Phox: Yay! Unlucky Chapter Thirteen brought to you by~ -Erika, Ditkata, HidanAndKakuzusGirl, & FanGirlMania-

Hidan: See you found your pussy...

Phox: Yes I did.

Hidan: All you had to do was pull down your -slapped-

Phox: And now~ On with warnings:

Yaoi

Language

OOC & OC

MPREG

Read! At! Own! Risk!

Pairing(s) : Kakuzu X Hidan and Sasori X Deidara

Kakuzu woke up before Hidan the next morning and took the time to admire him. He gently untangled himself; Hidan's hand trapped Kakuzu's which was resting on top of his other hand. Once he made it out of bed, he went to his desk to find new paperwork and even a new mission they had to go on in three days. He sat down after pulling on his shirt and started to work. Hidan woke up ten minutes later and hurried out of bed, straight for the bathroom. Kakuzu turned when the door slammed shut, shrugged, and then returned to working.

Hidan, however, felt awful. He looked in the bowl, and wrinkled his nose in disgust. He hurried to flush it and went to the bathroom mirror. He did not notice his hair was in the way until after. He scowled at his reflection then went to take a shower. Afterwords he would have to make breakfast and then he would pester Kakuzu for no reason except that he would be bored. He turned off the water and glanced in the mirror once more to assure himself the vomit was gone from his hair.

"What do you want for breakfast?"

"Whatever you don't finish." Kakuzu shrugged, still looking at the papers.

Hidan sighed then went to the kitchen. He began to dig through the fridge and pulled out leftover rice. He wondered how long it had been left then decided to toss it before going back to the fridge. After awhile he settled on just making eggs with slightly stale bread. While he was cooking, two members decided to drop by. They entered the cavern, one of them molding clay with a smirk while his partner retreated upstairs.

BOOM!

"DEIDARA!" Both occupants of the cave hollered.

"I tried to talk him out of it Kakuzu." Sasori sighed, following the man back downstairs.

Hidan stood pressed against the counter as the stones showered down around him. Standing at the entrance of the kitchen was Deidara. Kakuzu loomed behind him, held back by Hiruko's tail.

"Breakfast is done... help yourself." Hidan took a shaky breath then brushed past everyone on his way to the bedroom.

After a moments pause Kakuzu followed, sending a glare at the two artists on his way. Sasori sighed and led Deidara into the kitchen to clean up. Hidan went to the bathroom and looked for a washcloth. He found one, dampened it, then lay it over his newly acquired womb. He had gotten egg on him when the explosion went off. Kakuzu found him and watched as Hidan cleaned himself far too slowly. It was obvious that his partner was thinking.

Kakuzu's presence continued to go unnoticed whilst Hidan was lost in thought. He wondered what Phox would do had that explosion gotten him instead of the wall. He shuddered at the thought, dropping the washcloth. He still did not want a child and he was sure Kakuzu would agree. However, what if their chance to be a family was a happy one? He closed his eyes and began to hum; hopefully his problem will be solved with a spontaneous miscarriage.

He smiled at the thought and stopped humming. He was then startled when Kakuzu coughed and he spun around, eyes shooting open. Kakuzu's face was blank yet inside he was curious. Hidan rarely thought so long or deeply about anything. He stepped aside as Hidan walked past, heading back downstairs. Perhaps he could ask later, when their 'guest' were gone. He sighed then followed his lover back to the kitchen.

Sasori and Deidara had saved the eggs, only to devour them as Hidan reappeared. Hidan scoffed at their ravenous behavior and snatched the bag of stale bread. He frowned at Deidara whom smirked back, sticking his tongue out. Kakuzu beckoned Sasori to the living room and the two left their ukes in the kitchen.

"Sasori, I have a serious question for you." Kakuzu spoke fairly quiet, making sure the other two couldn't hear.

"What about?"

"Have you ever thought about having kids?" Kakuzu clearly looked embarrassed but the thought had been plaguing his mind for a long time now.

"Not really, no." Sasori drawled then gasped, "Wait, don't tell me you had an affair and knocked some chick up."

"N-No, I've just been having these dreams." Kakuzu hushed Sasori once he got a little louder.

"Hm... well, were you gay from the beginning?" Sasori asked suddenly.

"What do you mean?" Kakuzu balked.

"I never found women attractive and therefore never thought of having kids." Sasori shrugged.

"Sadly... I've never loved anyone enough before Hidan so the same can be said for me. The thought of children hadn't crossed my mind until recently." Kakuzu hissed quietly.

"You could always adopt..." Sasori replied.

"No, no. I want them to be mine and Hidan's. Not some stranger's." Kakuzu growled.

"Well that's insane." Sasori paused, "Have you been feeling alright lately? Deprived of sex? I'd be somewhat willing to lend you Deidara... although there will be rules."

"No." Kakuzu deadpanned.

"Just saying."

"Why are you two even here?" Kakuzu sighed.

"Deidara came to collect Hidan for tomorrow's movie night with the ukes since everyone is without a mission for tomorrow." he motioned to the kitchen. "As for me... I came to ask if you wanted to come with me and Kisame for a night out drinking. Our partners will be away, leaving us to play."

"Fine, but I refuse to pay for everything." Kakuzu grumbled.

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"I don't fucking feel like it, Deidara." Hidan sighed once the bomber had invited him to Itachi's for an uke night.

"Come on, don't leave me alone with Itachi, hm." Deidara pouted.

"What about Phox?"

"What about Phox, hm?"

"Won't the bitch be there too?"

"No, she said she had to take care of something at her home village. Hm."

"I don't know... Kakuzu's been pretty fucking iffy lately. The bastard was begging to get in my pants last night." Hidan crossed his arms.

"So?" Deidara scoffed.

"Have fun with the others Hidan, I'll be back after tomorrow." Kakuzu suddenly called, shocking Hidan.

"Where the fuck do you think you're going?" Hidan shouted back.

"Out with the guys. Enjoy your uke night." Hidan's protest was stopped when the door to the cave slammed shut.

"... I'll go fucking pack..."

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Whoot, I'm eager for the next chapter. Or not... either way, I have an idea of what to do. Please swing by my profile for the new poll if you haven't already. Come August I will be preparing-for/resuming school so expect (hopefully) fewer updates.

Let me know in your reviews if you want the next chapter to introduce the other MPreg couple and/or if you want to see semes drunk off their asses.

Until then, I bid you all adieu for today for I am turning in... or switching to another WIP...

Oh, Oh, I have another request: I HAVE READ JUST ABOUT ALL THE COMPLETE KAKUHIDAS and coughHidaKuzuscough (all of the good Mature ones) OUT THERE AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF ANY OF YOU PLAN ON WRITING MORE.