Shotgun: (after me3)
Garrus sat on the porch in Jane's glider, gently cleaning his sniper rifle. Watching the nervous young man come up on the porch.
"Does...uh...Hi.." the man's voice cracked as it is wont to do at that age.
"DoesLillyShepardVakarian livehere?" he finally got out looking anywhere but at the Garrus and his rifle.
"Yes I recon she does." Garrus said slowly, looking the man up and down. "You treat my daughter right and me and old Betsey here won't have to come for you." The man nodded so much Garrus thought his head might fall off. Just then Lilly came out the door with Jane following behind. Lilly looked over at her dad and rolled her eyes.
"Don't mind him Tom, he's harmless. Lets go to the dance. " Lilly latched on to the man and dragged him back to his vehicle.
Jane came over and leaned on Garrus, "you are a horrible man Garrus."
"We should watch more of those old earth show. I think I am starting to like them." Garrus mandible flared in a smile as he chuckled.
Water:(anywhere pre me 3)
"you think we are trying to sell you something from a van down by the river." Shepard said glaring at the man. Garrus cocked his head to the side.
"a ...Van down by the river...?" he finally asked.
"yeah a..." Shepard looked perplex. "you know sometimes even I don't know."