(Autors notish: haha u c wat i did there with the tish ? lol)

"I WELL C U LATAR!1" sad sayu, lites lil sis, w/ an incestus wink ;)
lite wuz going 2 his 1st day as an detecive!1! so excited

lite wuz weerin eckspenseve tie to wurk tat day. an outfit, 2! lol

alto, when he gawt to werk, eberythin changef

matshuda, hes co-weker, was trippin and da coffee on his outfet

"GASP!1111 STAIIIIINS!" LIGHT SHRIEKED

HE HAS TO SUK 2000000000 OLD MENZ DIKZ TO AFFORD TAT OUTFIT

OMG

HE JUMP OUT WINDOW