Phox: Yay! Chapter Four brought to you by~ -Jade07Fun & Ditkata-
Hidan: … You are a bitch.
Phox: *glares in his direction*
Hidan: … Phox?
Phox: And now~ On with warnings:
Yaoi -SMUT this chapter!
Language -duh
OOC & OC
MPREG
Read! At! Own! Risk!
Pairing(s) : Kakuzu X Hidan
–Let us begin...
Phox went to where Kakuzu and Hidan were resting, knocking lightly on the door. There was a grumble from the other side and the door was soon opened by Kakuzu.
"Rough night, Kakuzu?" Phox smirked.
"I wish... what do you want now?" He grumbled.
"I was wondering if you could spare a moment away from Hidan. I found a way to earn a hefty sum for our funds." She purred... literally.
"... So long as I'm back tonight." Kakuzu sighed, retreating back inside to grab his cloak and head gear.
He followed her to where Deidara and Sasori were waiting. They exchanged a few words then Phox's clone left them with information. They soon headed out, leaving Hidan alone.
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Hidan awoke sometime around noon and shivered. He assumed the miser had left him for paperwork. He sat up, rubbing his eyes.
"Oi fucker, when are we going back home?" He said to no one.
He blinked then, with a growl, crawled out of bed. He straightened his clothes before padding into the bathroom. He gave another yawn, looking at his reflection in the mirror. He groaned at seeing his hair the way it was. He grabbed his comb from his pocket then started to comb it back into place. Once it was as good as it was gonna get he left to look for any other sign of life in the large cavern.
He stopped when he reached the kitchen, not sensing any other chakra signals. He heaved yet another sigh before digging out food. After lunch he would head home. With or without Kakuzu.
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Kakuzu returned from his mission... if you could call it that. The crazy bitch had sent him on a babysitting mission. Kakuzu didn't bother wondering who would ask a criminal organization to watch their baby. Nor did he try to figure why said child looked a lot like Phox. The child was a female, for starters. Secondly, Deidara pulled out after it pulled his hair. Sasori soon followed once it broke one of his precious puppets. Kakuzu had to restrain both of them from scarring the child both mentally and physically.
The girl and Kakuzu ended up having a staring contest before it started to cry uncontrollably. It didn't help when he pulled his mask down. The parents -thankfully- returned just as Kakuzu was about to sew its little mouth shut. He sighed, pushing the door to his house open. Zetsu had already informed him Hidan had headed home.
Kakuzu found the other man lounging on their bed, reading that bible of his almighty deity. He was so captivated by that little book he hadn't notice Kakuzu starting to strip down to his boxers. Only once the elder used a kunai to shred his pants did Hidan take notice with a yelp, letting the bible fall.
"Oi! Bastard, what the fuck? What was all that shit about wasting money? Now you'll have to pay for another shitty pair of pants. Those were my last pai-"
Kakuzu slammed his lips on Hidan's in order to stop his ranting. Hidan's eyes widened and he moaned when Kakuzu pressed their lower areas together. Hidan mewled out, leaving his mouth open for his seme to explore. Threads tickled his lips and followed the miser's tongue around the Jashinist's moist cavern. Meanwhile, both their hands started for one another's boxers. Kakuzu reached the goal first and tore them off, Hidan simply groped the tanned ass in return.
Kakuzu pulled away from Hidan's mouth for a quick breath before returning to his neck. Hidan took deep breaths, his hands making their way to the front of Kakuzu's boxers. They arrived as Kakuzu's tongue started on his collarbone. He bit down when slightly pale fingers squeezed his already hardened member. Hidan smirked just then, starting to pull at his partner's shaft. Kakuzu bit harder in order to keep his own moans from sounding.
"Q-Quit fuckin' bitin' me, shit-face." Hidan growled playfully, starting to pull his hand away.
"Ah, then... you... er..." Kakuzu panted, loosing his teeth from Hidan's skin.
Blood began to show from the mark. Hidan pulled down Kakuzu's remaining piece of clothing then trailed a hand from his leg. Kakuzu watched him play with himself, the threads still hanging from his mouth. Then Hidan moved his hand farther north to play with his nipple. Kakuzu's eyes met his and the bottom male winked, licking his lips.
"You're a bitch." Kakuzu grumbled, putting his lips to Hidan's navel now.
"Heh. I suppose I am, fuck-face." Hidan laughed; those threads tickled.
"Would you please stop talking that way about my face?" Kakuzu rolled his eyes.
"... Hm... you know I love your stitches, fucker." Hidan smirked, "They turn me on like no one else."
Kakuzu turned a bit pink at that which earned a snicker from Hidan. Kakuzu quickly delve farther south; below the belt. Once his tongue lapped the dampened tip, a shudder made its way through Hidan's body. Kakuzu took more of him into his mouth and Hidan cried out, hand reaching for Kakuzu's stringy hair, kneading the scalp.
"K-Kuzu~" Hidan panted.
Kakuzu smirked, starting to suck. Hidan looked to the ceiling, focusing on feel rather than watching. If he had, he probably would have released sooner. Kakuzu pulled back, wiping his mouth with his forearm. Hidan frown vanished when Kakuzu returned to press their lips together. The gray-haired male's eyes widened once he tasted his own essence seeping into his mouth. Kakuzu pulled back with a smirk, flipping Hidan over to rest on hands and knees.
"Swallow it, Hidan." He breathed, pressing his tip to his waiting hole, "Then I'll fuck you til we both drop."
Hidan scowled but obeyed then stuck his tongue out to show Kakuzu. The elder smirked at the childish antics before slowly penetrating his partner. Hidan groaned out, relishing the pain. He ground his teeth, wrinkling the sheets. Kakuzu paused for only a moment upon burying himself within completely before he began to retreat.
"F-Fuck!" Hidan cried just as Kakuzu rammed back in.
Kakuzu continued, using one hand for support whilst the other made its way up his side. Hidan soon became vocal when Kakuzu's rough hand arrived at his hot member. He pumped Hidan with his thrusts at a rough and somewhat rapid pace. When the rhythm got shaky, Hidan found Kakuzu's arms around his waist; Hidan already having climaxed.
"K-Kuzu-chan, I... l-love you!" Hidan moaned as Kakuzu finally released within.
"Mn... yeah... ready for another round in the shower?" Kakuzu smirked.
"P-pervert!"
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"Phox... who was that strange man with the threads?" A man with light blue hair asked, cradling a young girl in his arms.
"Relax... he didn't succeed in stitching her annoying mouth shut." Phox shrugged.
"Tch. Well, let me know when you're out of my Cat, demon." He grumbled, stepping through a portal.
Phox only stuck her tongue out, turning to face Itachi.
"... After having Kakuzu babysit your host's baby... are you so sure your plan should continue?"
"Of course! It'll be different when it's his own." Phox shrugged.
"... We should make a bet."
"Deal."
–To Be Continued...
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Same goes for the chapters following.
Phox, the man, the baby are all from another world and are minor characters. There is no need to think too hard about them. Just showing that Phox had the babysitting planned. Oh, and, yes- Kakuzu got paid a LOT of money for endangering the baby. … That's only because Phox is evil and hates the child's parents... and... children for that matter... -.-'