Me: Hello everyone I hope you all had a fun weekend…
Emmett: I know I did!
Edward: Em, no one wants to know what kind of weekend you had
Emmett: *wiggling eyebrows* or do they…
Me: Do I need to call Rosalie again?
Emmett: go ahead, she had an excellent weekend as well and I'm sure she wouldn't mind a repeat, I k now I can't stop thinking about it…
Edward: STOP THINKING ABOUT IT! Please I am begging you; Bella isn't here to shield your perverted mind!
Emmett: Muahahahaha there is nothing you can do to stop me
Me: *sigh* I don't own anything twilight, including these knuckleheads, they all belong to Stephenie Meyer now if you will excuse me I have to make a phone call to put an end to the madness, enjoy the story ;p (its back to Bella's pov)
Chapter 5: when hell freezes over
Hell. I am in hell. You might be asking yourself "why is she in hell? What on earth could she possibly be talking about?" Sadly it all started on the first day of school at the beginning of the week, gym class to be exact. I had a little accident, to be more specific I somehow managed to give the guy I have been thinking about…okay lusting after since camp last year, a black eye. I have never been so humiliated in my life (and that includes the time I fell on him). And Edward was being so nice to me and everything right before it happened too. After he went down everyone hurried over to make sure he was okay, I was lucky enough to end up with a spot next to him, I think I even heard him mutter something about an Angel. That made me so worried that I hit him harder then I thought I did. To make matters worse by the time we all got home after class the entire town knew about what happened. I am not exaggerating; when Em and I picked Seth up at the elementary school he was all bouncy.
Emmett looked worried, "hey kiddo, what the hel, I mean heck did they give you at snack time?"
"An orange, mama told them I cannot have sugar if they all wanted to make it through the day alive." Em and I traded a look, we both knew the outcome of giving the kid sugar, he was scarier then Emmett on a red bull energy drink. "Then why are you all bouncy?"
"Cause Bella has a good rights hook, all the other kids were praising me over it. Hey Bella whatsa rights hook? Conner didn't know what one was either and he heard it from his brother Tyler who goes to the big kid school with you." There was silence, and then Emmett's laughter could be heard from miles around.
"It's a fighting move and I did not punch anyone!" I shouted to be heard over Emmett's laughter (thank God I was driving). "It was an accident and thankfully there wasn't any serious damage done" (I know that because after class I went and asked the school nurse shortly after Edward left her office, Rosalie drove his car home because Alice was too busy laughing her ass off).
That night we had a family dinner and I was the butt of everyone's jokes. Sam, dad and Jake complemented me on a fool proof way to keep the guys off me while Leah stated how much she wished we got it all on tape. Mama Sue gave me a hug and told me everything would be okay and that by tomorrow everyone would forget about what happened. She was so wrong.
When Em and I got to school the next day everyone kept staring at us…more specifically at ME! I was so scared, what if Alice and Rose hated me now for turning their brother into a laughing stock? What if he hated me more now then he did yesterday? Is it too late to drop out and become a mime and trap myself into an invisible box? I didn't notice when the Cullen's walked up to us, too lost in my head.
"Hey Em, what's wrong with Bella?" I think that was Alice.
She is having a freak-out moment, it should pass soon, I wouldn't be too worried."
"Um…why is she having a freak-out moment?" I think that was Rose but I was still too lost in my head to really pay attention.
"Because of what happened yesterday, I think she is worried that you all would be pissed at her, I don't know why though it was only an accident." Leave it to Emmett to make it seem like me giving his best friend a BLACK EYE was no big deal. That got me out of my head.
"Emmett how can you say that? I could have killed him!" Em made a look and started to answer back when he was interrupted by the one person I was hoping to avoid today.
"Bella there was no way you could have killed me, its just a black eye it will be gone after a few days." And there he was my Edward (well in my head he was my Edward, I think in reality he is the wicked witch's), he looked just has mouth watering today as he did yesterday, even with a shiner, it just made him look badass in my opinion.
"Edward I am really really really really really really sorry about what happened in gym class, I warned Alice about what happens when I am in that class and she didn't believe me!"
"Bella calm down accidents happen, I didn't get the chance to tell you that yesterday but it is no biggie we all got a good laugh out of it."
Emmett started to chuckle, "you bet your ass we did!" his statement was followed by a smack on the back of his head courtesy of Rose (I think she likes him ;p). I didn't have a chance to respond because the warning bell rang to let students know classes were starting soon. As we headed into the school Alice caught up with me.
"We are still on for Saturday right?" And queue the puppy eyes.
I sighed "yes Ali we are still on for Saturday, Leah and I will pick you up."
"Don't worry about it Rose is spending the day with Emmett working on a project for shop class so she can just bring me with her." I nodded my head and that was the end of that conversation, I wasn't looking forward to the shopping trio but as I said before maybe having Alice with me will tone Leah down.
The rest of the week flew by and other then kids staring and whispering it wasn't too bad. Tanya stayed away from me for some reason and Edward wasn't talking to her either, he even switched seats in Biology and now sat next to me (needless to say I had trouble focusing in that class). Our music classes were held in the library for the time being still. Turns out the school had to call in a new teacher and they would be here by the middle of next week from Texas. That time was spent passing notes with Alice and playing paper football with Edward (I don't know what was up his ass that first day but he seems to be much nicer now, and his has sexiest smirk ever! I have to try very hard to keep myself from staring, he is Emmett's friend and I would so hate for Emmett to beat him up because of me).
Now if the week went okay after that first day why am I in hell now? Because I was an idiot! It all started this morning, Saturday morning to be exact. I was awoken not by my lovely alarm clock, not by the sun coming through my window (it was a sunny morning for once! I was shocked!), or even my idiot bear of a brother. I was awoken by something much more evil…
"BELLA! Goooooood morning! I brought coffee! !" Alice was talking at the speed of light and jumping up and down on my bed.
"Evil pixie I have two questions for you" I said groggily as I sat up and threw my pillow at her head (sadly I missed) "the first one is who the fuck gave you coffee and the second is why the hell did they let you into my room. And can you please talk in away that normal humans can understand you?"
"Silly Bella" she giggled " Sue let me in, she was on her way to work and wanted me to remind you that we have to take Seth with us because your dad and Sam are at the station and Jake is at the fire house and Emmett cant be trusted to be home alone with him after the jell-o incident. This is going to be so much fun we get to take my car now because we will be needed the trunk space." She finished her little speech and got off my bed only to dance around the room and end up in my closet. "now go hop into the shower and when you come out I will have your cloths all ready for you and then we can hit the road!"
"Do I get to drink my coffee and have breakfast at least?" I really like my caffeine n the morning.
"Of course silly it will all be waiting for you in the car. Now go get ready so I can go and wake Seth up." and with that she flew out of my room just like she came in.
The drive to PA was interesting to sat the least, Alice and Leah were so excited about going shopping that poor Seth and I were sitting in the back of the car in fear, they were making a battle plan that would enable us to visit all the stores before we had to be back home in time for dinner. I was beginning to fear that Alice wouldn't be much help against Leah in fact I heard both of them mention something about using me as a living Barbie doll.
Which brings me to the present time. It is now 3 in the afternoon as to say I was in hell would be an understatement. I had already spent all of my shopping allowance and Seth had already run away screaming from the dressing rooms at least five times within the past hour alone (Alice wanted to see him in a Sailor suite and Leah wanted him to put on a clown costume, it wasn't pretty I had to case after him because Leah could only waddle and Alice was in her Coffee induced lala land).
Finally I couldn't take it anymore. "Hey Leele, can we please go now? I have a headache and I think we traumatized Seth enough as it is."
Leah glanced at her watch, looked at Seth who was clinging on to my leg and sighed. "Okay, hey Alice I think we need to head back before Seth and Bella have another tantrum."
"Awe but we haven't had a chance to look at dresses yet, but I guess I can just come back later in the week now that I know Bella's sizes." I turned to look at the evil shopping demon, I mean Alice.
"Ali what would I do with a dress?"
"You would wear it to the dance duh." Alice rolled her eyes and brought her items to the register, including a pair of pants that strongly looked like a pair I had tried on and told her to put back. I followed her.
"What dance are you talking about Alice?"
"You know the back to school dance that is coming up next Saturday. Its girls ask guys and Rose is finally getting the courage to ask your brother out it is so cute how much they like each other but won't admit it." She handed the cashier her exhausted credit card (you would be tired too if you were swiped as much as that thing was today).
"Alice I am not going to a dance, you have seen what I am like in gym class I am not going to risk hurting myself any further and in front of more people."
"What if there is a guy who really wants to go with you? Are you just going to let his hopes and dreams come crashing down all because you are too scared that you might hurt yourself?"
"Alice I don't care if 12 guys want me to ask them to the dance, I don't dance. And nothing you say is going to change my mind, not even if hell freezes over."
Getting her recite from the cashier she grabbed her bags and headed out the store to where her car was parked (Leah had already waddled over to it with Seth; she somehow managed to get him off my leg). She said nothing as she opened her already overflowing trunk and threw her bags in. She said nothing as she unlocked the doors and we all got in. She said nothing all the way back to Forks. It was very very creepy.
It wasn't until we were in my driveway and Leah and Seth were in the house that Alice finally opened her mouth.
"Bella, I will let you think about the whole dance thing over the weekend. If I do not find your answer satisfactory to my way of thinking I will just drag you there anyway so you might as well agree to go here and now and save yourself as well as me a lot of time and energy. You don't have to ask anyone to the dance if you don't want to but I will be damned if you miss out on a fun high school experience. If it makes you feel any better I'm going solo too, but I don't think it would hurt if you were to just ask someone." She got an evil smirk on her face and added "I don't think it would hurt to ask Edward to go with you, you never know he might have a crush on you too."
I could feel my eyes getting wide, how the hell did she know? "Alice I do not have a crush on your brother, and he would most definitely not want to go to a dance with me after the shit that happened Monday."
"Trust me Bella, let's just say I have a feeling about this and I strongly suggest you ask him." When I still didn't look convinced she added "just think about it and let me know by Wednesday, I should have your dress by then anyway." I was saved from answering by Rose and Emmett coming out of the garage and over to the car. I hopped out and held the door open for Rose.
"I will think about it but I am not promising anything." Alice smiled while Emmett and Rose looked as us in confusion. "That is all I ask" she said as Rose closed the door. Emmett and I watched as they pulled out the driveway and turned onto the road.
"Do I want to know what you two were talking about" Em asked as we turned to head inside.
"Nope, let's go start dinner so it ready for every one when they all get off work."
"Can I sample the food as you cook?"
"Only if you manage to keep Seth out of my hair." I replied
"Deal, hey are you going to go to the dance next week? Sorry I forgot to tell you about it."
"I don't know Em, I will think about it but don't hold your breath. Hell has yet to freeze over."
Me: I hope you guys liked this chapter, and don't worry Jasper is coming soon and I would love to hear you thoughts so far ;p
Emmett: hey who did you call earlier?
Me: Bella
Emmett: um…what is she going to do?
Me: well you know she still has some of that newborn strength and you were messing with Edwards head
Emmett: I should probably start running now huh?
Me: yep I will see you next time