Email #3: Dear Artemis
Minako danced into the room and hummed a delightful tune. Behind her trailed a tired Artemis. They had returned from a mission.
The blonde turned the computer on.
"Gonna check some emails," Minako sang.
]lovegoddess69_email.exe_
Subject: Dealing with Girls
Dear Artemis,
How do you deal with teenage girls? I am barely sane enough to write this email. My daughter is crazy. Send help.
From,
Bob T. TX
Minako glared back at Artemis who was sprawled on the floor.
"Artemis, someone sent me your email," Minako said.
Artemis lay motionless. Minako got up and carried Artemis to the computer and set him on the desk. The white tomcat glanced up and read the message. He then stood up and started typing away with his little paws.
]Bob,
Do you even know how I was before I found Minako? I was a super spy cat. I was able to deactivate any trap, hack any computer, and disarm bombs.
When the Boss ordered me to find the leader of the guard, I was excited until I found out who I was dealing with.
I love Minako but she can be a handful sometimes. Even if I'm not super cat anymore, I am proud that Minako is growing up into a beautiful young woman.
I'm glad I don't have to deal with the others. Luna looks like she's having quite the time with Usagi.
Bob, just take a deep breath and try to be firm. All teens are crazy. If she's worse than I think then call the cops or arm yourself with tranquilizer darts.
Signed,
Artemis
Minako picked Artemis up and hugged him. She squeezed him so tight that he was begging for air.
The paper dropped from the ceiling and scared Minako enough to drop Artemis.