hello one and all to my new SI
the one genre I probably will never get bored of writing any time soon
any way not going to hold you up so heres the disclaimer
I don't own it, wished I did but I dont
now onto the reading!
"are you fucking kidding me?" I asked myself as I stared blankly at the current scene in front of me
I mean really how would you react to this shit?
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*
"giant metal animal robots" I stated or in this case zoids as I should call them
Why zoids?
Because of the shit that's going on here and now!
*BOOM!*
Suddenly before I could say anything more I found a giant gray dibicen crash right in front of me, the sudden shock wave swept not only some dust but also swept me up in the process
So without even knowing what the hell was going I found myself hitting the ground shoulder first and rolling around for a couple metres or so
"ooooooooooooooooow" I let out a small groan in disproving pain
I mean come on what the hell is going on!?
FLASH BACK
I remembered today was supposed to be a raining, and even so I took no real mind making my way out of my house and towards the shopping centre nearby
Casually thinking the rain wasn't going to pour too hard I casually just slipped my jack wind breaker jacket over my blue t shirt and slipped my glasses in my pocket.
So with that when I left my home I casually slipped my earbuds into my ears and let the music just fill out the void while my mind went off on yet another imagination thing(I really just like to think while I'm walking)
Without a second thought to the rain I made my way over
Only to find a sudden flash and then-
Flash back end
-Here I am
Groaning again at the sudden memories casually just flying right through my head I heard a robotic voice say something
I don't know I was too freaking in pain to even listen
My ears were filled with this ringing, unable to hear very well I just laid there trying no hoping this is just some hallucinogenic dream, it has to be
seriously it has to be
Cause if it wasn't
Well guess whos got a one way stop to breakdown-ville!
Calming my heart down I slowly opened my eyes as the ringing slowly disappeared and was replaced with a somewhat muffle voices
"-OC G-ED KI!"
I still couldn't quite catch that but did someone say med kit?
Before I could even mutter or say anything else I found myself slowly losing myself into the darkness of unconscious-ness
LINE BREAK
'wake up'
"GASP!" my eyes shot wide open while my body shot up into sitting
Blinking a couple times I looked down in panic as I wondered, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT!?
"geez you scared the crap out of me phew" suddenly a voice pointed out as my head quickly snapped to the source as I saw a girl casually holding her hand over her chest (most likely heart) and looked fairly calm
"wha-where am i?" whispered out as my throat felt so dry
"hey hey hey easy easy, you took a pretty nasty fall" the girl said as her hand slowly grabbed my shoulders and pulled me back down
"w-where-?"
"hey don't worry your back at our base where we bandaged you up" the girl said as I slowly took slow calming breaths
I didn't think I was going wake here, or where ever here is hell I was pretty sure I was going to wake up back in my own bed and forget about this…..bad dream
My eyes darted around from the girl and the large warehouse like roof trying to piece together where or anything about where I was
I mean base pretty much tells you where if you only you knew where this so called base, shit for all I know this place is some government facility here to train the deranged into some weird fucking killers or some shit
"here" suddenly the girl came back, my eyes blinking as I realised, when did the girl just leave?
The girl slow nudged me to get up which I did slowly
My head turned to the girl as she had a small tray filled with some food
"here eat I guess you'd be pretty hungry after waking up" the girl said handing the tray over
Slowly taking and placing the tray on my lap I looked down at the bowl filled with some kind of soup and some bread
Not going to complain I took the spoon the tray and slowly started to eat
While I ate the girl just stared at me the entire time, it was kind of creeping me out but I took no real mind as I continued to eat
After to what I thought was about 5 minutes of silence the girl said something
"um hows the food?" she asked
Taking time to think about an actual answer I decided the 'I like it' approach should do it
"I uh like it, its very good thank you very much" I said slowly and lowly as I took a small bite of my nice soft bread
"really that's great, jamie made it and all so it should taste good" the girl said looking a bit red
"I guess so um where exactly am I?...in your base I mean" I said taking more spoon fills of my soup
"oh your in the zoid hanger" she said as she pointed towards the other side of the room
Moving my head to said direction I blinked in shock as I wondered
HOW THE FUCKIN HELL DID I MISS THOSE THINGS!?
"uuuuuuuuh wow…theres quite the selection you have there" I said in awe
I mean I'm 6'2 and these things are like 3-4 stories high
Now all of those animes really did Justice when it came to proportions
I mean wow these are just some tall things
"yep the dibison is mine, the command wolf is brad's and pteras is jamie's and the shield ligers my brothers leons" the girl said as I stared at said zoids
Seriously hoped this was just a bad dream still wrong
My eyes slowly moved from the zoids the girl mentioned to the last one on the end
"and whos is that one?" I asked as I finished my soup and casually ate my bread
"oh that well dad bought that hunk of junk because it was cool, problem is we haven't a found a pilot for the damn thing" the girl said
You know I'm kind of getting sick of calling her girl
"um well whats you name?" I asked as the girl shook her head
"oh sorry I'm leena forgot to introduce myself" the girl now named leena said with a smile as I couldn't help but nod along
"well leena I'm um….." my voice paused as I tried to think this out, I mean I could give them my real name but…is that wise?
I mean lets quickly just recap a bit of new century if I can even remember it
First bit cloud joins the blitz team some shit happens after a battle
And that's where things get a bit hazy
Great I can barely even remember half of what goes on this anime
Shit might as well go with my name
"hey you ok, you kind of blanked out there for a minute or two" leena said as I sighed
"sorry just wondering if I should give you my real name or not" I said as she frowned at me
"why would you give me your real name?" she asked as I rose my hands up defensively
"I'm not saying I don't trust you its more I'm worried that I don't really well know you very well and you can see why I'd be a bit cautious about giving my name out to anyone" I stated as best as I could explain
"oh um I guess I didn't think about it like that" she said looking a bit embarrassed
"its alright if you didn't think about it I mean where practically in your home so your initial defense was lowered, allot of people tend to not think twice about the people who are in your home at the moment" I said reassuringly as leena nodded her head
"your quite the nerd aren't you?" she deadpanned
"not the first impression I give off, but jesus you don't have to be so straight forward about it" I said as I felt a bit hurt by the initial insult
"well forgetting about the nerd thing, what should I call you then?" the girl asked as I just looked down in thought
I could go with david wright, but that wouldn't really make any sense maybe the savage thing, nah too clichie, shit screw it might as well settle with the music theme for now
"call me tone" I said casually as leena smiled
"well tone, I like it, couldn't think of anything else nerdy?" leena said with a vicious grin
"you know I wouldn't make fun of me if were you" I said with my eyes narrowed but it appeared leena didn't hear me since she was currently laughing at her own joke.
Rolling my eyes I casually moved my legs of the cot I was in and stared at the end of the zoids
Remembering liger zero I decided to take a quick look
"hey where are you going!?" leena yelled as I heard her casually ran after me as she stopped her laughing fit
"just wondering about this zoid over here" I said pointing to a particular shine in the last cubical of the zoid housing's
"oh uh well that's liger zero" leena said finally catching up to my slow and casual walk
"huh quite the beaut" I said as I finally moved around and saw the zoid itself, white armour, white canopy and looked simply as I just said a beaut
"I'm sorry what?"leena asked as I looked at her blankly
"beaut, short for beautiful" I said casually as leena blinked
"huh never heard that one before, usually most people would say pretty, not what you said" leena said as I couldn't help but chuckle
"yeah well until you meet someone like me best not to assume anything about me just yet" I said staring at the zoid
"so why haven't you found a zoid pilot for this one yet?" I asked as leena sighed
"its mostly because the zoid keeps throwing pilots off it just before they could step in" leena stated
Yep sounds exactly like the anime, mmmmmm well should I go for the cliché 'maybe hes just waiting for the right pilot' or should I be just straight up
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Fuck it straight up
"sounds like this guy is a bit too picky for his choosing" I said as leena chuckled
"yeah you could say that, but you got admit that liger zero's got quite the mind and to think hes just searching for the right pilot is a bit romantic" leena said as she simply went off into dream land
Or well if those squeals are anything go by
*SHIVER*
Elgh
Forgetting my mild disgust I casually looked up at the zoid and just watched it
Seriously trying to hype myself up but just staring at this big boy I cant help but feel a bit sentimental about it
I mean seriously throwing pilot after pilot just because they are not the right one, is just sad
Hell ten times out ten he was most likely going to find his partner here and now but instead here I am
"well too bad you aint going to find anyone anytime soon mate" I said as I walked over and patted the extremely large golden claw like paw
After that I looked over to leen seeing as she was out of her shake out of her imagination
"sigh well thanks for the hospitality, and patching me up leena but I think I should leave I don't want to out stay my welcome here" I said as leena just frowned
"well I guess we cant keep you here but can we at least keep you here for the night?" leena asked as she pouted
"um well I guess so, don't exactly have anywhere to be anytime soon" I said as it was completely true
Leena appeared to cheer as she grabbed my wrist and pulled me along
"great come on lets tell dad about it" leena said as she dragged me across the zoid garage
My head went over my shoulder as I stared at liger zero one more time
"I'm sorry" I whispered towards the zoid as I honestly felt bad for loosing his partner
Maybe hopefully bit will come along and you two can be a team, it'll take some time but you've been patient for this long you can afford to being patient a bit longer.
LATER
"I'm sorry you want to what?" brad if I remember his name right stated as he leaned against the wall and stared at leena
"I said I think it would be best if tone could sleep over for one more night before leaving" leena said with a large smile on her face
"well isn't that a great idea just let a stranger just casually sleep over like its nothing, sure that seems safe" brad stated sarcastically
"you don't have to sound like this is a bad idea" leena stated glaring at the guy
"oh no no no it doesn't sound like a bad idea, because well it is a bad idea!" brad stated
"does this happen allot cause I have a feeling this happens allot" I stated right off to the side as I stood next to leon with his arm in a sling
"well id be lying if I said no and I'd be lying again if I said yes" he said as I just looked at him in confusion
I mean the both of us are roughly about the same height, his being just a slight inch or two higher than my own as his build was very…..muscular compared to my well big build
"in other words this is just a small portion of the big cake" Jamie said tapping along on his monitor
"oh well that totally makes me feel soooo much better" I said sarcastically making leon chuckle
"don't worry brads just a bit cautious and it will take some time but he'll warm up to later" leon said as his grin was big and hopeful
"you make it sound like I'm going to be staying here longer than tonight?" I asked while I narrowed my eye slightly
"oh no reason, maybe its because you look like to be quite the pilot" leon said as he gestured to me
"really? Pilot?" I asked in disbelief wow cliché much?
I mean guy comes in suddenly hes the best pilot anyones seen
Talk about tooting ones horn
"yeah you look and act like it" leon said as I rolled my eyes
"I would more likely wake up drunk shirtless and in the middle of a cactus field then be that good of a pilot" I said as leon just grinned
"I never said anything about being a good pilot but you did just admit you were a pilot did you not?" leon asked
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"shit" I muttered as leon's huge grin meant he caught that
"oh no you don't, don't even think about" I said pointing at him as I have a very distinct feeling that I'm going to be going into something I don't want to be apart mainly for canon purposes
"oh but I am, Jamie tell doc and leena that I'm going to take this guy to liger zero" leon said as jamie's eyes widen as he swung around and was about to protest but stopped
I watched as Jamie stared at leon for a minute before sighing and giving up ultimately
"fine just down wreck the paint" Jamie said giving in as leon chuckled
"great come along tone" leon said as he quickly grabbed my shoulder and pushed me towards the garage
"wait hold on I didn't even agree to this!" I stated but looking over my shoulder I saw a certain smile on leons face that literally shouted warning lights of 'I don't give a shit!'
Oh man
5 minutes later
Soon I found myself staring at the open canopy of liger zero while leon stood right behind me
"alright jump in" leon said as I quickly turned around
"whoa whoa whoa I don't think that's a good idea, I mean I heard stories from your sister, saying something about throwing people out before they step into the cockpit, I mean come on I'm very sure that is something you don't want to risk right?" I asked as leon just waved his hand 50/50
"oh shit" I said as he had a large smirk and literally pushed me backwards
"sooooon oooof aaaaaa bitch!" I yelled feeling my self fell backwards
"OOF!" I out of breath as my back and ass hit the metal cock pit
Groaning in pain I looked up at the grinning leon
"well look at that your not thrown off!" leon yelled as before I could even yell out an insult or swear I watch in mild horror as the canopy slowly closed
"oh no oh on oh on oh on oh on oh nononononononono" I said as I tried to get up but I managed to trip up and fell onto the seat
And before I could even move the seatbelts flew over my chest and locked me in place
"oh mother-"
*CLOSE PSSSH!*
"-FUCKER!" I shouted as the canopy closed finally
I tried getting out of the seat belt but froze as the liger tilted its head up and roared
"oh crap" I said as I watched as the doors in front suddenly opened
"go and take liger zero for a run!" I heard leon as his image suddenly came onto the orange screen as he was right next to the door control
"wait when the hell did you get down there! Wait stop stop stop stop-!" before I could even say anymore I find my head hitting the back of the seat and my hands quickly latched onto the controls as liger zero flew right out of the garage
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" I yelled at the top of my lungs as the sudden speed of the liger basically hit me suddenly
"ok th-t-that's enough liger!" I stuttered out but the oncoming roar that came out of liger told me otherwise
Or in my case it said 'fuck no!'
I didn't think it was actually possible to be able to actually understand one of these things but here I am actually understanding this thing
Damn it!
Gripping the controls tighter I tried turning or twisting it seeing if I could at least do something to steer this thing back to the base
But turns out everything ive done has no anvil of hope for me
So in the end I just settled to doing this
"GOD FUCK ALL MOTHER FUCKING DAMN IT!"
Yep shouting and yelling
NEXT DAY
After a very late night of pure fucking high adrenaline filled riding or in ligers case running he finally let me down to have a break
Or something I don't know I just ranted for an hour or two about how fucking bullshit this is and how much both liger has fucked this up for both of us
Seriously he fucked up something great for the zoid and instead of going with the one guy who could be counted as a basic prodigy in zoids he straight up just went for me!
Fucking leon, just fucking leon
I swore the next time I saw him I'd deck him in the nose for that stupid stunt
I'm not even a zoid pilot and he already just misinterpreted everything and just threw me in the liger thinking
'oh a smug bitch lets prank this guy like my bro foozietube' oh for god-fuck foozietube!
Having enough of ranting I decided to just grab the on board blanket and slept in ligers cockpit
Seeing as it was comfy here and I wasn't going to take my chances outside with the wind and shit
So the wake up wasn't so bad, if you counted a large roar waking you up suddenly
"HUH WHA!?" I said sitting up throwing my blanket off in the process
Blinking in surprise I groaned as I remembered where I was
"morning to you too, dick" I said as I got a growl in return saying 'morning to you too as well dick'
"sigh well now that I'm rudely woken up and the fact your awake with me, care to let me pilot now?" I asked as the resounding growl was sounded 'go ahead'
Don't have to tell me twice
Looking at the monitors I casually started to press a couple buttons, a sudden screen popped up in front of me with liger and a couple numbers flying around
Just staring at said screen I quickly pressed the same buttons and watched as the screen went away
"yeah no math for me thank you very much" I said as I took a breath and stared at the controls
"Fuck it" I said grabbing the controls and decided to pull of them and just like that liger stood up
"ok lets do something" I said pushing both controls forwards slowly
Suddenly liger slowly started to walk forwards
"alright now I'm getting somewhere" I said as I took just a couple more minutes learning how to turn
After I got that down one of the monitors came to life as I saw a description of a certain team was taking on the sabre team
"shit!" I said as I quickly pressed a couple buttons and suddenly I saw how far the battle was
"sigh come on liger lets go and do this save the damsel in distress bullshit" I said getting a roar in return, 'this is bullshit!'
"yeah yeah shut up I know lets just go and deal with this" I said as I pushed forwards on the controls and like that me and liger were shot off towards the battle field
Now that I know how to control the speed I wasn't as afraid as I was before when liger shot off out of the garage like that yesterday
LATER
3rd pov
Leena growled as she and brad were being taking down like it was nothing, she hated the fact that leon decided to throw tone into the liger to see what happened
Turned out the liger shot out of the garage faster than what she could believe was even possible
He didn't look or acted like a pilot so how the hell did leon know that he was a pilot
Feeling annoyed about how her brother just shrugged and said 'you just pick somethings up'
Which she couldn't believe considering he just met tone
It annoyed her more and more thinking about it a little bit longer but she decided to forgo those thoughts and focus on the battlefield now
"damn it their destroying us here!" brad yelled dodging fire from one of the sabre tigers
"your telling me!" leena yelled as she fired some of her cannons but the sabre tigers casually dodged easily
"damn it!" leena yelled as she watched them dodge like it was nothing
She was sure at the point that one of them was most likely going to charge right at her, but wasn't even sure which one
The closest could be a diversion and the farthest could just use it as an opening to go right for the kill
Or it could be other way round the furthest being the distraction and the closest goes for the kill
Either way she looked at it leena saw that she was definitely screwed.
*ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!*
Suddenly with out any sign of seeing it a roar shot through the air, everyone paused and looked directly at the sudden roar and saw
"is that liger zero!?" brad yelled through the intercom of his command wolf
"sup dickheads!" yelled tone through his intercom
1st pov
Huh looks like I'm right on time, just before shit got crazy
"WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!" one of the guys from the sabre team yelled
"zoid recognized as liger zero, registered for the blitz team. Warrior registration has not been received state your name!" the judge yelled
"uh Hamish, just Hamish?" I stated as I might as well use my real name now
"registration for warrior Justin Hamish has been accepted. Registration number 777A09, please input number in zoid computer at once" the judge said
"oi my names Hamish just Hamish!" I yelled
"input number at once!" the judge yelled
"mother-grrrr fuck it!" I yelled as I input the code in the computer where this thing popped out of nowhere.
While doing so I took notice of how the tiger team was bitching about how this was bullshit
Don't hate the player, hate the game
Once done I quickly placed the thing back and the registration was done liger roared
"lets play ball shall we!?" I yelled through the intercom as I controlled liger to jump over the cliff we were on and ran right towards the fartherest.
"I know you got something badass in there liger time to use it!" I yelled as liger roared in approval as the system for the laser claws popped up on the monitor
Smirking I couldn't help but feel a bit excited for this
"oh you want some of me, well you can have some!" yelled the pilot I was gunning for as he fired randomly at me and zero with his large sniper cannon
Geez I'm a novice at this shit and I already know this dude is blind firing too much
I mean I'm swerving out of the way like this is nothing, if the guy calmed down I bet ten times out of ten he'd be most likely to actually hit me
"get rekt bitch!" I yelled as liger zero pounced upwards with his claw over head glowing bright yellow as we came down on the saber slicing right through the joints that connected the sniper canon and the sabre tiger
When liger landed I quietly turned us around watching as the tiger zoid drop to the ground in defeat
"huh talk about disappointing" I said as I got the immediate growl from liger, 'not kidding here but yeah I'm a little disappointed as well'
Looking up in the distance I watched as leena and brad casually took the rest of the sabre team down with ease, probably because me and liger were oversized distractions for them to take the rest out.
Not that I blame them I mean I would be pretty distracted if a large white liger just runs in and takes out one of your own like it was nothing
"tone where the hell have you been!?" suddenly I watched as leena came on screen
"oh uh heeeeeey leena, I…I got nothing look i'll talk to you in a minute, just as soon as I find your brother and deck his nose in" I said as I got a confused look
"deck his nose in?" she questioned
"he means hes going to punch your brother in the nose" brad said popping up on screen next to leena
"yes exactly that, now where is that fuckwit?" I asked and just like that another screen came on showing a grinning leon
"hey tone, or should I call you Justin?" leon said with a smugness to his voice
"YOU SON OF BITCH PUSHED ME INTO THIS THING, WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS BABY? OR WERE YOU ALWAYS THIS FUCKING RETARDED!?" I shouted as leon stood back suddenly shock while everyone leaned back stunned
"well aren't you an interesting one, I told you doc this guy was interesting!" leon said with a large grin as he laughed
I felt my left eye twitch at this asshole
Liger casually growled saying, 'oh hes fucked'
"yes liger, yes indeed" I said as I pushed my controls forwards as I made my way straight to the mobile base
I had a nose to punch in and no one was going to stop me!
LATER
On second thought brad stopped me
"LET ME GO BRAD SO I CAN PUNCH LEON!" I shouted as brad casually held my arms up while I tried to tackle this smug prick!
"well this is interesting and here I thought leena was the more verbal one when shes angry" Jamie said
"what was that jamie!?" leena yelled at Jamie
"uh nothing!" Jamie yelled in fear
"well this is interesting hmmmm well its decided then!" yelled the doc
I paused in my struggling and stared at the doc in confusion
"Justin will officially pilot the liger zero!" and just like that I turned my target from leon to doc
"DA FUCK YOU SAY PRICK!" I yelled as brads hold didn't loosen up a bit
"huh I thought it would be a pretty good idea" doc said in confusion
"MY NAMES NOT FUCKING JUSTIN!" I yelled at the doc as he blinked in surprise
"but your name here says Justin Hamish" doc said as I growled and slowly took a couple calming breaths
"my name is Hamish the judge miss heard me when I said just Hamish and took it as Justin" I said as brad slowly let go of me
Damn guys quite strong
"oh well that's not a problem we'll just tell the zoid commission ther was a mishap-"
"actually doc once a zoid pilot is registered it's permanent meaning it cant be change for any other reason" Jamie said as we all just stared at him
"oh well that's a problem, oh well cant make a fuss over something meaningless" doc said with a shrug
Mother fucker that's my name you just shot down!
Feeling my left eye twitch in more annoyance I decided I had enough and walked out not even say anything
I felt a bit pissed off with how doc just casually brushed everything to the side like it was nothing, I remembered in the show that he was always like that brushing off the boring tedious stuff.
Something I should have seen coming but didn't which to my fault was because I was in the middle of being pissed off with leon
"sigh when the hell did everything become so god damn complicated?" I asked myself while I walked on
"you know you don't have to be so depressed about it" I heard leena said while she casually strolled on up next to me
"sorry" I said as I continued to walk
"sorry for what, My dad being an idiot sometimes? Don't be he just focuses on the happy side of it all" leena said as I just sighed
"well not to blame him or anything but I don't really find my name being misinterpreted as being on the happy side of anything" I said as leena just giggled
"you do have a point there I admit, but try not to take my dad too seriously again he loves to make it apparent that hes not listening and at times he really isn't but he cares, in his own way of course" leena said as I just scratched the back of my neck
"well great now I feel like an ass now" I said as it was true, the guys just trying to keep a good out look on everything, just as long as he he doesn't literally think the same or be as positive as him I should be alright
'Should' was me being really positive there
"don't be so what are you going to do now?" leena asked as I shrugged
"don't know maybe I'll take liger zero out for a run" I suggested thinking that liger may need a run, or well me I guess
"that sounds nice maybe me and my dibicen could join you?" leena asked as I blinked in surprise
"aaaaah ok sure I don't think we'd mind much if you did or not" I said as leena grinned widely
"great come on lets go!" leena said grabbing my arm and decided to drag me back to the garage
What is with this family and dragging me around!?
there we go, I hope everyone enjoys this one
and heres my official Zoid profile
Zoid Pilot Profile
Name: Justin Hamish ("its just Hamish you robotic fuck wit!")
Sex: male
Age: 19
Height: 6'2
Body type: big build chubby-ish ("I'm husky you prick!")
Hair: short brown curly hair
Eye colour: blue
Clothes: maroon colour t shirt, black cargo pants, gray and white sneakers("there DC's dick head"), a brown belt and a pair of black thin frame glasses.
Background: nothing much is known about this pilot but it appears his skills are very obvious from his first ever battle shown, and logistics say that this pilot will only grow more and more as he battles, but other than that this pilot appears to have quite the mouth on him having verbally abused a judge and is prone to swear very profusely ("I wouldnt be swearing so much if you actually got my god damn name right!"), but other than this pilot also has an obvious delusional tendency to talk and understand his zoid, may need to call the closest mental health hospital for later in life.
("and now the god damn zoid association think I'm fucking insane!" I yelled staring at my profile
'thats stupid' I heard liger growl
"no fucking kidding!, jesus these robots must have a glitch in their system" I said moving away from the console
'well you wanna start training?' I heard liger as I shrugged
"better than doing nothing thats for fucking sure")
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