Me:Heads up- Because of grammar rules or whatever it is keeps erasing my multiple exclamation points and question marks when I put them together; I'm going to put spaces between them to prevent this. Let's go guys!
Shouhei:Damn annoying *gets glared at* Luckykillerchibi does not own the Pretty Cure series or franchise!
Shouji:She does, however, own this fanseries and the characters in it, including us – though I do wish she'd reconsider a certain characters involvement in the story.
Shouhei:Jeez Otonashi – you really shouldn't talk about yourself like that.
*They begin fighting*
Me:Make sure the room is brightly lit and don't sit too close to the computer screen – now enjoy the fanfic – Oi, knock it off you two! Don't make me pull out the fan-service early, cause you know I will!
Shouhei and Shouji were normal guys, who wanted normal things in their normal lives. On that fateful day, which was decided to screw them over, they had just wanted to get their punishments done, yell at eachother when Saehara left, go home, eat diner, complain about their day to their respective families, go to bed and curse the other in his sleep, and then wake up the next and curse him as they awoke. No magic, no strange creature or boyhood adventures of fancy, they just wanted the normal
"WHAT THE HELL! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !"
But it seemed on a day hell bent on making them miserable, normal decided to take a vacation
"What the hell just happened! ?"" Shouhei (now the lovely Cure Astral) began screeching as "she" pulled at her luscious long silver-tinted hair in agony, "What's with my voice? Why am I in a dress? And why the hell do I have tits!"
Meanwhile, Shouji (now the beautiful Cure Tarot) was on the ground, rocking back and forth with a horror struck look on "her" face while she cried
"This isn't happening. This isn't happening. This isn't happening. This isn't happening!" she whimpered as she pulled out her Fate-dial and clasped it in a death grip. "Maybe I can undo it? Maybe there's a reset button? Maybe…"
The tiger blinked a few times as she sighed "Are they seriously freaking out over this-Kuro?"
The bunny shrugged as he shook his head and stared at the panicking duo as well "Better than how the last two reacted-Lachi."
The oddly dressed woman and the monster also stared, but she did so more out of anxiousness than confusion The legendary warriors exist! But…are they seriously the ones that are supposed to destroy Madam Delphi?
(Opening:Good Luck*! Futari wa Pretty cure – Miyuki Sawashiro and Rie Kugimiya)
Futari wa Pretty Cure Manifest Destiny – Episode two: Bad Communication! Cure Astral and Cure Tarot's disastrous first battle!(バッドコミュニケーション！キュアアストラルとキュアタロットの悲惨な最初の戦い!)
"Why the hell are we girls?" Astral cried as she turned to the creatures "You – You two did this! This is all your faults isn't it!" She then gave Tarot a look over And why the hell is sh-he…Otonashi taller than me!
"We told you that would transform – and you did," the bunny explained "We preformed our duties by telling you this; everything else after that is your responsibility-Lachi."
"You didn't say anything about turning into girls!" Tarot hissed venomously while discreetly observing Astral Or about Itoguchi being…'bigger' than me "This is false advertising, I want a refund."
"You already slashed the cards, there's not going back-Kuro." the tiger pointed out "Besides, what'd you think was going to happen – that you'd get cool belts to turn into super powered armored masked fighters and go on shounen adventures defending the world with awesome kicking moves."
"Yes, I mean No! Well-" both stuttered, glaring hot enough to set carbon on fire "We were joking when we thought it; I mean – stuff like this doesn't usually happen in Kamen Rider, so..."
The creatures blinked "What's a Kamen Rider?"
The two girls blinked and immediately returned to their anguished crying. Meanwhile Mouja's gazed hardened No matter – I must destroy them for her sake, as well as my own! "Mikaboshi – you know what to do." She order, and the snake-butterfly monster charged forward, ending the two's despair trance long enough for them to realize they were in trouble
Well, more trouble.
The second the monster came close, the two immediately jumped out the way very high in the air – practically landing five miles away.
Okay then, Cure Astral thought as her knees began to wobble from the shock of the landing so being Cutie cures or whatever the hell this is seems to have amped up our athletic abilities …
…Which means, Cure Tarot thought as she shakily readied herself into a battle pose we should also have some other bonuses too!
And with that, both girls dug their feet into the ground and took off at full speed, Tarot balling her hand into a fist for a quick punch while Astral got ready to kick the hell out of the freak – and had it not moved out of the way, they probably would have rather than ramming into each other
"Oi, stay out of my way, 'Tarot"~!" Astral sneered as she removed herself from the red-clad brunette and launched herself at the monster again
"How about you stay out of mine, "Astral"~." Tarot spat back as she dusted herself off and repeated her own charge.
But no matter what they did or how they attacked, the result was the same – the monster would dodge, they would collide, and then they'd start fighting and try again, only to repeat the cycle.
Of course, it wasn't completely a hundred percent their fault; aside from the initial hostility towards each other, their new powered up feminine forms made it hard to measure how hard their punches should be or when was a proper time to strike; and the fact that their limbs were shorter now didn't help either. Coupling this with the fact that their fighting styles were too conflicting; the two pretty much have a one-sided losing battle on their hands, while all the monster had to do was dodge and whip its tail at them occasionally.
It soon got to the point where they had stopped targeting the monster and starting aiming at each other on purpose
"Just who the hell are you trying to hit!" Tarot yelled angrily as she nearly avoided a jump kick from Astral
"I could ask you the same question!" Astral countered violently, barely dodging Tarot's sucker punch.
The rest just stared at the fighting turned into screaming, which turned to shouting, which turned to name-calling, and, eventually – resulted in hair pulling.
"Owowow! Lego!"
"You let go fir – gah, you bastard, no biting!"
The villain, monster, and creatures all blinked at the two's immature squabbling.
The monster turned to it's mistress as if to ask What do I do now? while the woman nervously shrugged as if to respond Hell if I know?
The bunny sighed "Maybe we should have taken Cassandra's advice and got a second opinion on Lady Fortuna's prediction-Lachi?"
The tiger shook it's head wildly, though flinched when Astral bit into Tarot's left arm "No – these are definitely the two Lady Fortuna was talking about, they have to be-Kuro!"
Then the monster, tired of waiting for the two's bickering to end, simply decided to continue the battle on his own accord and tail-whipped them, knocking both girls to the ground. The two stood and retaliated viciously, but their efforts were in vain as their attacks were out of sync; allowing the creature to dodge them effortlessly and counter with great strength.
"This is bad," the bunny grimaced "if those two don't get their act together, they're finished-Lachi."
"D-don't say that,!" the tiger cried "T-they'll be fine, they're always fine even when they're arguing, the book the last guardians wrote said so-Kuro!" argue
"Those were the last two though," the bunny countered "Shouhei and Shouji are different; we can't rely on the book or past Cures histories for this one-Lachi"
The two Cures attempted another strike but missed, allowing the snake-butterfly abomination to wrap around them and began squeezing the life out of them
Mouja gave a haughty laugh "So these are the two Fortuna put all her hopes in? I must say – I'm highly disappointed! Madam Delphi will be so sad when I tell her how I defeated Pretty Cure so quickly; she was so looking forward to killing them herself you know!" she then turned to the monster "Mikaboshi, finish them off!"
"Mikaboshi!" it hissed, and continued squeezing on the two girls who groaned in pain
"C-can't breathe…." Tarot whimpered as she felt her lungs being crushed
"N-need to break free…" Astral moaned while she felt the Mikaboshi's grip tighten
The creatures whimpered silently as the Mikaboshi continued its constricting assault and the two former boys realized that this could be the end.
W-we going to die like this? the two thought as they felt the life being slowly squeezed out of them
Then, some strange resolved started boiling within them as their hair overshadowed their eyes and a burning brave aura surrounded them – mainly because they realized that if they died now...
There's no way in hell…
"THAT I'M DYING WEARING A DRESS!" They roared into the air, and with vicious rage simultaneously sunk their teeth into the Mikaboshi's tail.
The creature bellowed in pain and loosened it grip, allowing the two to slip free and kick it into the face. Suddenly, the battle had changed, and now it was Astral and Tarot who were trouncing the living daylights out of the beast. Tarot preformed a judo throw and sent the monster towards Astral, who gave it a quick roundhouse.
Seriously, that's all it takes for them to start working together… the rabbit thought as it gave a relieved sigh
"See," the tiger cheered "their cooperating-Kuro!"
And they were – for about 3 seconds before Astral high kick accidentally messed up Tarot's upper cut and the two started arguing again.
The tiger laughed nervously while the bunny sighed again, minus the relief.
"W-We just need to get them focused – Uh-um, excuse me Mis-err, I mean, Cures Astral and Tarot-Kuro!"
"What?" the girls roared, both covered in bite marks and having a good amount of the others hair firmly in each-others grasps.
"Listen to us," the tiger cried "You need to stop fighting and work together to stop the Mikaboshi!"
"The Mika-whatnow?" Astral asked as she released Tarot's twin tail.
"I think she means that thing." Tarot answered as she let go of Astral's hair to point at the monster, who was currently on the ground struggling to get up.
"Oh, right." Astral nodded "Wait – why? What happens if we don't beat it?"
The bunny replied in a bland, but serious tone "If you don't – your friend will die-Lachi."
The two suddenly froze, and all of a sudden it felt like the entire area had stopped. The two girls turned their attention to the tree that they had hidden Saehara behind
"W-what?" Astral stammered fearfully "W-what do you mean 'die'? What does this have to do with Saehara?"
"The reason that your friend Saehara is unconscious," the bunny continued, pointing to the monster and Mouja "is because she used the Mikaboshi orb to take your friend's soul and use her misfortune to transform it into that. If you two don't get your act together and start cooperating, that monster will kill you and that girl will remain unconscious forever-Lachi."
(Eyecatch1: Shouhei and Shouji are fighting while Jun, Inori, the mascots, and Saehara watch impatiently. Eventually, Jun gets fed up and pulls on both their ears. The rest laugh as the PCMF logo appears on the bottom corner of the screen)
(Eyecatch2: Cure Astral and Cure Tarot are arguing while the mascots try to calm them down. A Mikaboshi appears and attacks, only to get punched out by the duo. As they continue their feuding in front of the unconscious monster, the PCMF logo appears on the bottom corner of the screen)
The two girls starts at the bunny for a long time, then turned their attention to the monster and its smirking master
"So that thing-" Astral started as she stared at the hideous snake-butterfly atrocity
"-Is President Mikuno's soul…?" Tarot finished
Mouja laughed again, and all eyes fell on her "You should be thanking me, I did the brat a favor." she then turned her attention to the creature "She asked me to tell her what her love life would be like and I can tell you – there wasn't much to see."
The tiger started growling "Says you-Kuro! You always look for the bad stuff in peoples fates - I bet you didn't even glance at her future!"
Meanwhile, both Cures were looking at the ground with shadows over their faces; Cure Astral had her hands balled into fists and Cure Tarot was shaking with rage. They then glanced at each other from the corner of their eyes and nodded. In the blink of an eye, they ran towards the monster and sent it flying into the school wall with a gut punch. As it slid to the ground, they eyed each other again.
"Truce?" Astral asked, flexing her fingers for another attack
"Truce." Tarot agreed, stretching out her arms and rushed forward with Astral after the despicable creature, delivering a series of punches and kicks to it's stomach. Meanwhile the creatures would put up the occasional mini-magic shield if the fight got a bit too close to them.
"PRETTY CURE - RIDER KICK!" Astral shouted as she gave the beast a quick round house.
Tarot raised a dubious eyebrow as she dished out an uppercut "Did you just shout 'Rider kick'?"
Astral replied with a wild grin as she used a sweep kick "Just trying to retain the remainders of my manhood is all."
"Fine, fine – just don't blame me if there are copy-right lawsuits from anyone." The brunette joked, surprising the monster with a left hook
"Fair enough" she said, preforming another round house before both girls leaped into the air and struck the monster in it's chest with a coordinated flying kick
Finally, the two managed to take the beast down for the count, and as they stared at the battered beast, they couldn't help but wonder…
"Okay~" Astral hummed, admiring her and Tarot's handiwork before turning to her 'Partner' "Now what do we do?"
The brunette shrugged, then glared at the creatures from the corner of her eye
"Don't ask me, I'm not the one who started all this…"
Astral followed her gaze and got an enlightened look "You're right! Hey –uh…Bugs, Tigger, you guys know what we're suppose to do with this thing"
The animals looked at each other, then back at the Cures and shook their heads.
"Hell if we know-Lachi," The rabbit replied nonchalantly "Like I said, we're just suppose to guide you – everything else falls on you two."
The tiger fidgeted anxiously as the two glared while she tried to soften meaning of the rabbit's comment "W-what he means is, since you guys are new and all, we really actually don't know what your purification powers are-Kuro. Also, what's a Bugs and a Tigger-Kuro?"
The red and blue duo stared with disbelief as their jaws dropped open
"You're kidding me!" Astral cursed "You're the freaking mascots/guardians/mentors/stupid annoying cute animal-things – you're SUPPOSE to know this stuff! How the hell else are we suppose to kill or purify that thing so we can get Saehara's soul back and start kicking that bitch's ass, then learn about you're horribly doomed planet and how we need to save it and earth from her boss or entropy, or whatever world dominating, universe-ending , apocalyptic crap is happening while slowly getting closer, make new allies, obtain our power-ups, and gain the power of love or friendship and bunch of other girly crap I would never do in a millions year but have to because I've been forced to take the call and can't up and quit because "It's my duty as a magical girl to defend everyone's happiness"! See, this is why people like Sentai stuff better – there's no pretty girl verses or Love is magic crap; you just put on your ranger suit and power slash the thing into next freaking week!"
Tarot and the mascots blinked "That…was an amazingly in-depth complaint? Where did you learn all that stuff?"
Astral signed as pinched the bridge on her nose out of habit "Inori used to have a huge Magical girl obsession in middle school, and made me watch every single show with her." The platinum blonde shuddered at the memories of being held down by his (err, "her") twin while she watched episodes of Hearty Pure and Book Collector Zakuro "She eventual grew out of it, but still drags me off for 'nostalgic reruns' sometimes."
"Ahem!" Mouja coughed, interrupting Astral's ramblings "Excuse me, but last time I checked; we in the middle of a life-or-death battle here!"
Astral scratched the back of her head nervously while Tarot gave an apologetic bow "Right, sorry", then returned to the situation at hand – how the hell were they suppose to get Saehara's soul back from that thing
Then the tiger suddenly chirped "Oh, I remember now – The books said that the others usually always held hands when they were about to purify a Mikaboshi. Why don't you try that-Kuro."
Astral blinked a few times, while Tarot stared and then shook her head in outrage "No way! The gender bending I can deal with, but there's no way in hell I'm holding hands with this…this Neanderthal!"
"Who the hell are you calling a Neanderthal you prissy bozo! And what the hell happened to the truce, cause I can do fine without you ya know!" Astral growled
"Humph, just like you were two seconds ago when you kept interfering with my attacks," Tarot countered coolly as she crossed her arms "And yes, you are a Neanderthal, your speech proves that enough."
"If anyone got in anyone's way – it was you! This isn't one of your little training sessions you know, so why don't you back off!" Astral seethed as Tarot flipped her twin tail back. "And so sorry I decided to speak like a normal person instead of some snobby, stick-up-my-ass douche like you!"
"If this was street fight, you'd be fine; but this kind of battle is more my territory, so why don't – wait, who the hell are you calling a douche you-"
The bunny decided to end the feud quickly - mainly because Mouja looked ready to strangle someone and the Mikaboshi looked like it was starting to get up again
"The quicker you two hold hands, the quicker you can save your friend and go back to being guys-Lachi"
The two immediately locked hands
"Just so you know – I'm not enjoying this."
"Neither am I. So what happens no-"
Then suddenly, the two felt like they lost control of their bodies again as they thrust their hands into the air
"Astral Force!"
"Tarot Force!"
Soon, both were surrounded by a blue and red aura. Then whisping balls of light began forming in their hands – Astral's was a soft blue with swirling black stars while Tarot's was a gentle red with little white moons.
"The Stars have spoken…" Astral shouted as she aimed her right hand the Mikaboshi
"And the Arcanas have been dealt…" Tarot chanted as she too aimed her right hand in the same direction while as their aura's got brighter
"YOUR FATE IS SEALED! PRETTY CURE – FORTUNE SPIRAL!" they cried, and the lights in their hands shot out and combined into a dual-colored beam, hitting the beast square in the gut. The beam then burst into blue and pink strings and wrap around the Mikaboshi like some strange stringy tornado as it cried out in pain - glowing a blindingly bright white before fading away. Left behind was a strangely colored orb that immediately shattered into dust and a card. The two then released each others fingers and pointed at the scowling villainess, who flinched in anger.
"You're next!"
Mouja back up a bit, snarling at the Cures in furry "I'm glad to oblige…"
She then smirked and held out her hand "…Is what I would say if I was that stupid."
A black orb formed in her palm and bursts into dark purple smoke – obscuring the girls' vision.
"Don't worry, we'll be seeing each other real soon – Pretty Cure." She cackled as the smoke faded; but the woman was nowhere in sight.
"What the – she ran away!" The two fumed, then slowly walked over to where the Mikaboshi had stood. While Tarot examined the area, Astral picked up the card it had left behind
"What's this..." Astral murmured as she flipped it over. on the front was a picture of Saehara; holding a snake in one hand and a butterfly in the other in front of a starry background.
The creatures scuttled over to the girls (Astral made a note that they needed to really get their introductions out of the way soon.) "That's your friend's fortune card; it contains her soul-Lachi." The bunny said
"Just kiss it and it will return to her body-Kuro!" The tiger said
The platinum-blonde haired girl blinked a few times before staring at the card, face bright red as she mentally panicking over the thought
Ki-kiss it? I can't do that! Albeit it's a card with a soul in it, but it's still Saehara for pete's sake! Plus it'd be my first kiss – wait, does kissing a card count?
She then jointed when she felt someone tap her shoulder and turned to face Tarot "What?"
"Before you make out with President Mikuno soul-"
"-Don't say it like that! You make it sound like I'm-"
"-We have a bit of a problem to deal with first."
The brunette swept her hands out, causing Astral to look around and cringe – The entire area was a damn disaster zone. There were craters and slashes in ground from the fighting, a huge hole in the school wall, and broken trees scattered everywhere; thought the still-comatose Saehara's hiding spot remained surprisingly undamaged.
Were she a cartoon, Astral's mouth would had dropped straight through the broken ground "What the hell happened!"
"You had a battle-Lachi," The rabbit deadpanned "And destroyed half the area, not to mention nearly killing me and Clotho three times during-Lachi."
"I know that – Sorry by the way" She replied "I mean why the hell is this place still a wreck! Isn't all the damage we did suppose go away after we beat the monster?"
"Of course not-Lachi" he answered, blank-toned but appalled "The real world doesn't work like that you know; you can't just go around willy-nilly destroying public property and then sit around waiting for it to just go away – that's just plain lazy!"
Somewhere in their respective universes/timelines, all the Pretty Cure generations (along with a few other magical girls) sneezed
"Just what kind of fantasy world are you living in -Lachi?"
Tarot crossed her arms and sighed "So what are we suppose to do – we can't just leave it like this!"
Both creatures tilted their heads in thought until the tiger, who they could now assume was Clotho, looked up and pointed to the pouches on their sides "I think there's a card in your decks that lets you use reversing magic-Kuro."
Both Cures gave each other an off-handed glance before opening their pouches, then pulled out and shuffled through their deck. Eventually, both pulled out a card that a picture of a woman in a blue cloak holding a clock.
"You mean this?" Tarot asked
"Yep-Kuro." Clotho said "just slash it like you did the Fortune cards"
Astral stared at the card before giving the animals an incredulous look "You sure? I don't want to slash this thing and have us both turn into dogs next or something?"
"Just slash the cards, we promise there won't be any more 'surprises'-Lachi" Lachesis groaned
Astral glared Even when he complains he sound dull
Both gave the cards one more look over before pulling out their Fortune-Dials and giving them a quick slash. The cards glowed and a giant white circle with symbols similar to a clock surrounded them. It then began to spin as the area slowly repaired itself – trees returned to their plots, holes filled themselves, and the school wall patched itself up brick by brick. When the circle disappeared, the entire area looked exactly as it was; almost as if the battle never occurred.
Astral gave a long whistle while Tarot stared awestruck
"Sweet~!"
"A-amazing, it's like nothing happened…"
The rabbit looked like he was smirking "Of course it does – the card you two slashed used a spell to heal the area. Think of it as a sort of "reset card" if you will-Lachi."
"Didn't you just say that was impossible to reset the area?"
"It is – I was just speaking figuratively-Lachi. Now then, back to business…"
The three turned to Astral, who automatically began looking flustered and stuttering excuses before finally giving up. Tarot dragged out Saehara and laid her out on the ground in front of Astral, who was a quivering nervous wreck. As she brought her lips to the card, she gave Tarot a dirty look
"Otonashi, I swear if you so much as tell a single soul…"
Tarot quirked an eyebrow in response, "It's just a card - are you seriously that embarrassed?"
Astral cherry-red face was answer enough "Trust me when I say that would die before even letting my dead goldfish find out about what happened here today."
Astral gave a relieved sigh and with closed eyes, pecked the card. It shone bright dark blue before flying out of Astral's hand and into Saehara's chest. A faint white aura surrounded her for a few seconds before dieing down. The upperclassman girl groaned as she began to stir, and both Cures smiled lightly with relief at the sight of Saehare starting to gain consciousness.
The two creature smiled with them till the tiger said "Wait, are you two going to explain things to her when she wakes up, or should we-Kuro?"
At the terrible realization caused by the comment, the two quickly turned pale.
Saehara was waking up and they were still in their magical girl costumes. But more important than that - was that they were still girls. It was going to be hard enough to "explain" what happened to her, trying to make up an excuse for where the "annoying four-eyed dork" and "Pompous stuck-up bastard" went seemed even more difficult, but the main problem facing was how in the world they were going do this all and transform back without Saehara seeing or being suspicious - They didn't even know how to transform back yet!
The creature sighed as they could already tell what the "girls" where thinking, and caused the two immediately stopped their panicking as they suddenly started glowing and became black and white orbs that gently floated into their cell phones. When the glowing died down, little chibi versions of them appeared on screen.
"Quick," the tiger said "press the square-shaped button in the center.
The duo didn't even hesitate and quickly did what they were told.
Saehara felt groggy as her eyes slowly flutter opened, each blink clearing away the darkness in her mind. On the fourth blink, she turned her head; and despite her cloudy vision, dazed disposition, and the glaring bright light emitted from the two figures before her, she couldn't help but try and stare and let the blood rush straight to her cheeks. In front of her were two girls – but her focus was on the one to the left; it was a girl with silver-kissed blonde hair in a strange outfit, with pristine bright blue eyes that were closing shut who was disappearing into the light that surrounded her. Then Saehara's brain grew fuzzy again and she tried her best to blink away the fog again.
No, wait, I need to see who that is, she's…
But by the time that Saehara's brain cleared up again, the girl was gone, and Shouhei and Shouji were in front of her instead.
"You okay Saehara?" Shouhei asked as he helped the girl sit up, seeming to be trying his best not to look like he was avoiding her gaze
She weakly placed a hand on her forehead "I-I'm fine, I think." Once her mind was fully cleared, she stared at her two underclassmen with a confused look, sending a small suspicious glare at Shouhei "What happened, I remember I was heading for the computer room when I ran into this woman and..."
The brunette paused as she shook her head and tried to recall what happened, but everything up until then became a huge, tumbling blur she couldn't sort of
Both boys seemed to give each other a look before Shouji began "explaining", that oh so wonderful smile on his face "Allow me to explain… You see, after me and Itoguchi retrieved the storage room key, we went down the hallway and found you unconscious."
Saehara nodded, urging him to continue
"According to two girls we met, there was a woman who was on the grounds illegally, and in your attempt to confront her on this, she had pushed you, causing you to fall over and hit your head. Since it seemed the school nurse already went home, the girls who witnessed the atrocity offered to watch over you while I and Itoguchi, - after some persuading – decided to get help from a teacher who was hopefully still on the grounds and find this despicable villainess who would dare attack our dear beloved student council president."
Saehara seemed to blush, and the term "seemed to" is being used loosely. Shouhei couldn't help but raised an eyebrow at the lack of red painting her face; in normal circumstances, the brunette girl would have started gushing at the sound of Otonashi using an appeasing adjective to describe her – but right now she seemed more distracted, and what had happened a few moments ago wouldn't really fit with "normal".
"Unfortunately, we where unsuccessfully in finding a teacher or the fiend, and when we went to return, we learned the girls had taken you outside in hopes the fresh air would help you wake up."
Saehara seemed to be soaking everything in, and the boys waited in tense anticipation. Even the creature, who were currently overhearing everything from the Fortune-dials in their pockets, couldn't help but tense up – had she believed them?
She stared back at them "So, I got knocked, and Itoguchi abandoned me to strangers-"
Shouhei, despite his relief, winced a bit before exploding "-Hey, don't say it like that! I practically saved-"
Shouji quickly cut him off "-What Itoguchi means it, he truly wanted to stay and make sure you were alright. And although I managed to convince him you were in good hands and help me look for a teacher, he practically wanted to go off on his own to personally rip off the head of whoever attacked you."
Saehara blink a few times before smiling, quickly covering it with a cough "W-well, then, Thank you Itoguchi"
The blonde boy crossed his arms, but gave a small smirk in return "Don't mention it. Beside, Jun would have killed me if I let something bad happen to you on my watch – and especially if I let the person who did it walk."
The brown haired upperclassman nodded again, but gave them another confused look "Wait, what happened to the girls then?"
Both boys seemed to twitch simultaneously, but Shouji continued with the lie- err, explanation "They both went home. The blonde said something about beating up poor innocent students…"
Shouhei gave his black haired rival a dirty look as he pushed up his glasses irritably "Yeah, and I think the black-hair girl was planning to start unnecessary lawsuits…"
Both boys looked ready to start a full on glaring match till Saehara spoke again "So, did they say who they were? I really should thank them for their help."
The image of the silverish-blonde girl bled into her head, causing a slight blush to appear before shaking it away and attempting to replace it with the image of her black haired prince
Needless to say she was failing.
"They didn't say," Shouhei said, staring into the now orange skyline "But we thanked them for you and they said they were happy to help, so don't worry about."
Saeahara nodded as she gazed downward, her eyes were glued to the ground for a long time before she stood and dusted off her skirt
"Ahh, that's no good. Maybe I'll ask if anyone knows them." She then turned to the boys and grabbed each by the arm and began dragging them back into the school. "Now that that's over, we still have to replace the computer club's equipment, and then we have the anime club room to clean up, and the cooking club said something about ants."
Shouji smile struggled to stay on while Shouhei looked horrified "You just got knock out practically an hour ago and you still want to do this stuff? Besides, everyone's gone home already!"
"No excuses, Student council never shirks its responsibilities! Besides, you're still on punishment Itoguchi."
A few butterflies flew by
"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!"
(Ending: Turnabout Fate – Junko Minagawa)
Preview for Next Episode
Shouhei:So, aside from the funky transformation sequence, do we get any other bonuses from being Cutie cure-
Lachesis: That's Pretty Cure-Lachi .*Sound of thrown book*
Shouhei:Oww, what the hell!
Clotho:C-calm down-Kuro! Lachesis that was mean-Kuro.
Lachesis:He deserved it.
Shouji:Agreed – Smartest kid in school and he's too stupid to pronounce Puchikura.
Lachesis:Pretty Cure-Lachi.
Shouhei:Wait, he just mispronounced it too - HOW COME YOU DIDN'T THROW ANYTHING AT HIM! ?
Lachesis:Because he doesn't annoy me-Lachi*Sound of another thrown book*
Shouhei:Ow, damnit!
Clotho:U-um, maybe we should move on to announcing the next episode-Kuro
Shouji+Shouhei: Whatever. Next time on Futari wa Pretty Cure Manifest Destiny – Episode 3: Histories explained! The Lessons in Pretty Cure begin!
Shouhei:Destiny has divided us for now-
Shouji:-But Fate shall bring us back together again soon
Translation/Blabbing/Trivia Section
Yes, I did make a bunch of blatant Kamen rider jokes (And I promise they won't being as blatant next time). Also, Book-collector Zakuro = Card Captor Sakura(my first Magical girl anime)
Speech - in Japan, people use different speech patterns know as honorifics to address people based on the person/situation. Shouji uses Honorific-Polite(A very formal form) when he speaks to people, while Shouhei uses a much more impolite/crude speech, (though occasionally uses Honorific-humble (a casual speech form)) which is what Shouji insults him about
Also - please Review - you're cruel/kind responses help fuel my drive to continue and improve this work (Plus they make me feel nice)