I am sorry *bows deeply with head touching the floor :'( * for this being so late but with my limited knowledge I pieced together a little something. Review.
Ps, swearing involved.


The goddess Dike stood saying, "We will now begin the trial."

"The court now is called to order in the case of 'Percy Jackson verses the Avengers' will the prosecutor Athena please step forward so we may begin." spoke Dike as she inclined her head toward the direction of a tall woman with slightly curled blonde five inches long hair and gray eyes that seemed to contain a raging storm inside them. The woman was wearing a toga made of silk with a lavender color and wearing only a gold and enamel Heracles-Knot Clasp on her left forearm and a small dagger that was strapped to her outer thigh made visible by the knee high slit in her toga.

However before the woman could let out a word Loki interrupted saying he had to speak to his employers for a few matters concerning the case and that it would only take a few moments. Dike agreed and so Loki lead the Avenger off to the side in a different hallway, of course guards followed them to make sure they didn't try anything funny although Thor protested loudly about how they were insulting HIM the prince of Asgard and to be honest it went on for about a minute until Loki did a running jump kick at him to shut him up and to remove a dreadful statue of what appeared to be a million old ...something? (in reality its an abstract statue a really weird one) ... but details.

But i digress anyways the Avenger got pissed and started shouting out betrayal and the assassins had their weapons drawn ready to shoot when Lois took a bit breathe and let out a scream, "WILL YOU MOTHER FUCKING IDIOTS SHUT THE Fuck UP ALREADY! DO YOU ASS HOLES HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!? NO OF COURSE NOT THEORY WE WOULDN'T BE IN THEORY PREDICAMENT RIGHT FUCKING NOW! YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW IT SCREW YOU AND YOU AND ESPIACALLY YOU THOR WHO I MAY ADD HAS A BAG OF DickS FOR BRAINS DO YOU ENJOY MAKING MY LIFE MISERABLE OF COURSE YOU DO SILLY ME FOR THINKING OTHERWISE! WELL I AM NOT DOING THIS GUARDS TAKE ME BACK TO MY CELL! BYE SHITBRAINS! !"

"Now loki ust calm done" started Steveating which was the wrong thing to say. "Calm down really YOU want me to calm the Fuck down I'll show you Calm!" Loki started tearing down priceless statues and tearing paintings, all in all a major hiss fits. "Brother this is unbecoming of..." started Thor but an inhumane wail of rage from loki cut him off.

After a fewminutes it appeared loki was finally calm enough to talk to. "Now loki why don't you tell us what's the problem?" questioned Bruce as he gave his glasses a good wipe. " listen then numb skulls the person you attacked is Percy Jackson the fucking Percy Jackson who is the greatest hero of all TIME!" Loki shouted out the last part of the sentence before looking like he was about to cry on how life's not fair. "Who the hell is Percy Jackson ?" asked Tony who was opening a canteen of liquorthat he somehow stashed on his person. Thor who looked like he had seen a ghost gave the answer, "there are tales told of his heroic deeds. He is considered a legend here on Asgard."

The rest of the Avengers paled like the color of crisp white sheets once realizing how mucheap trouble they were in. Suddenly they all started screeching for loki to help them. To which he reluctantly agreed to just to shut them up. So with a sigh and the rearingsof an ugly headache about to begin Loki put on a smile so fake one could practically taste it lead the way back into the court room.

*Elsewhere in Asgard*

"Hurry he's losing blood fast!"

"Quick bring water!"

"Shit! His heart is collapsing!"

"Where are those healing stones!"

"Need more ambrosia ASAP!"

*On a desolate rock in the depths of space*

"Find that runt or YOU'LL be the one being flogged!"

"As you wish my lord."


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