Phox: Yay! Chapter Sixteen brought to you by~ -Ditkata, librarycat9, KakuHidahearts, SuigetsuPhwoar, Deinagotcha,& GaaraTurnedAussie-

Hidan: We're are now simply winging it.

Phox: I keep forgetting to make you curse...

Hidan: Cursing makes people sound stupi—I need therapy. ASAP.

Phox: And now~ On with warnings:

Yaoi – At the END

Language

OOC & OC

MPREG

Read! At! Own! Risk!

Pairing(s) : Kakuzu X Hidan, Kisame X Itachi, and Sasori X Deidara

Six days pass and Kakuzu's nightmares had become unbearable. The only thing that had changed with last night's nightmare was that the woman was now Hidan, a man. He threw on his cloak and glanced at a book that lay open on his desk. In the past few days, he had gone after countless bounties to get as much money as possible. His planning had started and now all he needed to do was visit Kisame, Itachi, and their bundle of joy. And Hidan too, who still had not returned.

He arrived to find his partner struggling with a child. This startled Kakuzu into a stunned silence. He saw Itachi by the wall, smiling until the child bit Hidan. Kakuzu flinched at the scream that immediately brought Kisame running.

"Moth fucking brat!" Hidan screeched, wincing as Kisame tried to pry his toddler from Hidan's arm, "I know the little bas-brat is teething. But isn't that why we have chew toys?"

"Sorry Hidan, we can't help that you scare Hametsuki." Itachi smirked, taking the kid from his partner.

"I scare him?" Hidan huffed, crossing his arms before going to a seat that sat in the corner.

Something told Kakuzu that this was daily routine for them. He cleared his throat causing all in the room to jump. Itachi whirled around in attempt to hide Hametsuki while Kisame took a protective stance. Hidan did not react until it was revealed who had arrived. He shot out of his seat and ran to Kakuzu, immediately wrapping him in a hug. Kisame had relaxed as had Itachi and they took seats on the sofa. Hidan wriggled free and soon joined them.

"What brings you here so suddenly, Kakuzu?" Kisame smirked, suspecting.

"I need to ask you something..." Kakuzu trailed, eyes drifting towards the ukes.

"I believe it's time you change Ha-chan's diaper, Hidan." Kisame smiled while the other two grimaced.

"Kisame..."

"Tch. Whatever..." Hidan scoffed, following Itachi into the extra bedroom that belonged to the eleven month old.

"How did you do it?" Kakuzu rushed once they were gone.

"Do what?" Kisame was playing dumb.

"Get Itachi pregnant?"

"Simple." Kisame paused, relishing the miser's expression, "The transformation jutsu. Changed him into a woman for the duration."

Kakuzu's eyes widened. He should have known. His thoughts were interrupted by an exclamation from the nursery. However it had soon quieted and Kakuzu relaxed when Kisame showed no reaction to the outburst.

"Well, what do you plan on doing now, Kakuzu?"

"I don't think I'll be able to change Hidan." Kakuzu sighed, suddenly feeling his age.

"You sound disappointed." Kisame smirked.

"I was wondering... it just got to be too much is all." he shrugged.

"I'm sure Hidan might understand. You should talk with him."

– Minutes Ago –

Hidan had never been allowed in the room when Hametsuki was being changed. That's why he was eager to see what they had been hiding. Itachi set his child down on a soft rug since they did not have the money for a proper changing station. Hidan knelt besides him, holding a clean diaper and the wipes. Hametsuki squirmed as Itachi began to undo the diaper. When he did, Hidan was slightly surprised.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! I thought she was a he!" He shouted, making the Uchiha roll his eyes.

"Calm down. So what if we have a daughter..." Itachi mumbled, wiping his daughter's rear.

"You want us to think it's a fucking boy though..." Hidan quirked a brow.

"Not really. I'm more or less indifferent. A female Uchiha is just rare like a male is rare in your family." Itachi glanced at Hidan, putting on the new diaper, "You are watching this, right?"

"Er... Yeah but now I feel weird." Hidan flushed.

"Hn."

–

Kakuzu was waiting by the mouth of the cave for Hidan to say his good byes. They traveled home in silence for a change with Hidan staring absentmindedly at Kakuzu's hand. He had always wanted a bit of public affection from the miser. Just not to the extent of most couples (coughSasoDeicough). He sighed heavily, catching the elder's attention.

"Why did you stay there for so long anyways?" Kakuzu questioned once they arrived at a tea house.

"... You wouldn't fucking believe me if I told you." Hidan managed around his rice ball, "If you did eventually believe me you would fucking kill me."

"What the hell makes you say that?" Kakuzu was a little crestfallen that his lover had believed such a thing but he'd be damned if he were to show it.

"..." Hidan could not come up with a response and shrugged, sipping tea.

"Hidan. Tell me." Kakuzu demanded.

"No..." Hidan murmured, shaking.

"Hidan!"

"I-I... don't think..." Hidan was struggling to find his voice, "You know what? FUCK YOU!"

Kakuzu was, to say the least, appalled at the sudden outburst. He continued to sit, watching Hidan stand, glaring at him.

"I am sick of this shit, you bastard!" He snarled. "Why can't you just fucking respect that I need my fucking privacy and some fucking space. I don't what the fuck I ever saw in a bastard like you."

Kakuzu was stunned into silence, having a mental break down as Hidan stormed off. Once his partner had vanished from sight though, he panicked and left, skipping out on their bill. Not like it would be the first time. Kakuzu headed for home, hoping that was where his partner had gone. He entered with caution and a temper of his own. 'How dare Hidan make such a big deal out of a simple question? I'm only worried about the little fucker.' Kakuzu sighed in defeat when he heard crashing from their room.

He decided to wait it out, sitting back on the loveseat. He briefly wondered what he had been thinking, wanting to put a kid of his in danger of its own parents. He frowned, starting to doze off. Something poked him though, snapping him from his daze. Hidan sat on the floor at his partner's feet, pouting. Kakuzu closed his eyes and counted until he felt Hidan lean in. His eyes snapped open at having the yougner nuzzle his groin.

"'M sorry, 'Kuzu." Hidan sniffed. "I di'n't mean it." He nuzzled Kakuzu once again.

"You've been acting very strange lately, Hidan." Kakuzu rested a hand on his lover's head, petting him.

"I love you..." Hidan whined, panting now.

"Are you alright?" Kakuzu's brow furrowed in confusion.

However confusion became surprise as his zipper was undone. He stopped petting Hidan, watching in curiosity as Hidan withdrew his length. Pleasure rushed through him as something warm and wet met his tip. Hidan pulled his mouth away though, remembering the last time. He replaced his tongue with his fingers and grinned when Kakuzu responded to his touches, giving a gruff moan.

"Impatient?" Hidan smirked.

"What's gotten into you?" Kakuzu panted.

"Nothing yet."

"... You... are a pervert..." Kakuzu sighed, stroking the other male's hair.

"Hypocritical bastard." Hidan drawled playfully.

"Are you going to let me fuck you tonight?"

"No." Hidan pulled away as though offended.

"What's wrong now?" It was starting to get old for the ninety year old.

"Do you love me?" Hidan bit his lip, averting the green and red eyes that widened at the question.

"Of course."

"How much?"

"A lot."

"That's all?"

"Er..."

"... Well?"

"Look, Hidan, I love you. Very, very much. Now, tell me what the hell is going on."

"Alright... I'll tell you... Promise you won't freak..."

Finished this in the car... sorry for the delay. I wonder what I should work on next...

Thanks everyone for their support. I will update eventually.