(A/N): This part was really fun to write. I LOVE experimenting with accents. Before I settled on the final one, I went through around fifteen different drafts of this chapter XD

I hope it isn't too hard to understand! :P

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CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR: CONVERSATION

"I still don' get why the hell we need t'do that."

"Well, either we let them stay awake and show them the enterance to our lair, or we put them to sleep and keep our base safe. Simple."

"Yeah, but it's a fuckin' pain to have to wake them up again. Whatever."

"So, whats do we know about this girl?"

"From what I can tell, she might be a muggle-born with her wand snapped, or maybe a squib."

"Duh, you idiot! She has t'be a muggle-born or a squib! Otherwise she wouldn't be on the fuckin' streets in the fuckin' first place!"

"Fine, whatever. But I think she was caught and held for a few years, maybe even in a Box, 'cuz she has a slight British accent and that she could barely speak when I found 'er."

"No one's ever come out of a Box alive! Maybe she was alone in her cell, di'ya think o'that?"

"No chance! I've seen those things, and these days they probably pack 'em fifteen to a cell. No way she'd be alone. She's been in a Box, I'm sure of it."

"How 'bout you two jus' shut up? We've got more pressin' issues to deal with!"

"Stop shoutin' already! You three are goin' to wake the girl up!"

"Aww, jus' fuck you! Got dat?"

"How about we all shut our fat asses up and let me ask a question?"

"Go ahead."

"'Kay, then. How much are we gonna tell her?"

"I don't know shit like that. Ask him!"

"How 'bout we jus' tell her that we're from an agency of the Dragon Order that's workin' on security? You know, since she's escaped an' all that shit?"

"She wouldn' trust us then. She jus' escaped the place, she won' wanna go back in i' if we tell her that!"

"Maybe we should jus' tell her the truth, then. Straight up."

"You're really hopin' that she wants t'kick ass on some guards."

"And what d'you think? She was smart 'nuff to get out of the place by herself. She's not off the deep end yet."

"I wasn't talkin' about that crap! What if she's a fuckin' pacifist or sometin'?"

"Fuck her, then. We'd jus' use 'er as a human shield. We could use one o'those."

"That's cruel, man. If she don't accept, we do yer human shield plan, 'kay?"

"Fine by me."

"So, should we tell her now?"

"Why not? I think she's already awake."

(A/N): I could be like a normal fanfic writer and ask right here, "Ooh! What kind of trouble has Coraline gotten herself into? Review please!"

Or I could be me. Here's what I say:

Lin is a weasel.

I know that more than half of you won't get this, and the other half will be like 'WTF?' unless they speak Japanese and bothered to watch the Japanese version.

I'm keeping this vague on purpose. Let me just say that the story I'm talking about has pretty much the exact same plot as Coraline (book/movie, anyway), or, at minimum, plot elements. Look it up.

You might find some good hits if you search Google for sentochihironokamikakushi. You have to decide the spacing for yourself. You WILL find some good hits, in fact. Including the IMDb page.

Even without the spacing being right. XD

Here's a bigger hint: I've written fanfics for this film, and I will write more later.

That was almost too obvious.

Okay, the end of my random rant about Coraline and the epic crossover-ness with a film I keep secret for no reason at all. XP