I don't own any of this Ed, Edd n Eddy belongs to Cartoon network or Loud House as that belongs to Nickelodeon.
Lincoln searched all over the cul-da-sac for his friends, he checked their houses, the Lane, and the area near the candy store. His next destination was the junkyard, as he entered the junkyard Lincoln was thinking about the recent events that had happen with his sisters.
"I can't believe this!" He thought, "My sisters came up with that plan to separate me from my friends. Well I'm not going let them get away with this, oh no I'm going to hang with them until tomorrow when we go home. And then I'm going to ignore my sisters like they did to me."
"Now all I need to do is find them." Lincoln spoke to himself out loud.
He stops in front of a series of junk mountains, he calls the Eds names but gets no response. He then checks all over the junkyard and got to the retro van but still couldn't see or hear any of them.
Finally Lincoln decided to go on top of one of the junk mountains, so Lincoln did just that he walked up to the tallest one and started to climb it. It wasn't easy as he had to avoid pointy sharp objects, loose trash, and greasy, sticky things. Finally he manage to get to the top, he pants a few times before taking a look around. From there he could see the entire junkyard, the Lane, cul-da-sac, the woods, and the neighboring construction site.
Spotting movement near the edge of the site Lincoln looks to see the Eds run out of the forest with horrified looks on their faces. They ran towards a bulldozer and jumped into it.
Lincoln was really confused, "I wonder why their so scared?" His answer came to him shortly as the Kankers entered the area, feeling panic himself Lincoln dropped onto his stomach and watched them. Luckily the sisters didn't seem to notice them as they stopped and looked around the site. Lee pointed in separate directions and her two sisters split up with May going to a group of tires and Marie going to a large pipe.
Lee however moved forward towards the bulldozer, she stops and looked behind a stack of wooden planks.
"Oh no! Their searching for them! I gotta do something, but what?"
Lincoln thinks for a moment until an idea hits him.
Lori and the sisters walked through the cul-da-sac looking for their brother: Lori, Leni, and Luna stood in the middle of the cul-da-sac calling his name, Luan and Lisa walked around also calling his name, Lynn was on the branch of a tree searching the area, Lucy along with the twins search the bushes, and Lilly was on the grass sucking her thump.
They regrouped back together to where the three oldest sisters were.
"Any luck?" Lori asked.
They shook their heads slowly and sadly.
"Come on girls, he has to be here somewhere."
"But where Lori? I can't see him anywhere." Leni said with worry in her voice.
"I don't know Leni, but wherever he is we will find him."
"Excuse me? Can one of you help me?"
The voice spook the sisters, they look to the source on where it came from and saw Johnny 2x4 with his forehead stuck in the branch of a tree. The sisters approached him with surprised looks.
Luan: "Johnny what are you doing up there? Are you getting some wood." Luan laughed.
"No I'm stuck in the tree! I send Plank for help, but he's taking a very long time."
Looking past Johnny's dangling legs, they all could see Plank lying back first on the ground.
Luna: "Uh dude have you seen our bro?"
"Yes, he was here looking for Ed, Edd n Eddy earlier. Though from what I saw, I'm sure Kevin and the others caught them and beat them up." Johnny replied.
"What they do?" Lana asked.
"I don't know, I think it had something to do with lemonade." Johnny answered.
"So do you know where Lincoln went?" Lola asked
"No, but if he's looking for the Eds then he's most likely at the junkyard. After all that's where the Eds usually go."
"A junkyard? Oh that's just peachy." Lola muttered.
"Thanks for the information dude." Luna said, then she and her sisters ran off leaving Johnny alone.
"Wait what about me?" Johnny yelled, but the sisters were already out of sight.
"Oh well I'm sure Plank will come back with help soon."
The Kankers searched through the area for their ''boyfriends'' Marie was checking a big tire, May was checking a under constructed house, and Lee looked down in several holes.
After much searching they regrouped. "I don't see them anywhere Lee." May stated.
"Yeah my man is nowhere to be seen." Marie also stated.
Lee scratched her chin as she wondered where her man along with his hunky friends were. She takes a glance at a bulldozer and noticed three distinct hairs poking through the driver view. She smiles and directs her sisters gazes to the vehicle, the two smiled in a predatory way. They look at each other and nodded, together they tip toed to the bulldozer.
Lee grabbed the door and was about to open it, when a can of bacon soup hit the hood. They turn back to where the can came from and saw Lincoln standing on top of a massive pile of dirt with a pile of cans next to him.
"Hey leave my friends alone!" Lincoln shouted.
Lee smiled at the sight of him, "Well, well, well, if it isn't the white hair boy. We sure had fun playing with you the other day."
"Yeah, and we're willing to do it again. But if you leave us alone with our boyfriends will leave you alone." Marie added.
"Yeah." May snorted.
From his dirt pile Lincoln could see the Eds staring at him with Double Dee motioning him to run away. Lincoln ignored the motion and stood his ground, "NO! I'M NOT LEAVING! NOW GET OUT OF HERE!"
"And what are you going to do if we don't?" Lee resorted.
Lincoln throws another can at them and it hit Lee in the forehead. Lee rubs her head and looks at him with anger now growing on her face. "Your going to regret that brat!"
Another can hits her in the stomach making her clench it. Marie and May run at him, but they to got hit in head by the cans. He now throws them more rabidly hitting them in the stomachs, heads, and legs. He throws one can at May's face and knocks her down.
The Kankers braced themselves for more impacts, but when Lincoln went to pick up another can his hand only touched the dirt; looking down Lincoln discovered that he was out of ammo.
"Uh ho"
Feeling no more cans hitting them the Kankers looked at him with anger across their faces. Lincoln smiled nervously and lets out a few laughs, he runs down the other side and makes a run for it, but he didn't get far as May tackled him down.
Turning him on his back Lincoln was staring at very angry Kankers.
"I guess its to late to apologize." Lincoln said nervously.
The sisters had looked all over the junkyard for their brother with no success.
"Where could he be?" Lynn said.
Lucy: "I don't know he could be anywhere."
"I knew I shouldn't have turn off his chip." Lisa said in annoyance.
"What chip dude?" Luna asked.
"Nothing." Lisa bluntly stated.
"Come on guys I'm sure Lincoln is close by." Lori said in reassurance. Just then an all to familiar screamed fill their ears.
"LINCOLN!" They all said in concern.
Marie tied Lincoln's hands to a metal pole very tightly. Once she was done she went over to her sisters.
"Will deal with you later whitey, after we deal with our boyfriends." Lee said.
The Kankers headed back to the bulldozer where the quivering Eds were. But just as they opened the door and prepared to pounce on them a voice cut them off.
"HEY!"
The three growled in frustration due to being interrupted again. They turn around to see Lincoln's sisters running up to them.
May: "Oh what is it now?"
The sisters stopped right next to the dirt pile and gave them an angry look, due to them seeing Lincoln tied up to a pole.
Lori: "Did you tie up our brother?"
Marie: "Yeah what's it to ya toots?"
"Toots? Your going to wish you haven't said that." Lori growled.
"Listen we are just going give our boyfriends some affection, and then were going to teach your brother a lesson. So if you girls don't want to be taught a lesson to, I suggest you leave."
Lynn clenches her fist, "Your not going to lay one finger on him!"
Lola and Lana growled at the Kankers.
Lincoln looks at his sisters in worry, his anger with them was still kind of there but he knew what the Kankers could do and he didn't want them to get hurt. "Guys leave these girls are dangerous!"
Luna patted her fist against her hand, "Sorry bro. But these guys need to be taught a lesson."
"Yeah someone messes with you, they have to deal with us." Luan added.
"Besides I don't think those boys aren't their boyfriends." Leni stated.
Hearing that the Kankers got more angrier, "What do you mean by that girly?" Marie snarled.
"Well their like really scared, and I think that's a good sign that they don't like you." Leni replied.
The Kankers gasped before their faces twisted into complete rage with their faces turning sunburn red.
"YOUR GOING TO GET IT NOW!" They yelled. The Kankers charged at them and the Louds also charged, but before they impact with each other Leni yelled for them to stop and the two groups stopped as if they were in a freeze frame. Leni goes to the sidelines and places Lilly down.
"Okay wait here Lilly."
Lilly nodded and pulled out some popcorn from her dipper. Leni then goes back to the two groups, once she was in place and told them that it was okay the two groups got into a RUMBLE!
May punched Leni in the stomach, Lucy jumps onto her face causing her to struggle to get the Goth girl off her.
Lola and Lana charged at Marie at both her sides, Marie punched them hard in the faces knocking both the twins down. Lisa throws a green liquid beaker at her, but Marie grabs it and threw it back at her, it hit the ground next to Lisa which exploded on impact this caused Lisa to fly off and land hard onto the ground.
Luan then ran up to her, and used her joy buzzer to shock her hand. Marie winced in pain, she turns to Luan angrily and ripped her fake flower off her shirt, she turns it around and squirted the water inside it into Luan's eyes, which made Luan let go of her as she rubbed her eye. Marie used this open window to grab her by the chest and legs, lifted her up over her head and threw her into Lisa who was slowly getting up. She then grabbed both the twins by the hair and threw them to.
Lee ducked as Luna swung her fist at her face, Luna swings again and Lee dodges it again. She returns her own punch and hit her in between her legs, Luna winced in pain and clenched her private. Lee then pushes her down and turns her onto her stomach, Lee pins her down and grabbed her leg; she lifts up her leg and bended until it reached its limits. Luna pounded her fists against the ground.
Lee laughed as she heard the rocker girl groaned in pain.
Lucy gave May a few good punches to face as May scrambled to get her off. May then grabbed Lucy by the side and pulled the Goth off her face, she then threw her at Leni and the two fell onto the ground. With those two out of the way May looked over at Marie, and saw her and Lynn rolling on the ground.
Lynn had manage to get Marie onto her back and gave her a series of punches on her face. She was about to deliver a hard punch to the nose when she felt arms wrap around her stomach. She was lifted off the blue hair girl and thrown onto the ground. Lynn got up quickly and only just dodged the oncoming attack from May, Lynn kicks her stomach in response which May clenched. Marie comes from her side, Lynn grabbed her hand and used all her strength to pull and push her into a smaller dirt pile.
Suddenly she felt intense pain on her leg as May used her buck teeth to bite down on it. Lynn punched her face, but she refused to let go. Marie took this distraction to tackle the athletic girl. Now Lynn was getting beat up by the two Kankers.
Luna was thrown where Leni and Lucy were.
"Oh man these dudes are tough." Luna groaned.
"I think I see stars Luna." Leni said in a daze.
"I rather be dealing with that monster then these guys." Lucy added.
In the bulldozer the Eds watched the whole thing from the safety of the driver cap.
Double Dee didn't like the situation most of Lincoln's sisters were down leaving Lynn who was getting beaten up by Marie and May, and Lori who is currently in a stand off with Lee. Double Dee could also see Lincoln watching in horror as his sisters were getting the snot beat out of them.
"Oh dear we gotta do something guys."
Eddy turned to him in surprise, "Like what sockhead? These are the Kankers we can't do anything against them. After all remember what happen last time we wrestled them."
Double Dee cringed in pain as memories of the Mask Mumbler flashed through his mind. He shook off that cringed as determination showed, "Even so Eddy we gotta do something."
Ed then raised his hand up in a heroic pose with a matching heroic frown. "Ed saves new friend's sisters!" Ed grabs the controls of the bulldozer.
"Ed what are you doing?" Double Dee asked in alarm.
With a push on the controls the bulldozer moved forward in fast speed.
Lee stood in a standoff against the oldest Loud sister.
"Just look around toots, your other sisters are defeated and that athletic sister of yours is getting the crud beaten out of her."
"Well I'm literally going to turn the tables." Lori snarled.
The two run at each other, but just when Lee raised her fist the bulldozer came up at her from the side and dragged her away. The bulldozer turned towards Marie, May, and Lynn.
The three looked at the oncoming vehicle in surprised fear. Lynn jumps out of the way, but Marie and May weren't fast enough and got dragged with their oldest sister. The front part of the vehicle flips upward, and the Kanker sisters were thrown into the air in the direction of the trailer park.
The Bulldozer crashes into the dirt pile, which caused it to get buried under.
With the Kankers gone the Loud sisters got up and ran over to Lincoln, Lana did a quick work on untying the rope. Once he was out they all hugged him and asked if he was okay.
"I'm fine guys, I'm more worried about you. You guys did get such a whooping."
Lynn: "It's fine Lincoln. Besides at least I can learn some new moves for next time."
Lola rubbed her cheek gently, "Speak for yourself, I got big ugly bruises on my cheeks."
"And I need a new pair of glasses." Lisa stated while holding her busted glasses.
"And a new flower." Luan added while holding her prank flower.
A noise from the dirt pile brings them out of their conversation. They look to see the Eds crawl out from under the dirt, "Nice thinking Ed." Eddy said sarcastically.
"Your welcome Eddy." Ed replied cheerfully.
"Oh dear look at these dirt stains. It's going to take a while to get them out."
"Hey."
The Eds look up to see the Loud family approached them. They recoiled for a bit, but their smiles creased their worry.
"Listen thanks for saving me and my sister Lynn." Lori began.
"It's no problem Mrs. Lori, we just couldn't leave you with the Kankers."
"Though a bulldozer was a bit much." Lisa bluntly said.
"Well Ed had decided that it was the best action." Double Dee replied.
The two groups stood their staring at each other, "Anyway so let me see if I got it right." Lori started. "It was the Kankers that beat up our brother and not you guys."
Double Dee nodded, "Yes as I was trying to tell you earlier."
"Oh well were sorry for accusing you on beating up are brother."
"Apology accepted Lori."
Eddy: "I'll accept it for a quarter."
Double Dee gave him a stern look. "Alright fine I accept it."
Ed bounced up and down in excitement, "Yay! Now new friend's sisters are now friends of mine?"
Luan scratched her head in confusion, "Wait what did he just say?"
Eddy shrugs, "I don't know he says random stuff half the time."
Lori then turns to her brother, "And Lincoln were sorry for trying to separate you from your friends."
"It's okay Lori." Lincoln gives Lori a hug, Lori returns it and the other sisters joined in. The Eds watched this with Ed and Double Dee smiling at the sight, and Eddy rolling his eyes.
They broke from the hug, and Double Dee walked up to them with a pleasant smile.
"You know this calls for a trip to the swimming hole."
The Loud sisters all talked at once in excitement. And so together the Eds and the Loud siblings went out towards the swimming hole to have a great time with each other.
