Phox: Yay! Chapter TEN brought to you by~ -Ditkata-
Hidan: Hahaha! YOU'RE DEAD!
Phox: And you're pregnant.
Hidan: *slice*
Phox: And now~ On with warnings:
Yaoi
Language
OOC & OC
MPREG (more than one)
Read! At! Own! Risk!
Pairing(s) : Kakuzu X Hidan, Madara X Zetsu X Tobi (hinting), and Kisame X Itachi
Zetsu was watching Tobi run around his and Phox's cave, amused with the childish act. He was brought out of his watch when a new chakra signal came from outside. He jumped when he noticed it was Hidan's. Phox had warned him that Madara could not find out about her plans so he stood and stopped Tobi.
"Be a good boy and wait in my room, okay Tobi?"
"Okay Zetsu-san!" he jumped up and ran to the man's room, anxious for a surprise.
"Come in, Hidan. Although Phox is away at the moment." Zetsu turned to face the immortal.
"Where the fuck is she?" Hidan hollered.
"She'll be here tomorrow. So how many tests did you take before you decided to drop by?" Zetsu sneered when Hidan flushed and sputtered.
"J-Just tell me where I can fucking find the stupid bitch." Hidan snapped.
"Kisame and Itachi's place. A day's travel." Zetsu shrugged, turning away to head for his room before Tobi got curious or Madara suspicious.
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"So you gave him the tests?" Itachi asked, rejoining Phox and his partner in their base's living room.
"Yeah, he kind of... freaked." Phox shrugged.
"So did I..." Kisame mumbled, looking to the door Itachi had just come through.
"You thought you were freaking?" Itachi drawled, rolling his eyes, "Try being the one giving birth."
"Especially when still in a male body... if all goes according to plan." Phox added.
"Still think Sasori and Deidara would've been a better test than Kakuzu and Hidan." Kisame mumbled.
"Ah, but they aren't immortal which means, should the latest method of MPreg were to have severe consequences, Kakuzu and Hidan would go unharmed." Phox explained.
They all nearly jumped from their skins when a familiar scythe came flying past. The trio had been so occupied with their discussion, Hidan had gone unnoticed. Itachi and Kisame retreated for the nearest room, leaving Phox to face the hormonally unbalanced and temperamental immortal. She held up her hands as he advanced.
"Not only did you get me pregnant, you were only using me." He seethed, pressing his scythe to her neck.
"Didn't really think you would mind it too much." She shrugged. The blades drew blood. "What will you accomplish by killing me, really?"
"Get it out." He hissed, too close for Phox's comfort.
"I will not allow you to abort it." Phox scoffed.
"Why the fuck not?" Hidan cried, letting his scythe clatter to the floor. He felt exhausted and nauseated.
"Don't you think Kakuzu gets a say? It is his kid too, after all." Phox answered calmly, secretly inching the scythe out of his reach.
"That's just a fucking waste of time. Hell, he'll probably just rip the bastard out." Hidan scoffed.
"If that is the case, you will be quarantined and he will be sent away." Phox replied curtly.
"Tch, like you could pull it off." a knee-jerk reaction to threats.
"Well, seeing as I was able to pull off two male pregnancies without a hitch... I would say I could pull just about anything off." Phox sneered.
"Two?" Hidan jumped back in shock.
"... Well, technically it was just a man I placed the harem jutsu on." She shrugged.
"I'm still getting rid of it." Hidan snapped back.
"... Suite yourself." She turned to Kisame whom had reappeared a moment before. "Take care of him, Kisame. I will fetch Kakuzu."
"Wait! No." Hidan protested, his heart beating in fear, "I-I won't harm it then. J-Just don't tell Kakuzu..." Hidan whimpered.
"Alright then. Kisame will escort you back home in the morning. It is too late for a pregnant man to be out." She gave a nod before padding out of the base for her own.
Hidan watched her go then fell to his knees. He was tired, he was hungry, and he was furious. Kisame glanced down then pulled him back to his feet with a heavy sigh. Hidan wordlessly let himself be pulled away to the kitchen. It appeared Hidan was a bit... shocked. He searched through the fridge then paused before looking to his fellow Akatsuki member.
"Um... you don't have any cravings yet, right?" He asked nervously.
He sighed in relief when Hidan shook his head. He grabbed some eggs and a frying pan. Hidan continued to watch, his thoughts were jumbled. He wondered about how it had become possible for him to get pregnant. He recalled that night at Orochimaru's hideout, his odd words, and the night Kakuzu had taken him. His eyes widened; maybe it was then? But then, his thoughts took a turn for the worse. He had been a woman when he was raped.
Kisame whipped around when he heard something hit the table. Hidan had fainted. He made his way over, turning off the stove before he felt the immortal's forehead. He frowned and picked him up bridal style. He would have to inform Phox of this in the morning.
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Kakuzu scowled at his desk, the paperwork finished. He stretched and turned to the bed, expecting to see Hidan in it. He cocked his head and he then headed out of there room, hoping his partner had fallen asleep elsewhere or that he was cooking in the kitchen. The last thought made his stomach rumble and he recalled he had not eaten yet. This brought a frown to his face and he was even more eager to find Hidan. His search turned up blank though and Kakuzu growled, returning to the bedroom.
Perhaps he had gone for a walk. He hoped this was the case as he drifted into an uneasy slumber. The snake sneaking its way to his bed went unnoticed. It unhinged its jaws then buried its fangs into his leg. Kakuzu twitched but did not awake and the serpent vanished with a puff of smoke.
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I sat up, giving a mighty yawn as I stretched. My gaze traveled to my side and smiled when I noticed silver hair. I gently shook my lover and waited for her to wake up. She grumbled but eventually sat up, rubbing her eyes.
"Good morning, Kuzu." She smiled, softly stroking my stitched cheek.
"Morning, Hisako." I laid my hand on hers and we left the bed.
"Daddy! Aoi cut my arm off again!" I looked down at my daughter and chuckled, scooping her into my arms.
"I'll go get Akane's arm." Hisako kissed my cheek then left the room.
After awhile I followed. I reached the living room but froze in my tracks. I saw Hidan standing there, waving me over. I looked to my arms, surprised to find the girl had vanished.
"Hey fucker, wake up." Hidan's voice sounded distant as I approached his side, wrapping my arms around him. "I'll be sad when everyone's gone. We'll be all alone. Just the two of us." He whispered.
"We don't have to be alone. There will always be new friends and enemies to be made." I spoke quietly.
"I don't want new friends." Hidan pouted, "I'm fucking sick and tired of change, damnit!"
"I won't change..." I frowned, we had had a similar conversation before.
"You'll grow tired of having me around. When you leave me... I'll have nothing. I'll be nothing."
"I'll never leave you!" I held him tighter as if to prove my point.
"You say that now... but... there is nothing to keep you with me." Hidan buried his face into my neck.
"Bullshit. I swear I'll find a way to make you believe I'll never leave you." I leaned down to kiss him, only to find I couldn't. He was gone and my world had grown dark.
Ooo~ Cliffy, ne?
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