Email #4: Children's books

Minako walked in the room with Ami.

"I used the computer and now there is a paper that falls from out of nowhere," Minako said.

Ami nodded her head as Minako described her situation.

Artemis was sprawled out near the computer. He looked up but quickly went back to sleep. The white tomcat wanted nothing to do with the episode.

"I told you to let me have the computer," Ami said.

"You also told me that you didn't kiss-" Minako was interrupted by Ami's hand.

"Okay, I get it. You have a lot of stuff on me," Ami said.

Minako shrugged because she was only bluffing. She removed Ami's hand and walked over to the computer.

She turned the computer on. When it started she started typing away.

]lovegoddess69_email.exe_

Subject: Children's Books

Dear Sailor V,

I need help writing a book. My publisher has been breathing down my back about extending my deadline ten times. I'm a children's book author and I need help.

From,

Sleekfish Joe

Austin, TX

"Seriously? You get emails from beings from other universes?" Ami asked.

"Yeah, and apparently some of them are from guns," Minako said.

]Joe,

You sound more like a shitty fanfic writer.

I can help but you owe me.

First off I dislike children so it will not be for them. So this will most likely piss off your editor. Let me start off for you.

The Goat Who Thought He Could Fly

By Sailor V

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who was a guard to another equally beautiful princess, and she was guarding the door to the royal court. She was usually bored but she liked living.

One day a goat with a Texas Rangers hat walked up to her and asked if she could help him entertain children. She smiled at the goat and picked him up. The princess carried the goat to the tallest ledge and threw him off the cliff.

The goat flew for a moment then he died.

The End

My services aren't free. I'm expecting a hefty sum for that story.

Until next time,

Sailor V

Minako turned to Ami and pointed up.

"Paper, you know what to do," Minako said. She waited for the paper to drop. The paper didn't drop. "You picked a great time to jam."

"I have better things to do," Ami said.

As she started to leave the paper finally dropped. The noise startled Ami.

"Oh my," Ami said.

"I told you!" Minako shouted.