Phox: Yay! Chapter Twenty brought to you by~ -Ditkata, librarycat9, KakuHidahearts, VampirePrincesssofBlood, SuigetsuPhwoar, & FanGirlMania-

Cat: Phox is going to be in this chapter.

Ares: Whoot!

Cat: That's a warning of mine own.

Phox: And now~ On with warnings:

Yaoi

Language

OOC & OC

MPREG

Read! At! Own! Risk!

Pairing(s) : Kakuzu X Hidan, Kisame X Itachi, Sasori X Deidara

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Six days pass since Hidan revealed to Kakuzu they were expecting. Three months have passed since they had attended a meeting. Now the Akatsuki were all headed to Amegakure to discuss plans for the Jinchuuriki. Kakuzu and Hidan walked on in silence save an occasional complaint from Hidan. The difference was that when Hidan complained of being tired, Kakuzu actually let them stop. When he complained of hunger, Kakuzu actually let them eat what Hidan was craving. Thankfully it was never anything expensive. Hidan usually detested vegetables and begged for ribs but now that his tastes were altered he asked for vegetables and did not beg for ribs.

They arrived at the meeting place and found Konan, Phox, and Zetsu waiting at the center of the cave with Pain farther off to the side. He would not be able to hear the favor Phox will be asking of her and the other members. Kakuzu joined them, dragging Hidan with him. Hidan still had not forgiven Phox although he had given the details to Kakuzu; save the number of kids they were actually having. After all, something could happen and chances were that Hidan would lose the second child in the end anyways.

"So, Konan, do you think Pain will extend our deadline?" Phox questioned once Kakuzu and Hidan joined the throng.

"He has been thinking about it but he is impatient to get capture over with." Konan answered in an indifferent tone.

"He isn't gonna make us go after the beasts soon, is he?" Kakuzu asked, glancing down at Hidan or more precisely, his child.

"I still need a year before I am up to the hunt." Phox crossed her arms coolly.

"Is that the only reason you have?" Konan asked, not noticing Itachi and Kisame had arrived.

"There is that and the fact Kakuzu would probably like to spend time with his child once it's born in about six months." Kisame smirked at Hidan. The latter had not managed to inform the others he had already told Kakuzu and Phox had kept the information about the twins a secret. (Only Kabuto, Hidan, and herself know.)

"He has a point. I want to make sure the idiot doesn't end up like his mother." Kakuzu's response shocked the others but angered Hidan.

"Bastard! I told you I don't want to be a fucking mother. I'm the father too." he hissed.

"How will we know who our child is calling to then?" Kakuzu scoffed.

"You can do what Itachi and I do. Hametsuki calls me father and him daddy or dad." Kisame shrugged.

"Wait, hold up." Konan had caught up to them at last, "Are you saying Itachi and Hidan got pregnant?"

"That's exactly what we're saying and I'd appreciate if you'd keep that a secret from your boss." Phox gave her a warning glance and relaxed when she nodded.

"I understand... I will try and buy you some time then."

"Alright everyone, Sasori and Deidara have arrived." Pain's voice boomed.

"Thought you hated waiting." Kisame smirked.

"Deidara doesn't." Sasori glared.

"It wasn't just my fault, hm." Deidara returned the glare.

"Enough boys." Phox laughed.

"Shut up, Phox!" Hidan, Deidara, and Sasori snapped.

"Okay, fine. Sorry." Phox laughed nervously.

"If you're all quite finished..." Pain mumbled, "You have had three months to prepare for capturing Jinchuuriki and I do not wish to allow more time to be wasted."

"Sir, I'm afraid we are behind in financing." Kakuzu protested.

"I still haven't perfected my art, hm." Deidara added.

"Samehada wants more food."

"You're fucking retarded if you think I'm gonna go after these things without killing them. It's fucking blasphemy! I'll need time to do my rituals!" Hidan shouted.

"Hn." Itachi glared at Pain.

"How about we wait a few more years, Pain?" Konan hinted.

"Very well... three years..." Pain huffed, glaring at Sasori, he added, "I'm surprised you want to wait."

"I need more puppets." Sasori shrugged in mock apology.

"Well then it's settled. We will have three years for recuperation." Phox clapped her hands and showed a smug look.

"Yes..." Pain sighed in aggravation, "This meeting is now over."

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Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, and Kakuzu all used the same path to get home so they took the time to socialize. Hidan and Deidara hung back and were whispering excitedly. Phox had said that Deidara would be the next in line after Hidan for the serum. First they had to make sure Hidan's birthing would be successful though. Sasori was asking Kakuzu if it was even worth it.

"I'm not sure if it's worth the mood swings and expenses." Kakuzu answered simply, "It hasn't been born yet."

"How much longer do you have to wait?" Sasori questioned.

"I'm not sure." Kakuzu stopped then turned to face Hidan, "How much longer?"

"We'll get there when we get there; quit fucking complaining." Hidan mocked.

"Bitch." Kakuzu grumbled under his breath then repeated, "When are you due?"

"Oh... um... I'm three months in so about... six more to go." Hidan shrugged.

"Nine months? Damn..." Sasori sighed as they continued walking.

They reached the fork in the road and parted ways and then the complaints began. Hidan and Kakuzu stopped at a tea house for a break and he only bought them tea. They left as soon as possible, got a few more miles in and then Hidan complained again.

"I'm tired..."

"We just stopped a few minutes ago!"

"Fuck you! We were only there for two minutes!" Hidan snapped, "Carry me."

"No."

"Oh, so you don't care about our child?" Hidan exclaimed.

"... Fine..." Kakuzu huffed, squatting down, "This is humiliating."

"Thanks Kuzu-chan!" Hidan purred, nuzzling the elder's neck before seductively whispering, "I'll ride you back at home too." Kakuzu flushed and picked up his pace.

When they arrived inside, however, Hidan went straight to sleep. Kakuzu glowered, marching off to the bathroom in order to take care of his little problem. It was not the first time nor would it be the last...

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Lol, the piggyback and riding Kuzu was based off someone's pic on dA.

Sad that Hidan's too sleepy when Kuzu wants attention and Kuzu's busy when Hidan wants it returned... *shakes head* Poor guys...

Have you all checked out my other stories yet? It will give you something to do while you wait if you haven't read them already...