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Chapter 18: Two for One

Chloe held my hand as we walked back to Mistralton City. Amber and Blayze walked in front of us, the Typhlosion looking back and smiling every so often. She was looking at our daughter, Ruby. Ruby sat atop my head, curled up in a small little ball of adorableness. My real father decided to stay where he was with his trainer. I don't blame him. He needs to be there for his trainer.

"Alex?" Chloe said. "You seem distracted. Are you okay?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah. I'm fine. Just...thinking, is all." I smiled at her, pecking her on the lips. "Now, we gotta get back before Ray. Don't want him to freak out." Ruby yawned, letting out a small squeak. Amber looked back.

"Awe," she cooed. "Ruby, do you like sleeping in Daddy's hair?" Ruby, still a newborn, just rested her head down and fell back asleep. I smiled.

"Hey, so Chloe," Blayze started, trying to make conversation. "When do you and Alex plan on having a kid?"

"Oh, I don't know, Blayze," Chloe replied. "Hopefully soon, but I'm sure Alex wants to raise Ruby first."

"Okay. And the wedding?" Chloe caught up to Blayze while Amber fell back beside me. I sighed and picked up Ruby, cradling her in my arms.

"Look at her, Amb," I whispered. "She's gonna grow up to be just like her mother."

"Yeah, she is," Amber replied. She smiled and held my arm as we walked. Ruby was curled up in a ball, her short arms holding my shirt. Amber caressed my cheek and kissed me quickly.

"Guys!" Blayze hissed. We all stopped.

"What?" I asked. She pointed towards a meadow.

"Look over there. By the dandelions. See that?"

"It's a Snivy," Chloe confirmed. "And he's just sunbathing. You should catch him."

"Okay," I said. "Amber, hold Ruby. Blayze, you're with me. Try not to knock him out." I handed Amber our daughter and led Blayze into the meadow, keeping quiet and sneaking up behind the Snivy. I pulled out a pokeball, readying myself. I turned to Blayze.

"Okay," I whispered. "Very lightly now. Use ember." She raised a hand and shot out a small burst of fire, hitting the Snivy square in the back. The Snivy fell down, hurt badly. I threw the pokeball at it. The Snivy was sucked in and the ball started to shake.

"I think we got him," Blayze said. The ball stopped. "Yes! We got him!" She gave me a big hug, pressing me close to her body giving me an erection.

"Yes, Blayze," I gasped as she let go. "Uhf, should we call him out?"

"Yeah, I'll heal him," Chloe stated. I called out the Snivy, who just fell to the ground, struggling to stay awake. Chloe walked over and knelt down, placing a paw on the Snivy's chest. A glow of pink lit up as she healed the grass type.

"Mmm…" Snivy mumbled. "Huh?" The Snivy's voice was high pitched, like a young girl.

"What?!" Blayze yelled. "You're a girl?! I thought you were male so I could f-"

"Blayze!" Amber snapped, covering Ruby's tiny ears. "I have a child here. Watch your language."

"Sorry, I was just hoping for another mate, is all."

"Wait, am I not good enough?" I asked Blayze.

"No, it's just…." She stopped. "Y'know...vines...and tentacles."

"Excuse me?" The little Snivy squeaked. We all looked at her. "Are...are you gonna be my parents?"

"What do you mean, sweetie?" Chloe asked, helping her up.

"I'm all alone. Please?"

"Of course we will. And we'll even name you. Sound good?" The Snivy nodded, a big grin forming.

"I think we'll call you…Jade," I declared, picking her up. She hugged my face.

"I like it," she replied, nuzzling into me. "Thank you for taking me in. We're going to have so much fun on our journey."

"Yeah, we will. But first, let's take a break. Right here." I sat down in the grass, holding Jade. Amber sat next to me, Ruby in her arms. Chloe and Blayze sat together, picking at some of the dandelions and blowing. "So, Amb, what's the aging process like for Cyndaquil's?"

"Not long," Amber replied. "She should be walking by herself in a couple hours and by tomorrow, she'll be able to talk."

"You have a girl?" Jade asked, excited. "Will I be able to play with her?"

"Heehee, of course darling," Amber said. "Myabe tomorrow." Jade held onto me, smiling.

As we relaxed, I felt a small tug on my shirt.

"Huh?" I turned around and saw myself face-to-face with a Kirlia.

"Could I join you?" She asked telepathically.

"O-of course," I replied, smiling and pulling out an empty pokeball. I opened it and the Kirlia was sucked in. Three shakes and a small ping later, she was mine. I let her back out.

"Now, to name you."

"Ooh, how about Kiba?" Chloe suggested. The Kirlia smiled.

"Kiba," she stated. "Yes. It's perfect. Thank you all. Maybe I'll be able to sleep close to you, Master?" She scooted closer to me when she said that. My porn fantasies are about to be complete. Plus, the whole "master" kink got me horny.

"Y-yeah, sure," I said. "Now, c'mon, we should probably head back."

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