A/N: I'm a bit disappointed that no one besides Burke23 tried to guess who Yandere-chan is, but oh well. I'm gonna finish the mother daughter ghoul arc this chapter, and next will (maybe) be the beginning of the Jason arc. Also, shoutout to one of my favorite TG fanfics, Research and Smoothies, by TimelessTears. Check it out, it's hilarious! Also, I would really appreciate it if anyone with questions about the plot or even something less on topic asks said questions. I purposely left some things in the story that don't make sense without some clarification, to see how long it takes for someone to voice their questions. Also, let me know if you want more fluff.
Sousie: Yeah, it sucks that Ryouko-san had to die, but at the same time I want to keep some of the early story events the same, and not just so I can follow canon plot easily. It gives me ways to show bits of Aelin's personality. For example, Kaneki becoming a half-ghoul could have been prevented if Aelin was less lazy and full of herself. She only came up with one plan, embarrass Kaneki so he avoids Rize-san, both because she was too lazy to follow him on his date and put in extra effort she had deemed unnecessary, and because she was so used to her plans working that she only came up with one plan, and no backup.
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Chapter 11—Dead End (Are you Mad(o) at me?)
Aelin's POV
Aelin jumped along the rooftops, enjoying the bright sun, happy to be able to stretch her kagune. With another great leap (like a majestic kangaroo) Aelin let out her joyous laughter, enjoying the wind in her hair and the rush of adrenaline. Aelin skid to a stop however, at the sight of Tsundere-chan pointlessly killing investigators. Gritting her teeth in irritation, Aelin approached the scene, only to see another investigator with weird mismatched eyes joined the fight. Upon seeing Touka-chan retreat, Aelin slid down the wall, shoving off to land in front of the two CCG members, grinning as their eyes widened upon seeing it was the S rated Kitsune. Before either could speak up, Aelin decided to get a few good laughs in.
"Heya Dovies! So, quick question! What do you call an alligator in a vest?"
Amon gaped at the random inquiry, and Mado prepared to strike.
"An Investagator! What's with that face? Are you Mad(o)? We're all Amon(g) friends, aren't we?"
Chuckling under her breath, Aelin swiftly dodged the quinque charging towards her, undeterred by the attack. Aelin moved in a wild dance, ducking and diving without a single injury. Aelin grinned, smug at her skills, only to let out a string of cusses as she snapped her ankle. In retrospect, it may not have been the best idea to go leaping on roofs and fight a Dove in high heels. Chucking the dreadful shoes at her assailants, she spat out curses that would make a sailor cringe and ditched the scene, determined to enact vengeance on Touka-chan.
Hobbling into an alleyway with both Touka-chan and Kaneki within, Aelin stumbled up to the idiot bunny, forgetting she was still wearing her mask, and slapped her across the face.
"Are you an IDIOT? Are you TRYING to get Hina-chan killed? You kill one Dove, another dozen will move in! Petty moron. Also… you fucked up my foot! And my high heels are goners cause of you!"
Kaneki and Touka stared at the ghoul before them, wondering why its mannerisms were so familiar, when it hit them. Literally. Aelin rolled her eyes, satisfied at having thrown a fist into both ghouls' stomachs, then stalked off, flipping them the bird as she left.