Email #6: Love
Minako walked in with Snoot-Snoot and Artemis. Snoot-Snoot carried a folder filled labeled A. Mizuno [Confidential].
Snoot-Snoot put the file on Minako's desk. Minako sat down on the chair.
"We're gonna win the best character contest next time," Minako said.
"Ugh," Artemis sighed.
"Just cause you got least favorite character doesn't mean that you get to be salty Sally," Minako said.
"At least I'm not blackmailing my friend to win some stupid contest," Artemis said.
Snoot-Snoot growled at Artemis as he sat by the talking cat. Minako tossed a treat to Snoot-Snoot and he ate in contentment.
"Time to make fun of people," Minako said.
]lovegoddess69_email.exe_
Subject: Love
I think I'm in love with someone and I don't know how to tell them. I'm afraid of being rejected and also afraid of being hurt.
From,
Jaxon H., UT
"Awww," Minako cooed. "He sounds cute."
]Jax,
I'm honored that you came to me, the incarnation of the goddess of love. First off don't be afraid of rejection, you'll just have to be persistent enough to eventually get a date.
Just go up to your crush and literally throw yourself at them. If they catch you then they have to date you. It's like a law or something.
Just don't be afraid of hurt or rejection. I mean you can't be that bad, unless you're a 200kg neckbeard nerd who lives in a basement filled with rotting dreams and cheez ball dust, you should be okay if you aren't the nerd.
Until next time,
Sailor V
She sent the email and turned to Artemis. The white cat sighed and laid his head down. Snoot-Snoot then nommed on Artemis' tail.
The paper fell and scared Snoot-Snoot.
"I can't believe I'm used of the paper," Minako said.
"I wish you would stop playing with the computer," Artemis groaned as he fixed his tail hairs
Hey guys! So I'm glad you stuck with me this far. Hopefully I can update this at least weekly, but if I don't then I'll drop an Email bomb the following week.
If you want to ask Sailor V a question just drop me a comment or a PM. Who knows, maybe your question will be answered. Or if you want to ask another character something, I think I can make it happen. Like if you want to ask Haruka about pickup lines or maybe you want to know what Hotaru thinks about Cassini's plunge into Saturn. Or maybe you want Ami to explain something smart...actually don't ask that.
Personally I love Arty. He such a lovable cat who is more of a father figure to Minako than her real father. Plus he's the voice of reason to sorta mellow the crazy Minako.