Phox: Yay! Chapter Twenty-One brought to you by~ -Ditkata, librarycat9, & SuigetsuPhwoar -
Gomi: Bwahaha! Remember Me?
Hidan: You sick bastard!
Kakuzu: Where'd you put my masks, Hidan?
Phox: And now~ On with warnings:
Yaoi
Language
OOC & OC
MPREG
Read! At! Own! Risk!
Pairing(s) : Kakuzu X Hidan & Orochimaru X Kabuto Hinting...
Hidan growled at Kakuzu, pinning him to the wall. Hidan was in another mood swing but this time there was a trigger Kakuzu had pulled. He had not meant to offend the carrier of his child, really. It was completely accidental...
–Flashback to Minutes Earlier...
"Mornin' Kuzu-chan." Hidan purred as Kakuzu entered the kitchen to find him eating ice cream for breakfast.
"Morning Hidan..." Kakuzu greeted, wrapping his arms around Hidan from behind, "How much of that have you eaten?"
"Two tubs, why?" Hidan asked as Kakuzu's hands started to roam his bump.
"You should try eating healthier." He began carelessly, "Once we find out our baby's gender, I have to go shopping for furniture." He shivered in obvious dislike, "It's a good thing you don't wear shirts or I'd have to buy you new clothes too."
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean!" Hidan snapped suddenly, ripping himself from Kakuzu's embrace.
"Well, maternity clothes cost additional money that we'll be needing for-" Kakuzu was silenced when he got slammed against the wall, bringing them back to where we began...
"Who gives a fuck about the money? YOU! Who gives a fuck about our baby? ME! Who gives a fuck about me? NOONE!" Hidan screeched.
"That's not true Hida-"
"Shut the fuck up and let me finish, bastard!" Hidan snarled just as the door opened.
"Did we come at a bad time?" Phox smirked, watching the two with much amusement.
"Hidan, all that stress is not good for the babies." Kabuto advised from her side.
"Did you say 'babies' as in... more than one?" Kakuzu managed as Hidan pulled back, frightened of when this day would come.
"Y-Yes... I m-meant to tell you that we're uh... having t-twins." Hidan looked down guiltily.
He jumped when Kakuzu suddenly fell to the floor, unconscious. He blinked several times in disbelief. His eyes then narrowed when a snake slithered away and over to Kabuto.
"What the fuck?"
"We couldn't risk having him go ape-shit on you." Phox shrugged as though it justified the action.
"We'll bring him with us to the check up and he should be fine by then." Kabuto added.
"'Should'?" Hidan blanched.
"Well... let's go find out the genders."
–
They arrived at the examination room and set Kakuzu on a chair. While waiting for him to come to, Hidan sat on the bed, nervous as he rubbed gel over his womb. He hoped Kakuzu would not be too mad. Then again, he was knocked out by Kabuto. Hidan burst into laughter suddenly. He never thought he would see the day Kakuzu collapses. His laughter ended with a sigh and he looked back over to Kakuzu to find him stirring.
"Morning, Kuzu." Hidan dipped his head.
"Hidan, what the hell happened? Where...?" Kakuzu trailed, looking around the room.
"You're in Orochimaru's hideout." Phox reentered the room, Kabuto in tow.
"What?" Kakuzu hurried to his feet, taking a defensive stance in front of Hidan.
"Calm down, Kuzu-chan." Hidan soothed, rubbing his face on his back, avoiding the masks. "They're just here to determine the gender. It's been sixteen fucking weeks."
"Gender of the baby... babies." Kakuzu's eye twitched at his own correction.
"Yeah, now go sit down." Kabuto separated the pair and eased Hidan to lie on the bed.
Kakuzu sat in the chair Phox pulled up to the bed. She then went to fetch the machine used to show the children. Kakuzu glared at the screen as a picture showed his twins. Hidan looked at the screen as well, appearing indifferent but he was really studying the monitor. Kabuto had helped him learn to 'read' them. He soon saw two heads and sighed sadly. Kakuzu may have been fine with one baby... but two was stretching it and stretching his belly.
"Oo. I see the boy." Kabuto grinned, keeping the scanner in one place.
"He gets the pedophilia from Orochi-san." Phox snickered.
"Wha-! I resent that, Phox and you know I like older men!" Kabuto whined.
"Then move the damned scanner." Kakuzu growled under his breath.
"Oh, right..." Kabuto laughed, then stopped it a little ways away, "Looks like there's a girl too."
"Ugh, great. So not looking forward to the puberty talk." Phox groaned, "Itachi and Kisame already made me promise to give it to little Ha-chan."
"I thought they had a boy." Kakuzu blinked.
"Nope. It's a girl. They just thought boy clothes and such suited her better." Hidan shrugged.
"Hm... I think I'll agree. It would be cheaper if the twins could share clothes..." Kakuzu trailed when the three gaped at him. "What?"
"You're okay with two brats? And you're already planning on paying for them?" Kabuto answered.
"You expect me to get rid of them? If they're anything like their dad... it will be impossible." He smirked at Hidan as he sat up, wiping off the gel.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Hidan pouted as Kakuzu pulled him to his chest.
"Whatever you want it to mean." Kakuzu sighed.
–
Kakuzu and Hidan headed back to their home, the latter trailing behind. Kakuzu noticed this and slowed his pace. Once Hidan caught up to him, he pulled him into the trees. Hidan questioned this by raising a brow. Kakuzu leaned in, pulling Hidan towards him, their lips touching.
"What's on your mind?" He breathed.
"Um... well... How are we gonna get the fucking money?" Hidan managed around the sudden fog of lust clouding his mind.
"How do you think?" Kakuzu smirked, hands starting to roam.
"I refuse to sleep with anyone but you." Hidan laughed.
"I suppose that's a good thing..." Kakuzu trailed, thinking back to that moment roughly sixteen... weeks... ago... "How long did you say you've been pregnant?"
"Sixteen weeks, why?" Hidan tilted his head to the side.
"... Just... wondering. We'll go on more bounty hunts with the others to raise the money."
Kakuzu just realized the kids might not be his. He'll more than likely be stressed until he finds out...
Poor Hidan. xD Poor Kakuzu. xD