We're busy getting ready for the show. Alex's arm wasn't hurting too bad today, only because I make him relax it whenever he can. I get everything on, including my shoes in the bathroom since it's easier and saves time. Alex relaxes on the bed while waiting for me.
"Well I guess I won't be getting the night off tonight. I have to defend the title." I say, coming out of the bathroom.
"Well hopefully you'll get someone easy." He says, smiling at my appearance.
"It's either Brie, Eve or Beth Pheonix..."
"Beth is nice but I hope it ends up being one of the others."
"And it's the first match of the night...great."
"At least you get it over with quickly." He points out.
"True...and you'll finally get to come out with me after what two weeks or so of tag matches."
"Yeah." He smiles.
"Then I get to change back into this...which is why you're looking me over right now."
"I can't help it. You always look beautiful love." He smirks.
"And will look even more beautiful in two days." He adds.
"Right." I smile.
"And speaking of looks...it's about time you wear jeans. It's been what a year now?"
"Its been a while, I know." Alex chuckles.
"Well, I think we should be getting down to the car now. Still need to make it to the arena so I can change for my match."
Alex nods and gets up from the bed, walking over to get his bag and to steal a kiss from me. Then I grab my bag and we head out to wait for Aly and Mike. She opens the bathroom door and hangs onto the doorjam while she pulls on her shoes. He finishes putting his shoes on and gets his things together after she comes out of the bathroom from putting her shoes on. She puts a few things into her purse.
"You look amazing as always." He smiles.
"Thank you." She replies as he walks up behing her.
He wraps his arms around her from behind resting his hands on her stomach, and then kisses her shoulder, before resting his chin on it. She leans her head against his and places his hands over his, smiling softly.
"Love you."
"Love you too." She repsonds, turning her head and nuzzling his cheek.
"Tonight's going to be interesting with the fans voting."
"Yeah."
"But anyways, are you ready to go?"
"Mmhmm." She steals a kiss from him and he licks his lips afterwards.
"...raspberry?"
"Yes. Not the raspberry sorbet but plain raspberry." She laughs as she untangle herself from him and picks up her purse.
"I still like it..." He grins.
"I know you do and you can have it...later."
"I'm holding you to that."
"I know." She gives him a sultry smile over her shoulder as she walks to the door.
He grabs his bag off the table and follows her, then they both head out and down to the car. A short time alter fins us at the arena, Aly and I walking to the Diva's locker room so I can change.
"And here I thought I'd have tonight off."
"Well it is the people's choice and apparently they like you."
"Well I'd rather be liked than hated."
"Very true." She nods.
Then we reach the locker room and walk in, but that's when I stop in my tracks when I see blonde hair.
"Oh great." Aly rolls her eyes.
"Please don't tell me she's replacing one of the choices to go against me..."
"Hey she's easy so what are you worried about?" Aly laughs.
"Oh yeah, that's right." I laugh too.
"Exactly, what the heck. Haha." Aly nudges my shoulder.
"I don't know what I was thinking." I snicker.
"Then let's hope the fans DO pick her. It'll be a blessing to beat the little weakling."
"I hope so." Aly looks amused as she sits down while I start pulling my things out of my bag.
That's when Maryse turned around. First she sees me, then she sees you and well she starts to get a little bit mad, because of the new last week she overheard from me. Aly's not paying attention to her since she and I are talking. She reclines in the chair she sat in, laying her hands on her belly. She waits until the perfect time to pick a fight with both of us, especially Aly. And that's when I finish getting ready for the match.
"I have to get up now don't I." Aly sighs.
"Looks like it..."
"Aww." She moves her hands and pushes herself up.
But when she stands up, she comes face to face with Maryse who was glaring at her.
"Can I help you?" She asks blandly, raising an eyebrow.
"So that's why you haven't been competeing." She states the obvious, pointing to Aly stomach.
"Duh."
"Wow, the bleaching really has gone to your head hasn't it?" I say amusedly.
Aly laughs and high fives me.
"I really hope the fans pick you as my opponent. I really do..."
"Have fun losing." She says to Maryse, smirking.
"If I'm picked I won't lose. I've held that title before, and I can hold it again."
"Hah, yeah okay." Aly scoffs.
"You complain even if you break a nail in the ring..." I add.
Aly mimics the crybaby face that Mike makes. This gets her a little bit more mad and she smacks her hand away to stop the crybaby face. She then raises her hand like she's gonna slap her.
"You can't do that..." I sing under my breath.
"Do it, I dare you. You'll be suspended so fast your head will spin. Not to mention how pissed off Mike will be." Aly states, staring her down.
"You get suspended you don't get to be in the choices for the title match. And if you're not in the choices...you don't get to compete." I add.
Her hand starts to lower.
"Wise decision."
"Oh and a piece of advice. Get over yourself and leave Mike and I the hell alone."
Then we start to leave, with the title belt in my hands. But I stop for a second and then suddenly mimic her hair flip and my hair ends up hitting her in the face. Then I mimic her hand thing, and we finally leave. Aly laughs as we walk away.
"Your hair hit her in the face, that was great."
"That was the plan." I laugh.
"Ohhh man. I really hope they choose her so you can kick her ass. I wanna come out there with you if it's her."
"You all can come out with me if it's her. Because I want Alex to come out with me, and you want to. Might as well have all of you come out."
"Right."
"But now to go watch the start of the show..."
She nods and wa walk back to the room.
When we walk into the room, Mike's all set for the night...changed into his ring gear which is the red from last night. Aly sits next to him on the couch and I sit next to Alex on the other couch as we watch the start of the show. The show starts and the Raw intro plays, before the pyros go off and we see the ring. After the show is introduced and it shows that it's the People's Choice Raw, before Punk's music hits and he walks out. Aly rolls her eyes, snuggling into Mike. He takes his time getting to the ring, before grabbing a mic to talk and his music fades as we see him sitting in the middle of the ring.
"Must be storytime." I laugh.
"Apparently and it's not a story I really care to hear about so I'm going to read now." Aly snorts, reaching over and pulling out a pregnancy book out of her purse.
"Power to the people. You know by the looks of you, I would not trust any of you with the content of this television program. What kind of awful decisions will you people make tonight? I mean after Raw you chose to live in Baltimore, Maryland. You can move you know."
"Why don't you move...out of the ring."
"Luckily everything involving me tonight has nothing to do with you. You cannot make decisions that guide my career. I...am the best wrestler in the world. I soundly defeated Rey Mysterio last night at Capitol Punishment. I soundly defeated John Cena last week right here on Monday night Raw. Yes ladies and gentlemen, wins and losses still do mean something. This means I am the number one contender for the WWE Championship. This is not a debate, this is not an argument, I am simply stating a fact based on my accomplishments over the past 2 weeks. Now I would like the anonymous Raw general manager...whoever you may be...to shoot an email over there to the podium, to Michael Cole, and make it official. I want to officially know that I am the number one contender for the WWE Championship. I want my match scheduled now. I do not want the match tonight, I want the match in my hometown at the 2nd annual Money In The Bank Pay-Per-View."
"Which by the way, Money In The Bank...two years in a row at Wrestlemania, I did it. You're looking at the winner right here. So consider this an old fashioned sit-in, I am not leaving Mr. and/or Mrs. Raw general manager, until you make the announcement...CM Punk is the number one contender for the WWE Championship of the woooooooorld."
"Not gonna happen."
"He wishes."
Sure enough the GM chimes in.
"Can I have your attention please?"
"No! No no, come on. Look..."
Then Punk starts repeating what Cole says about receiving the email from the GM.
"...he's gonna tell you and everybody else, and everybody in the world that I'm that I'm the number one contender. Let's do it! Get up there!"
"Very well. And I quote. Mr. Punk I understand your demands, and I will certainly take them under consideration. However right now...I'll ask you to leave the ring."
"Okay Cole, you know I love you. I know you're just doing your job, but he's asking me to leave the ring? He or she is asking me to leave the ring? Okay...I'm not..." Punk starts to say but the GM chimes in again.
"Holy hell, what now."
"And I quote. I suggest you leave the ring right now."
"Until you announce me as the number one contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels." Punk says and another chime rings out.
"I wanna smash that computer right now...enough's enough."
"And I quote. I was going to name you the number one contender later tonight. But since I feel a twinge of disrespect, now you're going to have to earn it. So tonight you will go one on one with Alberto Del Rio and the winner will be the number one contender for the WWE Championship."
"You know, I'm used to a lot of people around here making some bad decisions, but Alberto Del Rio has one fluke win over the Big Show. One fluke..." Punk's cut off again by the GM.
"MAKE IT STOP."
"Oh my god, this is ridiculous." Aly says as she looks up from her book.
"And I quote. Now your number one contender match will be a triple threat match. You vs Alberto Del Rio vs Rey Mysterio."
Punk's face changes and the Raw theme plays before Punk could respond. Then he starts arguing with Cole and Jerry and Booker. He kicks the steel steps and ends up hurting himself and walks away semi-limping.
"Ahahaha he hurt himself. That's what you get for throwing a tantrum."
"We're going to decide who Carly is going to defend her Diva's championship against. And it's all up to you, it's in your hands. WWE Universe...will it be A, Maryse...will it be B, Brie Bella, or will it be C, Beth Phoenix. All you have to is text A, B, or C to 46993 or GOWWE." Cole explains.
Aly and I exchange looks and snicker. Then Jerry shows us how you vote, and we see that he votes for Maryse. The screen changes to Maryse, then shows Brie, and then shows Beth before going to a commercial. Aly mocks the hair flip without hitting Mike and I crack up laughing.
"Oh it's gonna be great to beat her, if she's picked. But you know what I just realized...not all of you can come out with me. It can either be me, you and Alex or me, you and Mike. But not all four of us because of the feud." I add.
"Right." Aly sighs.
"You three can go out, it's okay." Mike says.
"You sure?"
"Yeah, as long as Alex keeps an eye on you." Mike says, half to her and half to Alex while kissing the top of her head.
"Of course. I wouldn't let anything happen to my sister and my future niece or nephew." Alex remarks.
I smile at that comment as Aly, me and Alex get up. She gives Mike a quick kiss before we head out the door and wait for the commercial to be over by the curtain.
"I'm going to laugh if it's Frenchie." Aly says, smirking.
"I really hope it is her...guaranteed easy win."
"Yup."
The commercial seemed to pass by quicker than we thought. The tech guy played music
"The following is a Power to the People pick the opponent match, and it is for the WWE Diva's Championship!" Justin announces as Aly, Alex and myself walk out and I pose at the top of the ramp.
"Introducing first accompanied to the ring by Alex Riley and Sadie Trouble. She is the WWE Diva's Champion...Carly!" Justin finishes as we walk down the ramp.
I do the usual entrance to the ring, while Alex just slides in and then he holds the ropes for her and she carefully gets in. He and Alex move away from the ropes and watch me do my poses in the corners. After I was done, I walk over to Aly and Alex. My music is cut suddenly to show the results of the voting for my opponent. There's a long drumroll before the results are revealed and Maryse got 53 percent of the vote, making her my opponent. We immediately start laughing and highfive. We see Maryse backstage again and she has the usual smirk on her face and she does her hand thing to Eve and Beth as her music plays, then making her way to the ring.
"She won't be smirking for long." Aly laughs.
"Nope."
Maryse gets into the ring and gets in our faces. I glare back at with just as much as she's glaring at us. Then I raise the title up, still glaring at her. The ref comes over to break us apart and when she backs off, then the ref motions for Aly and Alex to get out.
"Good luck, though you won't need it. Give her some extra beating for me." Aly says, hugging me.
"I plan on it." I smirk.
She laughs and backs away. Alex steps up and kisses me. Then they both get out of the ring, and I hand the title to the ref and he raises it up for all to see before handing to an attendant ringside. The bell rings and Maryse starts kicking her feet at me, which is strange. At the moment she stopped, I swept her feet out from under her and she fell back onto the mat. She quickly crawls over to the ropes and goes to kick me again. I grab her foot and leave her hopping, and then she tries to roundhouse kick me in the face, but I duck and I drop her foot making her land face first on the mat. I then drop my leg on her and we both get up fairly quickly. She crawls into the ropes again, not knowing that I was gonna get her again. So I walked up to her and pressed my knee into the back of her neck, making her throat press against the bottom rope. The ref counts and makes me let go, and she falls backwards onto the mat. I go for the pin early, but Maryse kicks out. I get Maryse in a hold that is quite painful, and the ref is asking her is she wants to quit, but she declines. She gets up and counters, making me let go. But like the weakling she is, I fight back just as hard and I grab her by the hair and slam her backwards onto the mat. I go for the pin again, but she kicks out. I guess my finisher is gonna be the only thing that I can beat her with. I just back away and watch as she recovers slowly, laughing to myself. She crawls over to the corner and leans into it, standing up. Since I'm in the opposite corner right now watching her, I can get her again. So I get ready and then I charge at her, but little did I know she revovers and moves out of the way quickly, making me hit the corner full force. Then she grabs me by my hair and slams me backwards, and starts dragging me along by my hair.
She goes for the pin, but I kick out. I roll around on the mat and recover the best I can. But then I come up with a plan on tricking Maryse. I lay there still like I'm knocked out and when she comes over to me and goes to pick me up, I grab her and roll her up going for the pin, but she kicks out. That's when it's full momentum for me, every time she gets up I clothesline her back down. At the last try of hers I pick her up on my shoulders for Alex's finisher but she gets out of that too. Now I'm frustrated. She goes to hit me again when I least expect it, but I duck and when she turns back around I do my signature roundhouse kick, resulting in knocking her out. I quickly go for the pin and the ref counts to 3, and I retain the title. Alex and Aly cheer. The ref grabs the title and hands it back to me and raises my hand in victory. I then roll out of the ring on the side that Aly and Alex were. She hugs me while laughing.
"Never learns..."
"Nope." She pulls away and moves.
Alex hugs me as well, giving me a short kiss. Then we make our way around the ring and back up the ramp, and head backstage. Aly goes right to the room, while Alex comes with me so that I can change back into my dress. After a few minutes I come out with my bag. Alex smiles and puts his arm around me, kissing the top of my head.
"Well I'm not hurt, so looks like I'm all good to go for Wednesday."
"I'm glad to hear that."
"Only thing we'll have to worry about is you, if you're in a match...which is so likely."
"Of course." He nods.
Then we go to walk away and back to the room, but the voice of Ted stops us.
"Now what does he want..." I mumble.
"What the hell do you want Dibiase?" Alex says flatly, glaring.
"I just want to apologize for what I've done lately."
"I know, but I won't be bothering you anymore."
"Good." Alex states.
"Appreciate the apology." I nod.
"You're welcome. Congratulations on the wedding by the way." Ted says.
"Thanks...this doesn't mean you can come though, just so you know."
"I know."
"Well we gotta go, so I'll see you around."
He nods. Alex and I then return to walking down the hall.
"Oh and speaking of Wednesday...I gave John an open invitation..." I comment.
"You did?"
"...yeah."
"If that's what you want then I'm okay with that. I'm not going to cause any trouble if you're worrying about that."
"Oh I know you're not gonna cause any trouble. I thought I'd tell you, because I talked to him last night at the Pay-Per-View."
"Oh."
"Aly did talk to him...normally."
"Wow, really?" Alex looks surprised.
"Yeah, he apologized to her for everything and she talked to him a bit."
"Wow I'm surprised. I figured she'd ignore him."
"Yeah me too." I say as we stop outside the door.
I knock of course, and we hear a response before walking in. We find Aly draped over the arm of the couch while Mike rubs her lower back.
"Back hurt?" I ask, sitting down.
"Mmhmm."
"Awww."
"This is helping immensely." She mumbles.
"You're welcome." Mike says.
She reaches back and squeezes one of his hands.
"Love you."
"Love you too."
She moves her hand and he resumes rubbing her back.
"So what'd we miss?"
"Oh just that Evan has a match now. His opponent is either gonna be Lispy, Mason or Sin Cara."
"Ohh."
Then we watch as the voting results are on the screen. The result ends up being Mason Ryan with 51 percent of the vote.
"Boooo."
"Poor Evan."
"Yeah, but you never know though...Evan's quick. He could beat him."
"I don't think it's going to work this time."
The match starts and Evan is hopping around Mason in circles, and is really quick in getting away from him. He kicks him once in the leg, and he had control of the match for a bit. Then Mason Ryan takes over and a 'Batista' chant breaks out. But Aly was right, Evan couldn't do it this time and Mason Ryan pinned him for the win.
"Awww, poor Evan."
"I told you."
While Ryan was walking up the ramp, we see the next matchup, which is between Kane and Mark Henry. The choices for the type of match were a body slam match, an arm wrestling match or an over the top rope match. Then we see Mark Henry walking through backstage to head towards the ring.
"Stupid match."
"Yeah. All the choices are pointless."
"Yup." Aly agrees, closing her eyes.
Before coming back to the show we see that next Monday is gonna be the return for Raw Roulette, and it's gonna be in none other than Las Vegas.
"I like Vegas." Aly comments, giggling.
"That's because you got married there." I add.
"Exactly."
We then see what went on at Smackdown last Friday between Big Show and Mark Henry, before going back to the ring to see him coming out. Then we see what he did to Big Show at Capitol Punishment last night. After his music fades he talks.
"Now you see what happens when the world's largest athlete meets the world's strongest man. Somebody gets punished. Just like at Capitol Punishment last night. You see, Big Show...you got punished. Just like you punished me last Friday Night on Smackdown."
"Oh boo hoo."
After he stops talking, there's another commercial. Once we come back we find out that it's an arm wrestling match.
"He's always in those kinds of matches. It's retarded."
Mike and Alex agree. Aly makes a small noise of agreement herself, too relaxed to actually say anything. Kane comes out and the arm wrestling table thing is set up in the middle of the ring. Just like always when the ref gets set to let their hands go, Mark Henry pulls his hands away a couple times complaining about something. It finally gets going and Henry was winning, until Kane was gaining strength. That's when like always, Mark Henry flipped out and attacked Kane. I sigh and roll my eyes. After Kane went through the announcer's table, they replay the footage. Once Mark Henry was up the ramp getting ready to head backstage, we see what Truth did to John last Monday with a water bottle to the head and whatnot.
"Oh joy, we have to see HIM next?"
"Who?" Aly asks without opening her eyes.
"The whacko."
"Ugh." She makes a face.
"Darn...I'm gonna have to stop Lyssa. There's supposed to be something happening between me, Christian and Truth out there. Christian is coming out after Truth talks for a while, then after they talk back and forth, I go out." Mike explains.
"Awww." She groans.
"But when I come back, I can continue."
"...okay."
He moves his hands, and then stands up. He leans down and kisses her after.
"I'll be back." He says, before heading out the door.
"Stupid interruptions." She mumbles.
Truth starts walking out after the commercial, and he's talking to himself and to fans ringside, before getting into the ring and going over and grabbing a mic to talk.
"I can see that the people in Balitmore have no home training. So I'll let ya'll continue to act like the animals that you are. Are ya'll having fun tonight? So ya'll glad that ya'll in charge, and get to make the calls right? I made a call to myself in my head, you know?"
"I'm sure you did."
"Last night at Capitol Punishment, I didn't think this thing out clearly. Don't what me." Truth says after the crowd says 'what', and they do it again anyway.
"You see I asked myself, I said Self, who do you think is gonna try to get you?'. I thought it...I thought it might've been that computer right there. Then I thought it might be John Cena. Stop what-ing me! But you know what happened folks? I got okeydoked by Little Jimmy!"
"Yeah and it was funny."
"I got got by Little Jimmy, that ain't fun...shut up! You see, I knew it was a conspiricy. All you little Jimmys, and all you Big Jimmys, even the Mama Jimmys..." Truth starts to say when Christian's music cuts him off.
"Truth...Truth I feel what you're coming from dog, I feel where you're coming from." Christian says as he walks down the ramp to the ring.
"Power to the people? Power to the people, what a complete joke." He adds, getting into the ring.
"You see I've been in this business 17 long years, and I finally became the World Heavyweight Champion. Only...only to have it stolen from me five days later, when I wasn't 100 percent. Why? Because these people decided that I should face Randy Orton. And yes since then I've had...I've had my opportunities, I've had my setbacks, but that's not my fault. That's not my fault. I blame...I blame horrible audiences, horrible crowds just like this one here in Baltimore. I blame a horrible general manager, and now to top it all off horrible refereeing, which was never more evident than it was last night. Hey, do me a favor would ya'."
"What do you need?"
"Take a look at this footage from Capitol Punishment. Take a look."
The screen shows the footage from last night and Randy was going for the pin, and we can clearly see Christian's foot under that bottom rope.
"Well...he is right."
"Yeah well it's happened to other people and you don't see them flipping out, do you?"
"Wait a minute...that's the ref that was in Mike's championship matches that screwed him over..."
"Hate that guy." Aly mutters.
"Now look at this. My foot was clearly underneath the bottom rope. My shoulder should've never been counted down to the mat. This isn't fair! I should be standing here before all of you as the brand new World Heavyweight Champion."
"You should be."
"Now I'm not out here to ask, I'm out here to demand justice be served. Truth...I just need one more shot. I just need one more opportunity to become the World Heavyweight Champion. That's all I need."
"You've had how many?"
"Whacko actually makes some sense."
"Gasp."
"That's not the point. The point is I got screwed. I got robbed!"
"Well at least you've been champion. I had my title match last night, and I got got by Little Jimmy! Stop laughing at me!"
"Who the hell is little Jimmy?"
"You see maybe in Canada, they don't have Little Jimmys. But here in America, the Little Jimmys want me to be a good R-Truth."
Then a 'Little Jimmy' chant breaks out, before Mike's music hits. Aly opens her eyes and looks up at the tv.
"Really? Really? Really? You two want to complain about what happened to you last night? You whiners. You bunch of crybabies. Wah wah wah wah!" Mike says walking down the ramp to the ring.
"I mean Christian, you want to complain about a bad referee call? And R-Truth, you're complaining about a Little Jimmy!" Mike adds, getting into the ring.
"My gripes are legitimate. A parson referee should not be physically involved in a match. Alex Riley didn't win the match last night. Alex Riley had a victory handed to him on a silver platter."
"Hold on a second Miz, hold on. The situations are just a little bit...a little bit different than what you're saying here. You were fighting your apprentice last night...and you were unsuccessful, but Truth and I were actually in title matches last night!" Christian retorts.
"Ouch."
"How dare you?"
"How dare me? How dare you?" Christian says, then turns to Truth.
"How dare me? How dare you?" Truth says to Christian.
"Really? Really? Really?" Mike says to Christian, then Truth and back to Christian.
"Really? Really?" Christian says to Mike, then Truth.
"Really?" Truth says to Mike.
"Really?" Mike repeats to Christian.
"Riley!" Christian yells.
"Riley? Randy!" Mike retorts.
"Randy? Riley!" Christian adds.
"Randy!"
"Riley!"
"Randy!"
"Riley!"
"Randy!"
"Riley!"
"Randy!"
"Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!"
We start laughing. Mike goes to say something else, but Teddy Long's music stops him.
"Oh what's he's doing out there?" I say once we see him walk on out.
"He's going to set up a match, watch."
"Wait wait wait. Shut up! Just just just just just just shut it up. Now I'm pretty sure that all these people don't want to see the three of you blabbering in that ring. They want to see you in action. So I tell you what...tonight's main event will be the three of you teaming up in a six-man tag team match. And the people will choose what type of match it is going to be. And your opponents will be the team of Alex Riley, the World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton, and the WWE Champion John Cena! Holla'!"
"I told you."
"Since when does he make decisions around here? He's the GM for Smackdown not Raw. Makes no sense."
"I don't know either."
Mike, Christian and Truth stay in the ring talking about the match and everything, before we see that up next that Dolph is gonna defend the title. The 3 choices of his match are a 2 out of 3 falls, Vickie banned from ringside, or a submission match.
"Ohhhh so voting for Vickie banned from ringside." I say taking out my phone to vote.
Aly laughs and lays her head back down on the arm of the couch, shifting a little in discomfort.
"Still hurts?" I ask, noticing her discomfort.
"Yeah." She grimaces.
"Well Mike should be back soon."
She nods lightly and closes her eyes, trying to ignore the feeling. A few moments later Mike came back into the room and he walked back over to Aly on the couch. She was off in her thoughts and didn't hear him come back in. She shifts again with a sigh.
"Her back still hurts." I say to him.
"Ohhh." He says and puts his hands on her lower back.
She jumps and her eyes shoot open, her head turning.
"Oh...you scared me. I didn't hear you come in." She sighs, relaxing.
"Sorry."
"It's okay." She turns and kisses him lightly.
Then she lays her head back down on the arm of the couch again, and he continues rubbing her lower back from earlier.
"Magic hands." She mumbles, closing her eyes.
The match with Ziggler was on now and he walked out to the usual introduction from Vickie. Then Kofi came out and the match was determined. The match unfortunately ended up being a 2 out of 3 falls instead of Vickie being banned from ringside.
"Damn."
The match basically took forever once it got started. Kofi got the first fall out of three after a long time. But in the end Kofi won by DQ after Dolph hit him Kofi with a microphone.
"Boring."
Alex nods in agreement. After a bunch of things we see that the triple threat #1 contender's match is next. It can either be a no DQ, a falls count anywhere, or a submission match.
"Again...I repeat...BORING."
"Yeah." Mike agrees.
"Ehhhhh." I say, leaning my head on Alex's shoulder.
He chuckles and lays his head against mine. I feel like I'm gonna fall asleep, but before my eyes close I see on the screen that Shawn is gonna be a guest on next week's Raw.
"Heyyyyy."
"What?" Aly asks sleepily.
"Shawn's gonna be on Raw next week."
"Ohhh. Nice."
"He didn't tell us again..."
"I think he likes to pull pranks."
Then Justin introduces Del Rio and he comes in with his expensive car like always. He takes his time getting to the ring, and when he finally gets in, he snatches the mic away from Justin.
"Blehhh...it's the Dorito."
"Not worth paying attention to." I roll my eyes, and snuggle into Alex.
He then goes on talking about his destiny. Destiny this, destiny that...blah blah blah. After another commercial break, Punk comes out and then Rey comes out. While I was snuggled into Alex, I actually kind of fell asleep. So the match just flew on by since I was out. I had woken up halfway through Punk's speech, seeing that he had won the match of course. All I heard was that he was leaving when he wins the WWE Championship at the Money In The Bank Pay-Per-View.
"Oh wow." I remark.
"Well looks like there won't be any Nexus after next month."
"Hopefully." Alex agrees.
Punk's still in the ring when we find out the next match. It's between Cody and Daniel Bryan. It can either be a paper bag match, a no count out match or a collegiate rules match.
"Pffft paper bag match."
"That would be fun to see."
After the commercial, Daniel Bryan is in the ring and then Cody comes out. The voting thing comes up and the fans have decided that the match be a no count out match.
"Eh, could care less about this."
Even though Cody did apologize to me for everything, I still didn't want to watch him. But in the end Daniel Bryan won and he got the Lebel Lock on Cody and out of nowhere Ted came out and started attacking Bryan. But after he was attacked and weak, Cody put one of the paper bags on his head.
"Oookay then."
"Riiiight." Alex raises an eyebrow.
After a while we find out there's gonna be a dance off between Vickie and either Cole, Booker or Jerry. We see that Vickie is in the ring with Matt Striker.
"Alright WWE Universe, tonight the power is in your hands. Vickie Guerrero will be competing in a dance competition. Vickie you will be dancing first, is there anything you'd like to say?"
"Of course. Excuse me! Last night my man became the new United States Champion. Tonight I will win this dance-off. You see for those of you who do not know, I have had fifteen years of dance training. I am an expert at ballet, jazz and exotic dancing. My stage name used to be Peaches."
"Oh awkward!" I make a face.
"And to quote the famous Sable, 'This goes out to all the men who came to see me, and the women who want to be me'. Hit the music."
"Oh good god. I think I may be scarred for life."
The music starts and she starts dancing...I just want to throw up. Then she starts pretending to flirt with Matt. He's not into it at all, and I don't blame him. Then she kisses him and the music fades.
"Ewwww."
"Gross." Mike grimaces.
"Ahem...okay...now it's time to see who Vickie will dance against and hopefully they won't do that to me. So let's take a look."
The end result ends up being Cole, he's gonna make a fool of himself.
"Oh jeez." Alex says.
"This is gonna be a trainwreck haha."
"Oh yeah." Mike chuckles.
"Can I have your attention please! Just sit back and enjoy perfection."
The music hits and he starts dancing. Then he attempts the Worm and epically fails. Booker and Jerry are just cracking up, and then Cole tries the Spin-a-rooni. The music fades as he grabs the mic and dances a bit more.
"Now can you dig that, Bookerrrrr!"
The fans get to pick the winner, and well they end up picking Cole. Vickie flips out and walks over towards Cole in the corner and slaps him. He looks dazed and he falls to the apron holding his face as Vickie leaves.
"Wow."
Then we find out that up next is the tag match involving Mike and Alex.
"...great."
"Staying here like usual?" Alex asks me.
"Yeah, it's safer that way since we don't know if it's gonna be a one fall to finish, 20 minute time limit, or an elimination match."
He nods and leans down for a kiss.
"Be careful..." I say after he pulls away.
"I will. Love you."
"Love you too."
Mike stops rubbing Aly's back and waits for the whine. It never happens and he gets up and walks over to her head, discovering that she fell asleep. He leans down and kisses her head, before leaving the room after Alex. I stretch out on the couch and get comfortable. After a while the match had finally started. First to come out was Truth, after him it was Christian and then of course after him was Mike. They all talk in the ring, until Alex's music hits and he walks out waiting at the end of the ramp for the next person to come out. That person was Randy, then they both got in the ring and waited until John came out. Once he did, we found out that it would be an elimination match for this tag team match. After the commercial it was John against Mike in the ring. They lock up and Mike gets him in a headlock, before John reverses it and then Mike reverses and gets John in another headlock. John flips Mike and gets out of it and starts throwing punches, getting Mike in the corner. Then he charges at Mike as he's in the opposite corner and drops him face first after running. John goes for the cover, but Mike kicks out. John gets up along with Mike an twists his arm, tagging in Randy. John holds him until Randy comes in and kicks Mike in the gut. Then he puts him in the corner and takes him out of it and gives him an uppercut. He grabs him by the arm and then kicks him in the chest, and Mike starts getting into the corner. Randy goes to throw Mike into the corner, but he reverses with an Irish Whip, sending Randy into it. But when Randy comes back, he clothesline him and then glares at Christian.
Then Randy jumps and his knee makes impact with Mike's face. He goes for the pin, but Mike kicks out. Randy throws him into the ropes and when he comes back he kicks Randy in the shoulder as he's bent over, then kicks him in the face after coming off the ropes again. Then Mike starts to stomp on Randy's chest before tagging in Christian. Randy starts losing momentum with Christian and soon enough he went over with Randy and tagged in Truth. Truth kept at Randy, until Truth couldn't do no more and he tagged Christian back in. Again Randy had like no chance, but he managed to survive. Christian went for a spear, but Randy countered with a scoop slam. Randy starts reaching and crawling over to tag someone in. He finally tags in Alex and he comes running in, spearing Christian and throwing punches repeatedly. Alex gets up and so does Christian and Alex knocks him back down again a few times. While Christian is down, Alex takes a cheap shot at Mike, and then at Truth. But little did Alex know that Christian was standing up behind him. He went for the Killswitch, but Alex counted by elbowing him in the side of the head. Then he kicked him in the gut, but Mike came in and Alex kicked him and tried to give him a DDT, but Christian got up and smacked him and he fell to the apron.
Christian and Mike kept stomping on him, all I could worry about was his bruised arm. Then John came in and took down Christian, then took down Mike, then Truth before he almost got the ref. While the ref was distracted with John, Mike snuck up behind Alex and delivered the Skull Crushing Finale and got out of the ring quick and Christian covered him and eliminated him.
"...Mike..." I sigh.
Mike is grinnin widely, while Alex rolls out of the ring and slowly gets up, heading back up the ramp and backstage. Mike high fived Truth and Christian before we went to a commercial. When we came back, Mike was covering Randy for the pin, but he kicked out. He then starts throwing punches and elbows him in the shoulders repeatedly. The ref backs him up before Mike starts taunting Randy, backing up into the corner for his signature move. Mike charges at him, but Randy comes back and clotheslines him. Mike and him both go down. Randy flips around and goes over to John and he tags him in. John shoulderblocks Mike before dropping him. He then does 'you can't see me' to Christian and Truth before dropping the knuckle on Mike. Then John gets Mike on his shoulders but Mike manages to get down. Then he delivers the backbreaker/neckbreaker combo before going for the pin. John of course kicks out. Mike gets up in frustration and gets ready for that corner clothesline. He delivers it successfully this time, and then he climbs up to the top rope and when he jumps, John moves and he gets Mike in the STF. Truth breaks up the hold as he rushes in, and things just keep going crazy. Mike keeps at John before tagging in Christian. That doesn't last long before he tags in Truth. John tries to tag in Randy but Truth stops him and eventually Mike gets back in and stops him again. He sets him up before going against the ropes and kicking John in the face. He starts taunting John like he did Randy, waiting for him to get up. He goes for the Skull Crushing Finale again, but John counters and gets him in position for the AA. Then Christian comes in and John uses Mike as a weapon, knocking Christian down. Then he AA's Mike and pins him, eliminating him.
"Poor Mike." I say quietly.
Since Alex was eliminated first, that gave him time to get changed. He was the first one to walk back into the room with his things.
"How's your arm?" I ask him.
"It's fine."
"Good." I sigh in relief.
"Now we're worry free for Wednesday." He grins.
"I'm glad." I smile and kiss him.
Since I'm still stretched out on the couch, he places his bag on the floor and moves me slightly and I stretch out again, draping my legs over his lap. He rubs my calves.
"I'm actually tired for once sitting here."
"Well once Mike gets back, we can leave. We have a flight to catch in the morning."
"Right."
"I can't wait to get there." Alex says, leaning his head back against the couch.
"We have all day tomorrow together up until tomorrow night...well until we decide to go to sleep."
"Right."
Then after a few minutes, Mike walks in all ready to go. His eyes fall on Aly.
"She's still out?"
"Yeah..." I nod.
He frowns and sighs.
"I hate to wake her."
He walks over to her, and starts to gently shake her shoulder to get her up. She barely moves and he crouches, running his hand over her cheek.
"Lys...baby it's time to go." He says gently.
She groans hiding her face.
"Come on, you can sleep on the way back."
She pulls up her head and yawns, her eyes slowly fluttering open afterwards.
"Is it time to go already?"
"Yeah."
Aly yawns again, covering her mouth as she moves and sticks her feet back into her heels that were sitting on the floor.
"Aw, now we gotta move." I laugh.
Alex chuckles and gently pushes my legs from his lap. We all grab our things once we're all ready to go, and then we head out the door and outside to the car. We pile in and then head back to the hotel.