Dear Journal,
Today, Sealand attempted to take over Seaworld. He said I named it after him... He also said something about, "First Seaworld! Then the entire World!" He also had Latvia tied up and gagged over the penguin exhibit... At least until Russia came and started acting like Latvia was a piñata.. Russia had a t-shirt on in the exhibit... Crazy Commie...
The Hero, America.