Hello again~ I think I wrote this one when I was half asleep, so it may be a little crazier than you would originally think. xD

Chapter IV

"Bastard! Why was my head on your lap? " Lovino pointed at Antonio, then his little brother, "And fratello, why are you and…and that thing here?" Lastly, his finger abruptly landed on Ludwig during the last words.

"I should be asking you why you threw that damn tomato at me first..." Ludwig squeaked.

"Natural reaction, but that's not the point! Bastard, what happened after you dragged me to Sadiq's class?"

"Silly Lovi~! We never made it to his class."

"Lies!" He retorted.

"Hug therapy time!" Feliciano threw himself onto Lovino again, only to end up making it worse.

"Why do I have to be stuck with you bastards!" Lovino kept thrashing around in Feliciano's, shockingly strong, hug.

"Yay let's all hug Lovi!" Antonio cheered.

"Let's not and say we did!" Lovino glared at the unknowing Spaniard.

By the time Ludwig got to his feet, everyone was hugging Lovino.

"Machiavelli get back into the box!" Lovino commanded.

"Aww..."

'Where the hell did he come from?' Ludwig wondered. He walked over to the huddle and ripped each of them from each other.

"Antonio, explain. Feli, no hugs." He said dryly.

Antonio and Feliciano had situated themselves on the couch, while Lovino leaned against the wall and Ludwig stood in front of the door.

"...and that's the story." Antonio exhaled deeply, "It's annoying repeating this over again, churro?" He offered one to each of them, but only Feliciano accepted.

CRASH

They all jumped at the sound.

"The fuck?" Lovino screamed like a little girl, who would've guessed?

"My churros!" Antonio wept at the ground where a broken plate could be seen.

"Ve~!" Feliciano jumped into Ludwig's willing arms.

"..." Iryna and the custodian army just had to come in at that moment.

"Run!" Lovino hollered. They all ran out before the custodians beat them with brooms and mops, well almost all, Antonio was dragged by the back of his shirt by Lovino.

"Churrooooss!" He cried, trying to break loose of the iron grip.

A few minutes later the group reached Adnan-senei's class, along with everyone else. Though the difference was that they were all trying to cram through the small sliding door, and the four-man group was standing to the side waiting for an opening. Even Feliks was fighting to get through the crowd.

"Like I should totally be first, my nails'll get broken if I have to scratch through!" The cross-dressing blonde called to the front of the line, his long sleeves flailing at every movement.

"No the awesome me should be first!" Queue the agreement chirp from the pudgy bird.

"Little ones first you big jerks!" Peter tried to stand above the rest, but ultimately failed.

A gunshot rang through the air and silenced everyone immediately. "Form an orderly line in front of the door! Only one in at a time!" The trigger-happy blonde shouted. Everyone immediately listened and lined up. One by one they all went inside the classroom to face the wrath of Adnan-sensei.

"It took all of you THIRTY minutes to find TWO people?" He roared. The class looked ashamed. "However, you did finally find them..." He twisted his head toward Lovino and Antonio.

"My awesomeness helped me find them!" Gilbert held his smirking head oh so high above the others.

"Ve~? But me and Luddy found them..." Feliciano replied.

"No it was the Hero! Heroes always find the damsels in distress!" Alfred did his signature thumbs-up/teeth sparkle combo.

"Pssshya, awesomeness over here rules the school!" Over in the corner seat, Mathais held his 'water' bottle high over his head. All because the Narcissistic Trio had to try and be all awesome, a huge argument erupted. Maybe someone spiked the water fountains again? Francis did have a knack for that.

Ludwig sighed, why can't everyone just get along? With the exception of Feliciano, all of them in that class were complete idiots, even his brother. He glanced over at Gilbert who was feeding his bird his homework. Even his brother...

[1] Fratello - Brother

[2] Niccolo Machiavelli - Was an Italian historian, philosopher, humanist, and writer based in Florence during the Renaissance. Plus, he was in the anime so I felt like putting him in~

[3] CRASH - If you do not remember, there was a cabinet door just barely hanging on its hinges last chapter

[4] ...Pudgy bird - Gilbird

[5] Mathais Kohler - Denmark

[6] 'water' bottle - Water bottle with vodka inside instead of water, people at my school have done if before

Guns are apparently completely normal in this school...well they kind of are at mine *Shooting Team uses them*

The Narcissitic Trio is also called the Awesome Trio, but in this case Narcissitic seemed like the better word.

Thank you to everyone who has read this, you are all amazing people! ^_^