Hello, blazingalex here. I'm taking over this story and twisting it to hell.

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What? What do you mean I can't do that?

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Fuck, that's right. It's a collaboration with Ray. Well, here's the chapter on how we met…

Chapter 2: Earning the Quake Badge

"Amber, return!" A red light surrounded the Quilava and sucked her back into her Pokeball. I turned to my Lucario. "You're up, Chloe." She nodded and jumped into the battlefield.

"Ha!" Clay snorted. "Yer down to yer last Pok'mon!"

"So are you!" I shouted back. "And yours is weakened!" He dug around in his pockets, only to look up in fear.

I heard a faint "Oh, no," from him as I smirked.

"Chloe, Force Palm!"

"Hyaa!" She shouted, charging up her attack.

"Excadrill, quick! Slas-" But it was too late. Chloe collided into the Excadrill, sending a shockwave throughout the mine. Dirt and dust filled the area. Coughing and trying to clear the air, I panicked slightly until I saw Clay's face. He remained calm as small pebbles fell from the rafters. I looked at the Pokemon.

Chloe stood in the middle of the dirt, one foot on top of the Excadrill.

"Yes!" I shouted, punching the air in victory. Clay took his hat off and smiled.

"Ya did good, Son," he said, returning his knocked out Pokemon. "You earned this badge." I walked over to him as he pulled out the Quake Badge. Placing it into my hand, he spoke, "Good luck on yer journey, now. 'Member, it's not only best to train yer Pok'mon, but to love 'em as well."

"Thanks, Clay. Stay safe."

"Same to you!" I ran up the stairs with Chloe, exiting the mine. The sunlight shone brightly in my eyes upon surfacing.

"C'mon, Chloe," I said. "Let's go get everyone healed up."

"You got it," she replied. Nearly forgot I had that translator in. Once you get used to it, you don't even realize it's there. Thank Arceus that my dad gave me this.

We walked down the path towards the Pokemon Centre, Chloe walking especially close. I grabbed her paw, making her blush. Eh, sure, we got a couple of strange looks, but come on; how can you not love such a babe? Plus, Amber and Blayze are just HOT AS FUCK! Man, I remember back when I first discovered that Pokephilia was my fetish…

*Flash Back: Two Years Ago*

I sat in my room, reading the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid. The eighth one came out a few months ago and I was rereading it for the tenth time. My dad was at work and I was left home alone. Well, almost alone. I still had my three girls that I kept in their Pokeballs on top of my dresser. My music played softly through my iHome as I lied in bed. My eyelids grew heavy with each word. Yawning, I flipped the page and dog-eared it. Setting the book down, I looked at my phone.

"Shit," I mumbled. "Dinner time." I sat up and stretched my arms, bones cracking. I then grabbed the three Pokeballs and called out my girls. The Combusken, Quilava, and Lucario looked at me with glee.

"What's up, A?" Blayze, my Combusken, asked. I hated it when she called me that, and she knows it.

"Well, I was going to give you dinner, but since you decide to call me A…"

"I-I'm sorry!"

"Better." I walked into the kitchen, the three girls behind me. I opened the fridge and peered inside. "Whaddya think? Leftovers?"

"Well," Amber started, "your dad does grill a mean steak. Sure, why not?" I pulled out the tupperware and stuck it into the microwave, setting it for two minutes and pressing start.

As we waited for our food to heat up, Chloe came over and stood really close to me, hugging my arm in a shy way.

"What's up, Chloe?" I asked.

"Well, I, uh," she started, lost for words. "There was, uh, something I wanted to, um, tell you, but…" She looked back at the two fire types.

"But…?" Chloe turned around and looked me in the eyes. Her crimson red irises pierced into my heart. Tension so thick that you could serve it as mashed potatoes filled the air. Unbeknownst to me, Amber and Blayze watched on with heavy anticipation, waiting for the moment to happen. Chloe pushed herself up slightly, inching closer to my face. Her paws rested on my chest.

"...but I'm afraid of what will happen after," she finished quietly.

"After wha-?" Her lips connected with mine for the first time. The heat of the moment was intense. 'She's kissing me!' I thought to myself as Chloe stayed pressed to me. 'My Pokemon is kissing me! This is wrong! What will Dad think? What will people say? What will-is that her tongue in my mouth?!' Still holding onto me, Chloe had managed to slide her tongue past my lips and onto my own tongue. This just got hotter.

Finally recovering from my shock, I grabbed Chloe's arms. Surprised, she pulled back and turned away.

"I'm sorry!" She cried. "I didn't mean to! It's just...ever since you rescued me, you've always been really nice to me. Caring for me whenever I was hurt or sick, keeping me company, and loving me for me! You and Amber and Blayze were always there-" I placed a hand onto her shoulder, making her turn around.

"It's okay, Chloe," I said tranquilly, my hands moving up to her cheeks. "I understand." With that, I leaned forward and kissed her. She was taken quite surprised, but quickly fell into it, her arms wrapping around me as she kissed me back. A soft beep beeped in the background.

*Present Time*

"Alex! Focus!" Chloe waved her paws in front of my face. A soft beep beeped from a distance. As I regained my focus and conscious, I noticed that we were in the Pokemon Centre. I turned to Chloe, who looked at me with worry. "Are you okay?"

"What? Yeah, I'm fine," I said, shaking my head. "Sorry, I was lost in thought."

"Aw, were you remembering our first kiss?" From across the lobby, I heard a guy, about the same age as me, shout, "What?!" His hood fell from his messy black hair. On his lap lied a Zoroark.

*Ray's POV*

"What?" The guy asked me.

"I j-just heard y-you..." I uttered in disbelief. Them too? I thought. I got up and walked over to them, whispering, "Did your Lucario really just say you guys kissed?" I asked.

"Yeah? And?" The guy asked.

"I could never do that to Shadow." I said. Or at least not in public. I thought.

"Whoa, easy there, bro. Calm down. It's not that big of a deal. It's like a black guy and an Asian chick got together; looks weird because you don't see it everyday, but completely legal. Trust me, I Googled it."

Before the I could protest, the front nurse called out, "Alex, your Pokemon are ready."

"Hold that thought," He told me as he stood up and walked over to the counter to collect his Pokemon.

"Have a good day!" The nurse gleamed.

"Thanks, you too." He walked back, holding the balls in his fist. "So," he said, "you were saying?"

"Honestly, I'm just surprised that you and your Lucario have the guts to say that in public."

"Oh, it's not just her. I got two more girls that I share moments with." My eyes widened. Just like me...

"Wh-what?"

"Okay, before I disclose any more info, what is your name? I'm Alex."

"Ray," I responded quickly. "From Kanto."

"Kanto? What the hell are you doing here, then?" He asked.

"I don't know. Anyways, back to the topic at hand…"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amber and Blayze. Quilava and Combusken. Here, I'll call them out." He opened his hand and let out the two fire types. Well, they were fire types… "What the…?" He said.

"Guess what, Alex?" The Typhlosion sang.

"We evolved!" The Blaziken ran in and hugged him tightly.

"Th-that's great!" He groaned. "Do you think you could, ease up a little?"

"Oops, sorry." She set him back down, allowing him to breath again.

"So Ray," he started weakly. "Get the Quake Badge yet?"

"No, I just arrived, like, yesterday," I said.

"Well, the journey has just begun…"

And that should do it. Remember to review and PM us if you want us to add anything to the story, or want to choose Alex and Ray's last Pokemon (must be female). Ray and Alex, out!