Phox: Yay! Chapter Two brought to you by~ -Ditkata-
Hidan: When the fuck are you going to tell me what the fuck you have planned?
Phox: *eyes glint mischievously in his direction*
Hidan: … Phox?
Phox: And now~ On with warnings:
Yaoi -duh
Language -duh
Orochimaru – he is apparently deserving of a warning... *puts away Oro action figure*
OOC & OC
SHIT'S A-GUNNA GET FREAKY ALONG SOME POINT
Pairing(s) : Kakuzu X Hidan
–Let us begin...
Kakuzu stood and stretched after counting his money—twice. Phox had announced that dinner was ready for consumption. She was now handing out the hunks of meat and it was then they realized an absence.
"Kakuzu... where's Hidan?"
"Walking." Zetsu and the partner of the missing replied in rare unison.
"At this time of night?" She blinked, nibbling on her meat.
"He's an S-Ranked criminal Phox. He doesn't need any form of babying." Kakuzu snorted, using a kunai to slice a bit of meat to slip under the mask.
"Orochimaru is an S-Ranked Sannin..." Phox deadpanned.
There was the sound of choking from the other two males. Zetsu burst into laughter at the assumptions Phox's worry brought. Kakuzu worried at said assumptions.
"You can't honestly believe the idiot would just walk right into hostile territory, do you?" He tried to reassure himself.
"You answered your own question by calling him an idiot. We aren't very far at all from Orochimaru's village." Phox deadpanned once more.
"Relax, Phox. The moron will be fine. I'm sure he's just a little ways away, awaiting an apology from that cold-hearted bastard there." Zetsu's eyes bore into Kakuzu's.
"Why in Hell -ifitevenexists- would an apology be brought to mind?" Kakuzu drawled.
It was true. Kakuzu would never apologize nor would the Jashinist ever expect one in any circumstance. They had made this silent agreement towards the very beginning of their partnership. Hidan was also too proud to even think of begging for one. Although this was his reasoning at that moment, he couldn't help but feel obligated to look for his bitch of a partner.
"It's too late tonight to go looking and as Zetsu said, he should be fine on his own til the morn." Phox closed her eyes in thought. "We shall continue with the mission in the morning then look for him only if he hasn't appeared by the end of it." She concluded, gulping down the last of her food.
"Right." The two males replied, each with a different tone of voice.
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– Meanwhile... –
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Hidan groaned as he started to come to. He immediately regretted this decision upon sniffing the smell that gave a greeting. It smelt of a variety of rotting carcasses and poisons. He was unable to see his surrounding for he was blindfolded and strapped to what seemed like a table. He didn't bother to break free knowing it would do him no good in the end. He sighed and started to tolerate the smell as time stretched.
"Alright, Kabuto, is the serum ready?" Hidan then froze when the hissing of a familiar snake reached his ears.
"Yes, Orochimaru-sama." the one, Kabuto, replied from nearby.
Hidan heard footsteps approach.
"It will have to wait. I have been informed that there will be no movement until morning." Orochimaru now sounded from Kabuto's side.
"Are we aloud to experiment on him beforehand?" Kabuto's voice held a hint of a sick eagerness.
"Perhaps, Kabuto, perhaps."
Hidan's eyes widened when he felt something wet slide it's way up his bare torso. He tensed and then heard a snicker from Orochimaru. The snake's tongue retracted.
"I've always wondered the secret to immortality and here it lies before my eyes." (He's a poet and didn't know it.)
"Hm. I'm sure she wouldn't mind us taking a few samples."
"You're right, Kabuto-chan. Leave the serum and check on Sasuke." Hidan's heart rate increased when the door closed and a deadbolt was slid shut. "Oh the fun we are to have, my immortal specimen."
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Kakuzu shivered, he had a bad feeling but Phox was ever-stubborn with her rule that no one is to leave til the morning. She stood watch now as Zetsu and Kakuzu lay in an attempt to sleep. Zetsu was not asleep, enjoying the emotions radiating from the elder. Kakuzu turned, ensuring his back was to the ex-Grass shinobi. He closed his eyes, inviting sleep.
After what felt like hours, sleep greeted him and he fell into the land of nightmares. It felt so cold without the warm body of his partner pressing against him. His surroundings were dark, not a light in sight. (Again with the rhymes? Why can't poetry come naturally in class?) He smelled corpses rotting and various other things, however one struck the most familiarity. Blood. However it was not just anyone's blood—it was his partners. You might be wondering how he could tell. Aside from his being a seasoned shinobi of around ninety, he had many rough and sadistic nights with his lover. All of which involved blood spill in some shape or form.
He struggled to break free of whatever had him restrained. However he soon realized he could not even move his eyes let alone anything more, they seemed to have a mind of their own. Then he heard a voice.
"Now Hidan, this shouldn't hurt you too badly."
Kakuzu awoke with a start at a sharp pain in the lower regions. He blinked, an arm clutching his lower area, just above his pants. Phox stood above him, looking at him with cold eyes. He heard Zetsu stretching to his left. He slowly joined them in standing and stretched, forgetting his dream for a bit.
"We're heading out now, Kakuzu. Be sure to keep a very low profile unless instructed otherwise." Phox instructed, already heading in the direction of their destination.
"Um, Phox... Do you think we can hurry? I have a bad feeling about Hidan..." Kakuzu grumbled, his testicles were starting to feel a bit odd as well. The dream returned to his mind.
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Hidan groaned, Orochimaru had injected something into him. The thing that had him pissed, however, was the location. That pedophile of a snake had injected that serum straight up his anus. He winced though, glad it was a needle and not the snake's lower appendage. (That's right readers, Orochimaru hasn't molested a captive for once.) He sighed. Now he was alone in the room, in excruciating pain around his butt up to his pelvic region.
Kabuto had returned after the injection was given. He informed Orochimaru of intruders nearing. After that the snake and his assistant had hurried away. No doubt fleeing the village. Although... before they had left. Orochimaru had said something quite strange.
"Once you are free you must refrain from sex for about a day. After that, you must have intercourse before the third day." Hidan had been in far too much pain to make much sense of it let alone respond.
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The trio of Akatsuki members arrived at the alleged hideout of the former Akatsuki member. Kakuzu waited impatiently as Zetsu phased inside and opened the doors for the others. They hurried inside, all for separate reasons. They branched off soon. Zetsu headed for Orochimaru's office while Phox headed for a hallway leading to the outdoors; not that the other two knew of it. Kakuzu searched the joint for his partner's familiar chakra signal. After a little while he felt it in no way interfered, much to his confusion but relief.
He pushed open the door and a familiar smell from last night reached his nose. He soon found Hidan tied on a table in the middle of the room. He strode over then began to work on freeing his partner. Hidan's pains had decreased a bit, now feeling a bit more like a discomforting ache. He was startled to feel the binds loosen. He then felt a pair of familiar lips press against his own, a slightly rough textured hand making it's way from his cheek to his happy place.
Hidan gulped, quivering with anticipation. He felt Kakuzu's hand grab his member then his eyes widened. It hurt! He began to squirm, biting Kakuzu's lip. The man, somewhat angered at this, pulled away, tearing off the blind fold. Hidan's eyes watered from the pain, not the kind he enjoyed but the kind that came from the inside (not mental/emotional; more like an illness?). Kakuzu's brows furrowed and Hidan gave him a worried, almost terrified look.
"What the fuck? Don't tell me that was payback for yesterday's kiss!" Kakuzu growled.
"N-N-No! I-I'm s-so-sorry, Kakuzu! It just hurt! Damn that snake! He probably did something to me while I was unconscious!" Hidan panted reaching up to Kakuzu.
"... Hidan..." Kakuzu sighed and let the smaller wrap his arms around his neck.
Kakuzu pulled Hidan up and carried him over to the door. Something told him that his partner didn't have the strength to walk just yet. He managed to find the exit and at it he met Zetsu and Phox, both engaged in a quiet and intense conversation. They didn't sense the two coming until Hidan groaned in pain, biting Kakuzu's shoulder which made the latter shout.
"Hidan! What the Hell man!"
"Ugh. I don't feel so fucking good." Hidan whined, his pelvic area was starting to ache once more.
"That doesn't give you reason to bite me!" Kakuzu scowled at the man's hair since his face was buried in his neck.
"... He give you a hickey?" Phox snickered.
"No. He. Just. Bit. Me." Kakuzu seethed.
"Well, regardless, we best be off. Leader will be wanting an update quite soon now. And Sasori and Deidara are about to depart and, thanks to this information, capture the first Jinchuuriki." Zetsu informed, starting to walk away, Phox soon trailing behind.
Kakuzu groaned, readjusting Hidan before following after. The stupid man had fallen asleep in his arms.
–To Be Continued...
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