Phox: Yay! Chapter Nineteen brought to you by~ -Ditkata, librarycat9, & VampirePrincessofBlood-
Kisame: Omnomnom...
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Kisame: Mn.
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Pairing(s) : Kakuzu X Hidan
Kakuzu woke up before Hidan did, which worried him but he shrugged it off. Hidan was immortal so there was nothing to worry about. He decided he might as well get breakfast. He headed down to the inn's food service, noticed the prices, and left. Kakuzu found a place that looked cheap enough and went in. The name of the restaurant went unnoticed as did a few of the men and women wearing a familiar pendent. He approached the counter and was greeted by a woman with silver hair and red eyes.
"Welcome to the Immortal Restaurant named for the many years we've been servicing." She greeted, "What would you like this morning?"
"Um." Kakuzu glanced at the menu, looking for the cheapest item, "Small helping of rice and eggs."
"Are you planning on staying? We have private rooms if you'd like."
"No, I have to get back to my-"
"Kakuzu, you fucker!" He turned around with a groan.
"Is this your wife sir?" The woman smiled as Hidan came closer.
"Does it look like I'm a fucking bitch, IkeIke?" The woman's eyes widened and Kakuzu glared at Hidan.
"H-Hidan-chan?"
"Sister."
Kakuzu blinked in confusion as the woman leaped over the counter, wrapping her arms around his man. Hidan hugged back briefly then pulled away. The woman's red eyes looked him up and down then stopped at his stomach. He still was not wearing a shirt.
"Hidan... who-" He was interrupted by a squeal from Hidan's sister.
"Congratulations!"
"Sister, pipe down and take my partner and I to a room." Hidan snapped, glancing at Kakuzu.
"Partner?" The girl quirked a brow but led the pair to a guestroom without question. "I'll bring you your breakfast then." She bowed then departed.
"Listen up Kakuzu because I got something to fuckin' tell you." Kakuzu immediately straightened in his seat across from Hidan.
"Now you decide to tell me?" Kakuzu scoffed but froze to find Hidan scrutinizing the table.
"Um, you gotta promise you won't get mad..." Hidan mumbled.
"... No promises." Kakuzu smirked.
"Bastard..." Hidan sighed but then his shoulders hitched.
"Hidan?" Kakuzu reached over the table to ease his face up. "What's wrong?"
"Y-You're a bastard b-but I still l-love you." Hidan sniffed.
"Why are you crying? It's unnerving." Kakuzu frowned.
"Um... well, I'm p-pre..." He shook his head from Kakuzu's gentle hold and wiped his eyes. "You know what Kisame said right?"
"Something about you being fat..." Kakuzu trailed and Hidan scowled before slapping him.
"Bastard!" Hidan sobbed.
"Gah! Stop that! Your mood swings are giving me whiplash."
"You don't even care about me."
"What? That's bullshi-"
"Your meal is here... What did you do to my brother?" 'Sister' had arrived, placing food on the table before she noticed her brother's distress.
"I didn't do anything!" Kakuzu defended.
"Bullshit! Everything is your fucking fault! It always is." Hidan snapped, "You're the one that drove me away, the one that got me knocked up, the one that did-didn-'t save me from that man, and-and..." Hidan broke off, choking on his words.
"Did you say 'knocked up'?" The other two chimed with surprise.
Hidan weakly nodded his head, avoiding their eyes. Kakuzu was the first to respond. He stood up and made his way to Hidan with slow steps. Hidan gulped and prepared for the worst. He was shocked when pulled into a hug. He started to cry quietly now, burying his face in Kakuzu's neck as the latter ran his fingers through his hair. Hidan's sister smiled at the display then left quietly so as not to disturb. After awhile, Hidan calmed down enough to ask...
"Why?"
"Why what?" Kakuzu pulled back to look at Hidan's face.
"Aren't you pissed?" Now Kakuzu was the one to ask the question. Hidan answered, "A baby will be a waste of your precious money."
"I wouldn't say 'waste'…" Kakuzu frowned, "I've actually been thinking it would be nice to be a father..."
"Really?" Hidan hiccuped.
"Yes... this also explains your behavior and I must say that I didn't appreciate the emotional distress you've caused me."
"... Self-centered old bastard..." Hidan's scoff was interrupted by a laugh.
"Oi, I have the right to be self-centered after being denied sex for so long." Kakuzu gave an uncharacteristic pout, earning another laugh from Hidan.
"Kabuto said that the fetus isn't as vulnerable as an embryo so we should be okay..." Hidan mused then added, "But you can't be rough!"
"Why not?" Kakuzu frowned, bringing them over to the bed.
"If my heart stops, the baby's does too." He explained as his back hit the bed's comforters.
Kakuzu nodded thoughtfully then pulled down his mask, placing his lips to Hidan's. Heat flashed through Hidan and he moaned, eagerly parting his lips and clasping his hands together behind his partner's neck. Kakuzu was right; it had been far too long. The stitched man used the deep kiss to distract Hidan as he pulled down his pants and boxers. Now naked, Hidan gasped and Kakuzu switched from his lips to his jawline, then his neck, back to the jaw, and finally left a hickey on the collarbone. Hidan smirked, pulling up Kakuzu's shirt, carefully avoiding the four masks on his back.
"Let me undress you." Hidan panted, "You're always taking off my fucking clothes."
Kakuzu rolled his eyes but let Hidan sit up with him. Hidan pulled off the shirt and hood with one tug. He relished the sight of Kakuzu's exposed and scarred torso before he started on the pants. Surprisingly, Kakuzu was not wearing underwear. Hidan snickered at this while Kakuzu kicked off the remainder of clothing. His laughs were silence by another passionate kiss. Hidan sunk into the mattress, entangling his fingers in the long brown hair to anchor the hair's owner. Their heated members rubbed against each other, bringing a moan from them both.
The long kiss was finally broken and Hidan placed shorter, sloppier ones along Kakuzu's neck while the latter stroked him. He protested when Kakuzu paused, staring at the baby bump. Hidan watched with interest as his rough hand roamed along the stomach. It was like last night and Kakuzu could not stop his smile from showing. Hidan's hand soon joined his at the belly button. It would have lasted longer if it was not for the burning sensation from their unattended groins.
"Can you prep me first?"
Hidan flushed at having to ask however Kakuzu understood and gave a nod. He left Hidan for a moment, looking around the room. Hidan watched with amusement as he looked through the drawers.
"I usually keep Vaseline in the top drawer of that dresser." Kakuzu looked at him in surprise and Hidan explained, "Before I joined the Akatsuki this woman kept me hidden. This was the room I used. The Vaseline was used for colds though..."
"You can catch a cold?" Kakuzu drawled, digging through the mentioned drawer.
"Of course I can, you just don't care enough to take my temperature." Hidan scoffed as Kakuzu returned to the bed.
"That's not... never mind." Kakuzu growled, rubbing the contents of the jar on his member.
"Kakuzu..." Hidan looked into his eyes as he lined himself up.
"What now?" Kakuzu was impatient but paused.
"Once it's safe... Promise you'll fuck me raw." Hidan moaned out.
"Heh. I love you." Kakuzu laughed, thrusting in abruptly.
"Fuck!"
Kakuzu paused and looked up at Hidan. His face was contorted with pain, but he was grinning. Kakuzu took this as the sign to continue and so he pulled out to the head before pounding back in. Hidan cried out, returning his hands to Kakuzu's hair. Kakuzu pulled him as close to his body as allowed, still thrusting at a steady pace. Hidan had gotten tighter, much to Kakuzu's surprise and pleasure.
"Hidan, you ready?" Kakuzu managed to whisper in his ear.
"Ha-ah... More, Kuzu!" Hidan could not make sense of what his lover had whispered, to caught up in the passion.
Kakuzu sighed and slowed the pace of his thrusts, focusing more on pleasuring Hidan. Hidan bucked his hips back and up when Kakuzu went too slow. The latter moaned, biting Hidan's next as they reached their climax together. Hidan collapsed, too exhausted now to move. Kakuzu worried for a moment after his head had cleared. However at the sound of Hidan's snore, he pulled out easily and looked around the room. He climbed off the bed, picked Hidan up, pulled down the covers, and then placed Hidan under them.
He smiled a bit at the sight of Hidan sleeping so peacefully and grabbed a rag. Once they were cleaned, he crawled up next to his partner. He drifted off, arm around Hidan and his hand resting on his unborn child. Hidan had failed to mention they were having twins...
-huff- Okay, finished this specially for Ditkata. Also special thanks librarycat9... and KakuHidahearts...
I will be taking a short break from updating this while I work on some other stories. Such as Cheaper by the Dozen...
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