Summary: Well you see it all started with SPANDEX...
It was a dark, cold, night...Naruto snuck around the corner silently so that no one would see him...He snuck into an apartment and glanced at the sleeping person in the bed over in the corner of the room.
'It finally ends tonight' Naruto thought.
"WHO"S THERE?" The person yelled.
"Oh shit!" Naruto was ready to run but he realized the person was sleep talking...
"Damnit Rock-Lee! Why do you talk in your sleep?" Naruto snuck over to the closet with a bag ini hand. He stole all of the horrible green spandeex and silently left the room.
THE NEXT DAY:
All but 5 ANBU were in the hospital from random blindness. Tsunade had no answer to the problem when suddenly 1 ANBU rushed into her office carrying another ANBU. "TSUNADE HELP!" He screamed.
"What's the problem?" She ran over to him and saw the the ANBU in his arms was blind now too.
The now blind ANBU clenched onto her shirt and whispered something into her ear..."Rock-lee...Gai...They're NAKED!" He curled into a ball and started crying.
Tsunade screamed "OH THE HORROR! TERRIBLE MIND PICTURE!"
Shizune was in the corner hugging her pig rocking back and forth while crying.
Naruto rushed into the room crying and holding the bag of spandex. "TSUNADE THE PLAN BACKFIRED!" Everyone's going blind!" Naruto could only see out of one eye now.
"I KNOW!" She screamed at him "Kakashi!" She yelled and a terrified silver haired ninja popped into the room...5 feet above the ground and then fell onto the floor with a thud.
"Kakashi! What happened?" She knelt down next to the dyeing ninja.
"I saw Gai NAKED!" With that he passed out.
"Oh dear KAMI HELP US!" Tsunade screamed at the sky.
Suddenly there were screams of horror and then a knock on the door from outside. Tsunade sensed the chakra from Gai and Rock-Lee.
"It's them!" She cried huddling under the desk.
Naruto suddenly had an idea. He cracked the door open slightly and threw all of the spandex out. Suddenly everyone was okay. All the ANBU got their sight back and Tsunade was drunk. Kakashi was reading his pevy books and everything was normal.
"What the fuck?" Naruto yelled.
Gai and Rock-lee walked into the room and smiled..."Don't doubt the power of genjutsu" With that they left...
Naruto fell to the floor and cried...
End
A/N: Sorry about the shortness of these so far, they're gonna get better, I was just trying to add some stories real quick and thought these were kinda funny.