"We're actually here" she said in a worshiping tone. We started making our way through the underbrush and branches to find the house.
"I know right, this is crazy." I said as I heard a crack. "Who's out there!" I said, looking around suspiciously.
"What are you talking about?" she said. Deaf Bitch(JK)
"We should go find the house." I said, still wary of the sounds.
"Yeah." she agreed. We walked around for about 10 minutes, until we saw a big glass house. The Cullen's house. Jackpot.
"Should we knock?" I suggested, looking around.
"I don't know. I guess. Maybe we don't have to, they probably know we're here." Alyssa said, probably internally arguing with herself.
"Well we should be polite, they are vampires you know" I said as I looked at the stairs leading up to the house.
"I don't want to do this anymore." Alyssa said loudly.
"shh, you're too loud." I said then continued. "It's now or never, we go or die because there's nowhere else we can go." I had already decided that since going back home wasn't an option, dying was now a high possible.
"Yeah, Yeah let's do this for the twi-hards" We walked up to the front door. I ringed the bell and Edward came to the door.
"Who are you?" he said in a deep voice, huh, he doesn't look that different, the fake makeup is just gone and is totally real.
"Can we come inside, please?" I said, no need pissing of a bipolar vampire, especially since I'm a little bipolar.
"Not until you tell me who you are." Excuse me? Your fucking vampires and you think you can't let me into your house? The fuck? I took a really deep breath and my hands started trembling.
"Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, if you do not let me into that muthafucking house, I will fucking go to Bella and tell her not to waste her mind and time on your bipolar ass." There was silence all around us from Edward and Bella.
"Yo! Let her in! She sounds awesome!" Emmett said loudly, his bass-like laughter going through the house and the surrounding area.
"OMG, That's Emmett." Alyssa squealed.
"I know right, the only person who can make a good joke up in there." I pushed by Edward and Alyssa followed suit. Edward looked kind of shocked but what could he do?
"Okay, so where are we?" Alyssa said, looking at me. Everyone looked confused and looked at me to.
"We're up to the part when he goes to Alaska." We both looked at him with accusatory glares. I couldn't hold it for long,cause i'm not like that.
"You're leaving." Esme accused, talking for the first time. She looked kind of disappointed.
"Yeah, I have to." he answered. Liar. He was just being mad pussy.
"Go tell Carlisle. He has a full tank of gas and you already know where to go." Then the whole family looked at us again suspiciously.
"And how do you know this." Rosalie questioned. Bitch. Always in people's shit.
"We are from another dimension where your lives are recorded in books-4 actually- from now until about 2 years after this" I said matter-of-factily not trying to waste time. Thank god for them being vamps cause they took it real easy.
"Then why are you here?" Edward said. Ugh. I think just seeing my fourth most hated character just brings out the worst in me.
"You know what Edward, suck my muthafucking dick and like it, cause I was about to tell you, I DON'T KNOW!" Alyssa started laughing so hard and kept laughing when she said-
"OhMygosh? Why would you say that?" She laughed.
He gave me a hard glare, and shot a quick look at Alyssa.
"Uh,okay. See you later, Edward." Emmett said, trying to diffuse the tension.
Alyssa stopped laughing after a while.
"What do we do now?" I said.
"You can stay with us." Esme said, not even waiting for a consensus from the rest.
"Serious?" Alyssa asked, looking at Esme.
"Can we... look around?" I said. They all nodded, giving us the go.
"Wow... It's the house and it's real too." Alyssa slapped my arm.
"What are you talking about?" Alyssa said.
"Sorry, but it's THE house, and if you compare it to the houses I've lived in it's actually real." We walked around, looking at the graduation caps and the empty rooms. While we were walking by one,Alicecame out of nowhere and pushed us in.
"You guys can stay in this room. It's one of the few with a bed. We have some clothes but we can buy some for your size soon. Here are some pajama's, have a good night." She closed the door and left. I liked Alice, and now I would never have to buy clothes. Ever.
"What should we do now?" Alyssa said.
"First, we should put all our stuff in one bag, this is too much stuff to carry. Then, we should read up on Twilight, I don't want to be caught off guard by all of this." I replied.
We looked at the pages, I also had my Twilight Lexicon Timeline page. Thank God. So today was Wednesday, January 19th. Yesterday, Bella just came to Forks, like I care. Edward would be in Alaskawith... Tanya. Time to go to Bed.