said, "what if Lindsay tries to kill Tyler with a chainsaw?"
"Owen, come on," Geoff laughed, "I DOUBT Lindsay would try anything like that. Well, forty percent sure, maybe forty-five. Actually, we should probably check on her and make sure it's safe."
Geoff clapped his hands, and a large screen lowered from the ceiling, and flicked on.
"Okay," Geoff said, "could someone play the security camera for room A-7? The one Tyler and Lindsay are in?"
"They're already in a room together?" Owen gasped.
"Oh, come on," Geoff smiled, "like Lindsay of all people would try to murder Tyler."
A moment later, the screen switched to an empty waiting room.
"I said room A-7!" Geoff called, "You must have put the wrong room up!"
An intern ran on to the stage, and whispered something in Geoff's ear.
"Uh oh," the blonde groaned, "Owen, I owe you an apology."
As if on cue, Tyler ran on to the stage, screaming.
"She's gonna kill me!" he shouted, "Somebody help me!"
Lindsay leapt on to the stage a few moments later, holding a chainsaw high above her head.
"GET BACK HERE, TAYLOR!"Lindsay shouted.
Lindsay let out a battle cry, revved her chainsaw, and ran after Tyler.
She chased the jock for roughly a minute before a tranquilizer dart flew into her neck, knocking her out.
"Okay folks," Geoff said, forcing a chuckle, "it seems Lindsay broke out of the waiting room, found a chainsaw, and then attempted to murder Tyler. For the safety of the audience and Tyler himself, Lindsay is going to be taken out of the studio for a little while, so we'll just be interviewing Tyler today. So Tyler, come on up!"
As Lindsay was dragged out by a few interns, Tyler approached the table nervously.
"Hey guys," Tyler said.
"Tyler, dude, how's it hanging?" Geoff asked.
"Considering my ex-girlfriend tried to murder me with a chainsaw?" Tyler asked.
"So the break-up is official?" Geoff asked.
"Well, not really," Tyler said, "but I'm pretty sure it goes without saying. That, and Lindsay uploaded a video to You Tube where she taped a picture of my face to a teddy bear, and then set it on fire."
"Harsh," Geoff asked, "how do you get to bed at night?"
"Well, I still feel really bad," Tyler sighed, "I wanted to talk with Lindsay about it, but she just won't-"
"Actually," Geoff interrupted, "I was more referring to the fact that a crazy blonde as after you. Aren't you scared?"
"Nah," Tyler sighed, "I guess I had it coming, anyway."
"So Tyler," Owen asked, "I have a REALLY important question for you, and I'm sure the fans want to know as well."
"Okay," Tyler shrugged, "what's the question?"
"How was the food?" Owen asked, looking at Tyler intently.
"Uh, it was okay, I guess," Tyler said, "I didn't really eat much. Blaineley always let me into the chocolate milk line was first, which was awesome, since I got as much as I wanted. But After taking just one sip, I felt... weird. I felt really messed up inside, you know? Like I was drinking acid or something- after watching the episodes, I saw how weird I acted, too. Not myself man, not at all. I think something weird is going on down there."
"Oh please," LeShawna said, "you're just trying to cover up the fact that you cheated on Lindsay!"
"Burn," Eva smirked.
"It was all Heather!" Tyler exclaimed, "I wanted to tell Heather it was a mistake, but she wouldn't listen to me!"
"Yeah, just look at Geoff and Gwen," Eva scoffed.
"That doesn't fit into context," Owen said, "it's not that Gwen doesn't listen to Geoff, it's the Duncan seems to follow her around everywhere."
"And how do YOU feel about that, Geoff?" Eva asked.
"I'm cool with it," Geoff said, "I mean, I have my share of fan girls. Granted, none of them were as obsessive OR girly as Duncan, but I've had plenty."
"SUPER- burn!" Owen exclaimed.
"Anyway Tyler," Geoff said, "thank you for the interview. Now, folks, what I'm going to show you next is, frankly, quite disturbing. I found this footage in a secret lock-box kept in a hidden location. For anyone who is faint of heart, please leave the room now."
Owen tried to get up and leave, but Geoff pulled him back.
"Owen!" Geoff snapped, "You have to stay and comment on the video!"
"But I'm scared," Owen moaned.
"Just pretend you're Daniel Tosh or something," Geoff sighed, "now, this film was taken before Chris was fired. Interns, roll the footage!"
The camera switched to a video of Bridgette and Justin sitting by a pond.
"I don't know," Bridgette said, "I just don't see it working out."
"Bridgette, please," Justin sighed, "just let me give it a shot-"
"I don't want you to make a fool of yourself," Bridgette frowned, "just accept that it's over."
"Oh, come on!" Justin exclaimed, "I could make a great Ramirez for the Highlander remake!"
"Justin come on," Bridgette sighed, "you're sixteen, there's no way you can play a roll that was defined by Sean Connery!"
"I totally could!" Justin said, "With a little make-up and the right accent-"
"Why not try out for the role of McLeod instead?" Bridgette asked, "I mean, it's more realistic. Plus, since Christopher Lambert wasn't that great of an actor, there's no way you can do a worse job than him!"
"Maybe you're right," Justin sighed.
"As usual," Bridgette giggled.
The two leaned in to kiss, when all of a sudden a shark popped out of the pond, and snapped at the two. The couple screamed, and then Chris walked up to them, laughing.
"Oh boy," he smiled, "you should have seen the looks on your faces! That was only a robot, you babies!"
Before anything else happened, Geoff paused the video, and then rewound it to when the shark popped up.
"Now," the host said, "look at this."
Geoff pulled out a remote, and clicked a button.
The camera zoomed into the shark's mouth- the outline of a skinny teen could just be made out.
"THE HORROR!" Owen cried, lunging under the table.
"Chill, dude," Geoff said, "we don't know what it is yet. Could be bad lighting."
"It's not the lighting!" Owen exclaimed, "It's-"
Geoff gave Owen a glare, and the chubby teen stopped talking.
"Well, with that out of the way," Geoff said, "let's move on to the next interview, Ezekiel!"
Ezekiel came onto the stage, muttering to himself.
"Hey dude," Geoff greeted, "how's it going?"
"Fine, I lost!" Ezekiel screamed, "Are you happy? You've been sitting here, drilling away at me like a Russian communist! Well, you finally got me to crack, sir, are you HAPPY?"
"Um," Geoff said, "...No?"
"Oh, I suppose you want to know what lead to my downfall, huh?" Ezekiel asked, "Why my master plan failed?"
"Actually," Geoff said, "the more I talk to you, the less I care."
"It was simple, really," Ezekiel hissed, "I made a list of suspects, and narrowed it down to Trent who got me eliminated."
"Actually," Geoff corrected, "what happened was-"
"It was perfect, really," Ezekiel sighed, "Trent had connections with Izzy, who's actually pretending to be insane, and Gwen, who may or may bot be a female assassin. He recognized the fact I was a threat to him- he needed me gone so he could win again."
"Dude, what?" Owen asked.
"I think he's in stage six denial," Geoff sighed, "he's a lost soul at this point."
"And did I tell you Justin and Bridgette are both spies sent from England?" Ezekiel asked, "They're planning-"
Geoff clapped his hands. Moments later, Ezekiel's seat ejected itself, and the boy was sent flying out of the studio.
"That's better," Geoff said, sighing contentedly, "before our final interview, we have one last hidden clip to show you. Interns!"
This time, the camera opened to the roofs of a bunch of buildings. It was nigh time when the film was shot, probably near a set designed to look like a city.
All of a sudden, a dark figure jumped on one of the buildings. The figure was holding a large sack, although they couldn't be seen clearly.
The figure did a front flip and landed on the next building. They were about to jump again when another figure appeared.
"The gig is up," the second figure said, "give yourself up... Izzy."
The camera then zoomed into the first figure- indeed, it was Izzy... except the girl was dressed up as cat woman.
"So, you know my identity?" Izzy smiled.
"Yes," the second figure said, taking a step forward, "I just need to talk to you. What do you know about the people behind Chris' arrest?"
The camera zoomed in to reveal Cody, in his detective garb.
"That," Izzy said, "I refuse to answer. I'm playing Batman, not detectives."
" Oh come on- fine, give me a minute. Don't go anywhere," Cody sighed.
With that, the smaller boy leapt off of the roof. Minutes later, he reappeared, dressed as Batman.
"Tell me what you know about Chris' arrest!" Cody shouted.
"Not much," Izzy smiled, "although... there is SOMETHING you might want to look at."
With that, Izzy pulled a folder out of her costumed, and threw it at Cody. The geek caught the folder, and nodded at Izzy.
"Thanks," Cody said.
"Oh, and by the way," Izzy smiled, "The Shadow says hi."
With that, the girl leapt off of the roof, and disappeared into the darkness.
"Okay," Geoff said when the TV turned off, "it seems we can officially add Cody to the list of contestants who have lost their minds. So far, we have Izzy, Lindsay, Ezekiel, now Cody, and of course Bridgette."
"Bridgette?" Owen asked.
"Yeah," Geoff said, "no sane person would say Christopher Lambert is a bad actor. Now then, let's finish up the episode with the final interview of the night, Katie!"
Katie walked on stage, scowling as she did so.
"Hey Katie," Geoff greeted, "how's it feel to make it so far last season, but get eliminated so early here?"
"Screw you!" Katie snapped, "You weren't even IN this season!"
"True," Geoff said, "but at least I'm hosting my own show."
"BURN!" Eva exclaimed.
"Oh, shut up!" Katie snapped.
"So Katie, where do you think you went wrong?" Owen asked.
"I don't know," Katie said, "but YOU went wrong after you ordered seconds."
No one said anything.
"That... was a fat joke," Katie said.
"No, I get it," Owen said, "but it wasn't all that funny. You should have said something like, 'You're so fat, you have your own orbit!'"
"Not bad," Geoff nodded, "what about, 'You're so fat, even pictures of you break weight scales!'"
"Oh, oh, I got it!" Owen said, "What about-"
"GAH!" Katie exclaimed, walking off stage, "I have HAD it with you idiots! Interview over!"
"Well then, I guess that's it for our show!" Geoff exclaimed, "Well, it;s been fun, so make sure you tune in next time to:
CAMP TV:
AFTERMATH!"
(A/N: Well, that's it for the first aftermath- let me know what you thought! I'll try to update as soon as I can!)