Phox: Yay! Chapter Fifteen brought to you by~ -Ditkata, katizo terusei, yuki-chan name is yuki-chan, & FanGirlMania-

Hidan: Nobody likes SasoDei

Phox: Nobody reading this story at least...

Hidan: Yet there's more SasoDeiSaso fanart than KakuHidaKuzu

Phox: And now~ On with warnings:

Yaoi

Language

OOC & OC

MPREG

Read! At! Own! Risk!

Pairing(s) : Kakuzu X Hidan, Kisame X Itachi, and Sasori X Deidara

Hametsuki crawled around on a rug in the middle of the living room while Itachi looked on. Hidan was hovering over Deidara, trying to wake him up. He soon gave up though and crouched down besides Itachi, watching the toddler with mild interest.

"You change your mind, Hidan?" Itachi kept his eyes trained on his child.

"Fuck you..." was all Hidan could manage.

"Uh-huh... Well, Kisame and the others will be back soon." Itachi stood up, "Keep an eye on him, I need to take care of something."

Hidan rolled his eyes but sat cross-legged, watching the child, bored. It looked over at him and giggled. The child crawled up to him then into his lap. Hidan sat perfectly still, waiting. Hametsuki reached up and Hidan growled when it yanked on his pendant, jerking his head forward.

"Let go fucking brat." Hidan grabbed its tiny wrist and pulled back its hand.

"Hidan, please don't curse around my child." Itachi returned, a thin blanket in hand.

"I don't know why the fu—hell you wanted a brat anyways." Itachi took the child from him, wrapping it in the blanket.

"Kisame and I have always wanted a child..." Itachi shrugged.

"But why?" Hidan's eyes flashed.

"Aside from the fact my brother and I are the last of the Uchiha Clan?" Itachi drawled which earned a glare from Hidan, "It's... nice to have something... er." Suddenly the Uchiha looked embarrassed.

"Ugh, you two wouldn't believe the dream I had, hm." Deidara was awake. "I dreamed that the weasel had a kid with the shar—Still dreaming, hm..."

"No, you're not dreaming and I'll fucking kill you if you faint again."

"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-but!" Deidara gaped at the toddler.

"Sit." Itachi sighed, motioning to the couch. "Hold him, Hidan." Itachi handed his child to Hidan and they joined Deidara. "Go ahead and ask him about children, Hidan."

"Um... what, hm?"

"Itachi's trying to talk me into keeping this... thing... growing inside me." Hidan spat, poking at his belly, struggling not to drop the child in the process.

"Why?"

"What the fuck do you mean 'Why'?" Hidan scoffed, "Ask Uchiha."

"No, I mean why so you want to get rid of it, hm?" Deidara gaped at Hidan as though he were crazy.

"W-Why not? I-It's un-unnatural." Hidan stuttered, subconsciously pulling the child closer.

"Bullshit." Deidara smirked as the child started to nuzzle Hidan's neck.

"Okay, fine. I want a child for reasons even I don't fucking know."

"You can blame hormones for now." Itachi murmured, gently prying his toddler from him.

"So why then, hm?"

"Kakuzu loves his money more than me." Hidan shrugged, "Even if he doesn't, it's pretty damn close."

"Have you even asked him, hm?" Deidara deadpanned.

"Don't wanna." Hidan pouted stubbornly.

–

"You won't tell anyone, will you?"

Kisame asked Kakuzu as he hurried to finish his glass. Sasori was still crashed out on his mattress. After the bar they had headed home with a keg of alcohol. Kisame finished telling Kakuzu about Hametsuki.

"Who'd believe me?"

"... Right..."

–

The next morning Kisame, Kakuzu, and a woozy Sasori headed for their ukes. They found Deidara asleep on the couch and Hidan in the kitchen. A moment later, Itachi came out to greet them, wearing one of Kisame's only sweater. Kisame smiled with sympathy and wrapped him in a hug, placing a kiss on his forehead, cheek, then lips. Sasori rolled his eyes at the display and went to wake his lover. Kakuzu headed for the kitchen and found his own partner poking at his egg, a blank look on his face. The stitched ninja hesitated before joining him.

"What's wrong with you?" Hidan visibly tensed.

"What the fuck do you mean?" He gulped.

"You look like you're thinking... it's worrisome." Kakuzu poked.

"Fuck off." Hidan pouted, returning to his eggs.

"Ready to go?"

"No." Kakuzu started.

"Why not?"

"... I want to stay here is all." Hidan shrugged.

"Why?"

"Because."

"Hidan."

"Kakuzu."

"We'll be going now. Phox has a new training session planned for us." They overheard Sasori as he was about to leave.

"Hidan, don't forget to play nice, hm!" Deidara shouted before leaving with his 'Danna'.

"What does that mean?" Kakuzu growled.

"Jus' go home, I'm gonna stay here for a week." Hidan finished his eggs and got up to wash his dish.

"No." Kakuzu jumped up and before Hidan could blink, he had been pinned.

"Yes, I am, bastard. You're not my fucking boss." Hidan snapped.

"You're mine, Hidan." Kakuzu hissed , licking Hidan's ear.

"D-Damnit, Kakuzu. Let me go." Hidan scowled, flushing.

"You don't want me to let you go." Kakuzu's face was expressionless.

"Yes, I do, damnit. And your fucking breath reeks. How much did you drink?"

Hidan received no answer but was released. Kakuzu closed his eyes and took a deep breath before turning away. Hidan watched, confused, as Kakuzu left the kitchen and then the base. He shrugged off the awful feeling he was getting and returned to the sink.

–

Kakuzu continued home without Hidan, hiding his inner turmoil well. Perhaps his nightmare was beginning to hold truth. Hidan no longer loved him. His hearts clenched at the thought but he kept moving. He refused to think negatively but his mind had other plans. As he lay back in his bed, the nightmare came once more. Only there was no Hidan there for when he would wake the next morning.

This chapter is short and I am sorry for that...

Don't forget to visit my new poll. If you want to see a glimpse of Deidara becoming pregnant, you have a choice! So far, everyone's voting no! Do you want Deidara to give birth via the transformation jutsu (Deidara Female Pregnancy) or via the serum that got Hidan pregnant (Deidara Male Pregnancy)? Not writing next chapter til I get more votes!

In the meantime... I have other stories you can read. :D