Sakura blossoms and Snakes chapter 9!
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Toad Sage.
Naruto woke up to see an extremely pissed Jiriaya shaking to crap out of him. "Pervy old man! What the hell is wrong with you?" Naruto shouted at the already pissed man. "The Akatsuki seems to have beaten us to our mission, and now we have to hunt down the ninja who killed Hanzou, because he seems to have pissed off quite a few people."
Jiriaya replied a little less angry than before. "Then what are you waiting for? Let's go get him and get back home!" Naruto said being as rash as usual. Jiriaya rolled his eyes and grabbed the back of the blonde's shirt to keep him from running out of the room with no directions or clues to who this member is.
"Brat you forget something important, WE DON'T KNOW WHO OR WHERE THIS PERSON IS YOU IDIOT!" Jiriaya yelled to the blonde. Said person got a confused look on his face then seemed to realize what his sensei said. "Well let's go find out!" He said. "I AM NOT AN IDIOT!" Naruto yelled, Jiriaya's insult just now sinking in. The man just started laughing as Naruto turned bright red in anger.
Now to a very pissed off girl in the middle of the forest.
Sakura wasn't happy. Actually that is an understatement. She was pissed, extremely so. After killing Hanzou and putting his head in a bag so people wouldn't know it was a head, she expected to find a cozy hotel and take a nice warm bath. But no, karma wasn't on her side today, or ever for that matter. It had been a holiday of some sort and all of the hotels were closed for the weekend. So she had camped out in a damp, and dark cave with a head that was starting to smell extremely bad.
We need to get rid of that head before I barf on it. I wouldn't mind it if the smell wasn't so damn bad, but—If you keep talking on and on about that stupid ass of a head, then I won't eat strawberry jolly ranchers any more. You wouldn't! oh but I would mwahahahah. Sometimes I wonder which of us is crazy. Then inner left Sakura to deal with her own problems.
Sakura sighed then kicked the head. "You sir, are a pain in my ass." She said without much malice. She leaned back against the cave wall and let herself drift into sleep, completely forgetting that she hadn't armed her traps. Four mean entered her campsite shortly after she entered dream land. The men had regained there memories of her due to a mistake on her part, and now wanted to torture and kill her, slowly.
The men slowly walked to the cave trying to avoid any traps. One of the men was so busy looking out for traps that he forgot about the foliage. He made the mistake of stepping on a twig.
Sakura's eyes immediately snapped open, and without even a thought at her situation flung kunai at the ninja hitting them all on target. The men fell in unison and grabbed their thighs. Sakura took one look at them and groaned. She would have to heal them or they would die, and her mission ruined. She got up, brushed herself off, and walked over to the Nins that were on the ground. She worked methodically, barely even looking at the men in weird, light blue, robe things. She pulled out the kunai and then pumped chakra into the wounds, but not enough that they would be able to trace or identify it, and bandaged them up. When they were halfway healed she knocked them out so they couldn't attack her, suckers. After all that was done she grabbed her stuff and transported out of there once again leaving a puddle of cherry blossoms where she stood.
She appeared about a hundred feet away and already running. She ran as fast as she could toward some sort of shelter. She soon found herself in front of a cheap motel, that looked about a thousand years old, with peeling white paint, and shingles hanging off of the roof. At least it has a shower….probably, hopefully, maybe, WILL YOU SHUT UP? Fine! Some ones on her period. Sakura ignored that and made her way into the motel. The man at the counter was shrinking back behind his desk, and looking at her like she was about to rip his head off. "What are you looking at?" She asked him looking down at herself. "Shit. I need one room and I want one with a big bed and nice shower." She said using the fact that she was wearing an Akatsuki cloaks against the man. He took a key and gave it to her before passing out. She gently grabbed the man's head, and let her warm, green chakra seep into his skull. She took away his memory of her, and withdrew her chakra making her way to her room.
As she was about to close her door she spotted a flash of orange, and blonde. She opened her door all the way to see the back of Naruto getting smaller and smaller. She closed her eyes and shut the door thinking it was just a hallucination; she then reopened the door and sighed in relief when nothing was in the hallway.
After a hot, and relaxing bath Sakura crawled into bed completely ignoring that her hair was still dripping wet and let herself fall into a deep sleep.
Naruto
Naruto stopped suddenly at the stairs an extended his chakra to try and locate the faintly familiar chakra he had sensed. When he thought he could just about place the chakra, he lost the presence. Jiriaya looked at him oddly and then continued walking on, figuring that Naruto finally found his hormones. That made Jiriaya giggle to himself. Naruto, hormones? Hahahahahahah! The boy then continued walking on, forgetting the feeling in his chest that urged him to try harder to find where that chakra came from. I think I'm going insane. Need more rest, or ramen. Defiantly more ramen. Drool then started dripping from Naruto's mouth. Yep, he's finally found his hormones. Jiriaya thought proudly.
"So where to now?" Naruto asked trying to shake his thoughts. "Some valley where we're supposed to meet our clients." Naruto just shook his head and followed Jiriaya out of the hotel, and to a large, circular valley. "Well, they are supposed to be here. I guess maybe we're early?" Jiriaya said looking at Naruto. He just nodded and sat under a tree waiting for the Nins. Jiriaya followed his example and soon he was drifting off asleep, giggling often at his dreams. Naruto shuddered and looked up at the sky watching the clouds. I'm turning into Shikamaru. Naruto chuckled at the thought and continued observing the sky. He glanced over to his sensei and noticed a red scar showing through the opening of his shirt. Images of what happened to cause that scar.
Jiriaya and Naruto were training on how to use his full chakra, and he was pushing Naruto to the end of his limit. The Kyubi started to take over and Naruto was loosing his consciousness. Naruto remembered himself reaching the third tail and the Kyubi wanting to kill Jiriaya. Everything after that was lost to him.
Naruto sighed and remembered his past three years. He had spent it training and traveling. The training had been hard and intense and the traveling almost made him want to kill himself. Jiriaya was always looking for inspiration for his new books. Which in his case meant peeping on girls in hot springs, or bath houses. His sensei had tried his best to turn him into a pervert like himself, and he sometimes was, but he couldn't become one. He couldn't even look at a girl without remembering his first, and only, love. Sure a lot of girls had come onto him, but he didn't want them. The only girl he wanted was Sakura. He sighed again and changed the direction of those thoughts.
Jiriaya had tried to get him a new girl, everywhere he went. He even went so far as to take him to a brothel and lock him in the room with an entertainer. Of course Naruto was shocked at first, then had a nose bleed, and passed out on the floor. Once he woke up he politely excused himself, broke down the door, and chased his pervert of a sensei and beat him senseless. Later when Jiriaya got the bill from the brothel of the entertainment and that of the broken door, Naruto simply said you had it coming. Jiriaya never took Naruto to another brothel after that. Naruto laughed out loud at those thoughts, but stopped in the middle of his laugh as two kunai came spinning at him. He moved to the side just as they hit the tree where he was sitting. Naruto looked at his attacker and a shocked expression came to his face.
Bum bum bum bum! Sorry for the cliffie hahahah! I am evil. Tell me how you liked it! And don't forget to message me! Oo and I'm sorry I didn't make this chappie the fight! I really am! I was going to but then I came up with a different idea. I am making this up as I go along hahaha. Thanks for reading, I really do mean that! Well…yaaa….soo until next chappie!