Comments (17):
Sherlock Holmes:
You were always a bit daft, Darren, but this is too far. Portraying Mycroft as a good guy?
Mycroft Holmes:
He isn't daft.
Darren Wilcox:
Thanks, Mycroft. Hopefully Mummy doesn't read this—if she hears I gave you Mountain Dew during your "key developmental years", she'll blame me for every health problem you ever develop.
John Watson:
No offence, but, uh, you have friends? I thought you tried to be all Vulcan.
Mycroft Holmes:
I don't have friends. I have Darren, and then my associates.
Darren Wilcox:
You have one friend.
Sally Donovan:
Freaks.
Darren Wilcox:
Muggle.
John Watson:
Ignore her.
Darren Wilcox:
She reminds me of those guys who cornered Mycroft first year of college. Remember that, Mycroft?
Mycroft Holmes:
Oh, yes, the ones who got mildly irritated because I turned them in for cheating.
Darren Wilcox:
Can't stand people who get stroppy over getting caught fair and square.
Sherlock Holmes:
Agreed, actually. Criminals are always swearing revenge. None are quite to the point where they'll shake my hand and say "well-played."
John Watson:
Sherlock! You said you were getting the milk—what are you doing on the internet?
Mrs. Hudson:
Look, I got my own account all set up! Sherlock's here on his laptop.
Sherlock Holmes:
Thanks, Mrs H, now he's going to sulk.
Darren Wilcox:
Please keep the domestics to your own blogs, much obliged.