Phox: Yay! Chapter Five brought to you by~ -Ditkata & FanGirlMania -
Hidan: … Yay...?
Phox: *glares in his direction*
Hidan: What?
Phox: And now~ On with warnings:
Yaoi
Language
OOC & OC
MPREG
Read! At! Own! Risk!
Pairing(s) : Kakuzu X Hidan
–Let us begin...
Hidan woke up to find Kakuzu asleep and the strong tan arm embracing him around the waist. He smiled and nuzzled further into his chest, still damp from last night's shower. But the man still smelled of sex. Hidan smirked, nibbling on a stitch. It wasn't very often he got the chance to really admire Kakuzu. His eyes looked up to glance at the other male's face.
It was peaceful. Hidan continued to look with a smile of his own. Then Kakuzu's lips started to move. Hidan tensed but it looked as if Kakuzu was still asleep. He leaned in, cautious not to wake him.
"...Hidan..." Hidan inched closer. "...Love..."
Hidan's grin widened when he started to snore. His grin was erased when Kakuzu suddenly rolled over, crushing him. He let out a muffled yelp and started to squirm. Kakuzu slept on, oblivious to his partner's discomfort. In fact, the squirming sensation began to make its way into his dreams. Hidan blushed when he felt something prod him. This would be an interesting way to start the day indeed...
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Zetsu sighed, he really didn't feel like accompanying Deidara on a mission. The blonde was directly behind him, chatting it up with Phox. Sasori chose to trail behind them all. They still had to pick up the 'Zombie Duo' for the mission and Zetsu already wanted to eat Deidara. They arrived at the cave only to find it was eerily quiet. Usually cursing or screaming could be heard at the time.
Phox took the lead to the bedroom and the others decided to follow. She knocked and they waited. And waited... and waited... Phox frowned then opened the door. She gave a snicker when she saw Hidan still struggling to get out from under his partner. He had made it half way, clawing at the floor. She squatted down in front of him, startling him.
"Need some help, Hidan?" She smirked.
"No, I don't need your fucking help!" He replied without sarcasm.
"... Suite yourself..." She stood then, without warning, pounced on Kakuzu's back.
In a flash the elder was up and the other five Akatsuki were safely in the kitchen. Hidan crashed to the floor with a groan. Kakuzu looked down at him, confused as to why his he was rubbing his lower area.
"What's wrong with you?" Kakuzu asked dumbly.
"What the fuck do you mean 'what's wrong'? YOU were fucking CRUSHING me!" Hidan seethed, still holding himself on the floor.
"... Oh. What were you doing still under me?" he replied with a scoff, going to put on some clothes.
Hidan pouted in anger before using the bed to stand. His legs felt weaker. He made a mental note to put Kakuzu on a diet before going to join him in the bathroom. Kakuzu glared when he entered but said nothing, pulling on his shirt. Hidan looked around for a pair of boxers and put them on as well. Kakuzu headed out of the bathroom without a word and grabbed his head gear.
"You don't need to cover your face, fucker." Hidan sighed, pulling on some pants only to realize they were Kakuzu's. "And need to start sewing names in our shit."
Kakuzu watched Hidan rip them off then go look for a salvageable pair of his pants. After all, Kakuzu ruined his last decent pair last night. He found a pair with one or two holes then held it out to the stitched male. The latter rolled his eyes and started to sew up the holes. Meanwhile, Hidan decided to greet their guests. They weren't surprised when he appeared before them only wearing boxers and his necklace.
"Alright, now what the fuck s'up?"
"Another mission." Phox answered.
"All six of us?" Hidan scoffed, grabbing something from the fridge.
"Apparently, Hidan-chan, hm." Deidara replied.
"It's another stealth mission." Phox added.
"You expect a stealth mission with Deidara and Hidan?" Kakuzu arrived, throwing Hidan his stitched up pants.
"What the fuck do you mean 'and Hidan'?" Hidan shouted, throwing his apple core at Kakuzu.
"Precisely that reason. You're a hotheaded moron whose manic laughing would alert anyone." Kakuzu scowled, throwing the core in a trash can.
"I like hotheaded concubines. He should be just fine. And Deidara." Zetsu laughed evilly.
"For the record, I never agreed to this." Sasori sighed.
"'Concubines?'" The immortals asked together.
"That's how it's a stealth mission. Hidan and Deidara... and Sasori will be our concubines." Phox barely restrained her laugh.
"... Repeat?" Hidan hiccuped.
"We'll be using a harem jutsu and Kakuzu will sell you three to our target." Phox explained, ignoring Hidan.
"Do I get to keep the money?" Kakuzu asked.
"Of course."
"Wait... you're actually a girl. Why aren't you gonna be a fucking concubine?" Hidan growled.
"She's only here to perform the jutsu and spy as an animal." Sasori drawled.
"That's fucking bullshit!" Hidan exclaimed.
"Too bad, now let's pick out your guy's uniform. My friend made some for just the occasion." Phox smirked, pulling Hidan and Sasori from the room while Deidara followed after.
"Wait... what are you here for Zetsu?" Kakuzu asked after Hidan's protests were abruptly cut off after a crash.
"Backup... And blackmail." He grinned a bit manically.
"Ah... Who's the target?" Kakuzu asked, rooting around the fridge for brunch.
"Someone you're familiar with." was Zetsu's only answer.
Kakuzu turned from the fridge with an apple in his grasp. He looked to Zetsu, expecting more. The plant, however, was occupied with staring at the ceiling. He shrugged then joined him at the table. Minutes later, the other four Akatsuki arrived. They each had a bag save Phox. This is where their outfits were and Hidan didn't look very happy. Kakuzu and Zetsu stood, Kakuzu throwing away his apple core.
"Alrighty; are we all set?" Phox asked as Kakuzu and Zetsu arrived at her side.
"Ready to go." They replied.
–To Be Continued...
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