Email #7: Zombies!
Minako was carried into the room by Haruka and Michiru. The couple then lay the unconscious blonde on the bed.
They had been fighting a giant can of irradiated Big Red. It had been like fighting Godzilla but with soda. Minako was hit with a direct Soda Stream attack. The others were just as injured as Minako was.
"Emails, must check," Minako muttered.
Haruka shrugged and walked by the computer. She glanced at the notes on the desk. The curious blonde then sat on the chair and started up the computer.
"So this is the computer that Ami wanted," Haruka said.
"Do you really think we should mess with that thing?" Michiru said.
"I want to check this out," Haruka said. She started typing away.
]lovegoddess69_email.exe_
Subject: Zombies!
Dear Sailor V,
Would you mind asking Haruka what her zombie plan is? This is for a friend….
Your friend,
Ricardo G., ATL
Haruka laughed as she looked back at Michiru.
"I told you that I'm not crazy," Haruka said.
"I told you that we would be killed within the week because of the-" Michiru said but she was cut off by Haruka pulling out a barbed wire baseball bat from underneath Minako's desk.
"Minako and I are prepared to keep Usagi safe from Zombies!" Haruka declared.
]Ricardo,
Haruka speaking or rather typing. My zombie plan is a secret but we are prepared. What I would suggest is arming yourself with a Python revolver or a shotgun. The Chibi-Michi I'm holding is a guaranteed zombie killer. Also be sure to keep up on cardio and be sure to have enough strength to use weapons efficiently.
Don't listen to Debbie Downers like Michiru, who claim that your plan won't work. It will and they are just jealous.
Signed,
Haruka
P.S.
How do you know my secret identity?
"Chibi-Michi?" Michiru asked.
"Uh…" Haruka put the bat away and slowly backed away.
"Doghouse with Snoot-Snoot," Michiru said.
The paper dropped down and both women held each other. They backed away slowly.