Author's Note: Here is the second chapter of my story, enjoy!
Chapter 1: Kaneki's Ghoulfriend
"Sigh~". "Huff". "Kaneki". "KANEKI!" The irritated girl sputtered, ignoring the looks she received in favor of glaring at the bookworm before her, finally acknowledging her and Hide's presence. With a sheepish smile, the teenager rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly while putting away his book, eyes avoiding the curious glances directed toward his table. Kaneki blushed at the attention drawn to him, and gave a half-hearted frown at Alli-chan.
"Was that really necessary, Alli-chan?" Kaneki asked, but winced at the scathing look she gave him in return.
"I come to spend time with my best friends… AND YOU CHOSE FREAKKIN' DEPRESSING NOVELS OVER ME!" Alli-chan screeched, her fists clenched in annoyance. Hide took that moment to speak up.
"So Kaneki, where's the hot chick you wanted to show me?" Hide's mouth curled into a smirk as he saw Alli-chan stiffen, fixing Kaneki with a deadpan stare.
"A girl. You dragged me here for a girl." Kaneki, seeing the mutiny in Alli-chan's eyes, shifted uncomfortably in his seat while stuttering out excuses. Aelin finally released Kaneki from her icy glare to scold Hide as he flirted with a timid purple-haired waitress.
The bickering teens eventually redirected their attention back to Kaneki, who seemed to be sending a wide-eyed gaze to the entrance of Anteiku, and the teens looked over their shoulders to see the object of their bookworm's infatuation. Alli-chan scoffed upon seeing the voluptuous woman, and the snark began.
"Don't even, Kaneki", Alli-chan began, a scowl across her face.
The boy in question blinked in confusion, but as he opened his mouth, his friend continued.
"She looks like quite the man-eater, not to mention she obviously over-indulges in food."
Kaneki, baffled at his friend's cruelty, rose to the defense of his crush, and narrowed his eyes in annoyance at Alli-chan as she growled angrily under her breath and stormed out.
Alli-chan's POV:
That moron! He's going to get himself killed! Ugh, some days I wonder why I even try. Honestly, who knows how many times he would have been eaten without me. Still, I have to do something... Wait, that's it! It's perfect. Both to keep him safe, and get payback for him dragging me out to oggle some top heavy vixen at the same time! Heh… he's going to hate me.
With a wicked smirk, Aelin pulled out her phone and texted Hide, curious as to whether Kaneki got the date. Surprise, Surprise, he did, since there was no way miss Binge Eater would turn down a free meal. Snorting at her naive friend, she grinned while dialing Kaneki.
*ring*
*ring*
*ri~*
Aelin smiled as the dork picked up, amused, though not surprised, that he had already forgiven her blasé comments.
'Yes, Alli-chan?' rang through the phone, and with a mischievous glint in her eyes, she began her act.
"So, Kaneki, you got the date?"
Kaneki gave a confirming hum, and she continued.
"Well, make sure not to go in any dark alleys with her! And no staring at her boobs! Also, don't forget condoms! It's OK to say no! Watch out for STD's! Keep your hands to yourself! And tell me if you top, cause-"
Aeilin broke into chuckles as she heard Kaneki hurriedly hang up the phone, stuttering incoherently. That call would both embarrass him to the high heavens, and make sure that he wouldn't go in any secluded areas with the Binge Eater, in fear of Alli-chan's feminine wrath. It was lovely when everything worked out.