Mischief Managed:(another drabble chapter in honor of 4-1, set sometime around me2 )
"Commander I am so glad you're here, and Garrus too." Joker said getting out of his chair.
"What do you need Joker?" Shepard asked head cocking to the side.
"I, uh...I just need you let you know Edi and I... well Edi, do you want to tell them?" Joker turned to the blue sphere.
"What my love is trying to tell you is we are getting married." Edi said her voice taking a happy tone.
"Uh Joker is that even possible." Shepard asked once she picked her mouth off the floor.
"Yeah Edi found a loop hole in the paperwork. She the greatest." Joker gushed.
"You too love, you know how to push all the right buttons." Edi voice turned sappy. Garrus shook his head trying to get the images out and then slipped out the door before anyone noticed.
"What about that Henley girl you where seeing?" Shepard asked slowly inching for the door.
Joker snorted, "Oh her? So last year, Edi is my one true love." Joker leaned in close to Shepard and whispered, "she like me on my knees."
Shepard stood for a moment mouth opening and closing before finally bleating out, "I have to go uh work!" then turned and fled.
Joker smiled and settled back in to his seat. "Nice touch with the buttons comment. So Edi, who's on our list next?"
"Thank you Jeff. I do believe that Kelly is next." Edi replied smugly.
"She's easy, switch a couple of her keys on her keyboard, she hunt and peaks, I wonder how long till she notices."
"That is done. I have footage of Gardner trying to make scrambled eggs with the hard boiled eggs. Grunt has not noticed the 'I stop for bunnies' sign on his back yet, though several people have made comments to him. Jacob was also quite perplex that all his underwear has been replace with ladies panties and bras. Also Donnelly over heard him and now the whole crew knows and is teasing him. Miranda mention the same thing happened to her underwear. The two switched their underwear, but are still being teased."
"Excellent, I think we should give it a few more hours before we tell everyone what's up."
"I like April fool's day Jeff, are they any other traditions that I am missing that are fun?" Edi asked.
"Just wait for talk like a pirate day."