Phox: Yay! Chapter Eleven brought to you by~ -Ditkata, HaloGabieter, & VampirePrincessofBlood- 30 review even, btw...

Hidan: … I have nothing to say to you.

Phox: Hell must have frozen over...

Hidan: That shithole doesn't exist!

Phox: And now~ On with warnings:

Yaoi

Language

OOC & OC

MPREG

Read! At! Own! Risk!

Pairing(s) : Kakuzu X Hidan

Hidan yawned, dragging his feet behind Kisame. They were only a few feet away from the base when Phox appeared, waving them to join her in a clearing. Hidan glared at her, still ticked about the pregnancy.

"Hidan was no trouble, I hope?" She glanced at Kisame.

"He fainted before I could make him dinner but Itachi made him eggs this morning."

"I did not faint." Hidan glowered, "I simply... I... I was just tired damnit!"

"Hm. I will have Kabuto check on him in a few days." Phox blinked then stepped aside saying Hidan could go on his own from here.

–

Kakuzu paced the living room, last night's dream – no, nightmare – fresh on his mind. He woke up completely alone and for a change he was worried. On top of this, his mind was constantly thinking of what he had swore. What usually gave reason for couples to stay together? He sat on the loveseat and let his eyes wander on their own. He strained to remember more about the dream and when he did, it confused him further. He had been a father of a female Hidan's kids. He shook his head in disbelief; he had never considered children and completely accepted giving it up when he fell for Hidan.

He closed his eyes and leaned into the cushions. A child would be just what their relationship needed but, not only is it impossible, but it would no doubt be costly. He groaned as the figures flew past his mind's eye. There would be clothes, food, new furniture, and the list grew until he heard the cave entrance slide open. He leaped to his feet, running to see who it was.

"Kuzu..." Hidan smiled weakly when he spotted the elder approach.

"Where the hell have you been?" Kakuzu hissed, frowning down at the other.

"Out... just out." Hidan shrugged, brushing past his partner in order to reach his room.

Kakuzu's frown deepened at Hidan's odd, distant behavior and he followed him. Hidan was already in bed, stripped to his boxers when Kakuzu entered their room. He soon stripped as well, wrapping his arms around him as he fell into another uneasy night of sleep.

–

Five days pass, uneventful. The only change in the morning routine was Kakuzu waking up to the sound of someone retching in the bathroom. He sat up, rubbing his tired eyes. He still had that same nightmare every night but felt comforted by Hidan still in his arm when he awoke. Early this morning was an exception. He rolled out of bed then made his way towards the bathroom.

He pushed the door open and found Hidan hunched over the toilet. He watched in wonder as the immortal's shoulders hitched and a moment later he sent vomit to the bowl. Hidan coughed afterward then pulled back, taking a shuddering breath as he felt around for the washcloth he had stashed for every morning he had been throwing up before Kakuzu was awake. He let out a yelp when he felt Kakuzu's strong hand help him to the feet after flushing the toilet.

"What's going on, Hidan?" Kakuzu's face was contorted with worry as he brushed Hidan's hair back to see his uke's paler-than-usual face.

"S'nothing. Probably just a virus. No need to worry though, I'm immortal." Hidan didn't swear as he wiped his face with the slightly dirty wash cloth.

"If you insist... moron." Kakuzu sighed, shaking his head as he released his lover.

Hidan almost whimpered at the loss of contact but remained silent. Kakuzu shuffled over to his desk to finish yesterday's financial paperwork. Hidan sighed heavily, heading for the kitchen after fixing his hair. Once Hidan had left, Kakuzu growled, snapping his pencil. The lack of Hidan's libido was starting to get to him. They hadn't had sex since before training a week ago. A WEEK! He huffed, crossing his arms and leaning back as if throwing a tantrum. In the kitchen, Hidan had just finished burning his bacon when two familiar arms wrapped around him.

His first reaction was to flush and practically melt against his lover. Then he thought of the baby he was carrying. He wondered if it would be safe. He had been told of most couples having sex during pregnancy but they were hetero couples. 'That and Kakuzu nearly fucks me til I drop dead.' He gulped and broke out of the miser's grasp, looking anywhere but at the hurt expression. Phox said he was forbidden from letting his heart stop in anyway. He looked to his burnt food and his mouth watered.

Kakuzu watched in sudden wonder as Hidan placed the blackened bacon on a plate and headed for the table. Sure, being rejected hurt, but he was expecting it by now. He followed Hidan, about to ask about his food choice when Hidan stopped, setting the plate on the table before diving at Kakuzu. His eyes widened and he pulled Hidan closer, meshing their lips together. 'Screw the child! I fucking need this!' Hidan gasped when Kakuzu's hands ghosted their way up his thigh. He returned the favor, only focusing closer to Kakuzu's fast-hardening member.

"Fuck I missed you!" Kakuzu growled, yanking down Hidan's boxers.

"Wait!" Hidan shivered but he pushed a stunned Kakuzu away, "I don't feel good..."

Kakuzu let out a feral growl and glared at Hidan whom was looking at the floor, trying to hide his limp member. After what felt like hours, Kakuzu spun around, storming to their room and slamming the door behind him. Hidan flinched at the sound and then sobbed, shocking himself for a moment. He slid to the floor and curled up, trying to think of anything but the hateful look Kakuzu had given him. He was so wrapped up in his shame and depression he had not noticed Kabuto until the silver hair spoke.

"Time for a check-up, Hidan-kun."

Wee!

Hidan: *sob* F-fuck you. *sob* S'not my fault, K-Kuzu!

Haha!

Hidan: You're a real b-*sob*-tch!

… Please leave a review... I want to know what you think of Hidan's total 180... or anything else you want to say.

Ahem... and if anyone is wondering; pregnancy effects your libido making you either really horny or not at all... (this is just summed up for you). I'm betting Hidan's reluctant due to worry for the embryo and that he has been getting nauseous from morning sickness.